Synopsis: Someone is killing off Japanese bankers. After a string of high tech, remote control murders, CIA agent Thomas Collins recruits ex-CIA agent Lyla Bangles to infiltrate the Japanese Yakuza, suspected masterminds of the assassinations. Lyla, fired from the CIA after seducing the director's daughter, is a beautiful, highly trained fighter with a penchant for tough girls and Harley Davidsons.

Mr. Ichiban, the head of the Japanese bankers Association is coming to America. A furious gun battle erupts at the airport between the Ichiban’s bodyguards and the Yakuza gunmen. Ichiban escapes the carnage and ends up in the baggage claim where our most unlikely hero, Paul (Bogie) Bogasaki, reluctantly rescues him. Bogie, a half Japanese, half African-American Sam Spade wannabe, specializes in locating lost pets but has dreams of bigger cases. He’s a little clumsy but loveable and very earnest. Hopelessly inept, somehow he always manages to land on his feet.

Lyla calls Bogie to help her on the case. She met him a few years ago when he tracked down Lyla’s mother’s lost Rottweiler, and knowing of his desire to become a world-class detective, throws him some non pet-related work from time to time. Paul stakes out a Yakuza hideaway while Lyla, posing as a high-class hooker, infiltrates the Mob. Together they uncover a massive counterfeiting plot involving billions of Yen, Euros and Dollars. The Mob is laundering the phony money into real money with the aid of their counterfeit bankers who have replaced the murdered bankers. Bogie somehow steals the counterfeit printing plates and, having seen this in an old movie, hides them in a locker at the bus station

While on the trail, Bogie’s identity is discovered by the Mob and he is kidnapped and tortured to reveal the location of the plates. Lyla and her gang of biker chicks storm the Yakuza’s headquarters. During the battle, they wrest control of the Yakuza’s remote control ‘Death Chopper’, and with its help defeat the mob. Lyla rescues Bogie just as the leader of the mob is about to perform some very unorthodox surgery on him. 

On her way to collect her reward from Collins, Lyla is in turn kidnapped and taken to a mysterious desert hideaway. Bogie and Ichiban follow the clues out to the desert where they break into the underground stronghold. With the aid of Ichiban’s surprising ninja abilities, the two rescuers battle through the guards and bump into Lyla who has managed to escape on her own. They are all recaptured and brought to the real head of the plot, Collins the CIA agent who hired Lyla in the first place. He is at the center of a scheme to destroy the world’s economies with the counterfeit money. They are flooding the world with phony money to undermine confidence in the international banking system and plan to institute a One World Bank with Collins at the head. Once they return the counterfeit plates, Collins arrogantly lets them go, thinking he has nothing to fear from them. But Ichiban finds an inventive way to destroy the hideout along with Collins, making the world safe for bankers, biker chicks and fumbling detectives.