Christmas 2000 in no-frills HTML
My mom's watercolor paintings of her cat on exhibit at the library. One label has a red dot meaning it was SOLD!
The real thing:

Almost a foot of snow, landing on bushes.


My dad is hard to buy for, and he likes cheese. Thus, I present, the twelve cheeses of Christmas:

My mom's Christmas tree bread. We're still looking for the missing maraschino cherry.
Me, cleverly posed for a self-portrait.

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