Greatest freebie e-mail of 'em all

GMAIL DOT COM!!!!!! Wow. THE NEW FREEBIE EMAIL ADDIE THAT WORKS BETTER THAN ANY OF THE BIG FAMOUS ONES! Puts the others to shame.

I'd have never discovered the leanest, meanest FREEBIE EMAIL addie in CYBERSPACE if my regular mail client, which is tucked inside my NETSCAPE BROWSER had NOT just developed security blocks that slow you down even worse than their huge newspaper front page slow loading on ya....if you don't have DSL.

I am not talking about NETSCAPE COMMUNICATOR, their BROWSER, which is something you download online free. THAT IS DIFFERENT from NETSCAPE DOT COM which is where you get a daily newspaper, some ads and if you hit MAIL you can pick up mail at their MAIL BOXES, so get a dozen or so, if you do ads at Craigs list.

My NETSCAPE BROWSER (VERSION 4.7) when pressed to SURF the web will, within an hour, jam with the slightest hint of JAVA but I still love it. What's a java jam? Say you surfed to a website that had any JAVA on it. You lock up its db.fat file, many functions suddenly go out the window. You have to reboot. No going into file manager and erasing fat.db on the dos level as it's STUCK, jammed. Permanent. All Netscaper fans know about that but they heard this rumor NSA can't penetrate this 1995 browser so we continue to use this antique.

Soon enough the USER  spots the jam up symptoms. You have to exit, boot  up entire PC once again, but NETSCAPE COMMUNICATOR's design and mail client and address books are organized, so superb, I tolerate its allergies.

BUT WHEN YOU ARE AT a freebie EMAIL service, like NETSCAPE DOT COM, or YAHOO or GMAIL or OPERAMAIL, you do not expect to see your browser LOCK UP AND GIVE BLANK SCREENS if you flip around from mail to browser to text pad. NETSCAPE DOT NET IS ALLERGIC to your moving to another screen for even a second!

So I continue to use my NETSCAPE BROWSER for email which it does flawlessly and opened myself up to some extra freebie addresses. I NEEDED THEM.. I DAILY USE FORTY email ADDRESSES around cyberspace for putting up CRAIGS LIST DOT ORG ads (CRAIG lets you put two ads a day. Pretty SHABBY when CRAIG has l00 cities!! Well my biz is international. GIVE ME l00 cities a day sir, if that's whatchagot mistah! ) Don't lock me out. But CRAIG WILL! So I got forty different email addresses.

The trick to not having CRAIGS BOOT YOU OUT is always choose the automatic "NO EMAIL ADDIE VISIBLE" setting. And change the wording in headline of your ad. Also erase cookies every two ads. Browsers hold cookies. Craig can spot em so erase em. IF YOU PUT YOUR ADDIE visible, they can block your email box forever. So don't do that. Folks who answer you answer ANONYMOUS. Good enuf for ME!

I used to put Craigs list ads online with a DIAL UP SERVER ACCOUNT! Incredibly SLOW to do. THEN mid 2005,  NETSCAPE added security blocks. SNAIL SLOW With DSL now, I barely notice the slowdown. STILL they load the surfer to their page with ads and newspaper stories that are massive slow loaders

One's daily e-mail perusing with the awful, terrible, MAIL.COM takes l00 times longer than it should. LONGER than it does with this new guy on the block GMAIL.COM! I sometimes can't even GET TO MY EMAIL at MAIL.COM but finally THE OTHERS are working OK. Netscape.net. Walla, Yahoo, Lycos, Hot mail,Opera mail,  but they're all left in the dust of GMAIL combined with a MOZILLA FIREFOX BROWSER as GMAIL is slick. NO ADS, just in and outburger. (You can tell I'm a Californian. (This is our premier hamburger fast food hut!) And with my new MOZILLA FIREFOX FREE BROWSER, downloaded on line, all passwords are done for you! Mail.com (HAS TOO MANY ADS so I don't recommend it.

So, I'm voting with my feet. I'm leaving them! SAYONARA. I have a lot of LYCOS addies. They're fine. IF YOU USE THEM REGULARLY. If you go THIRTY days without seeking your own mail, they cancel you!

I have Hotmail. They're pretty good.  NETSCAPE makes you read a newspaper!! IT LOADS the whole, big friggin' newspaper every time the page loads. IF I WANT NEWS I'll go to CNN. What is their PROBLEM?
Anyway, depending on who you're flying with get freebie download ADBLOCK software. Google that word and download it, install it.

GOOGLE's GMAIL is fast as heck and best of all of them. but you can't erase any of your emails. They say that even if you quit your account with them, they keep all your email forever in case FBI thinks you're a serial pedophile. IF you are browsing on your wife, you don't want a google or GMAIL browser in your pc! Trust me. NO EMAIL GETS ERASED EVER! NOTHING YOU CAN DO WILL DESTROY IT.

But not to worry....now, I FOUND WALLA! Walla's fast and free! NO ADS, no security locks that you have to get thru by buying some damn certificate! NO Huge newspapers like NETSCAPE.net.

A SONG and ODE TO WALLA

MAIL.COM fills your screen with ads
YOU can't go right to mailroom.
LYCOS threatens to cancel you
if you go a week without em!

BUT WALLA is just like it sounds,
all soft and sweet and hollow!
GET WALLA FOR A FREEBIE EMAIL
and all your friends will foLLOW!

Joe at walla ! Jane at walla!
even your grand auntie PAULA at Walla.
Walla is your freebie addie
NETSCAPE AND MAILCOM TREAT US BADDIE!

REVENGE IS SWEET
MY PUNCH IS HARD
I'm here to see
NETSCAPE and Mail Com TARRED!