THE BASIC RULES for GETTING LUCKY IN LOVE.
By Anita Sands Hernandez from the HOW TO GET MARRIED WEBSITE.
#1. STUDY. Read the great BOOKS reading on every subject but also on subject of man/woman & LOVE. “GETTING THE LOVE YOU WANT' series by H. HENDRIX. Read “THE RULES and read “GETTING TO I DO by Dr. Pat Allen and if in L.A., go to her l00 people a nite groups. (She answers an office fone in Century City in West Los Angeles, so call 411 in the 310 area code and the secretary will tell you where group is. It used to be Beverly Drive corner of Pico BLVD. It used to be 5$ and was two hours long. You bring a question written down on paper, put it in basket, it gets answered that very meeting. She teaches you to weed out the no-marry guys and just date marry guys. YOU NEED THIS CLASS as it gives the eyesight to see! )
MEANWHILE with your current sweetie, you are avail only 50% of the time that he calls to claim as his own. As a going out. ONLY FIFTY. That means create a full life and when he calls quite often he'll find you busy. You do not break appts for him.
THAT creates (in him) interest, respect, attentiveness, focus. MEN are diff. THEY FOCUS on what's hard to get. WOMEN see competition, they tend to shy away. MEN DO NOT. If they see a dozen guys in a feeding frenzy for your TIME, they suddenly get VETTTTY interested in you.
That's why Dr. Pat says date three men, not one. Never let any man cut you out of the herd!
II. TEACH: Start your own PAT ALLEN type group in your town. (click on live
link, RUN YOUR OWN GROUP WITH LOCAL SHRINK, (ee how)
III. TEST! You attract (thank Gawd) a lot of guys at reg intervals. You
want this to continue. BUT NOW you want to start weeding out schleppers and
having criteria for doing so. TEST THE FELLOW TO SEE IF HE IS:
1.) STUPID. This is the big one. Test him asking “Why is oil so high
priced? Why did they take out Saddam? Why did they take out NORIEGA? Why
did they take out KHADAFI and OSAMA and JFK? Why didn’t they take out
2.) CHEAP - This you see immediately, run the TIRE test. “OH jeez, is
this tire safe looking?” If he sees it has lost tread and doesn’t drive you
to Sears, he’s cheap!
3.) ABUSIVE- Gals, we never get to see this in the first few yrs. So you have to ask old GF’s. Failing that, the police.
4.) CONDESCENDING, ego maniacal, thinks your interest in ABSTRUSE themes
like PINOCHET is pathetic, child- like, hopeless. He makes an amused little
laugh when you ask about these subjects of converse.
5.) LIAR, CHEATER- Your sixth sense lets you know about these two. And
it’s always right!
6.) DRUNKARD/ DOPER Not just hard liquor but a few of them in a row!
IV. HOLD BACK, DO NOT GIVE UP YOUR SOUL TO an UNKNOWN TERRITORY MALE! Give tiny bits. YOU ARE NOT FEEDING DUCKS! THIS BIRDSEED is YOUR LIFE! With your current sweetie, or any favored male, you are avail only 50% of the time that he calls -- to claim as his own. NO MORE than FIFTY. That means create a full life and when he calls quite often he'll find you busy. You do not break appts for him. NOR do you break appointments WITH HIM. But you don’t set appts. up all the time. THAT creates (in him) interest, respect,
attentiveness, focus. MEN are different from women. THEY FOCUS on what's
hard to get. WOMEN see competition, they tend to shy away. MEN DO NOT. If
they see a dozen guys in a feeding frenzy for your TIME, they suddenly get
VETTTTY interested in you. That's why Dr. Pat says date three men, not one.
Never let any man cut you out of the herd!
V. DIET LIKE YOUR LIFE COUNTED ON IT! Your life has to be a full time diet
because the only way to attract a smart man is to now have lumps of greasy fat hanging on your waistline, thighs or upper arms. Be thin. LARD is in the atmosphere and you’re breathing it full time. ALL The other girls on diets are sending calories out. YOU pick up a few thousand daily just breathing. YOUR LIFE SUSTAINER is protein with greens and orange foods. Fruit between meals. NOTHING MORE. ALL THE REST is sin. MAYBE a half cup plain yogurt from healthfood store, the kind that has four cultures, not supermarket w. only one culture. With raw honey. Maybe two dried apricot halves. MAYBE a prune. OCCASIONALLY. But sugar, fat are off your diet cuz you must get married before you inhale too much of the AIR BORN LARD in our atmosphere which nobody eats…..but we all get FAT OFF!
To stay thin, drink herb tea, hot green tea, all day long. REAL TEA makes minerals leave the body in floods, that fill the ocean but you can do it until you nail a man without too severe osteoporosis. Then you switch to black coffee, less of a diuretic. TEA drinking keeps belly from grumbling at your perpetual diet.
15 PIECES OF HUMOROUS ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, SINGLE GIRLFRIENDS:
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to
make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it
means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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