SAY 'OM'

THEN, SAY 'OM CORPS'

THEN SAY "HOME CORPS!"

YOU CALLED? I THINK YOU NEED US!

WHO ARE WE???
(note: this is a business you could do. We give you this ad to do it free).


You train us servants to do WHATTTT????

THE OM CORPS is a HIGH ENERGY bunch of New Age California people who WILL CREATE AN EFFICIENTLY RUN,

HOLISTIC HOUSEHOLD for you WITH OUR

GENUINE, NEW AGE HEALTH GURUS who will train your staff to run A Holistic Home !

OUR EXPERTS SPEND A FEW HOURS AT

YOUR HOUSE, WITH YOUR Servants,

I am to say 'namaste, please take your SHOES OFF???'

TURNING

THEM INTO DIET, MASSAGE EXPERTS.

ONE VISIT AND YOUR COOK, MAIDS,

The tofu and ground blanched almonds become hamburger? OK, OK. We think we've got it!
 

GARDENERS WILL TRIPLE THEIR HOLISTIC KNOWLEDGE AND ABILITIES. Your son will learn to grow organic vegetables, create a fruit orchard from l9$ bare root trees from Home Depot!
 


Now you poop on that radish, got it?
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YOUR SERVANTS will LEARN TECHNIQUES TO MAKE YOUR FAMILY'S LIFE A TENSION-FREE, HEALTH-PROMOTING PARADISE.

WE TEACH YOUR COOK TO MAKE MEALS

IDENTICAL TO THE EXPENSIVE

SPAS OF EUROPE WITH THE RECIPES

YOGI BHAJAN GAVE TO THE REKNOWN,

NEW AGE COOK AKASHA KAUR, CATERER TO SUPER STARS.

IMAGINE HAVING HER TRAINING YOUR COOK.

IMAGINE THE

MAGICAL 'MOTHER OF THE UNIVERSE'

MASSAGE being TAUGHT TO

YOUR MEXICAN MAID

BY INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN HEALER,

Jeffrey Harrison or Yemi

SO THAT YOU &

YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS MAY SHED

TENSIONS or POUNDS, ATTAIN FRESHNESS, VITALITY, BLISS, WHENEVER YOU WISH.

IMAGINE

NEW AGE NUTRITION EXPERT

SAT SIRI KAUR of THE HEALING COTTAGE

TURNING YOUR STAFF INTO HEALTH CARE EXPERTS, YOUR HOME INTO A BLISS-PROMOTING SPA.

NOT FOR ONE DAY BUT FOR EVERYDAY. EVEN THOUGH the actual training takes ONE DAY! YOU WILL LIVE, HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

TRY THE HOME CORPS JUST ONCE!

WE WILL RAISE THE CONSCIOUSNESS

OF YOUR SERVANTS SO YOU CAN ENJOY

THE EFFICIENT, ENERGIZING, healing

PALATIAL HOME ATMOSPHERE ENJOYED PREVIOUSLY ONLY BY MAHARAJAS and EMPERORS!

Call us at: (818)774-1939

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