JOB OPENING! POST AVAILABLE: "GOD” and If you need to ask what job - - - - you couldn’t even DO the job!. ANSWER FAST, WE just FIRED the old one! GOD-JOB DUTIES: RUN UNIVERSE in ORDERLY MANNER. HAVE COMPASSION FOR MANKIND. SALARY. NONE. PERKS. MANY. OMNIPOTENCE, CREATIVITY, GIRLS go nuts over you! Nuns especially.
Hey, YOU up there? IS GOD UP THERE? OR are you just the BIG DUHHHHHH! After this Paris attack, 911, Jap nuke reactor melting and the TSUNAMI I seriously DOUBT that A.)YOU’RE GOD. Or B.) you even exist and c.) that YOU ARE QUALIFIED. I think you got the job thru NEPOTISM not qualifications!

Yes, my Uncle was God before I was. That's the
joke on you humans. Your GODs are all Racoons!

After 911, Paris Attacks, numerous quakes, the TSUNAMI and the Japanese
nuclear reactor nuking us all, I look around and think maybe we are GOD!
SLOPPY, disorganized, but the spirit’s there . Ferinstance it occurred to me a long
time ago that I should write CAL-TECH an email saying “Hey Seismo
people, The entire pacific rim has those little ocean floor tsunami
warning buoys, don’t they? NO? Well dya think you guys should get on it?

What about Yellowstone being on a caldera? You miking the thing?
What about Krakatoa? My grandchildren live in HAWAII and they are
affected and Krakatoa is the planet’s second most dangerous Caldera..”
But I never wrote it. Mebbe I’m just a GOD in training, not as prescient
as an avocado just yet but a helluva lot better GOD than YOU who let the
tectonic plates slip. You’re showing signs of dementia praecox! It’s a
rainy Sunday in L.A. and I have rec'd the usual EMAIL hippie letters
related to this Paris Attack, the bubblegum metaphysics that says we
must do prayer for the pain on the planet, that as a breathing, living
entity, we must use our own godhood, god powers to give a little
surcease to the pain of the grieving surviving family members....yada
yada. Then a lotta letters about how we must dispel OUR OWN suffering,
and somehow come to terms with the fact that this event was the will of

Who knows, maybe during that Tsunami a few years back God
intended to nail some real bad people like in those
nations in civil war in Sri Lanka, Thailand and Indonesia who maybe
were about to break into real ugly, Rwanda style genocide
and God moved just in time hitting lands where Muslims ran the country
and were massacreing Buddhists, and in countries where they were not in
the majority and were just killer, rebel separatists. There sure were a
lot of cranky muslims everywhere around the INDIAN OCEAN RING OF FIRE
(as opposed to the Pacific quake circle) so mebbe the will of ALLAH was just
a response to bad vibes in humans.

I can see GOD at a switchboard. Smiling wickedly with “NO” signs
all around him. MYSELF I am having huge trouble believing
there IS a god if he (---small ‘G’ from here on out…) could create such
grief and loss for so many. THE HINDUS say god is like a UNIX and He has
each one of our INCARNATION cards stored on his hard drive and god knows who's been naughty or nice, who deserves to.....say, have his entire flock of babies washed away and who doesn't. He knows which drunk sleeping it off on the beach
there deserved to dream with the fishes and which Drunk didn't and gets
to go back to Sweden.

MYSELF? I am more random-causal Darwinian. I think those folks
airy-fairy enuf to feel a big rumble in the ground and go to the beach
or feel the rumble, go to the beach and then see the entire ocean move
backwards an STAY on that beach or those airy fairy enough to even want
to live by the friggin’ beach in the SUMATRA area KNOWING that KRAKATOA
is out there belching hell in that Indian ocean and in a Darwinian
sense, just eliminated themselves from the food chain. Or volunteered to
be part of the shark's food chain. I guess what they did was eliminate
themselves from the genetic pool! In the last few months, I sent out
multiple web-articles on Krakatoa blowing up, How in 535 A.D. this JAVA
FIRE HOLE punched the planet’s lights out for an entire 4 years killing
all the crops and most of the people alive on earth, triggering BUBONIC
plague, too where there’d never been much of it before. Then CRANKY
“KRAK IT TO YA” did it again in l883, punched the lights out for four
days and took 36,000 souls with it.
I sent out articles recently to my entire mailing list on how
YELLOWSTONE was really an ancient caldera, the entire thing, 75 miles
across, and how the entire soil is boiling and smoking again, how it’s
going to go any moment. TWO calderas or SUPER VOLCANOES on our planet,
alive and kicking right now. Not little weenies like Mt. St Helens.
CALDERAS are big! (Google the word!)
Now, subconsciously, I knew knew knew that there was no TSUNAMI bell
anywhere south of Frisco. Or West of Sumatra. My sweetheart was out in
the PACIFIC during the 1964 MALIBU Tsunami on an early jet-ski and he
got broken into pieces, multiple bones broken in the water!!!
How could I read the KRAKTOA 535 A.D. article and not call CAL TECH or
email them and say, 'hey if Krakatoa goes again, who warns my kid Miguel
who lives on North Shore of Oahu? A God, of course wouldn’t think only
of her kid, she’d ask Cal Tech” Who the #(*%(# warns Thailand? Why
aren't there BELLS there? Alarms? And if I’d heard the response ‘nobody’
as no bells exist there, we don’t even have Thailand’s FONE NUMBER…..,
as my nose is big, I’d have started a Gershrei Campaign. (Ask Babs
Streisand what that word means.)

SO the bottom line is, I wasn’t a GOD this year and second, there is no
GOD except you and me. This braided rope, this twisted skein of many
threads called humanity, is GOD. Or as near to it as we’ll ever get.
When one monkey learns to drop a coconut to break it and a hundred
simians ON OTHER ISLANDS Get the same lightbulb, …..the Darwinian
response psychic, not monkey showing MONKEY --it was some kind of MONKEY
“GOD RADIO” .. well – makes me want to practice MONKEY RADIO guys and
the INTERNET is as close to getting it turned on as we’ll ever find!
Unless we do Kundalini yoga, open our third eye, load our bloodstream
with raw veggie salads and throbbing minerals of life and sunshine and
then like one of those old telegraph machines you hand crank,--- crank
our real, internal THIRD EYE INTERNET into existence!!!

So that leaves us with …why did god take 115,000 INDONESIANS in the ACEH
area and pull them out? Humble fishermen and their children. WHAT did He
know? That the whole place was about to GO BLOOEY in GENOCIDE? This is a
strife torn area cuz huge oil fields are there and the Indonesian
GENERALS who run the place want the wealth for themselves. They’ve been
duking it out over the oil for 20 yrs, lotta deaths. in 1965, Gov death
squads supplied by CIA killed 2 million people. The MEDIA was not even
allowed in. Google PILGER and that 1965 Massacre + Indonesia. East Timor
area, big oil fields. So the consciousness of PEOPLE in a place may
affect THE PLACE! I hear that if you wish evil on a glass of water, the
molecules go bezerk. And if you pray over it, the water molecules line
up in beautiful swirls. The tectonic plates were made of molecules.

SOMETHING in that place didn’t line up right. LIke how would you like it
if all four of your grandparents were murdered and your parents grew up
scavenging for larvae? SO was that you God? Did you line them up
crooked? See, it’s down to this. Gods are good. They watch our backs.
Bad things don't happen to good people when God's in charge. Either YOU
are The Big Guy or you are not. But you want to play with planets? Act
like a God fer Christ's sake. MAN UP! Or we'll replace you. We will
learn to move MOLECULES with our minds! Learn to cast spells. And the
first one will be on YOU, RACOON. That you lose your job,
that your whole furry clan be made into fur hats.