STARTING A COTTAGE INDUSTRY and using CRAIGSLIST
as a promotional TOOL
Is that all I am
to you, Anita? A TOOL?
No
Craig Newmark, saintly founder of CRAIGS LIST, that’s certainly not all you are
to me, at all. You and your list are life itself. In fact, I bred cats for 40
years to get one perfect male long hair tabbie at and I named him ‘Craig
Newmark’ out of respect for you. I really esteem you, Craig. See, I am a single
mother who stays HOME in my office doing my little cottage
industry and advertising it in your pages. I MAKE MONEY for rent and food
& I USE your wonderful CRAIGS LIST
free ADS, placing them in every city of
the world, for free! THAT’S HOW I RUN the FREE SEMINARS also an ASTROLOGY BUSINESS
and if I were younger, I’d run a tutoring business, teach basic web skills to
kids! I finally did PUT UP A WEBPAGE TO TRAIN YOUNGSTERS in BASIC PC TRIX! If I were younger, I’d create my own
business, landscaping for the homes of Beverly Hills, actually I foodscape. And
I’d use CRAIGS.
I have studied dozens of cottage industries, other people’s. so if I could clone myself, I’d run a few dozen
businesses right outta my house if I weren’t nearly 70 yrs old. As I stayed home raising four kids they watched me run my biz
& learned from their Ma and they are all CEO’s of their own cottage
industries today.
A
COTTAGE INDUSTRY is a venerable institution
(try 7,000 years old,) which allows the SINGLE MOTHER to have cats and babies,
stay home and paint oil canvases, write novels, clean the house, pay the rent,
rock the cradle and watch over teens after school! .The CotInd allows a woman
to pursue some art form that might pay rent, painting, clay, writing articles
while you move a cradle, feed bottles, caring for family most of the day and
then you can maybe spend an hour doing something that pays rent like healing,
therapy. Freud worked out of his home! If you were a holistic healer or a
LANDSCAPER, CRAIGS LIST would get you clients. Of course CELERY 101 is still the
best way to attract clients.
Even as a senior, I run a small cottage
industry. An online HOROSCOPE/ PALM READING/ TAROT reading business CYBER
GYPSY ANITA . I don’t count the free, HOW TO BE LUCKY IN LOVE”ONLINE
100 classroom SEMINAR and training. And the FREEBIE
SEMINARS of the MASTER JULES.
The last two are not businesses at all, actually. Charities. LUCK IN LOVE FREE
SEMINARS are my form of being a “TOUT GRANNY” donating to the community like
Johnny Appleseed and hopefully changing the planet. The website instructs
beauties in marrying billionaires and doing international import/export
businesses as a charity to feed third world villagers. The Master Jules is his website, his teachings. (He was a self
made multi millionaire and teaches youth the secrets of doing that.
My clients for ASTROLOGY are beautiful rich married women all over
the USA and my students at the LUCK IN LOVE WEBSITE are even MORE beautiful
than the movie stars, except they’re POOR SINGLE women all over the USA, Europe
and ASIA. I reach them through CRAIGS LIST. (the subject of this article.)I target beautiful girls using the
“TALENT” section, creating an ‘ad’ for wannabe actors, and GROUPS for folks who
seek to LINK or network. The ad’s headline or banner reads: ”BEST
JOB IN SHOW BUSINESS if you are DROP DEAD GORGEOUS.” Then, it goes on to say,
quit show biz, marry a billionaire, we teach you how, then do charity for the
third world. Create cottage industries abroad and do import/export. And I have
dozens of website pages on how to do it, and the AD LEADS THEM TO WEBPAGES.
That’s the first thing you do with a CRAIGS LIST AD!!
The
reason that I STAY HOME AND DO THIS ORIGINALLY used to be that I had four
little babies, Paloma, Miguel, Demian and Luis, whose Poppa was in another
country without a dictionary that had the word “ALIMONY” in it. They’re raised
now, so the new reason is that I don't drive a car! Did for the
last fifty years, but now as city of L.A. wants $1000 dollars on car insurance,
and they are so bothersome as to demand another 1000$ for that driving
infraction ticket (caught with no 2004 license tags and expired license),
penalties for not showing up at court with TAG IN HAND could easily double that
amt…, as I had no way to GET TAGS, FIX THE CAR MOTOR, DRIVE to court nor money
for the ticket! Then they want a smogging exhaust system on the car, which is so
old it won't pass smog test! Well, it’s a 24 year old car! IF YOU EXHALED you’d
flunk! I have to rebuild motor, for a third thousand dollar bill, no that would
be a FOURTH THOUSAND dollar fee. SO basically, I gotta stay home and make money
off my desk, somehow. Just pay the rent. A THOUSAND DOLLAR BILL EVERY 30 DAYS
on that one! But thanks to CRAIGS LIST, it’s EASY!
YOU
probably have a job that pays more than that an HOUR. Well, I don't! I DO NOT
and WILL NOT work for another person or a corporation. Tried it once, at a
PSYCHIC HOTLINE. A hundred phones in a room the size of a football field.
MANAGERS listening over your shoulder. NOT FOR ME!
DOING ONE AD a day for astrology isn't enough. INSTEAD,
I do two ads a day at Craigslist.org special CREATIVE
SERVICES SECTION. But then I do another two in the LESSONS area, the ad is totally
reworded so it's about ASTROLOGY and Palmistry LESSONS, ONLINE. So that's another two. THEN I DO a third pair of
ads, THE "HOW TO MARRY MONEY and get out of STRIPPING/ ACTING/ DANCING/
MODELING non-CAREER" rewording ENTRY LINES each time so the ROBOT doesn't
realize I did same ad twice, and put that ad in NEW YORK Los ANGELES TALENT SECTION as a JOB. I even brazenly say
MARRIAGE IS THE BEST JOB EVER. GET OUT OF SHOW BUSINESS!
Then I do endless other subjects, but how do I DO IT? If you've
ever done an ad at Craigs you know their ever prowling ROBOT catches you after
TWO ADS and dices them! To escape detetction, I do several things. a.) only two
ads per subject. B.) I reboot with a DSL switch after six ads or so. The modem
box facilitating your DSL SERVICE allows you to turn OFF your CONNECTION to DSL
at your server and be assigned a new NUMBER. You don't know it but each time
you use DSL it loads a 34.35.677.89 four number digit into your box
which you SPURT everywhere as a fingerprint! IF you use CRAIGS, switch it every
ten minutes.
I am committed to my work, my articles, my websites, my free
seminars which I ADVERTISE only at CRAIGS LIST. I offer gals a way to STUDY
their way into the BLUE BLOOD HIGH SOCIETY where they can MARRY WEALTHY MEN
which I certainly consider a job! And raise kids with educations and do
something for the world with philanthropy. So I use CRAIG and keep on rebooting,
reassigning myself a new DNS ENTRY number, it's automatic, the server does it
when you stick a hairpin in back of your MODEM. Ask your server tekkie. He'll
tell you.
To do two ads a day, you have to KNOW WHERE YOU WANT TO LIST
YOURSELF. For me, it can be TALENT JOBS SOUGHT, or the
AUDITIONS/ ENTERTAINMENT BIZ type JOBS. Or I go to ARTISTS COMMUNITY POSTINGS
as artistic girls are the beauties in every country…. OR LESSONS OFFERED. OR
GROUPS, OR THERAPY LESSONS, and I post a dozen articles on how to DO MASSAGE
FOR A LIVING without tedious city licenses. (I post all the different
trainings at Craigs. They're all different so the HUMANS that comb thru the ads
at Craigs San Francisco OFFICE don't ever notice I'm there. I personally have a
hundred different emails at gmail, yahoo, hotmail, etc. I'm worth it cuz
I OFFER ALL OF THAT to the YOUTH OF THIS VILLAGE. I teach people in FARAWAY
COUNTRIES how to open an IMPORT/ EXPORT biz that targets the third world’s
starving villages. (I used to run such a biz when I was 21, but my partner
ended up with millions and I stayed barefoot and pregnant in MEXICO for most of
the sixties! Unable to do the SCOURING of countryside that partner required I
do. BAZAAR FOLKLORICO worked, bigtime, for HIM! The Master Jules was my biz
partner, married to my best galpal. He finally left our Sunset Strip boutique
of décor, artisanry, clothing, jewelry, etc and moved to THE DECORATORS’
DISTRICT and made huge huge amts. I run his spiritual teachings website today
and also place two ads a day in CRAIGS LIST for the late, great departed JULES
BUCCIERI, the best guru ever!.
Well
CRAIG ALLOWS only ONE POSTING in one section, but you can do a second in
another section and get by but THAT is their limit. Though I’m not sure. I have
to ask CRAIG one of these days. I suppose they have limits, but as I have to
reach a thousand people a day, every day, in every city of the world, I simply
choose to ignore those limits and as LAURA HUXLEY SAID, only a SAINT can bend
the laws And I BEND THEM!
MULTIPLE
EMAIL ADDRESSES – I go to GMAIL, YAHOO, LYCOS,
AIM. AOL and get other addresses. I can get you gmail which is invitational
write me at astrology at earthlink dot net.
TO REALLY GET SPEEDY
AND GET DOWN WITH CRAIG, fergawdsakes, GET THE LATEST BROWSER, ONE THAT HOLDS
FORM INFO and where you can frequently ERASE COOKIES ..another fingerprint you
leave behind and don't know it– Download MOZILLA
FIREFOX’s latest browser, free online.
HOW TO MAKE ADS
FIRST
create some stunning text. Mine are long, maybe 3 paragraphs or up to six
paragraphs but in GIST they are this:
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* * WORLD’s BEST ASTROLOGER. COURTNEY (the rocker, Nirvana widow) LOVE PLUGS
her in her album jacket, AMERICA’S SWEETHEART! 60$ an hour, 30$ an half hour,
Phone 818-774-1939 for natal horoscope read to you on phone!!!* * * (to you I’m 12$ the half hour, that’s just for big city rich
yuppies.)
Or “GALS? Had your heart broken one time too many? Go to the luck in love website right now and learn
how to HAVE POWER OVER MEN, date, inspire a man to want to marry you and then
how to run a charity like Oprah. (Craigs doesn’t always let URLS in so I make
it clear it’s an url by writing it out that way “LUCK in love dot com”
or I use my freebie websites which CRAIGS CANNOT SPOT! http://home.earthlink.net/~astrology/index3.htm
You get ten free
websites if you sign up with EARTHLINK and a free reading from me if you tell
them astrology at earthlink told you to do it. And you can put ads on craigs
like crazy too.
HOW TO DO ADS
FAST!! I have the text for my ad in an email in my browser’s “mail client” area, right handy, meaning INSIDE MY
MOUSE…. I have the text in a text file. To move that text, one HIGHLIGHTs that
text .. that is, you 'gather the text into your mouse’ with a ROLLING OVER IT
until it’s highlighted, then you do a keyboard command, “CONTROL C” for “COPY”
or “CARRY”. Then I GO INTO THE CRAIGS LIST POSTING AREA and find the BODY OF AD
and do CONTROL V to place it inside of each LISTING. The text falls right out
of the mouse, seemingly, perfectly aligned. Do a hundred ads in ten minutes,
control v control v control v. (THE TRICK is having l00 different EMAIL ADDIES
as Craigs allows one ad per area per addie!)
*Each time I place
an ad, I go into TOOLS at top of browser, and ask it to erase the cookies. That
way CRAIG cannot tell how many ads I put up! And as I HAVE DSL, I can POWER
CYCLE. That’s when you lose your DNS number and get a new one! Then CRAIG
really can’t tell you’re back. Ask your tekkie at your server how to power
recycle you DSL DNS number. It involves sticking point of hairpin or small
screwdriver in back of MODEM, in that hole, so it turns off. You lose your
connection to your server. Then, when you reboot, it wants you to tell it who
you are. Your SERVER has you as JOE USER. And your secret password “MY KIDS”
and then bingo, you’re assigned a new DNS number.
*Do
as I do, use CRAIGS LIST to carry your message to THE CITY where you live and
then to about a hundred and fifty OTHER CRAIGS LIST CITIES! And a hundred other
countries.
CRAIGS LIST then sends the AD BACK TO YOUR EMAIL to
check it’s really you. I HAVE TO OPEN each browser and go find the AD they sent
me. CRAIG requires you PUNCH THE “PUBLISH” BUTTON. It is not posted until YOU
are publish it, a whole lotta fun!
IF I DID one ad a day?
Nothing would happen. NO clients would be coming to me! TRY TWO ads every day
of the week. That
works! But then I do ads for my son’s wedding photo biz, HONEY MOON IN HAWAII!
And for my other son’s contracting biz, and two house maids living on my
street, they need ads, and they report they really work! And I get free
tamales! And my pal with the extra room got ads for renters, deluge of calls.
And my pal selling the Maryland farm, many responses and the other pal with the
home near OREGON’s border, more answers than her realtors ever gave her! And my
pal in the ROCKIES stuck on his icy farm??
That bit
about panning gold on his land got him so many free car offers! UNBULEEEVEABLE!
NOW, I have done this for years
on end! First year, all I did was the LUCK IN LOVE seminars. Got 400 girls who
were quickly busy studying the articles I published, one a week, (All at
the LUCK IN LOVE website now, 90 of them,) .
Then I began to edit out the girls who didn’t answer ever. Who just
rec’d info but never answered back. I wrote a form letter, ‘gee I never hear
from you, so I get the feeling you’re not really reading the weekly articles on
HOW TO MARRY WELL, which I send out,’ so I’m letting you go but keep my email addie, if
you ever need me, write.’ And I cut three hundred or so off the list for being
non responsive. Then I went on to use CRAIGS LIST to build it up to 400 girls
again. The winnowing out of dead minds is constant! I am a voice, a human one,
so if a gal doesn’t answer, she’s got to be semi-impaired! Once they answer a
few times I get a fix on what their mind is like, their education….sometimes
they send a photo and I figure, hey who cares if she’s stupid, what a looker!
But For years many girls were getting articles on romance and how to penetrate
high society but no answer? Not my kinda gal!
NOW, in the last few weeks, I’ve been
doing the INTERNATIONAL ARTISANRY
BUSINESS ad. This new list is people who showed interest in doing
IMPORT EXPORT with starving third world villages. As Air tickets don’t grow on
trees, I feel that doing wholesaling of locally produced folk artisanry in
one’s own home town is the way.
FOLK
ARTISANRY, BAZAAR FOLKLORICO, VASCO de GAMA SHOPS, PRIMITIVE LTD.are biz titles I suggest.But
I’m getting off subject.
I really want to say. START YOURSELF A MOONLIGHTING
BIZ, Create a website, Free at Earthlink. Start to use CRAIGS LIST. Get
rid of your garage storage of dishes, paintings, wallhangings, furniture.
SAMPLE: “Want a GENUINE KINKAID PRINT, framed? Originally cost 350$. Sacrifice
for $75. “ Put that ad in FURNITURE section . Start to learn to do ads in many
cities….THE INTERESTING ad is one for an idea and a website,. not for selling
stuff or MONEY. SAMPLE” “Learn how to create LIVING ROOM SEMINARS that make you
money. We teach you free. Our hope is to inspire stay at home moms to create an
interesting social group in your own LIVING ROOM once a month. Like
SCREENWRITERS’ FREE CO-OP, or “INTERNATIONAL CUISINE & RECIPEs for COOKS,”
Seed the air with ideas! BUT USE CRAIGS LIST! LEARN TO USE IT so it’s as easy
as setting postems on the wall.
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