I am paralyzed, horrified, creep-a-fied, thing-a-fied, tending to want SUICIDE.

      There is no one in a Capitalist, materialist society who is free from clutter.
      STUFF is a vice like drinking or drugs. It is the EGO identifying with
      the TOTEM POWER of 'a thing.' A skewed strategy but very prevalent.
      IMAGINE a cottage INDUSTRY where you charge 15$ an hour to go
      INTO people’s homes and show them a luck-bringing, fresh new way of
      living, involving ORDER. Where you inspire them to SEE what is
      disordered in their home, and to clean the many closets, shelves, drawers
      and rooms along side you in a way that banishes CLUTTER forever.

      Your work day will entail spending a delightful, easy day of varied
      pleasures with a very troubled stranger who has thrown in the towel, who
      is ready to listen to sweet reason. You’ll take them to the store to buy
      cleansers to clean down to the bottom layer. Then you buy that nice
      washable, pebbly paper to line shelves. You glue it down with them. You
      refold sweaters. You bag up winter clothing with mothballs. You spend a
      lovely day in the garden, putting away tools, cleaning, cutting flowering
      branches for vases, always listening to your portable music player. You
      eat breakfast, lunch and maybe dinner with them, and also make $110 for
      your trouble A DAY. Doing it 5 days a week, meaning you make 550 a
      week, 2 thousand a month 24 thousand a year. UNDER THE TABLE. IN
      three years, you have a down payment on a house. IF the IRS asks you
      where you got it, you say MATTRESS money.

      So how does one get such a great job? You sit in bookshops memorizing
      Feng Shui books, making notes. You make your own website, like I did

Maybe your website has an ad that goes like this: LIVES REMADE! Front door to BACK! CLUTTER, FENG SHUI EXPERT (YOUR NAME HERE,) makes HOUSE CALLS!  AND YOU learn to WRITE A website is words which invite people to learn from you and maybe sign up free for the ANTI CLUTTER INSPIRATION GUIDE. List text goes out once a month, it reads "HELLO, remember me? I AM (MY NAME HERE,) a recovering clutterer and authoress of” ONE DAY FENG SHUI “ about quick and easy ways to create beautiful,  supportive living and working environments. It's online free, just click here........====>
      Living clutter-free is essential to good feng shui. When I began my feng shui
      practice, I knew that I had to be able to coach my clients to deal with their
      clutter—and that the time had come for me to conquer my own cluttering habits
      once and for all!

      I have spent the past twenty years exploring the reasons why we allow so much
      clutter into our homes and our lives, why confronting our clutter challenges is so
      difficult emotionally, and how getting rid of clutter can trigger powerful and
      dramatic improvements in our lives.

      In my new CLUTTER-FREE FOREVER! Home Coaching Program I share
      everything that I’ve learned about the challenges of coping with clutter and the
      secrets to finally conquering it. I act as your personal clutter coach, guiding you one
      day at a time through an easy six-step process for liberating yourself from clutter
      and reclaiming your home and your life. NOW, print this following paragraph out
      and give it to your kids and husband before our first appointment, our first day of
      work together. And hopefully the whole family will be rolling up their sleeves!

      Free Yourself From Clutter and Reclaim Your Life!

      "    * The U.S. department of energy reports that one-quarter of people with
      two-car garages have so much stuff in there that they can’t park a car.   *
      According to the national soap and detergent association, getting rid of clutter
      would eliminate 40 percent of housework in the average home.   * The national
      association of professional organizers says we spend one year of our lives looking
      for lost items.   * Harris interactive reports that 23 percent of adults say they pay
      bills late (and incur fees) because they lose them.   * If you rent a storage facility to
      store your excess belongings, you’re contributing to a $154 billion industry? Bigger
      than the Hollywood film business!     * 1 in 11 American households rents a
      self-storage space and they spend over $1000 a year in rent.     * It costs an
      average of $10/square foot to store items in your home.    * In a 2008 survey of
      400 consumers nationwide, 27 percent said they feel disorganized at work, and of
      those, 91 percent said they would be more effective and efficient if their workspace
      was better organized. 28 percent said they would save over an hour per day and
      27 percent said they would save 31 to 60 minutes each day.     * Stephanie
      Winston, author of the organized executive, estimates a manager loses 1 hour/day
      to disorder, costing the business up to $4,000/yr if earning $35,000/yr ? or
      $8,125/yr at $65,000)."  Do we want to stay poor? NO! So let’s beat this clutter
      thing now! TOGETHER!

      Here is a pamphlet you print out, stick a photo of your happy face there,

      "I can help you transform your home into a clutter-free, attractive, welcoming
      environment that you will love to live in—starting today! The CLUTTER-FREE
      FOREVER! Home Coaching Program is a new approach to clutter clearing. It
      goes beyond telling you how to clean up and get organized to reveal the hidden
      emotional and psychological reasons why coping with clutter is so hard to do. And
      it shows you, step-by-step, how you can reclaim control of your space.

      You get the 160-page Clutter-Free Forever! It's an E-book WEBINAR, a dozen
      home-study lessons, a bonus feng shui lesson, ongoing membership in the online
      discussion forum, and totally free.START right now by clicking on "SHOW ME
      HOW TO CLEAN MY HOUSE BY MYSELF." Now, If you want me to come
      over and help, and get your kids to help and maybe your husband if he's around...

      I'll come help and I work without stopping all day long and I'm a strong woman, I
      stay all day, 8 hours, we work together and I'm exactly the cost of an immigrant
      maid, whatever they ask, I ask

      I will teach you and the whole family how to get rid of the clutter HABIT—without
      feeling ashamed, overwhelmed or being tempted to give up—and I teach you how
      to keep the demon mess from coming back!

      I guarantee you that clearing your clutter will dramatically improve your mood and
      energy. Clutter-clearing gets you out of your rut. It shakes loose frozen aspects of
      your soul and allows them to journey into your heart where they belong and where
      you can listen to and act upon them.

      The CLUTTER-FREE FOREVER! Home Coaching Program is uniquely effective
      because it goes beyond just written words on a page. You have your CLUTTER
      GURU at the other end of the phone or email, near your home, ready to come help
      any time. I'm understanding, non judgemental. WHy? Cuz I was a worse clutter
      bug than ANYBODY! At least get that first home lesson which will guide you
      through a deeper exploration and practice of clutter-clearing principles and tactics.
      Achieving mastery over clutter and disorganization requires a shift in emphasis and
      attitude. You’ll probably need to develop some new skills, or dust off some you
      haven’t used in a while. You have the dream; all you need now are the inspiration
      and know-how. In CLUTTER-FREE FOREVER!, I give you both!

      Six weekly STOP BYS, with me cleaning with you for the full 8 hours will provide
      ongoing motivation and reinforcement.Specific task assignments keep you focused
      on your goals so you make visible progress right from Day 1.

      By the time the program is over, you’ve been clearing your clutter consistently for
      six full weeks. Not only will you see dramatic improvements in your space and
      your energy, but you’ve had time to develop the new daily habits that will help you
      stay “clutter-free forever”!

      And the best part is you don’t have to wait for the teacher to come to your
      community (or incur the time and expense of traveling to a class).You can get
      started right now, today! Read the book, then if you want, have me come over and
      spend a day working with you. Signed (YOUR NAME here! ) and you’re on your
      way to 60k a year!