25 THOUSAND A YEAR BEING A CLUTTER COACH? Where do I SIGN UP?
There is no one in a Capitalist, materialist society who is free from clutter.
STUFF is a vice like drinking or drugs. It is the EGO identifying with
the TOTEM POWER of 'a thing.' A skewed strategy but very prevalent.
IMAGINE a cottage INDUSTRY where you charge 15$ an hour to go INTO people’s homes and show them a luck-bringing, fresh new way of living, involving ORDER. Where you inspire them to SEE what is disordered in their home, and to clean the many closets, shelves, drawers and rooms along side you in a way that banishes CLUTTER forever.
Your work day will entail spending a delightful, easy day of varied pleasures with a very troubled stranger who has thrown in the towel, who is ready to listen to sweet reason. You’ll take them to the store to buy cleansers to clean down to the bottom layer. Then you buy that nice washable, pebbly paper to line shelves. You glue it down with them. You refold sweaters. You bag up winter clothing with mothballs. You spend a lovely day in the garden, putting away tools, cleaning, cutting flowering branches for vases, always listening to your portable music player. You eat breakfast, lunch and maybe dinner with them, and also make $110 for your trouble A DAY. Doing it 5 days a week, meaning you make 550 a week, 2 thousand a month 24 thousand a year. UNDER THE TABLE. IN three years, you have a down payment on a house. IF the IRS asks you where you got it, you say MATTRESS money.
So how does one get such a great job? You sit in bookshops memorizing Feng Shui books, making notes. You make your own website, like I did for MY COTTAGE industry, astrology. Maybe your website has an ad that goes like this: LIVES REMADE! Front door to BACK! CLUTTER, FENG SHUI EXPERT (YOUR NAME HERE,) makes HOUSE CALLS!
HELLO, I AM (MY NAME HERE,) a recovering clutterer and authoress of” ONE DAY FENG SHUI “ about quick and easy ways to create beautiful, supportive living and working environments.
Living clutter-free is essential to good feng shui. When I began my feng shui practice, I knew that I had to be able to coach my clients to deal with their clutter—and that the time had come for me to conquer my own cluttering habits once and for all!
I have spent the past twenty years exploring the reasons why we allow so much clutter into our homes and our lives, why confronting our clutter challenges is so difficult emotionally, and how getting rid of clutter can trigger powerful and dramatic improvements in our lives.
In my new CLUTTER-FREE FOREVER! Home Coaching Program I share everything that I’ve learned about the challenges of coping with clutter and the secrets to finally conquering it. I act as your personal clutter coach, guiding you one day at a time through an easy six-step process for liberating yourself from clutter and reclaiming your home and your life. NOW, print this following paragraph out and give it to your kids and husband before our first appointment, our first day of work together. And hopefully the whole family will be rolling up their sleeves!
" * The U.S. department of energy reports that one-quarter of people with two-car garages have so much stuff in there that they can’t park a car. * According to the national soap and detergent association, getting rid of clutter would eliminate 40 percent of housework in the average home. * The national association of professional organizers says we spend one year of our lives looking for lost items. * Harris interactive reports that 23 percent of adults say they pay bills late (and incur fees) because they lose them. * If you rent a storage facility to store your excess belongings, you’re contributing to a $154 billion industry? Bigger than the Hollywood film business! * 1 in 11 American households rents a self-storage space and they spend over $1000 a year in rent. * It costs an average of $10/square foot to store items in your home. * In a 2008 survey of 400 consumers nationwide, 27 percent said they feel disorganized at work, and of those, 91 percent said they would be more effective and efficient if their workspace was better organized. 28 percent said they would save over an hour per day and 27 percent said they would save 31 to 60 minutes each day. * Stephanie Winston, author of the organized executive, estimates a manager loses 1 hour/day to disorder, costing the business up to $4,000/yr if earning $35,000/yr ? or $8,125/yr at $65,000)." Do we want to stay poor? NO! So let’s beat this clutter thing now! TOGETHER!
Here is a pamphlet you print out, stick a photo of your happy face there, PUT YOUR NAME IN AND SELL THIS SERVICE …
I can help you transform your home into a clutter-free, attractive, welcoming environment that you will love to live in—starting today! The CLUTTER-FREE FOREVER! Home Coaching Program is a new approach to clutter clearing. It goes beyond telling you how to clean up and get organized to reveal the hidden emotional and psychological reasons why coping with clutter is so hard to do. And it shows you, step-by-step, how you can reclaim control of your space.
You get the 160-page Clutter-Free Forever! It's an E-book WEBINAR, a dozen home-study lessons, a bonus feng shui lesson, ongoing membership in the online discussion forum, and totally free.START right now by clicking on "SHOW ME HOW TO CLEAN MY HOUSE BY MYSELF." Now, If you want me to come over and help, and get your kids to help and maybe your husband if he's around... I'll come help and I work without stopping all day long and I'm a strong woman, I stay all day, 8 hours, we work together and I'm exactly the cost of an immigrant maid, whatever they ask, I ask
I will teach you and the whole family how to get rid of the clutter HABIT—without feeling ashamed, overwhelmed or being tempted to give up—and I teach you how to keep the demon mess from coming back!
I guarantee you that clearing your clutter will dramatically improve your mood and energy. Clutter-clearing gets you out of your rut. It shakes loose frozen aspects of your soul and allows them to journey into your heart where they belong and where you can listen to and act upon them.
The CLUTTER-FREE FOREVER! Home Coaching Program is uniquely effective because it goes beyond just written words on a page. You have your CLUTTER GURU at the other end of the phone or email, near your home, ready to come help any time. I'm understanding, non judgemental. WHy? Cuz I was a worse clutter bug than ANYBODY! At least get that first home lesson which will guide you through a deeper exploration and practice of clutter-clearing principles and tactics. Achieving mastery over clutter and disorganization requires a shift in emphasis and attitude. You’ll probably need to develop some new skills, or dust off some you haven’t used in a while. You have the dream; all you need now are the inspiration and know-how. In CLUTTER-FREE FOREVER!, I give you both!
Six weekly STOP BYS, with me cleaning with you for the full 8 hours will provide ongoing motivation and reinforcement.Specific task assignments keep you focused on your goals so you make visible progress right from Day 1.
By the time the program is over, you’ve been clearing your clutter consistently for six full weeks. Not only will you see dramatic improvements in your space and your energy, but you’ve had time to develop the new daily habits that will help you stay “clutter-free forever”!
And the best part is you don’t have to wait for the teacher to come to your community (or incur the time and expense of traveling to a class).You can get started right now, today! Read the book, then if you want, have me come over and spend a day working with you. Signed (YOUR NAME here! ) and you’re on your way to 60k a year!
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