50 THOUSAND A YEAR BEING A CLUTTER COACH?
Where do I SIGN UP?
I am paralyzed, horrified, creep-a-fied, thing-a-fied,
tending to want SUICIDE.
There is no one in a Capitalist, materialist society who is free from clutter.
STUFF is a vice like drinking or drugs. It is the EGO identifying with
the TOTEM POWER of 'a thing.' A skewed strategy but very prevalent.
IMAGINE a cottage INDUSTRY where you charge 15$ an hour to go
INTO people’s homes and show them a luck-bringing, fresh new way of
living, involving FENG SHUI ORDER where you inspire them to SEE what is
disordered in their home, and to clean out & organize the many closets, shelves,
drawers and rooms in a way that banishes CLUTTER forever.
Your work day will entail spending a delightful, easy day of varied
pleasures with a very troubled stranger who has thrown in the towel, who
is ready to listen to sweet reason. You’ll take them to the store to buy
cleansers to clean down to the bottom layer. Then you buy that nice
washable, pebbly paper to line shelves. You glue it down with them. You
refold sweaters. You bag up winter clothing with mothballs. You spend a
lovely day in the garden, putting away tools, cleaning, cutting flowering
branches for vases, always listening to your portable music player. You
eat breakfast, lunch and maybe dinner with them, and also make $110 for
your trouble A DAY. Doing it 5 days a week, meaning you make $550 a
week,$2 thousand a month $24 thousand a year. UNDER THE TABLE. IN
three years, you have a down payment on a house. IF the BANK or IRS asks you
where you got it, you say MATTRESS money.
So how does one get such a great job? You sit in bookshops memorizing
Feng Shui books, making notes. You make your own website, like I did
for MY COTTAGE industry, NATAL HOROSCOPE READINGS.Maybe your website has an ad that goes like this: LIVES REMADE! Front door to BACK! CLUTTER, FENG SHUI EXPERT (YOUR NAME HERE,) makes HOUSE CALLS! AND YOU learn to WRITE A website is words which invite people to learn from you and maybe sign up free for the ANTI CLUTTER INSPIRATION GUIDE. List text goes out once a month, it reads "HELLO, remember me? I AM (MY NAME HERE,) a recovering clutterer and authoress of” ONE DAY FENG SHUI “ about quick and easy ways to create beautiful, supportive living and working environments. It's online free, at X SITE.... Yes youLiving clutter-free is essential to good feng shui. When I began my feng shui
do a blog or website, 5$ a month, SEE "HOW TO HAVE A GREAT WEBSITE, DO IT ALL YOURSELF."
practice, I knew that I had to be able to coach my clients to deal with their
clutter—and that the time had come for me to conquer my own cluttering habits
once and for all!
I have spent the past twenty years exploring the reasons why we allow so much
clutter into our homes and our lives, why confronting our clutter challenges is so
difficult emotionally, and how getting rid of clutter can trigger powerful and
dramatic improvements in our lives.
In my new CLUTTER-FREE FOREVER! Home Coaching Program I share
everything that I’ve learned about the challenges of coping with clutter and the
secrets to finally conquering it. I act as your personal clutter coach, guiding you one
day at a time through an easy six-step process for liberating yourself from clutter
and reclaiming your home and your life. NOW, print this following paragraph out
and give it to your kids and husband before our first appointment, our first day of
work together. And hopefully the whole family will be rolling up their sleeves!
Free Yourself From Clutter and Reclaim Your Life!
" * The U.S. department of energy reports that one-quarter of people with
two-car garages have so much stuff in there that they can’t park a car. *
According to the national soap and detergent association, getting rid of clutter
would eliminate 40 percent of housework in the average home. * The national
association of professional organizers says we spend one year of our lives looking
for lost items. * Harris interactive reports that 23 percent of adults say they pay
bills late (and incur fees) because they lose them. * If you rent a storage facility to
store your excess belongings, you’re contributing to a $154 billion industry? Bigger
than the Hollywood film business! * 1 in 11 American households rents a
self-storage space and they spend over $1000 a year in rent. * It costs an
average of $10/square foot to store items in your home. * In a 2008 survey of
400 consumers nationwide, 27 percent said they feel disorganized at work, and of
those, 91 percent said they would be more effective and efficient if their workspace
was better organized. 28 percent said they would save over an hour per day and
27 percent said they would save 31 to 60 minutes each day. * Stephanie
Winston, author of the organized executive, estimates a manager loses 1 hour/day
to disorder, costing the business up to $4,000/yr if earning $35,000/yr ? or
$8,125/yr at $65,000)." Do we want to stay poor? NO! So let’s beat this clutter
thing now! TOGETHER!
Here is a pamphlet you print out, stick a photo of your happy face there,
PUT YOUR NAME IN AND SELL THIS SERVICE …
"I can help you transform your home into a clutter-free, attractive, welcoming
environment that you will love to live in—starting today! The CLUTTER-FREE
FOREVER! Home Coaching Program is a new approach to clutter clearing. It
goes beyond telling you how to clean up and get organized to reveal the hidden
emotional and psychological reasons why coping with clutter is so hard to do. And
it shows you, step-by-step, how you can reclaim control of your space.
You get the 160-page Clutter-Free Forever! It's an E-book WEBINAR, a dozen
home-study lessons, a bonus feng shui lesson, ongoing membership in the online
discussion forum, and totally free.START right now by clicking on "SHOW ME
HOW TO CLEAN MY HOUSE BY MYSELF." Now, If you want me to come
over and help, and get your kids to help and maybe your husband if he's around...
I'll come help and I work without stopping all day long and I'm a strong woman, I
stay all day, 8 hours, we work together and I'm exactly the cost of an immigrant
maid, whatever they ask, I ask
I will teach you and the whole family how to get rid of the clutter HABIT—without
feeling ashamed, overwhelmed or being tempted to give up—and I teach you how
to keep the demon mess from coming back!
I guarantee you that clearing your clutter will dramatically improve your mood and
energy. Clutter-clearing gets you out of your rut. It shakes loose frozen aspects of
your soul and allows them to journey into your heart where they belong and where
you can listen to and act upon them.
The CLUTTER-FREE FOREVER! Home Coaching Program is uniquely effective
because it goes beyond just written words on a page. You have your CLUTTER
GURU at the other end of the phone or email, near your home, ready to come help
any time. I'm understanding, non judgemental. WHy? Cuz I was a worse clutter
bug than ANYBODY! At least get that first home lesson which will guide you
through a deeper exploration and practice of clutter-clearing principles and tactics.
Achieving mastery over clutter and disorganization requires a shift in emphasis and
attitude. You’ll probably need to develop some new skills, or dust off some you
haven’t used in a while. You have the dream; all you need now are the inspiration
and know-how. In CLUTTER-FREE FOREVER!, I give you both!
Six weekly STOP BYS, with me cleaning with you for the full 8 hours will provide
ongoing motivation and reinforcement.Specific task assignments keep you focused
on your goals so you make visible progress right from Day 1.
By the time the program is over, you’ve been clearing your clutter consistently for
six full weeks. Not only will you see dramatic improvements in your space and
your energy, but you’ve had time to develop the new daily habits that will help you
stay “clutter-free forever”!
And the best part is you don’t have to wait for the teacher to come to your
community (or incur the time and expense of traveling to a class).You can get
started right now, today! Read the book, then if you want, have me come over and
spend a day working with you. Signed (YOUR NAME here! ) and you’re on your
way to 60k a year!
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Our POSTER is ANITA SANDS HERNANDEZ, Los Angeles Writer, Researcher into future trends, mother of 4 and career Astrologer. Catch up with her websites TRUTHS GOV WILL HIDE & NEVER TELL YOU, also The FUTURE, WHAT'S COMIN' AT YA! FRUGAL LIFE STYLE TIPS, HOW TO SURVIVE the COMING GREAT DEPRESSION, and Secrets of Nature, HOLISTIC, AFFORDABLE HEALING. Also ARTISANRY FOR EXPORT, EARN EUROS... Anita Sands is a FUTURE READER in more ways than ONE She can do your NATAL HOROSCOPE, FUTURE READING. Write her at firstname.lastname@example.org ). Get a 15$ natal horoscope "my money/future life/ mate/ sweetheart/ child destiny" reading now + copy horoscope as a Gif file graphic! No smarter, more accurate astrologer out there!
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