someone left the needle on and it sticks

repeating the most annoying repeat phrase I

settle in myself to get up to turn it off

or pull it by its umbilical until itís off

pulled off the table

and the stinking click slide stop which Iíll

get each time it

in its hesitancy begins to worry near the

very end of a record

funny or extremely humorous which you think of

while youíre mewing in a psychiatristís office

the vain, the misconstrued, the shift sand stuff

then heíll elicit or she will

honey, this, isnít this enough for tonight??

just like the Brenda Lee Sweet Nothinís