The English language as it is spoken on this continent was stahtid in the Boston area. Howevah, Bostonians are often treated like foreignahs in ah own country when we travel outside the freindly confines of Area Codes 617 and 508. How bizzah!

For example, take this vignette from the venerable Tom O., who tried to order a beverage at a Texas fast-food restaurant.

Clerk: "Would you like anything to drink with that?"

Tom: "Yes, I'll have a lahge ('large') Coke."

Clerk: "I'm sorry, sir... we only have Diet and regular."

Of course you can; all it takes is a little practice! Try the following .wav file examples!

Sample phrases:

• Hey, Harvey... Who farted in here?  I can hardly breathe!
• You've got a better chance of seeing 'Flipper' swimming in Boston Harbor.
• What are you, retarded?
• Everybody get out of here! The bar is on fire!
• I'm going to New Hampshire; want me to get you some fireworks while I'm up there?

Compound words

One of the unique properties of Boston English is the frequency with which 'compound words' are formed. For example:

• "Mataheah" - a common salutation.
• "Gidadaheah" - an expression of disbelief.
• "Dijaduah?" - something you'd ask a male friend about his date last night.

Asking directions

You can always feel free to ask a Bostonian for directions, though you may not always understand what he gives you. Here are some sample questions, with audio answers provided.

• "How do I get to Roxbury?" - answer
• "Where is the Southeast Expressway?" - answer
• "How do I get to the State House?" - answer

If you have any suggestions for future installments, let me know by e-mail.