Free Therapy for #Squeezesters



It has become increaasing apparent to the management that there is a great unfulfilled need out there in the #Squeeze world.. People have been crying out for a place to reveal their most intimate secrets and submit them to the world at large for rectification. Have no fear -- I have heard your pleas and have created this very nurturing space for you.

So lie back on the couch and be prepared to answer the following questions. This test has been prepared by the most intelligent, considerate and educated people (okay, person) I know, and has been designed to fulfill that aching void in your souls.

How to play...sorry, communicate, with the doctor

Just fill in the following form, and let the healing begin!

Your name:

Email address:

Who are these men?
The Band
Chris Difford and Glenn Tilbrook, and other members of the band Squeeze
Some strange geezers with funny fashion sense
Deities

What do they mean to you?



Do you ever think that they are sending a message just to you? Yes No

Do you feel that you really, really know them? Yes No

Did the song that you heard mean something to you? Yes No (if you can't hear the song, it means that your browser does not have the Quicktime plug in. Click on the link on the bottom to download Quicktime! If you can't get Quicktime, put in your Domino CD and listen to track five.....)

If yes, then what?



Would you like to know where the band members live? Yes No

Would you go there and ask if you could stay the night? Yes No

Can you really, really sing like Chris Difford? Yes No

If you came home and found a message from any of the following people on your answering machine, should you be alarmed: MollyFa, Mike Green, Ann "fer fuxsake" Ceili, or a certain ABC news employee from Alabama? Yes No

Are there any other questions you think should be added to the test?




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