GREENSPOTTING

Deriving the identity of the REAL "Mike Green"

The color may be kind of garish, but so's "Mike Green". Here's your opportunity to "out" Mike, by providing the necessary clues and theories as to the identity of "Mike Green". The clues will be posted as they become available.

1. "Mike Green is an imposter" (KingTom)
   
   

2. From Heidster:

   Allow me to expound upon my theory of Mike Green. This theory is mine, and it belongs to me. AHEM!

   My Theory On Who Mike Green Is by Heidi L Sackerson [Miss] goes as follows and begins now:

   Mike Green is obviously someone who harbors a grudge against Molly, the Becketts and the squeezefan list in general. The only person I can think of who fits the bill is Psycho Ann. And she's just whacked enough to do it.

   That is my theory, and I own it, and what it is too.

3. Anonymous (for a good reason): Mike is the Official Squeeze Asshole. (This is still a low tech page -- readers, sing Dennis Leary tunes now, I can't do embedded MIDI files yet)
   
4. "I think it's Harry Kakoulli. I'll get back to you with my theories on this. It'll be a 9 parter." (Bet)
   
   The next four entries are courtesy of Bruizer :
   
   
5. Theory 1: Mike is really Molly in reverse drag!
   
   
6. Theory 2: It is really one of the Becketts stirring up trouble on the list to keep it interesting.
   
   
7. Theory 3: Mike Green is Dr. Mark Green's brother from ER.
   
   
8. Theory 4: Just some Asshole that hates the world fer fuxsake........
   
   The following two theories are from Craig:
   
   
9. Mike Green is Andy Partridge. He's obviously still miffed about the recording thing. He's afraid to take it out on Chris Difford because he'll erase his tapes, so he vents on the Becketts.
   
   
10. Either that or he's Keith Partridge with his new hit, "I Think I Hate You."
    
    This one is from one of the victims of Mike's attacks -- the lovely Jenn Beckett:
    
    
11. Ann Cieli, cuz it is. Our car's weak brake line proves it! :)
    
    This next entry is from the great Feffer:
    
    
12. BobV actually died that night. Though he was brought back to life, his evil side was inhabited by a lunatic who haunts several onelists. The real Bob now is perfect. He never gets angry and has become a perfect Stepford man. His evil side was sucked into a cat and passed on to a woman posing as Mike Green. I know because one night my evil was sucked out the same way and all I want to do now is keep the garage clean and the car oil changed. Mike is pure evil. Even my friend Steve was concerned the other day about putting plastic on the windows for the winter. He used to show anger once in a while. Eventually all the evil will be in "Mike". The world is in danger!

This page last updated 18 November 1998