Random dumb thoughts

This page is to put those little weirdnesses of life that don't really fit anywhere else, or aren't worth a page of their own

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

Well, we all know about the widening girth in America. It's a problem. I heartily commend everyone for making an effort to combat this scourge. I see it in my own waistline, which is why my routine now involves going to the makeshift gym every other night for an hour. I go late at night, right before closing.

Now we also know that he the heartland, of which Kansas is a part, tends to be just that much more wide than the coastal areas (sea air cuts the coastal appetites? too much grain in the interior?). However -- why the HELL do all the Kansas-ites now decide that they too have to come to the gym at 11 pm to take care of the problem? The place was PACKED last night. I spoke to the lovely Kansas native running the place and said -- Hey, I've been here since the beginning. Can't you kick these people out? They're sweating all over my machines! He said he'd see what he can do. It's nice to be one of the few women in Kansas -- they take care of you. It IS all about me, you know.

.: posted by Lily Tuesday, October 14, 2003

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