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Monday, August 18, 2003

Just a note to prove I'm not dead, but barely.

You are talking to the human pincushion. I'm about to be travelling to points icky, so they're shooting me up with all kinds of stuff. Two weeks ago, I voluntarily injected myself with tetanus and diphtheria. Today, I voluntarily injected myself with meningitis, Hepatitis B, and typhoid. I'm sitting here waiting for that lovely typhoid vaccine "wall" where all of a sudden you come down with a 24-hour case of typhoid which descends upon you with no notice. But that won't really matter, as I can't lift my arm at the moment, so I'm not going anywhere anyway.

Isn't modern medicine grand? I guess it beats dying of all this crap, though.

.: posted by Lily Monday, August 18, 2003


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