After having seen a certain movie one too many times, our intrepid hero decided to try his luck by following in his idol's footsteps.  Unfortunately, after numerous poisonous bites, followed by countless trips to the emergency room, he was still unable to perform amazing feats of agility or strength.

 

Cursing his lack of luck and still woozy from the mountain of medications and anti-venoms coursing through his veins, our hero failed to notice the 'Out of Order' sign slung between the open elevator doors.  Upon waking in the hospital a few days later, our young hero discovered he had a long road of rehabilitataion and therapy in store for him.

 

Not willing to accept his fate, our hero put his mind to recovering his former strength, and came to realize he had a heretofore unknown knack for weightlifting.  Though the costume gets odd looks at the gym, none can doubt his determination or strength.  He may not be Spiderman, but that's not stopping him from living his dream.