Mark and I would inflict ourselves on innocent passer-bys with a variety of bogus props and schemes. Beachfront property in Wales, offers to name the New World after them (for a small fee) and cannonball Light (the lightweight sensible alternative to 16th century slaughter) - it was a beach ball covered in burlap with a rope attached.

From this I learned two very important Rules of Life:

1. You can NOT be too big or TOO stupid, and

2. The Importance of Dorky Props.

This is an example of another one of our schemes.