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I realize, to most people,
puns are jokes that tend to make people groan. Myself,
on-the-other-hand, delights in the word play.
Here is one I told for a try-out
for "America's Funniest People".
Why do short people
love puns?
Because everything else is over
their heads.
A young man and a young woman
were sitting and talking.
They were just trying to get
to know one and another, when the woman asked
"Do you think you are a fun guy?"
Yes, he replied. But every
mushroom believes he's a fungi too.
The doctor got really stressed
out at his job. and he would stop every day and
see his friend Dick the bartender on his way home. Dick would know thedoctor
was coming, and he would have an almond daiquiri ready for the doc. And
the doc would come in, have
his almond daiquiri and go home.
But one day, Dick ran out of
almonds and he thought `` Well, the doctor won't know
the difference.`` So he cut up a hickory nut instead, and made adaiquiri
out of that. And the doctor came in and he put it in front of thedoctor.
The doctor took a sip, and he said,"`Is this an almond daiquiri
Dick?`` And
Dick said `` No, it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc !!``
TWO ROPES GO INTO A BAR.......
The bartender says,"Get out of here. We don't
serve ropes in here."`
The ropes go outside and one says to the other"
I have an Idea.". He ties himself up, messes up his hair, and goes
back in.
The bartender says "Hey, I said no ropes"
The rope says "I'm not a rope."
The bartender says "you`re not a rope??"
"Nope. I'm a frayed knot !"
I altered a silly TV Guide photo of Dave
Coulier.
Puns Part Two!New
More Silliness with Headlines
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