| Zulu Warrior | Camp Granada | T-U-R-B-O |
| Marching Song |
Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh,
Here
I am at Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivey.
He
developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner.
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
All the counselors hate the waiters,
And
the lake has alligators.
And the head coach wants
no sissies,
So he reads to us from something
called Ulysses.
Now I don't want this should scare ya,
But
my bunk mate has malaria.
You remember Jeffrey
Hardy.
They're about to organize a searching
party.
Take me home, oh Muddah, Fadduh,
Take me home, I hate Granada,
Don't leave me
out here in the forest, where
I might get eaten
by a bear.
Dearest Fadduh, darling Muddah,
How's
my precious little Bruddah?
Let me come home
if you miss me.
I would even let Aunt Bertha
hug and kiss me.
Wait a minute, it stopped hailing.
Guys
are swimming, guys are sailing.
Playing baseball,
gee that's better.
Muddah, Fadduh, kindly disregard
this letter!