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Lady Monster
is now a "Queen of the Fire Tassels".
Trained, insured
and with a natural talent to twirl fast, she has
Fire
Tassels For Hire!
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| Caricature by Big Al |
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| 02/08/2009 02:00 PM - Until
the Violence Stops |
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The El Cerrito Movie Theater, El Cerrito, California 94530 Cost:$8.00
UNTIL THE VIOLENCE STOPS "Until the Violence Stops" features playwright and activist Eve Ensler in a powerful film that
documents how The Vagina Monologues grew into an international grassroots movement called V-Day to stop violence against women
and girls. In 2002, eight hundred cities around the world participated in V-Day by staging benefit performances of The Vagina
Monologues. "Until the Violence Stops" shows women from Harlem to Ukiah, California; from the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation
to the Philippines and Kenya, uniting and courageously revealing their intimate and deeply painful experiences with abuse
ranging from rape to female circumcision. http://newsite.vday.org/ten-years-vday/until-the-violence-stops . http://newsite.vday.org/utvs+nyc . |
| 12/28/2008 10:00 PM - Ooh La
Las Burlesque and Bombay Phenotype |
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Dick’s Den, 2417 N. High Street, Columbus, Ohio 43202 Cost:$4.00
I will be performing burlesque at Dick’s Den. Also on the bill is the award winning CLAMS CASINO (NYC). Presented
by KRISTA KITTY and the Ooh La Las. There will be poetry read to the beat too! Jazz band, Bombay Phenotype with Eddie Bayard,
Piper, Johnny5, Fro Jam, Adrian Michaels, Don Carlos, J. Bar, DJ Washington, Joe Crump, and Paul Brown. Happy Birthday Krista!
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| 12/20/2008 07:00 PM - NUDE AID
2008 |
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SomArts Cultural Center, 934 Brannan Street, San Francisco, California
94107 Cost:$20-40 NUDE AID 2008 - An annual art-making and take-away fundraiser for The Center for Sex and Culture
(www.sexandculture.org). Admission to Nude Aid is $20-40 (sliding scale). This entitles each guest to watch as artists make
art, live, with nude, nearly-nude and fetish-clad models to inspire them. Each guest is provided a ticket. This ticket can
be exchanged for one piece of art created during the event to take home. Patrons can purchase multiple tickets. There will
also be a silent art auction that has art, services and other gift items available for purchase. Tickets cannot be exchanged
for silent art auction items. A beer/wine cash bar will be available, "whores d’oeuvres" served, and DJs will spin ambient
tunes. Our celebrity hosts: Sharon Mitchell and Annie Sprinkle! Thanks to Annie for the concept of Nude Aid. www.nudeaid.org . Nude Aid is again being produced by the extraordinary Dr. Carol Queen and burlesque sensation Lady Monster. When: December
20, 2008; doors 7-10:30 pm Where: SomArts Cultural Center. Bay Gallery. 934 Brannan Street. www.somarts.org How much: $20-40
sliding scale -- admission entitles guests to take one piece of art. Age 18+. Cash bar available. Transportation: Easy parking
in the neighborhood; there are several public transit lines that stop in the vicinity. CSC can accept VISA, MasterCard and
Discover for silent art auction or donation purposes.
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| 12/19/2008 07:30 PM - Red Hots
Burlesque |
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3158 Mission Street, San Francisco, California 94110 Cost:$5-10
Dottie Lux and Val Killmore present the best weekly burlesque show in the Bay Area. And, during Happy Hour! Drink specials
and BBQ and *FREE* Oysters. Weekly raffle to donate to the winner’s favorite charity. WHAT A SHOW!! |
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| 12/17/2008 08:00 PM - International
Day To End Violence |
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1519 Mission Street, San Francisco, California 94110 Cost:FREE
YOU ARE INVITED TO PARTICIPATE in the 6th INTERNATIONAL DAY to END VIOLENCE AGAINST SEX WORKERS! December 17th, 2008 Where:
In your country/city. How: There are many ways; i.e. organize, or attend a memorial/vigil, do something privately in your
home, donate $ or time to the cause, march on Washington DC with SWOP, and other ways. For more information, and to post information
about your events so others may attend, go to: http://www.swopusa.org/dec17/ IN SAN FRANCISCO: There will be a memorial gathering
at the Center for Sex and Culture hosted by Annie Sprinkle, and sponsored by Center for Sex and Culture, Tina Butcher and
Femina Potens. 1519 Mission Street (at 11th.) December 17, 2008 Gather 6:00. Memorial 6:30-8:15. Everyone is welcome. We’ll
make a circle and anyone that wants can share their thoughts, feelings, poems, performances, memories, read the names of our
dead, make a statement, sing a song, share related news, etc. So come prepared. There will be short readings from members
of the Sex Workers Writing Workshop. |
| 11/21/2008 07:30 PM - Red Hots
Burlesque |
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The El Rio, 3158 Mission Street @ Cesar Chavez San Francisco, California
94110
Cost:$5-10 Lady Monster Four Decades Down, Four on the Floor! It’s
my 40th Birthday Bash Spectacular! Will I light my own candles with my ta-tas? You’ll have to come watch the show! Thanks
Dottie for throwing this lovely little get-together for me and my favorite Bay Area performers. www.myspace.com/redhotsburlesque
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| 10/25/2008 08:00 PM - Bitten:
Lunacy for Queen of the Vamps Sadie Lune’s birthday! |
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Center for Sex and Culture. 1519 Mission Street @ 11th St., SF, CA
94110
Cost:$5-20 sliding scale, Notaflof Bitten: Lunacy for Queen of
the Vamps Sadie Lune’s birthday! $5-20 sliding scale, Notaflof Center for Sex and Culture, 1519 Mission St. @11th. 8pm
and into the night. Sadie Lune is about to turn another year older and so needs to be immortalized post haste. In order to
increase her chances of a long a beautiful future, vamps and vampostors alike are called to duty to feast in the splendor
of immortal wretchedness and lay a good chomp on the Queen of the Vamps to help propel her to blood-thirsty eternal youth.
Every member of the undead; from old-school to steampunk to hipster to political to glam to hiding-in-the-shadows to trashy,
well just every sort of bloodsucker welcome. Sexiness, festivity and absurdity will make their appearances. You will love
it. Bloody burlesque. Biting Booth. Sanguine Art. Cutthroat Chanteuses. Fangs, fangs, and more fangs! All donations benefit
the Center for Sex and Culture (except for blood donations). |
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WATCH OUT screening
10/24/2008 09:00 PM - Center for Sex and Culture |
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1519 Mission Street, San Francisco, California 94110 Cost:10.00
Come and see the new Steve Balderson film, WATCH OUT! Doors open at 8:30pm. Special performance by The Music Lovers. Hosted
by Lady Monster and Nairba Sirrah (of Kansas City). Beer and wine and snacks available for purchase. For more information
go to: www.watchoutfilm.com |
| 10/23/2008 07:30 PM - The El
Rio |
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3158 Mission Street, San Francisco, California 94110 Cost:5.00
Go to the back room to see the new Steve Balderson film, WATCH OUT! Doors open at 7:00pm. Limited seating. Full bar available.
For more information go to: http://www.watchoutfilm.com |
| 10/22/2008 08:00 PM - Stagewerx
Theatre |
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533 Sutter Street, San Francisco, California 94102 Cost:5.00
SAN FRANCISCO PREMIERE of the new Steve Balderson film, WATCH OUT! Doors open at 7:30pm. Beer and wine and snacks available
for purchase. For more information go to: www.watchoutfilm.com |
| 10/18/2008 09:00 PM - Spook
Show A Go-Go |
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Fat City, 314 11th Street @ Folsom Street, San Francisco,
California 94110 Cost:15.00 I will be twirling FIRE TASSELS tonight! The insane-oh mind that brought you films such
as “The Terror of Titty Town” and “Buxotic Beauty Murders” presents her first live event filled with
gore, gams and ghouls featuring the grindhouse sensation VULGRAS, all the way from New York City. This is their first and
(to date) ONLY West Coast performance to promote their newly released album Heavy Handed Heart. Just in time for the spookiest
of seasons SPOOKSHOW A-GO-GO brings you dancing to monster mash hits of the 60’s and psychobilly rock, cult films by
local horror host MR. LOBO and his CINEMA INSOMNIA, and 15 of the Bay’s freakiest burlesque babes and brutes. Be amazed
by the haunting visuals and traditional Medicine Show complete with little people and big titted zombies dancing for your
dementertainment. And we can’t forget the costume contest! Come dressed as your favorite monster (be it George W Bush
or Dracula—both bloodsuckers) and win the complete Lux Killmore movie collection and other frightening loot. Val Killmore
teams up with Red Hots Burlesque, Hubba Hubba Revue, Sugar Shack, Lady Monster, Diamond Daggers, Shadow Circus Creature Theater
and Kiss Que Cest to insure that the party goes all night long! http://www.myspace.com/spookshowagogo |
10/15/2008 09:00 PM - Barbary Coast Burlesque |
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Annie’s Social Club, 917 Folsom Street, San Francisco, California
94103 Bunny Pistol presents: Barbary Coast Burlesque. Other performers to be announced...
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| 10/11/2008 09:00 PM - Knocktoberfest
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The Uptown, 1928 Telegraph Avenue, Oakland, California 94612 Cost:$10
minimum donation I will be a go-go dancer at this breast cancer benefit. Live 80’s music by Fast Times MC: Kingfish
Burlesque by Dangerous Curves, Rubenesque Burlesque, Chi Chis Del Fuego, Miss Balla Fire, Holly High Beams, Beauty LaBomb
& More! Silicon Valley Roller Girls Charity karaoke with a live band Kissing booth, exams for your mams and other fun stuff!
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| 10/02/2008 08:00 PM - Tease-O-Rama
2008 |
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The Rickshaw Stop, 155 Fell Street, San Francisco, California 94109
Cost:8.00 For the full line-up go to: www.teaseorama.com
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| 09/28/2008 03:00 PM - Folsom
Street Fair |
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Folsom Street Fair, 1286 Folsom Street @ 9th St. , San Francisco, California
94103 The Center for Sex and Culture is providing an open garage right on Folsom Street as a safe space/love pad with
various performances and play scenes during the Folsom Street Fair. I will be doing a burlesque routine at around 3pm. Stop
on by! 1286 Folsom Street @ 9th St. http://www.folsomstreetfair.com
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| 09/26/2008 07:30 PM - Red Hots
Burlesque at the El Rio |
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1358 Mission Street, San Francisco, California 94110 Cost:$5-10
Lux Killmore Productions presents: Red Hots Burlesque - the best weekly Happy Hour burlesque show on the West Coast! BBQ,
Free Oysters (come early!), Drink Specials and RED HOT Action and video presentations on the main stage. |
Recent Burlesque
Performances
| 09/13/2008 08:00 PM - B.O.O.B.S. 2008 |
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Berbati’s Pan, 231 SW Ankeny St. Portland, OR Portland, Oregon 97204 US Cost:tba
Description:~*~*~Best Of Our Burlesque Show~*~*~ Bringing glitter and fishnets together with self-awareness and education.
FIGHTING BREAST CANCER, ONE TASSEL-TWIRLING PASTIE AT A TIME! $10 pre-sold, $12 at the door, Doors @ 9pm, show @ 10pm, 21+.
Tickets will be available August 10th at Jackpot Records, Berbati Pan, brownpapertickets.com, and ticketweb.com. 503 226 2122.
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| 09/11/2008 06:30 PM - SF Museum of Modern Art |
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151 Third Street San Francisco, California 94103 US Cost:$10 general, $7 SFMOMA Members,
Students, Seniors
| 03/14/2008 10:00 PM - Heavy Rotation at El Rio |
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3158 Mission Street San Francisco, California 94110 US Cost:$5.00 Description:Friday,
March 14th 10pm. $5.00. Ages 21 and beyond. El Rio, 3158 Mission St, San Francisco, CA 94110. (415) 282-3325. www.elriosf.com.
HEAVY ROTATION San Francisco ’s dance party for everyBODY!!! An outsiders club for body rebels, size queens, radical
fatties, chubsters, transfolk, queers and our friends and lovers of all colors, genders, sexualities and ages 21 and beyond!!!
The next Heavy Rotation is Friday, March 14th and every 2nd Friday at El Rio 3158 Mission St, San Francisco, CA 94110. (415)
282-3325 www.elriosf.com With DJ Durt spinning pop, 80’s, 90’s, indie, soul, hip hop and booty jams! Fabulous
dance and burlesque performances by: Lady Monster, Ruby Vixen, The Phat Fly Girls Dance party featuring DJ Durt and DJ Killawatts
(Portland, OR) playing the booty jams to make you shake it. This month benefits Big Moves Bay Area. For more information:
http://www.myspace.com/heavy_rotation and http://www.bigmoves.org/sanfran.html |
| 03/08/2008 10:00 PM - House of Burlesque @ Bender’s |
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809 S. Van Ness Street @ 19th Street San Francisco, California 94110 US Cost:$8.00
Description:House of Burlesque Meets DESTROYER. Rock and Roll ALL NIGHT!! Take a chance, drop your pants for romance -
the Love Gun is locked and loaded! Lady Monster, Bombshell Betty, Bunny Pistol, Ophelia Coeur de Noir, Coconuts, Ariyana le
Fay, and Tricksie Treat bump and grind to your favorite KISS songs - played LIVE by Destroyer - the ultimate KISS tribute
band. |
| 02/29/2008 07:30 PM - Red Hots Burlesque at the El Rio |
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3158 Mission Street San Francisco, California 94110 US Cost:TBA Description:Dottie
Lux presents Red Hots Burlesque at El Rio. Come down for Happy Hour! First a short film, then burlesque dancers. Regular El
Rio fare starts at 9pm, so don’t be late! Full line-up and more details to come.... |
| 01/26/2008 09:00 PM - House of Burlesque |
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Bender’s at 806 S. Van Ness Avenue San Francisco, California 94110 US Cost:TBA
Description:Madame Maraschino presents: House of Burlesque at Bender’s - now reopened after the fire. |
12/01/2007 10:00 PM - Chez Badunkadunk |
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1190 Folsom Street San Francisco, California 94103 US Cost:$10.00 Description:Chez
Badunkadunk (http://www.myspace.com/hybrid_sf). Cat Club, 1190 Folsom @ 8th, SF. Your Host: Fudgie Frottage, and Hostess:
Princess Pandora. 10pm - 3am $10. 21& up. Chez Badunkadunk is in the intimate upstairs lounge featuring Strippers, Burlesque,
Lap Dancing, Fan Dancing and Pole Dancing! DJ’s D.I.E. |
| 11/03/2007 10:30 AM - Full Body Symposium at R. Michelson Gallery
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132 Main Street Northampton, Massachusetts 01060 US Cost:N/A Description:As
part of the "Full Body Project" Book Release Party, R. Michelson Galleries will host a series of talks on the image of fat
women in life, art, and the media. Hours for the symposium are: 10:30am - 4:30pm. Among those who will be speaking are: Leslea
Newman, Susan Stinson, Abby Ellin, Kelly Dunham, Lady Monster, and a reading of Heather MacAllister’s writings and videotapes
of the Fat Bottom Revue performing. Celebrate the launching of Leonard Nimoy’s new book of photographs, featuring Lady
Monster. Published by Five Ties Publishing Company. |
| 10/07/2007 05:00 PM - Tease-O-Rama Movie Night |
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http://www.teaseorama.com San Francisco, California 94133 US Cost:$8 Description:I
HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED TO PERFORM AT Tease-O-Rama 2007 burlesque convention. AT THE CERRITO SPEAKEASY THEATER 10070 San Pablo
Avenue, El Cerrito, 94530 (3 blocks from El Cerrito Plaza BART station) www.cerritospeakeasy.com THRILLVILLE presents TEASE-O-RAMA
MOVIE NIGHT: Live Burlesque performances with: Lady Monster (SF) Chica Boom (Seattle) Cardinal Syn (Austin, TX) Ann-Margret
in KITTEN WITH A WHIP (1964) Viva La Vamp! See everyone’s favorite femme fatale Ann-Margret as a teasing teenager terrorizing
John Forsythe in this sexy, steamy drama of delinquency and desperation! Hosted by Will the Thrill and Monica, Tiki Goddess!
For more information about the Tease-O-Rama Burlesque Convention check out: http://www.teaseorama.com/ |
| 10/05/2007 08:00 PM - Tease-O-Rama!! Bimbo’s 365 Club
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1025 Columbus Avenue San Francisco, California 94133 US Cost:$100 Description:I
AM PERFORMING FRIDAY AND SUNDAY NIGHT!! Special Guest Stars that you DO NOT want to miss on Saturday night. I promised to
not give away the secret... just you wait... Weekend Pass: $100 (includes most convention activities and shows) Friday Night:
$40 Saturday Night: $40 Sunday Night: $8 For more information about the Tease-O-Rama Burlesque Convention check out: http://www.teaseorama.com/ |
| 09/25/2007 07:00 PM - The Red Vic - No BAWC Benefit |
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1727 Haight Street San Francisco, California 94117 US Cost:$8.50 - 20.00 Description:Special
Fundraising Event for the Network of Bay Area Cooperatives (NoBAWC) Live Nude Girls Unite! Dirs. Julia Query & Vicky Funari
U.S. 2000 This riveting documentary chronicles the raucous journey to organize the only union of strippers in the US, at SF’s
own Lusty Lady. (Plays with a short from Argentina.) The evening will be hosted by some Lusty Ladies, and will include a live
burlesque show! Sliding scale ticket price: $8.50 - $20 Reception at 7:00pm. Show starts at 8:00pm. |
| 09/22/2007 04:00 PM - Back Alley Cat Ride at The Eagle |
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398 12th Street San Francisco, California 94103 US Cost:by donation Description:The
Back Alley Cat Ride benefit for The San Francisco Bike Messengers Association and the Erotic Service Providers Union Will
held on Saturday September 22nd starting at 12 pm with BBQ and Beer Bust to follow at The San Francisco Eagle from 2 to 5
pm Entertainment and Raffle. Email For More Information: info@espu-ca.org |
| 07/22/2007 08:00 PM - Sex Worker Film Festival Closing Gala
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Brannan @ 9th Street San Francisco, California 94110 US Cost:TBA Description:Sex
Worker Film Festival Closing Night Gala Taking place at SomArts. I will be performing burlesque. July 22nd-Sunday- 8PM-Midnight
Lick My Kitty: Kitty Kastro Memorial Cabaret at SOMARTS (934 Brannan Street) with Emcee Annie Danger, featuring Shawna Virago,
Simone de la Getto, Reginald M. Lamar, Gennifer M. Hirano, asian princess., Sadie Lune, Julep, Ginger Virago, historical vignettes
from "Sex on Wheels' by Jennifer Worley, Kirk Read, Scarlot Harlot, Mattilda AKA Matt Bernstein Sycamore, Dee Dee Russell,
Lady Monster and Wendy Vinaigrette. More information to come... http://www.sexworkerfest.com |
| 07/22/2007 02:00 PM - Sexual Freedom Festival |
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34 Mason Street @ Market Street San Francisco, California 94102 US Cost:tba
Description:The Woodhull Foundation presents the Sexual Freedom Festival. I have been asked to perform burlesque during
this prestigious event. Performances from 2-4pm. Tea Dance from 4-7pm. *Sunday, July 22, 2 pm -- Afternoon Delight Sexual
Freedom Speakeasy Carol Queen, Nina Hartley, and other CSC favorites appear at this benefit for the Woodhull Foundation! Join
Mr. SF Leather 2007 Travis Creston, owner of Crash Nightclub Terrance Alan, and Board Members Carol Queen, Judy Guerin, Dick
Cunningham, and Yoseñio V. Lewis to meet & mingle with staff and supporters of Woodhull Freedom Foundation. Featuring
sexy entertainment by the most delicious local talent: Burlesque star Lady Monster; Comedian Amor Cubano (a.k.a. Barbarita
Perales); Mike West and Rope Burn! (high-intensity Japanese-style bondage performance); erotic writers Gina DeVries, Mollena
Williams, and MC Carol Queen; and more, including lots of sex-positive inspiration! Our special guest: America's porn sweetheart,
Nina Hartley! Come support Woodhull's mission and learn what YOU can do to ensure that sexual freedom is available to all!
Where & When: Crash Nightclub, 34 Mason Street near Market in San Francisco on Sunday, July 22, 2-4pm Admission: $60 (includes
tea dance afterwards) includes a free one-year membership to the Woodhull Freedom Foundation. Followed by: Tea Dance Dance
the afternoon away at the luxurious Crash Nightclub, featuring 6 beautiful VIP Areas, 3 Dance Floors, Rooftop & Indoor
Smoking Lounges and 2 VIP Hot tub areas. With DJ Russ Nordmeyer. Where & When: Crash Nightclub, Sunday, July 22, from
4pm-7pm Cost of tea dance only: $20 R.S.V.P. for either event: email woodhullsfbayarea@woodhullfoundation.org or phone 415.281.9445
The Woodhull Freedom Foundation works in partnership with activists, advocacy organizations and coalitions across the United
States fighting the political, social and economic forces driving and expanding sexual repression. Believing in each individual's
unique sexuality as a positive personal, social and moral value, Woodhull envisions a world where all individuals are free
to engage in consensual sexual expression without external intervention. http://www.woodhullfoundation.org/SexPolitics/default.aspx
Crash: http://www.crashnightclub.com/ |
| 07/20/2007 09:00 PM - Vaudeville a la Mode |
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Oakland, California US Cost:$6.00 Description:At The Uptown Bar Monthly
event featuring bands, artwork, burlesque, comedy and general clowning around. FREE FOOD!!! |
| 07/14/2007 08:00 PM - Carol Queen`s 50th Birthday Party |
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Good Vibrations on Valencia Street @ 17th Street San Francisco, California 94110 US
Cost:FREE Description:I will be performing a special one-time only burlesque routine dedicated to Carol Queen to help
her celebrate her 50th birthday!! Thank you Carol for asking me to perform. |
06/29/2007 09:00 PM - NEW BOMB TURKS at the Ravari Room
2661 N. High Street, Columbus, OH
I got to perform just before their encore at this amazing reunion gig. Thanks boys! |
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In a tribute to the late Heather (RevaLucien) MacAllister
Fat Bottom Revue will be having a reunion performance
Saturday, June 23rd: The
Dyke March Main Stage.
Dolores Park.
Performances begin: 3:00PM.
Dyke March begins: 7:00PM
June 21 at the Rickshaw Stop
Girlesque Burlesque
Little Minsky's
Club Deluxe (on Haight
@ Ashbury)
Thursday, June
14th
Show starts @ 10PM
$5 admission (21+ only)
Burlesque and Variety
Acts
.....OTHER PERFORMERS TO BE ANNOUNCED.....
will be performing our duet again.
DON'T MISS IT!!
Saturday, May 19th
Chez Badunkadun
The Cat Club at 1190 Folsom Street @ 8th Street.
Doors at 10:00PM
$6 bucks, bring your singles (21+ Only)
Lap Dances, Strip Tease, POLE action, and BURLESQUE!
Friday, May 18 Little Minsky's and Sparkly Devil present:
An Exotic World Benefit! Club Deluxe, 1511 Haight @ Ashbury, San Francisco 9 pm, $10
Featuring an all-star SF lineup! Please come help us raise funds for the venerable Exotic World Burlesque Museum, the world's only museum of burlesque! Having finally left Helendale
for the glitz and glitter of Las Vegas, the museum is working towards a permanent home and needs your help! Additionally,
we're raising money to help fabulous living legend of burlesque Miss Toni Elling get out to the Miss Exotic World Pageant
in Vegas in June! 100% of all proceeds for this show go towards Exotic World and Miss Elling's plane fare.
Starring:
Surreal vaudeville and cabaret artist, The Indra Everyone's favorite ivory tickler, Kitten on the Keys Red hot salsa sensations The Hot Pink Feathers A timeless beauty, The Flying Fox The tiny but mighty Mariel a la Mode Choreographed cuteness times two: The Scenic Sisters Straight from London, de lovely Delilah The busty, badass Lady Monster Motor City transplant Sparkly Devil Your favorite burlesque cheerleaders, The Cock T's The alluring and arresting Alotta Boutte And everybody's favorite straw-hat wearin' wiseguy, MC Kingfish of
the Hubba Hubba Revue!
Plus
more scintillating acts TBA! We'll also have a raffle for fabulous prizes straight from Exotic World!
Read more about
the fabulous Miss Toni Elling here: www.metrotimes.com/editorial/story.asp?id=8034
And learn more about Exotic World, the world's only burlesque
museum, here: www.exoticworldusa.org
A Sparkly Devil/Little Minsky's Production!
I will be modeling for your sketchy
pleasures at
399 9th Street (@ Harrison), San Francisco
from 4-7pm. $10 at the door.
Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School is a
burlesque-influenced figure drawing salon that occurs twice-monthly at locations worldwide. Founded in 2005 in New York by
ill-disciplined inkster Molly Crabapple and spreading like a bad case of the oh-la-la's to London, LaLaLand and points beyond, Dr. Sketchy's is
what happens when Cabaret meets art school, with drinking and drawing contests, retro-porno giveaways, slutty jazz music and
wicked dancing to tart things up a bit.
Club Deluxe (on Haight @ Ashbury)
Thursday, May 10th
Show starts @ 10PM
$5 admission (21+ only)
Burlesque and Variety Acts
.....OTHER PERFORMERS TO BE ANNOUNCED.....
COME AND CELEBRATE TWO YEARS OF BURLESQUE!!
Yes, it will mark two years of burlesque dancing for me
and, for Little Minsky shows. Congratulations Douglas and Margo!!
Porn Star Karaoke, Rock & Roll Show
917 Folsom Street @ 5th Street
Cost: $20.00
EARLY show 6:00 - 10:00PM
Performers include:
All That Flab
1310 Mission St. (near 9th)
April 27th and 28th (Friday and Saturday)
8:00PM
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Big Moves presents: All That Flab |
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$13 advance $15-$25 at the door ($10-$20 for CounterPULSE members)
Big Moves’ Phat Fly Girls, the West Coast’s premiere
dance troupe for the curvaceous and confident, are filling the stage in their first Fosse-fied musical revue. Soft curves,
sharp moves, and a cornucopia of guest performers make for a fat-tastic good time.
CLICK HERE FOR A FLYER FOR THE SHOW |
April 13 & 14 (Friday & Saturday)
Shotwell Studios
3252 A 19th St San Francisco, California 94114 Cost: TBA
Hot Pink Feathers debut new work at a dance recital themed show.
Also featuring a host of the friends of HPF: Electrikat
Vonya & Packard
Friday, March 16th
at 9PM
MC’d by Comedy Central’s
John
C
Musical Offerings by:
The
Girlfriend Experience
Machinegreen (Chico)
Wire
Graffitti
Dave
Dalton, the Pastor of Cell Block 5
Art on display by:
Heather
Weitman, Moxie and MORE
Burlesque performances by: The
Cock T’s
Lady
Monster
Food, drink, fun and much much more!
Vaudeville al la Mode! is a monthly neo-Vaudevillian arts and entertainment EXTRAVAGANZA
for the East Bay's arts/music/entertainment community and its patrons.
Where: The Uptown (1928 Telegraph Ave. Oakland, CA 94612) Hosted by: The Girlfriend Experience Featuring: underground/independent live music, comedy, art, entertainers of all sorts,
food, drink and more fun than you can have in the back seat of an Edsel.
...all for just $6! 
THE HAUTE HOUSE BURLESQUE REVUE: PAJAMA
PARTY!
Thursday, January 18, 2007
9:00 PM
Annie's Social Club
917 Folsom St @ 5th, San Francisco
Cost: $8-12
21+ ONLY
Baby, it may be cold outside, but we're heating things
up this January by throwing a Pajama Party.
Whether you show up in your long-johns or lingerie, it's
guaranteed to be a hot toddy of an evening that will keep you up past your bedtime!
BOTTOMS UP! BURLESQUE:
Bombshell Betty, Lily LeRouge, Sweet Cheeks, Mynx D'Meanor,
Ophelia Coeur de Noir, Banana Peel, Coconuts
Live musical accompaniment by
LUCIFER's STRIP CLUB BAND!
Catch Burlesquercise students in action with
BOMBSHELL BETTY's "BURLESQUETEERS!"
Naughty bedtime stories by
ONKEL WOLAND and the BLACK FOREST MENAGERIE
MC: ROSE PISTOLA
as Miss Goody Night Night - the Sexy Stage Fairy
Chez Badunkadun
1190 Folsom Street @ 8th Street, SF
21+ only. $10 admission
10pm - 3am
Burlesque, strippers, pole dancers, lap dances - bring your cash!
Hosted by Fudgie Frottage
and Princess Pandora
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Club Deluxe (on Haight @ Ashbury)
Thursday, October 12th
Show starts @ 10PM
$5 admission (21+ only)
Burlesque and Variety Acts
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Looking Good Feeling Fab IV Saturday, September 30th, 2006 at Harvey's Castro & 18th Streets, San Francisco
6:30pm - 1am
The Official San Francisco Mama's Family Annual Breast Cancer
event.
Twice every hour we'll have some of our favorite performers
and we'll be auctioning off outfits off guys' backs (porn-star strip auction!!).
Get a new outfit and help us raise money for a great cause! Last
year we raised over $4000 - this year we want to raise
$5000 so we can give $1000 to each group: -=-=-=-click
on the links to learn more about these groups=-=-=-
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Lady Monster as HoFly
Come to see me dance onstage with the original dirty rapper,
Saturday, September 9th
9PM
$10
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LADY MONSTER BITES INTO CONEY ISLAND Come and see the erotic thrills of
The One, The Only, Dirty-Mind Defying Lady Monster
at her East Coast DEBUT!!
The
Great Fredini and Bambi present: Burlesque at the Beach: Red Hots Burlesque
Friday, September 1st.
Show
starts at 10:00PM
Coney Island Sideshows by
the Seashore
(1208
Surf Ave, Coney Island, NY) You can find more details (and directions) at: http://www.coneyisland.com/burlesque.shtml
Come
watch the fireworks after the fireworks.
Every
weekend night during the summer Coney Island has fireworks.
Every
Friday night Coney Island Sideshows has burlesque.
BURLESQUE AT THE BEACH! Friday, September 1 Red Hots
Burlesque! Burlesque From Coast
to Coast..And More!
 This week we host
performers from around the world. Kick off this holiday weekend with acts never before seen in New York!
Starring Spooky Le Strange
(New Orleans ); Vivienne VaVoom (Denver); Lady Monster (San Francisco); Lux LaCroix
(Hollywood); Tanya Cheex and Sauci Calla Horra(Toronto); Kaspia (Australia)
and NYC's Dottie Lux and Lady Satan! Hosted by your travel agent, Nelson Lugo.
Sideshows by the Seashore
Theater Surf Ave. and W. 12th St. 10:00PM (after the fireworks!) Tickets $15 Get 'em in advance!
THANK
YOU DOTTIE LUX!!!
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Margaret Cho's The Sensuous Woman
SOLD-OUT!!
Monday, August 21st at 8:00pm
940 Sutter Street, San Francisco, CA
94109
Cover charge $25,00
or charge-by-phone:
1-866-468-3399
The Plush Room is located
in the infamous York Hotel. This hotel was featured in Hitchcock’s classic,
Vertigo.
Liam Sullivan as Kelly (LA)
Please come down and support the arts. Margaret will
be donating proceeds of the event to the Women's Community Clinic of San Francisco.
THANK
YOU MARGARET!!
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CANDYE KANE
Center for Sex and Culture
August
16th at 8:00PM
$15-20
sliding scale
I will
be a dancing girl for some of Candye's tunes.
Come
and check out one of her last Bay Area performances!
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Saturday, July 29th
– 7:30PM doors. Show: 8:30PM
SMUT FEST
Center for Sex and Culture
398 11th Street
@ Harrison
$7 - $15, Sliding Scale, Libations and snacks provided
Burlesque, spoken word,
music.
Produced by Jennifer Blowdryer
and Drag Strip
Death of Burlesque! (If you have to ask...)
MC: Blowdryer & occasionally Fudgie
Moonshine Shorey. This full figured bartender/poet from the Bowery Poetry Club,
not yet 26, spotted JT Leroy’s truck stop hustling stories as a fake the minute he scanned them, because he will tell
the story of actually working in a truck stop in Vermont, in between living on a commune becoming a Mr Lower East Side runner
up.
Kirk Read. Author of How I Learned to Snap, is also a peer counselor
and phlebotomist at St James Infirmary, a free clinic for people whove worked in the sex industry at some point in their busy
lives.
Burlesque
by: Rose Pistola, The Indra and other over the top easily co-erced beauties.
Malcolm Hamilton is a sexy singer in a sharp suit, formerly of the bands SIR and the one man sensation
Fauntleroy. He will blow your head. Think Scott Walker with a MAC.
Lady Monster`s wit, charm and presence will rock your world.
Always on the prowl, showing a sexy good time. Revealing her ample talents in a burlesque tease or bringing you to a quick
sizzle with her erotic poetry. Sex is her passion and will enchant you with her fire.
Dave Dalton The Perverted Pastor, fresh from Cell Block 5, will accompany Miss Blowdryer, musically. They both date
from the Mabuhay Gardens, the old SF Punk Scene, and are remarkably alive.
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MASTURBATOUR 2006
with Ministry, Revolting Cocks and Pitbull Daycare
For more information go to:
http://www.thirteenthplanet.com
I appeared as a "Fluffer" dancing on stage.
May 19 and 20
House of Blues - Hollywood - on
the Sunset Strip
Doors: 8pm, Showtime: 9pm
Tickets: $35.00 (via TicketMaster.com)
May 21
House of Blues - San Diego
Doors: 8:00PM, Show: 9:00PM
Tickets: $33.00 - $35.00 (via TicketMaster.com)
May 23
House of Blues - Anaheim (Disneyland)
Doors: 7:00PM, Show: 8:00PM
Tickets: $33.00 - $35.00 (via TicketMaster.com)
May 24
Crest Theater, 1013 K Street,
Sacramento
Doors: 6:30pm. Show: 7:30pm
Tickets: $35.00 at tickets.com (1-800-225-2277)
and Crest Box Office (1-916-44-CREST)
July 3
The Newport
Music Hall - Columbus,
Ohio
Doors 7pm, Showtime: 8pm
Tickets: $25.50 in advance. $28.00 at the door.
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LAS VEGAS!
May 26-28th
I will not be competing, but I will be a Living
Legend Escort.
I am very honored to receive this prestigious
placement.
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El Cid, W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles,
CA
Wednesday, May 17th

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Creepshow Peepshow!
A night of shlock-horror burlesque.
Sunday, May 7th
Doors 9pm. Show 10pm
Admission: $10 with costume. $15
without.
Hosted by KingFish
Live
Music by: Sik Luv
DJ tunes by: Miz Margo & Hicksmokey
and the talents of: Chainsaw Chubbettes Lady Monster The Living Dead Girls The Scenics
Roxy Shocks
Twilight Vixen Revue
Chery Lix
R. J. Owens
The Flying Fox
Eddie Dane
Peekaboo Burlesque
and Special Mystery Guests!
*FREE HILLBILLY TEETH!* (while supplies last)
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Friday, March 24th

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My Sucky Valentine XII: Gangsters of Love
Saturday, February 11. 9pm (doors at 8pm)
Ticket Cost - $15 to $25 sliding scale (no one turned away) The Center For Sex and Culture. 398 11th Street (@ Harrison). SF
This is an annual benefit for San Francisco Sex Information.
Check
out Charles Gatewood's retrospective exhibit at the CSC, beginning February 3rd.
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Madame Maraschino Presents
"House of Burlesque"
Friday, January 27th
Benders at 806 S. Van Ness Ave.,
SF
8 Bux. Door 9pm/ show 10pm
Featuring Burlesque Legend Isis Starr as Mistress of Ceremonies
Performances by:
Margot Montmartre, Kitten on the Keys, Simone de la Getto, Alotta Bouttй, Lady Monster, Uni and her Ukelele, The
Indra, Lily Le Rouge, Cherry Lix, Velvet Siren, Ariyana la Fey, and Maid Pixie Upalot
With some smokn' tunes from the 30's, 40's, 50's...
Madame Maraschino Presents "House of Burlesque"
Friday, January 27th
Benders at 806 S. Van Ness Ave.,
SF
8 Bux. Door 9pm/ show 10pm
Featuring Burlesque Legend Isis Starr as Mistress of Ceremonies
Performances by:
Margot Montmartre, Kitten on the Keys, Simone de la Getto, Alotta Bouttй, Lady Monster, Uni and her Ukelele, The
Indra, Lily Le Rouge, Cherry Lix, Velvet Siren, Ariyana la Fey, and Maid Pixie Upalot
With some smokn' tunes from the 30's, 40's, 50's...
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Saturday, January 14th
A benefit for the founder and artistic
director of Big Burlesque, Heather MacAllister .
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Little Minsky's
Thursday, January 12th
Club Deluxe, 1511 Haight Street,
SF
9:00pm - 2:00am, Show at 10:00pm. $5, 21 and Up
BURLESQUE ACTS include:
The Scenic Sisters, The Flying Fox, Eliza Bane, Cherry Lix (of the Diamond Daggers), Sweetie le Bang (of Kitty Kitty
Bang Bang), Lady Monster (of Big Burlesque)
VARIETY ACTS include:
The Mudflappers, Christopher Lux, Ms. Roxxy Roxxy w/ Robert M. - chanteuse w/ piano
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PanTease II—the CounterPULSE Burlesque Revue
Sat. Dec. 10, door @ 8:30 pm, show @ 9 pm $12-20
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Belle Bizarre Bazaar
Sunday, December 4
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Big Boogie Nights
Milpitas, CA
Saturday, October 28th
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Exotic Erotic Ball
Cow Palace
Saturday, October 22nd
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In The Street Festival
Saturday, October 8, 2005
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TEASE-O-RAMA
The only weekend-long burlesque convention in
the world.
September 30 - Oct. 2, 2005 at Bimbo's Lounge
in SF.
Come and see the Fat Bottom Revue (with me!!)
Saturday, October 1st.
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Candye Kane
and various Big Burlesque dancers at
Tio Leos Lounge, San Diego, CA
Friday, September 9, 2005
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Photo Shoot with Leonard Nimoy
San Diego, CA
Saturday, September 10, 2005
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HOT SUMMER NIGHTS with BIG BURLESQUE at THEATER RHINO
Fridays and Saturdays
August 5, 6, 12, 13, 19, 20. 8:00 PM.
TIckets are sliding scale $15-25.
I danced on the 5th and co-MC'd on the 6th as Miss Cuchi Monster (a tribute to Charo).
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Candye Kane (w/ Sue Palmer)
and various Big Burlesque dancers
at the Center for Sex and Culture
(398 11th Street @ Harrison)
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Dyke March After-Party
for SWOP-USA and SPREAD Magazine
Saturday, June 25, 2005. $10.00
at the Center for Sex and Culture
(398 11th Street @ Harrison)
http://www.dykemarch.org/SFO/index.html
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Big Burlesque at the Dark Room Theater
at 2263 Mission Street (between 18th & 19th)
July 1st and 2nd (Friday and Saturday). 8-10pm
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The Original Fat Bottom Revue (touring aspect of Big Burlesque) had a recent
photo shoot with Leonard Nimoy. There are several recent mentions in the press including the April 4, 2005 issue of Time magazine
(page 79), New Yorker Magazine and in the New York Press' gossip column.
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