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Lady Monster
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Stylist: Secret Agent Salon. Photo: Charles Gatewood


Cookie Tuff's movie, "Fat Burlesque".


 Taught by the Living Legend of Burlesque, Satan's Angel
 Lady Monster is now a "Queen of the Fire Tassels".
 Trained, insured and with a natural talent to twirl fast, she has
 Fire Tassels For Hire!


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Caricature by Big Al
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at Little Minskys 10/12/06

03/27/2009 07:30 PM - RED HOTS BURLESQUE

El Rio, 3158 Mission Street, San Francisco, California 94110
Cost:$5 - 10
While Dottie and Val take Spookshow-A-Go-Go to San Diego-go, I will be managing the hottest weekly happy hour burlesque show in the bay area.

Host: Pippi Love Stocking

Performers: Lily LeRouge, sASSy Hot Buns, Kentucky Fried Woman, Scotty The Blue Bunny, and special guests: Selena Luna and Ian Harvie


 

03/22/2009 03:00 PM - School of Shimmy

Center for Sex and Culture. 1519 Mission Street, San Francisco, California 94102

Cost:$30.00

I will be teaching a class on the business of burlesque with Dottie Lux at her School of Shimmy.


 

03/21/2009 08:00 PM - FEMME CREEP

975 Howard Street @ 6th Street, San Francisco, California 94103
Cost: $10.00
Part of AIRspace Queer Performance Showcase. AIRspace is The Garage’s queer performing arts residency program and is presented quarterly, in conjunction with the Queer Cultural Center. Sadie Lune’s one woman show, FemmeCreep. Come and see me, Lady Monster, in my top-less walk-on role. About the production: “Is it inherently creepy to fetishize femininity? Sadie Lune reveals the crusty inside under the sparkly outside using her body, voice, confessions and accessories. FemmeCreep gives Sadie’s internal creep free reign to expose the part of her character whose motives she suspects, who wants things that scare her, and who does what she can’t fully understand. Slop along through the compulsion, revulsion, confusion and desire of a lipsticked perv. FemmeCreep oozes male gaze through mirrored rhinestone shades. FemmeCreep buys the bra, but only after she fondles the mannequin. FemmeCreep is a gilded garbage can. Because before there was the ‘pretty girl’ there was the rotting mind.” Other artists include: LIZ BOUBION, NICO DACUMOS, SHERILYN CONNELLY, CALYPSO, and QUEER GIRL THEATRE PROJECT. http://www.975howard.com/  


 

03/10/2009 11:00 PM - Pink Slip

The Stud, 399 9th Street @ Harrison, San Francisco, California 94103
Cost: $5.00
Pink Slip is Virginia Suicide’s weekly showcase. Every Tuesday. Each week a different theme. This night is titled, "The Greasy Spoon". Come join me, Dottie Lux, Kentucky Fried Woman and Honey Lawless as we pour our gravy all over your biscuits.


 

03/08/2009 12:00 AM - CREEPY KOFY MOVIE TIME

Tune in to Channel 20/Cable 13 in the Bay Area
Cost:FREE
Saturday at Midnight. Technical western clock function states it’s the 8th. Tune in to Creepy KOFY Movie Time on Saturdays at Midnight to see me twirl fire tassels on TV!!! Balrok and No Name host the show and bring you great movies each week. Other guests include: Danny Dechi, The Deadlies - all to the classic horror flick, "SHE DEMONS"!!


 

02/20/2009 09:00 PM - ANDRE WILLIAMS!

SLIM’S on 11th Street , San Francisco, California 94110
Cost:priceless
I will be a featured go-go dancer for The Black Godfather himself, Andre Williams. His backing band will once again be The Flash Express. All that and a bag of potato chips...


 

02/20/2009 07:30 PM - Red Hots Burlesque - First Anniversary!

El Rio, 3158 Mission Street , San Francisco, California 94110
Cost:$5 - 10.00
Come and celebrate ONE SOLID YEAR of weekly Red Hots Burlesque entertainment at El Rio! THANK YOU DOTTIE LUX for keeping the show up and running. Here’s to several more years!!


 

02/15/2009 08:00 PM - KITTEN ON THE KEYS BENEFIT

Mama Calizo’s Voice Factory , San Francisco, California 94110
Cost: $15-20 sliding scale
I will be performing at Kitten on the Keys’ benefit showcase: Does This Piano Make My Ass Look Big? This benefit will assist her in the production of her one woman show being held at Mama Calizo’s Voice Factory in San Francisco in March 2009. The AMAZING list of performers is TBA....


 

02/14/2009 09:00 PM - Spook Show A Go Go

Kimo’s at Polk & Pine Streets , San Francisco, California 94109
Cost:$5.00
Join me for Lux Killmore’s Spook Show A Go Go - heart-wrenching and bloody valentine spectacular show. Complete with new film by Val Killmore - Cannibal Lust Love! - starring ME! I am joined by several brilliant performers gracing their stage and screen.


 

02/12/2009 08:00 PM - Baby Doe’s Birthday Go-Go Party

The Rickshaw Stop, 155 Fell Street , San Francisco, California 94102
Cost:10.00
Baby Doe is throwing a party on Thursday February 12th to benefit Keep A Breast Foundation (www.keep-a-breast.org). This party is also on her birthday and it just wouldn’t be complete without some burlesque cuties! I be a Go Go dancer at this ShinDig 69 party! Featuring the rockin’ tunes of The Cement Gardens (members of The Sermon), DJ’s Cali Kid (Bardot A Go Go), Sergio Iglesias (Teenage Dance Craze), Otto von Stroheim (Tiki Oasis) Go Go sweethearts The Devil-Ettes, Kitten on the Keys, Kiki Bomb, Kellita, The Riff Ditties Orchestra, Alpenhorn and MUCH MORE! All proceeds benefit the Keep A Breast Foundation (www.keep-a-breast.org). The mission of Keep A Breast is to help eradicate breast cancer by exposing young people to methods of prevention, early detection and support through the arts and events.


 

02/08/2009 02:00 PM - Until the Violence Stops

The El Cerrito Movie Theater, El Cerrito, California 94530
Cost:$8.00
UNTIL THE VIOLENCE STOPS "Until the Violence Stops" features playwright and activist Eve Ensler in a powerful film that documents how The Vagina Monologues grew into an international grassroots movement called V-Day to stop violence against women and girls. In 2002, eight hundred cities around the world participated in V-Day by staging benefit performances of The Vagina Monologues. "Until the Violence Stops" shows women from Harlem to Ukiah, California; from the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation to the Philippines and Kenya, uniting and courageously revealing their intimate and deeply painful experiences with abuse ranging from rape to female circumcision. http://newsite.vday.org/ten-years-vday/until-the-violence-stops . http://newsite.vday.org/utvs+nyc .


12/28/2008 10:00 PM - Ooh La Las Burlesque and Bombay Phenotype  

Dick’s Den, 2417 N. High Street, Columbus, Ohio 43202 
Cost:$4.00
I will be performing burlesque at Dick’s Den. Also on the bill is the award winning CLAMS CASINO (NYC). Presented by KRISTA KITTY and the Ooh La Las. There will be poetry read to the beat too! Jazz band, Bombay Phenotype with Eddie Bayard, Piper, Johnny5, Fro Jam, Adrian Michaels, Don Carlos, J. Bar, DJ Washington, Joe Crump, and Paul Brown. Happy Birthday Krista!

 


12/20/2008 07:00 PM - NUDE AID 2008  

SomArts Cultural Center, 934 Brannan Street, San Francisco, California 94107 
Cost:$20-40
NUDE AID 2008 - An annual art-making and take-away fundraiser for The Center for Sex and Culture (www.sexandculture.org). Admission to Nude Aid is $20-40 (sliding scale). This entitles each guest to watch as artists make art, live, with nude, nearly-nude and fetish-clad models to inspire them. Each guest is provided a ticket. This ticket can be exchanged for one piece of art created during the event to take home. Patrons can purchase multiple tickets. There will also be a silent art auction that has art, services and other gift items available for purchase. Tickets cannot be exchanged for silent art auction items. A beer/wine cash bar will be available, "whores d’oeuvres" served, and DJs will spin ambient tunes. Our celebrity hosts: Sharon Mitchell and Annie Sprinkle! Thanks to Annie for the concept of Nude Aid. www.nudeaid.org . Nude Aid is again being produced by the extraordinary Dr. Carol Queen and burlesque sensation Lady Monster. When: December 20, 2008; doors 7-10:30 pm Where: SomArts Cultural Center. Bay Gallery. 934 Brannan Street. www.somarts.org How much: $20-40 sliding scale -- admission entitles guests to take one piece of art. Age 18+. Cash bar available. Transportation: Easy parking in the neighborhood; there are several public transit lines that stop in the vicinity. CSC can accept VISA, MasterCard and Discover for silent art auction or donation purposes.

 


12/19/2008 07:30 PM - Red Hots Burlesque

3158 Mission Street, San Francisco, California 94110 
Cost:$5-10
Dottie Lux and Val Killmore present the best weekly burlesque show in the Bay Area. And, during Happy Hour! Drink specials and BBQ and *FREE* Oysters. Weekly raffle to donate to the winner’s favorite charity. WHAT A SHOW!!


 

12/17/2008 08:00 PM - International Day To End Violence  
1519 Mission Street, San Francisco, California 94110
Cost:FREE
YOU ARE INVITED TO PARTICIPATE in the 6th INTERNATIONAL DAY to END VIOLENCE AGAINST SEX WORKERS! December 17th, 2008 Where: In your country/city. How: There are many ways; i.e. organize, or attend a memorial/vigil, do something privately in your home, donate $ or time to the cause, march on Washington DC with SWOP, and other ways. For more information, and to post information about your events so others may attend, go to: http://www.swopusa.org/dec17/ IN SAN FRANCISCO: There will be a memorial gathering at the Center for Sex and Culture hosted by Annie Sprinkle, and sponsored by Center for Sex and Culture, Tina Butcher and Femina Potens. 1519 Mission Street (at 11th.) December 17, 2008 Gather 6:00. Memorial 6:30-8:15. Everyone is welcome. We’ll make a circle and anyone that wants can share their thoughts, feelings, poems, performances, memories, read the names of our dead, make a statement, sing a song, share related news, etc. So come prepared. There will be short readings from members of the Sex Workers Writing Workshop.


11/21/2008 07:30 PM - Red Hots Burlesque

The El Rio, 3158 Mission Street @ Cesar Chavez
San Francisco, California 94110

Cost:$5-10
Lady Monster Four Decades Down, Four on the Floor! It’s my 40th Birthday Bash Spectacular! Will I light my own candles with my ta-tas? You’ll have to come watch the show! Thanks Dottie for throwing this lovely little get-together for me and my favorite Bay Area performers. www.myspace.com/redhotsburlesque


10/25/2008 08:00 PM - Bitten: Lunacy for Queen of the Vamps Sadie Lune’s birthday!

Center for Sex and Culture. 1519 Mission Street @ 11th St., SF, CA 94110

Cost:$5-20 sliding scale, Notaflof
Bitten: Lunacy for Queen of the Vamps Sadie Lune’s birthday! $5-20 sliding scale, Notaflof Center for Sex and Culture, 1519 Mission St. @11th. 8pm and into the night. Sadie Lune is about to turn another year older and so needs to be immortalized post haste. In order to increase her chances of a long a beautiful future, vamps and vampostors alike are called to duty to feast in the splendor of immortal wretchedness and lay a good chomp on the Queen of the Vamps to help propel her to blood-thirsty eternal youth. Every member of the undead; from old-school to steampunk to hipster to political to glam to hiding-in-the-shadows to trashy, well just every sort of bloodsucker welcome. Sexiness, festivity and absurdity will make their appearances. You will love it. Bloody burlesque. Biting Booth. Sanguine Art. Cutthroat Chanteuses. Fangs, fangs, and more fangs! All donations benefit the Center for Sex and Culture (except for blood donations).


WATCH OUT screening

10/24/2008 09:00 PM - Center for Sex and Culture

1519 Mission Street, San Francisco, California 94110
Cost:10.00
Come and see the new Steve Balderson film, WATCH OUT! Doors open at 8:30pm. Special performance by The Music Lovers. Hosted by Lady Monster and Nairba Sirrah (of Kansas City). Beer and wine and snacks available for purchase. For more information go to: www.watchoutfilm.com


10/23/2008 07:30 PM - The El Rio
3158 Mission Street, San Francisco, California 94110
Cost:5.00
Go to the back room to see the new Steve Balderson film, WATCH OUT! Doors open at 7:00pm. Limited seating. Full bar available. For more information go to: http://www.watchoutfilm.com


10/22/2008 08:00 PM - Stagewerx Theatre
533 Sutter Street, San Francisco, California 94102
Cost:5.00
SAN FRANCISCO PREMIERE of the new Steve Balderson film, WATCH OUT! Doors open at 7:30pm. Beer and wine and snacks available for purchase. For more information go to: www.watchoutfilm.com


10/18/2008 09:00 PM - Spook Show A Go-Go
Fat City, 314 11th Street @ Folsom Street, San Francisco, California 94110
Cost:15.00
I will be twirling FIRE TASSELS tonight! The insane-oh mind that brought you films such as “The Terror of Titty Town” and “Buxotic Beauty Murders” presents her first live event filled with gore, gams and ghouls featuring the grindhouse sensation VULGRAS, all the way from New York City. This is their first and (to date) ONLY West Coast performance to promote their newly released album Heavy Handed Heart. Just in time for the spookiest of seasons SPOOKSHOW A-GO-GO brings you dancing to monster mash hits of the 60’s and psychobilly rock, cult films by local horror host MR. LOBO and his CINEMA INSOMNIA, and 15 of the Bay’s freakiest burlesque babes and brutes. Be amazed by the haunting visuals and traditional Medicine Show complete with little people and big titted zombies dancing for your dementertainment. And we can’t forget the costume contest! Come dressed as your favorite monster (be it George W Bush or Dracula—both bloodsuckers) and win the complete Lux Killmore movie collection and other frightening loot. Val Killmore teams up with Red Hots Burlesque, Hubba Hubba Revue, Sugar Shack, Lady Monster, Diamond Daggers, Shadow Circus Creature Theater and Kiss Que Cest to insure that the party goes all night long! http://www.myspace.com/spookshowagogo


10/15/2008 09:00 PM - Barbary Coast Burlesque

Annie’s Social Club, 917 Folsom Street, San Francisco, California 94103
Bunny Pistol presents: Barbary Coast Burlesque. Other performers to be announced...

 


10/11/2008 09:00 PM - Knocktoberfest

The Uptown, 1928 Telegraph Avenue, Oakland, California 94612
Cost:$10 minimum donation
I will be a go-go dancer at this breast cancer benefit. Live 80’s music by Fast Times MC: Kingfish Burlesque by Dangerous Curves, Rubenesque Burlesque, Chi Chis Del Fuego, Miss Balla Fire, Holly High Beams, Beauty LaBomb & More! Silicon Valley Roller Girls Charity karaoke with a live band Kissing booth, exams for your mams
 and other fun stuff!

 


10/02/2008 08:00 PM - Tease-O-Rama 2008

The Rickshaw Stop, 155 Fell Street, San Francisco, California 94109
Cost:8.00
For the full line-up go to: www.teaseorama.com

 


09/28/2008 03:00 PM - Folsom Street Fair

Folsom Street Fair, 1286 Folsom Street @ 9th St. , San Francisco, California 94103
The Center for Sex and Culture is providing an open garage right on Folsom Street as a safe space/love pad with various performances and play scenes during the Folsom Street Fair. I will be doing a burlesque routine at around 3pm. Stop on by! 1286 Folsom Street @ 9th St. http://www.folsomstreetfair.com

 


09/26/2008 07:30 PM - Red Hots Burlesque at the El Rio
1358 Mission Street, San Francisco, California 94110
Cost:$5-10
Lux Killmore Productions presents: Red Hots Burlesque - the best weekly Happy Hour burlesque show on the West Coast! BBQ, Free Oysters (come early!), Drink Specials and RED HOT Action and video presentations on the main stage.

Recent Burlesque Performances 


 
09/13/2008 08:00 PM - B.O.O.B.S. 2008
Berbati’s Pan, 231 SW Ankeny St. Portland, OR
Portland, Oregon 97204
US
Cost:tba
Description:~*~*~Best Of Our Burlesque Show~*~*~ Bringing glitter and fishnets together with self-awareness and education. FIGHTING BREAST CANCER, ONE TASSEL-TWIRLING PASTIE AT A TIME! $10 pre-sold, $12 at the door, Doors @ 9pm, show @ 10pm, 21+. Tickets will be available August 10th at Jackpot Records, Berbati Pan, brownpapertickets.com, and ticketweb.com. 503 226 2122.

 
09/11/2008 06:30 PM - SF Museum of Modern Art

151 Third Street
San Francisco, California 94103
US
Cost:$10 general, $7 SFMOMA Members, Students, Seniors

03/14/2008 10:00 PM - Heavy Rotation at El Rio
3158 Mission Street
San Francisco, California 94110
US
Cost:$5.00
Description:Friday, March 14th 10pm. $5.00. Ages 21 and beyond. El Rio, 3158 Mission St, San Francisco, CA 94110. (415) 282-3325. www.elriosf.com. HEAVY ROTATION San Francisco ’s dance party for everyBODY!!! An outsiders club for body rebels, size queens, radical fatties, chubsters, transfolk, queers and our friends and lovers of all colors, genders, sexualities and ages 21 and beyond!!! The next Heavy Rotation is Friday, March 14th and every 2nd Friday at El Rio 3158 Mission St, San Francisco, CA 94110. (415) 282-3325 www.elriosf.com With DJ Durt spinning pop, 80’s, 90’s, indie, soul, hip hop and booty jams! Fabulous dance and burlesque performances by: Lady Monster, Ruby Vixen, The Phat Fly Girls Dance party featuring DJ Durt and DJ Killawatts (Portland, OR) playing the booty jams to make you shake it. This month benefits Big Moves Bay Area. For more information: http://www.myspace.com/heavy_rotation and http://www.bigmoves.org/sanfran.html


 
03/08/2008 10:00 PM - House of Burlesque @ Bender’s  
809 S. Van Ness Street @ 19th Street
San Francisco, California 94110
US
Cost:$8.00
Description:House of Burlesque Meets DESTROYER. Rock and Roll ALL NIGHT!! Take a chance, drop your pants for romance - the Love Gun is locked and loaded! Lady Monster, Bombshell Betty, Bunny Pistol, Ophelia Coeur de Noir, Coconuts, Ariyana le Fay, and Tricksie Treat bump and grind to your favorite KISS songs - played LIVE by Destroyer - the ultimate KISS tribute band.


 
02/29/2008 07:30 PM - Red Hots Burlesque at the El Rio
3158 Mission Street
San Francisco, California 94110
US
Cost:TBA
Description:Dottie Lux presents Red Hots Burlesque at El Rio. Come down for Happy Hour! First a short film, then burlesque dancers. Regular El Rio fare starts at 9pm, so don’t be late! Full line-up and more details to come....


 
01/26/2008 09:00 PM - House of Burlesque
Bender’s at 806 S. Van Ness Avenue
San Francisco, California 94110
US
Cost:TBA
Description:Madame Maraschino presents: House of Burlesque at Bender’s - now reopened after the fire.


 


 12/01/2007 10:00 PM - Chez Badunkadunk
1190 Folsom Street
San Francisco, California 94103
US
Cost:$10.00
Description:Chez Badunkadunk (http://www.myspace.com/hybrid_sf). Cat Club, 1190 Folsom @ 8th, SF. Your Host: Fudgie Frottage, and Hostess: Princess Pandora. 10pm - 3am $10. 21& up. Chez Badunkadunk is in the intimate upstairs lounge featuring Strippers, Burlesque, Lap Dancing, Fan Dancing and Pole Dancing! DJ’s D.I.E.


 
11/03/2007 10:30 AM - Full Body Symposium at R. Michelson Gallery
132 Main Street
Northampton, Massachusetts 01060
US
Cost:N/A
Description:As part of the "Full Body Project" Book Release Party, R. Michelson Galleries will host a series of talks on the image of fat women in life, art, and the media. Hours for the symposium are: 10:30am - 4:30pm. Among those who will be speaking are: Leslea Newman, Susan Stinson, Abby Ellin, Kelly Dunham, Lady Monster, and a reading of Heather MacAllister’s writings and videotapes of the Fat Bottom Revue performing. Celebrate the launching of Leonard Nimoy’s new book of photographs, featuring Lady Monster. Published by Five Ties Publishing Company.


 
10/07/2007 05:00 PM - Tease-O-Rama Movie Night
http://www.teaseorama.com
San Francisco, California 94133
US
Cost:$8
Description:I HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED TO PERFORM AT Tease-O-Rama 2007 burlesque convention. AT THE CERRITO SPEAKEASY THEATER 10070 San Pablo Avenue, El Cerrito, 94530 (3 blocks from El Cerrito Plaza BART station) www.cerritospeakeasy.com THRILLVILLE presents TEASE-O-RAMA MOVIE NIGHT: Live Burlesque performances with: Lady Monster (SF) Chica Boom (Seattle) Cardinal Syn (Austin, TX) Ann-Margret in KITTEN WITH A WHIP (1964) Viva La Vamp! See everyone’s favorite femme fatale Ann-Margret as a teasing teenager terrorizing John Forsythe in this sexy, steamy drama of delinquency and desperation! Hosted by Will the Thrill and Monica, Tiki Goddess! For more information about the Tease-O-Rama Burlesque Convention check out: http://www.teaseorama.com/


 
10/05/2007 08:00 PM - Tease-O-Rama!! Bimbo’s 365 Club
1025 Columbus Avenue
San Francisco, California 94133
US
Cost:$100
Description:I AM PERFORMING FRIDAY AND SUNDAY NIGHT!! Special Guest Stars that you DO NOT want to miss on Saturday night. I promised to not give away the secret... just you wait... Weekend Pass: $100 (includes most convention activities and shows) Friday Night: $40 Saturday Night: $40 Sunday Night: $8 For more information about the Tease-O-Rama Burlesque Convention check out:
http://www.teaseorama.com/

 

 
09/25/2007 07:00 PM - The Red Vic - No BAWC Benefit
1727 Haight Street
San Francisco, California 94117
US
Cost:$8.50 - 20.00
Description:Special Fundraising Event for the Network of Bay Area Cooperatives (NoBAWC) Live Nude Girls Unite! Dirs. Julia Query & Vicky Funari U.S. 2000 This riveting documentary chronicles the raucous journey to organize the only union of strippers in the US, at SF’s own Lusty Lady. (Plays with a short from Argentina.) The evening will be hosted by some Lusty Ladies, and will include a live burlesque show! Sliding scale ticket price: $8.50 - $20 Reception at 7:00pm. Show starts at 8:00pm.

 
09/22/2007 04:00 PM - Back Alley Cat Ride at The Eagle
398 12th Street
San Francisco, California 94103
US
Cost:by donation
Description:The Back Alley Cat Ride benefit for The San Francisco Bike Messengers Association and the Erotic Service Providers Union Will held on Saturday September 22nd starting at 12 pm with BBQ and Beer Bust to follow at The San Francisco Eagle from 2 to 5 pm Entertainment and Raffle. Email For More Information: info@espu-ca.org

 
07/22/2007 08:00 PM - Sex Worker Film Festival Closing Gala
Brannan @ 9th Street
San Francisco, California 94110
US
Cost:TBA
Description:Sex Worker Film Festival Closing Night Gala Taking place at SomArts. I will be performing burlesque. July 22nd-Sunday- 8PM-Midnight Lick My Kitty: Kitty Kastro Memorial Cabaret at SOMARTS (934 Brannan Street) with Emcee Annie Danger, featuring Shawna Virago, Simone de la Getto, Reginald M. Lamar, Gennifer M. Hirano, asian princess., Sadie Lune, Julep, Ginger Virago, historical vignettes from "Sex on Wheels' by Jennifer Worley, Kirk Read, Scarlot Harlot, Mattilda AKA Matt Bernstein Sycamore, Dee Dee Russell, Lady Monster and Wendy Vinaigrette. More information to come... http://www.sexworkerfest.com

 
07/22/2007 02:00 PM - Sexual Freedom Festival
34 Mason Street @ Market Street
San Francisco, California 94102
US
Cost:tba
Description:The Woodhull Foundation presents the Sexual Freedom Festival. I have been asked to perform burlesque during this prestigious event. Performances from 2-4pm. Tea Dance from 4-7pm. *Sunday, July 22, 2 pm -- Afternoon Delight Sexual Freedom Speakeasy Carol Queen, Nina Hartley, and other CSC favorites appear at this benefit for the Woodhull Foundation! Join Mr. SF Leather 2007 Travis Creston, owner of Crash Nightclub Terrance Alan, and Board Members Carol Queen, Judy Guerin, Dick Cunningham, and Yoseñio V. Lewis to meet & mingle with staff and supporters of Woodhull Freedom Foundation. Featuring sexy entertainment by the most delicious local talent: Burlesque star Lady Monster; Comedian Amor Cubano (a.k.a. Barbarita Perales); Mike West and Rope Burn! (high-intensity Japanese-style bondage performance); erotic writers Gina DeVries, Mollena Williams, and MC Carol Queen; and more, including lots of sex-positive inspiration! Our special guest: America's porn sweetheart, Nina Hartley! Come support Woodhull's mission and learn what YOU can do to ensure that sexual freedom is available to all! Where & When: Crash Nightclub, 34 Mason Street near Market in San Francisco on Sunday, July 22, 2-4pm Admission: $60 (includes tea dance afterwards) includes a free one-year membership to the Woodhull Freedom Foundation. Followed by: Tea Dance Dance the afternoon away at the luxurious Crash Nightclub, featuring 6 beautiful VIP Areas, 3 Dance Floors, Rooftop & Indoor Smoking Lounges and 2 VIP Hot tub areas. With DJ Russ Nordmeyer. Where & When: Crash Nightclub, Sunday, July 22, from 4pm-7pm Cost of tea dance only: $20 R.S.V.P. for either event: email woodhullsfbayarea@woodhullfoundation.org or phone 415.281.9445 The Woodhull Freedom Foundation works in partnership with activists, advocacy organizations and coalitions across the United States fighting the political, social and economic forces driving and expanding sexual repression. Believing in each individual's unique sexuality as a positive personal, social and moral value, Woodhull envisions a world where all individuals are free to engage in consensual sexual expression without external intervention. http://www.woodhullfoundation.org/SexPolitics/default.aspx Crash: http://www.crashnightclub.com/

 
07/20/2007 09:00 PM - Vaudeville a la Mode

Oakland, California
US
Cost:$6.00
Description:At The Uptown Bar Monthly event featuring bands, artwork, burlesque, comedy and general clowning around. FREE FOOD!!!

 
07/14/2007 08:00 PM - Carol Queen`s 50th Birthday Party
Good Vibrations on Valencia Street @ 17th Street
San Francisco, California 94110
US
Cost:FREE
Description:I will be performing a special one-time only burlesque routine dedicated to Carol Queen to help her celebrate her 50th birthday!! Thank you Carol for asking me to perform.


06/29/2007 09:00 PM -
NEW BOMB TURKS at the Ravari Room

2661 N. High Street, Columbus, OH

I got to perform just before their encore at this amazing reunion gig.  Thanks boys!


In a tribute to the late Heather (RevaLucien) MacAllister


Fat Bottom Revue will be having a reunion performance


Saturday, June 23rd:  The Dyke March Main Stage. 


Dolores Park. 


Performances begin: 3:00PM. 


Dyke March begins: 7:00PM



June 21 at the Rickshaw Stop

Girlesque Burlesque



 Little Minsky's

Club Deluxe (on Haight @ Ashbury)
Thursday, June 14th
Show starts @ 10PM
$5 admission (21+ only)
 
Burlesque and Variety Acts
.....OTHER PERFORMERS TO BE ANNOUNCED.....
will be performing our duet again.
DON'T MISS IT!!
 

Saturday, May 19th

Chez Badunkadun

The Cat Club at 1190 Folsom Street @ 8th Street.

Doors at 10:00PM

$6 bucks, bring your singles (21+ Only)

Lap Dances, Strip Tease, POLE action, and BURLESQUE!

 

Friday, May 18
Little Minsky's and Sparkly Devil present: An Exotic World Benefit!
Club Deluxe, 1511 Haight @ Ashbury, San Francisco
9 pm, $10


Featuring an all-star SF lineup! Please come help us raise funds for the venerable Exotic World Burlesque Museum, the world's only museum of burlesque! Having finally left Helendale for the glitz and glitter of Las Vegas, the museum is working towards a permanent home and needs your help! Additionally, we're raising money to help fabulous living legend of burlesque Miss Toni Elling get out to the Miss Exotic World Pageant in Vegas in June! 100% of all proceeds for this show go towards Exotic World and Miss Elling's plane fare.

Starring:

Surreal vaudeville and cabaret artist, The Indra
Everyone's favorite ivory tickler, Kitten on the Keys
Red hot salsa sensations The Hot Pink Feathers
A timeless beauty, The Flying Fox
The tiny but mighty Mariel a la Mode
Choreographed cuteness times two: The Scenic Sisters
Straight from London, de lovely Delilah
The busty, badass Lady Monster
Motor City transplant Sparkly Devil
Your favorite burlesque cheerleaders, The Cock T's
The alluring and arresting Alotta Boutte
And everybody's favorite straw-hat wearin' wiseguy, MC Kingfish of the Hubba Hubba Revue!


Plus more scintillating acts TBA! We'll also have a raffle for fabulous prizes straight from Exotic World!

Read more about the fabulous Miss Toni Elling here:
www.metrotimes.com/editorial/story.asp?id=8034

And learn more about Exotic World, the world's only burlesque museum, here:
www.exoticworldusa.org

A Sparkly Devil/Little Minsky's Production!


 
 
I will be modeling for your sketchy pleasures at
399 9th Street (@ Harrison), San Francisco
from 4-7pm.  $10 at the door.
Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School is a burlesque-influenced figure drawing salon that occurs twice-monthly at locations worldwide. Founded in 2005 in New York by ill-disciplined inkster Molly Crabapple and spreading like a bad case of the oh-la-la's to London, LaLaLand and points beyond, Dr. Sketchy's is what happens when Cabaret meets art school, with drinking and drawing contests, retro-porno giveaways, slutty jazz music and wicked dancing to tart things up a bit.
 
 
 
Club Deluxe (on Haight @ Ashbury)
Thursday, May 10th
Show starts @ 10PM
$5 admission (21+ only)
 
Burlesque and Variety Acts
.....OTHER PERFORMERS TO BE ANNOUNCED.....
COME AND CELEBRATE TWO YEARS OF BURLESQUE!!
Yes, it will mark two years of burlesque dancing for me
and, for Little Minsky shows.  Congratulations Douglas and Margo!!
 
Porn Star Karaoke, Rock & Roll Show
 
917 Folsom Street @ 5th Street
Cost: $20.00
EARLY show 6:00 - 10:00PM
Live Auction with MC Fudgie Frottage
Performers include:
 
 
All That Flab
Big Moves' annual showcase
1310 Mission St. (near 9th)
April 27th and 28th (Friday and Saturday)
8:00PM

Big Moves presents: All That Flab

$13 advance $15-$25 at the door ($10-$20 for CounterPULSE members)

Big Moves’ Phat Fly Girls, the West Coast’s premiere dance troupe for the curvaceous and confident, are filling the stage in their first Fosse-fied musical revue. Soft curves, sharp moves, and a cornucopia of guest performers make for a fat-tastic good time.

CLICK HERE FOR A FLYER FOR THE SHOW

 
 
 

HOT PINK FEATHERS Presents....

Hot Pink Feathers & Friends Dance Recital

 

April 13 & 14 (Friday & Saturday)

Shotwell Studios

3252 A 19th St
San Francisco, California 94114

Cost: TBA


Hot Pink Feathers debut new work at a dance recital themed show.

Also featuring a host of the friends of HPF: 

Electrikat
Vonya & Packard
Miss Banana Peel as MC and more!!!!!
 
 
 

Friday, March 16th at 9PM

 

MC’d by Comedy Central’s John C

 

Musical Offerings by:

The Girlfriend Experience

Machinegreen (Chico)

Wire Graffitti

Dave Dalton, the Pastor of Cell Block 5

 

Art on display by:

Heather Weitman, Moxie and MORE

 

Burlesque performances by:
The Cock T’s

Lady Monster

 

Food, drink, fun and much much more!
Vaudeville al la Mode! is a monthly neo-Vaudevillian arts and entertainment EXTRAVAGANZA for the East Bay's arts/music/entertainment community and its patrons.

Where: The Uptown (1928 Telegraph Ave. Oakland, CA 94612)
Hosted by:
The Girlfriend Experience
Featuring: underground/independent live music, comedy, art, entertainers of all sorts, food, drink and more fun than you can have in the back seat of an Edsel.

...all for just $6!

 

THE HAUTE HOUSE BURLESQUE REVUE: PAJAMA PARTY!

 

Thursday, January 18, 2007

9:00 PM

Annie's Social Club

917 Folsom St @ 5th, San Francisco

Cost: $8-12

21+ ONLY

Baby, it may be cold outside, but we're heating things up this January by throwing a Pajama Party.

 

Whether you show up in your long-johns or lingerie, it's guaranteed to be a hot toddy of an evening that will keep you up past your bedtime!

 

BOTTOMS UP! BURLESQUE:

Bombshell Betty, Lily LeRouge, Sweet Cheeks, Mynx D'Meanor, Ophelia Coeur de Noir, Banana Peel, Coconuts

 

Live musical accompaniment by

LUCIFER's STRIP CLUB BAND!

 

Catch Burlesquercise students in action with

BOMBSHELL BETTY's "BURLESQUETEERS!"

 

Naughty bedtime stories by

ONKEL WOLAND and the BLACK FOREST MENAGERIE


MC: ROSE PISTOLA

as Miss Goody Night Night - the Sexy Stage Fairy
 
 
Chez Badunkadun
1190 Folsom Street @ 8th Street, SF
21+ only.  $10 admission
10pm - 3am
Burlesque, strippers, pole dancers, lap dances - bring your cash!
Hosted by Fudgie Frottage and Princess Pandora
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Club Deluxe (on Haight @ Ashbury)
Thursday, October 12th
Show starts @ 10PM
$5 admission (21+ only)
 
Burlesque and Variety Acts
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MARGARET CHO
presents

The Sensuous Woman Returns!:
a new burlesque, comedy
and bellydance showcase

Tuesday, October 24 • 8pm

Performers include:

Margaret Cho

Lady Monster

Full Lineup of Performers TBA.

Proceeds from the evening, less expenses,
will be donated to "The Center for Sex and Culture."

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THESENSUOUSWOMAN.COM

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Looking Good Feeling Fab IV
Saturday, September 30th, 2006
at Harvey's
Castro & 18th Streets, San Francisco
6:30pm - 1am
 
The Official San Francisco Mama's Family Annual Breast Cancer event.
Twice every hour we'll have some of our favorite performers and we'll be auctioning off outfits off guys' backs (porn-star strip auction!!).
Get a new outfit and help us raise money for a great cause!
Last year we raised over $4000 - this year we want to raise
$5000 so we can give $1000 to each group:
 -=-=-=-click on the links to learn more about these groups=-=-=-
 
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Lady Monster as HoFly
Come to see me dance onstage with the original dirty rapper,
 
Saturday, September 9th
9PM
$10
Bob Log III and YIKES
 
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LADY MONSTER BITES INTO CONEY ISLAND
Come and see the erotic thrills of

The One, The Only, Dirty-Mind Defying Lady Monster

at her East Coast DEBUT!!

The Great Fredini and Bambi present:
Burlesque at the Beach: Red Hots Burlesque

Friday, September 1st. 

Show starts at 10:00PM

Coney Island Sideshows by the Seashore

(1208 Surf Ave, Coney Island, NY)
You can find more details (and directions) at:
http://www.coneyisland.com/burlesque.shtml

 

Come watch the fireworks after the fireworks.

Every weekend night during the summer Coney Island has fireworks.

Every Friday night Coney Island Sideshows has burlesque.

BURLESQUE AT THE BEACH!
Friday, September 1
Red Hots Burlesque!
Burlesque From Coast to Coast..And More!

This week we host performers from around the world. Kick off this holiday weekend with acts never before seen in New York!

Starring Spooky Le Strange (New Orleans ); Vivienne VaVoom (Denver); Lady Monster (San Francisco); Lux LaCroix (Hollywood); Tanya Cheex and Sauci Calla Horra(Toronto); Kaspia (Australia) and NYC's Dottie Lux and Lady Satan!
Hosted by your travel agent, Nelson Lugo.

Sideshows by the Seashore Theater
Surf Ave. and W. 12th St.
10:00PM (after the fireworks!)
Tickets $15
Get 'em in advance!

THANK YOU DOTTIE LUX!!!

 

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Margaret Cho's The Sensuous Woman

SOLD-OUT!!

Monday, August 21st at 8:00pm

940 Sutter Street, San Francisco, CA 94109
Cover charge $25,00
Purchase tickets via TicketWeb
or charge-by-phone: 1-866-468-3399
 
The Plush Room is located in the infamous York Hotel.  This hotel was featured in Hitchcock’s classic, Vertigo.
LOOK AT THIS STELLAR LINE-UP!!
Margaret Cho 
Liam Sullivan as Kelly (LA)

Please come down and support the arts.  Margaret will be donating proceeds of the event to the Women's Community Clinic of San Francisco.
 
THANK YOU MARGARET!!
 

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CANDYE KANE

Center for Sex and Culture

August 16th at 8:00PM

$15-20 sliding scale

I will be a dancing girl for some of Candye's tunes.

Come and check out one of her last Bay Area performances!

 

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Saturday, July 29th – 7:30PM doors.  Show:  8:30PM

SMUT FEST

Center for Sex and Culture

398 11th Street @ Harrison

$7 - $15, Sliding Scale, Libations and snacks provided

Burlesque, spoken word, music.

Produced by Jennifer Blowdryer and Drag Strip


Death of Burlesque! (If you have to ask...)

 

MC: Blowdryer & occasionally Fudgie


Moonshine Shorey. This full figured bartender/poet from the Bowery Poetry Club, not yet 26, spotted JT Leroy’s truck stop hustling stories as a fake the minute he scanned them, because he will tell the story of actually working in a truck stop in Vermont, in between living on a commune becoming a Mr Lower East Side runner up.

 

Kirk ReadAuthor of How I Learned to Snap, is also a peer counselor and phlebotomist at St James Infirmary, a free clinic for people whove worked in the sex industry at some point in their busy lives.


Burlesque by: Rose Pistola, The Indra and other over the top easily co-erced beauties.

 

Malcolm Hamilton is a sexy singer in a sharp suit, formerly of the bands SIR and the one man sensation Fauntleroy. He will blow your head.  Think Scott Walker with a MAC.


Lady Monster`s wit, charm and presence will rock your world. Always on the prowl, showing a sexy good time. Revealing her ample talents in a burlesque tease or bringing you to a quick sizzle with her erotic poetry. Sex is her passion and will enchant you with her fire.


Dave Dalton The Perverted Pastor, fresh from Cell Block 5, will accompany Miss Blowdryer, musically. They both date from the Mabuhay Gardens, the old SF Punk Scene, and are remarkably alive.

 

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MASTURBATOUR 2006

with Ministry, Revolting Cocks and Pitbull Daycare

 

For more information go to:

http://www.thirteenthplanet.com

 

I appeared as a "Fluffer" dancing on stage.

May 19 and 20

House of Blues - Hollywood - on the Sunset Strip

Doors: 8pm, Showtime: 9pm

Tickets: $35.00 (via TicketMaster.com)

 

May 21

House of Blues - San Diego

Doors: 8:00PM, Show: 9:00PM

Tickets: $33.00 - $35.00 (via TicketMaster.com)

 

May 23

House of Blues - Anaheim (Disneyland)

Doors: 7:00PM, Show: 8:00PM

Tickets: $33.00 - $35.00 (via TicketMaster.com)

 

May 24

Crest Theater, 1013 K Street, Sacramento

Doors: 6:30pm.  Show: 7:30pm

Tickets: $35.00 at tickets.com (1-800-225-2277)

and Crest Box Office (1-916-44-CREST)

 

July 3

The Newport Music Hall - Columbus, Ohio

Doors 7pm, Showtime: 8pm

Tickets: $25.50 in advance.  $28.00 at the door.

 

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LAS VEGAS!
May 26-28th
I will not be competing, but I will be a Living Legend Escort.
I am very honored to receive this prestigious placement.
Tickets are available via TicketWeb.

 

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El Cid, W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA
Wednesday, May 17th

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Creepshow Peepshow!
A night of shlock-horror burlesque.
 
DNA Lounge, 375 11th Street, SF
Sunday, May 7th
Doors 9pm. Show 10pm
Admission: $10 with costume.  $15 without.

Hosted by KingFish

Live Music by: Sik Luv
DJ tunes by:  Miz Margo & Hicksmokey
 
and the talents of:
Chainsaw Chubbettes
Lady Monster
The Living Dead Girls
The Scenics
Roxy Shocks
Twilight Vixen Revue
Chery Lix
R. J. Owens
The Flying Fox
Eddie Dane
Peekaboo Burlesque
and Special Mystery Guests!
 
*FREE HILLBILLY TEETH!* (while supplies last)
 

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Friday, March 24th

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My Sucky Valentine XII: Gangsters of Love

Saturday, February 11. 9pm (doors at 8pm)

Ticket Cost - $15 to $25 sliding scale (no one turned away)
The Center For Sex and Culture.  398 11th Street (@ Harrison).  SF

This is an annual benefit for San Francisco Sex Information.

Check out Charles Gatewood's retrospective exhibit at the CSC, beginning February 3rd.

 

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Madame Maraschino Presents "House of Burlesque"
Friday, January 27th
Benders at 806 S. Van Ness Ave., SF
8 Bux.  Door 9pm/ show 10pm
Featuring Burlesque Legend Isis Starr as Mistress of Ceremonies
Performances by:
Margot Montmartre, Kitten on the Keys, Simone de la Getto, Alotta Bouttй, Lady Monster, Uni and her Ukelele, The Indra, Lily Le Rouge, Cherry Lix, Velvet Siren, Ariyana la Fey, and Maid Pixie Upalot
With some smokn' tunes from the 30's, 40's, 50's...
 
Madame Maraschino Presents "House of Burlesque"
Friday, January 27th
Benders at 806 S. Van Ness Ave., SF
8 Bux.  Door 9pm/ show 10pm
Featuring Burlesque Legend Isis Starr as Mistress of Ceremonies
Performances by:
Margot Montmartre, Kitten on the Keys, Simone de la Getto, Alotta Bouttй, Lady Monster, Uni and her Ukelele, The Indra, Lily Le Rouge, Cherry Lix, Velvet Siren, Ariyana la Fey, and Maid Pixie Upalot
With some smokn' tunes from the 30's, 40's, 50's...
 

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Saturday, January 14th
Center for Sex and Culture, 398 11th Street (@ Harrison), SF
A benefit for the founder and artistic director of Big Burlesque, Heather MacAllister.
 

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Little Minsky's
Thursday, January 12th
Club Deluxe, 1511 Haight Street, SF
9:00pm - 2:00am, Show at 10:00pm.  $5, 21 and Up
BURLESQUE ACTS include:
The Scenic Sisters, The Flying Fox, Eliza Bane, Cherry Lix (of the Diamond Daggers), Sweetie le Bang (of Kitty Kitty Bang Bang), Lady Monster (of Big Burlesque)
VARIETY ACTS include:
The Mudflappers, Christopher Lux, Ms. Roxxy Roxxy w/ Robert M. - chanteuse w/ piano

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PanTease II—the CounterPULSE Burlesque Revue

Sat. Dec. 10, door @ 8:30 pm, show @ 9 pm $12-20

 

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Belle Bizarre Bazaar

Sunday, December 4
Check out this article in the New York Times.about this event.

 

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Big Boogie Nights

Milpitas, CA

Saturday, October 28th

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Exotic Erotic Ball

Cow Palace

Saturday, October 22nd

 

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In The Street Festival

Saturday, October 8, 2005

 

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TEASE-O-RAMA

The only weekend-long burlesque convention in the world.

September 30 - Oct. 2, 2005 at Bimbo's Lounge in SF.

Come and see the Fat Bottom Revue (with me!!) 

Saturday, October 1st. 

 

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Candye Kane 

and various Big Burlesque dancers at

Tio Leos Lounge, San Diego, CA

Friday, September 9, 2005

 

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Photo Shoot with Leonard Nimoy

San Diego, CA

Saturday, September 10, 2005

 

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HOT SUMMER NIGHTS with BIG BURLESQUE at THEATER RHINO

Fridays and Saturdays

August 5, 6, 12, 13, 19, 20.  8:00 PM.  TIckets are sliding scale $15-25. 

I danced on the 5th and co-MC'd on the 6th as Miss Cuchi Monster (a tribute to Charo).

 

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Candye Kane (w/ Sue Palmer)

and various Big Burlesque dancers

at the Center for Sex and Culture 

(398 11th Street @ Harrison) 

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Dyke March After-Party 

for SWOP-USA and SPREAD Magazine

Saturday, June 25, 2005.  $10.00

at the Center for Sex and Culture 

(398 11th Street @ Harrison)

http://www.dykemarch.org/SFO/index.html

 

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Big Burlesque at the Dark Room Theater 

at 2263 Mission Street (between 18th & 19th)

July 1st and 2nd (Friday and Saturday).  8-10pm

 

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The Original Fat Bottom Revue  (touring aspect of Big Burlesque) had a recent photo shoot with Leonard Nimoy.  There are several recent mentions in the press including the April 4, 2005 issue of Time magazine (page 79), New Yorker Magazine and in the New York Press' gossip column.