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Upcoming Burlesque Performances:
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Recent Burlesque
Performances
Club Deluxe (on Haight
@ Ashbury)
Thursday, June
14th
Show starts @ 10PM
$5 admission (21+ only)
Burlesque and Variety
Acts
.....OTHER PERFORMERS TO BE ANNOUNCED.....
will be performing our duet again.
DON'T MISS IT!!
Saturday, May 19th
Chez Badunkadun
The Cat Club at 1190 Folsom Street @ 8th Street.
Doors at 10:00PM
$6 bucks, bring your singles (21+ Only)
Lap Dances, Strip Tease, POLE action, and BURLESQUE!
Friday, May 18 Little Minsky's and Sparkly Devil present:
An Exotic World Benefit! Club Deluxe, 1511 Haight @ Ashbury, San Francisco 9 pm, $10
Featuring an all-star SF lineup! Please come help us raise funds for the venerable Exotic World Burlesque Museum, the world's only museum of burlesque! Having finally left Helendale
for the glitz and glitter of Las Vegas, the museum is working towards a permanent home and needs your help! Additionally,
we're raising money to help fabulous living legend of burlesque Miss Toni Elling get out to the Miss Exotic World Pageant
in Vegas in June! 100% of all proceeds for this show go towards Exotic World and Miss Elling's plane fare.
Starring:
Surreal vaudeville and cabaret artist, The Indra Everyone's favorite ivory tickler, Kitten on the Keys Red hot salsa sensations The Hot Pink Feathers A timeless beauty, The Flying Fox The tiny but mighty Mariel a la Mode Choreographed cuteness times two: The Scenic Sisters Straight from London, de lovely Delilah The busty, badass Lady Monster Motor City transplant Sparkly Devil Your favorite burlesque cheerleaders, The Cock T's The alluring and arresting Alotta Boutte And everybody's favorite straw-hat wearin' wiseguy, MC Kingfish of
the Hubba Hubba Revue!
Plus
more scintillating acts TBA! We'll also have a raffle for fabulous prizes straight from Exotic World!
Read more about
the fabulous Miss Toni Elling here: www.metrotimes.com/editorial/story.asp?id=8034
And learn more about Exotic World, the world's only burlesque
museum, here: www.exoticworldusa.org
A Sparkly Devil/Little Minsky's Production!
Miss
Toni Elling, back in the day:


Miss
Elling, today:
 Photo by Cybelle Codish
I will be modeling for your sketchy
pleasures at
399 9th Street (@ Harrison), San Francisco
from 4-7pm. $10 at the door.
Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School is a
burlesque-influenced figure drawing salon that occurs twice-monthly at locations worldwide. Founded in 2005 in New York by
ill-disciplined inkster Molly Crabapple and spreading like a bad case of the oh-la-la's to London, LaLaLand and points beyond, Dr. Sketchy's is
what happens when Cabaret meets art school, with drinking and drawing contests, retro-porno giveaways, slutty jazz music and
wicked dancing to tart things up a bit.
Club Deluxe (on Haight @ Ashbury)
Thursday, May 10th
Show starts @ 10PM
$5 admission (21+ only)
Burlesque and Variety Acts
.....OTHER PERFORMERS TO BE ANNOUNCED.....
COME AND CELEBRATE TWO YEARS OF BURLESQUE!!
Yes, it will mark two years of burlesque dancing for me
and, for Little Minsky shows. Congratulations Douglas and Margo!!
Porn Star Karaoke, Rock & Roll Show
917 Folsom Street @ 5th Street
Cost: $20.00
EARLY show 6:00 - 10:00PM
Performers include:
All That Flab
1310 Mission St. (near 9th)
April 27th and 28th (Friday and Saturday)
8:00PM
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Big Moves presents: All That Flab |
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$13 advance $15-$25 at the door ($10-$20 for CounterPULSE members)
Big Moves’ Phat Fly Girls, the West Coast’s premiere
dance troupe for the curvaceous and confident, are filling the stage in their first Fosse-fied musical revue. Soft curves,
sharp moves, and a cornucopia of guest performers make for a fat-tastic good time.
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April 13 & 14 (Friday & Saturday)
Shotwell Studios
3252 A 19th St San Francisco, California 94114 Cost: TBA
Hot Pink Feathers debut new work at a dance recital themed show.
Also featuring a host of the friends of HPF: Electrikat
Vonya & Packard
Friday, March 16th
at 9PM
MC’d by Comedy Central’s
John
C
Musical Offerings by:
The
Girlfriend Experience
Machinegreen (Chico)
Wire
Graffitti
Dave
Dalton, the Pastor of Cell Block 5
Art on display by:
Heather
Weitman, Moxie and MORE
Burlesque performances by: The
Cock T’s
Lady
Monster
Food, drink, fun and much much more!
Vaudeville al la Mode! is a monthly neo-Vaudevillian arts and entertainment EXTRAVAGANZA
for the East Bay's arts/music/entertainment community and its patrons.
Where: The Uptown (1928 Telegraph Ave. Oakland, CA 94612) Hosted by: The Girlfriend Experience Featuring: underground/independent live music, comedy, art, entertainers of all sorts,
food, drink and more fun than you can have in the back seat of an Edsel.
...all for just $6! 
THE HAUTE HOUSE BURLESQUE REVUE: PAJAMA
PARTY!
Thursday, January 18, 2007
9:00 PM
Annie's Social Club
917 Folsom St @ 5th, San Francisco
Cost: $8-12
21+ ONLY
Baby, it may be cold outside, but we're heating things
up this January by throwing a Pajama Party.
Whether you show up in your long-johns or lingerie, it's
guaranteed to be a hot toddy of an evening that will keep you up past your bedtime!
BOTTOMS UP! BURLESQUE:
Bombshell Betty, Lily LeRouge, Sweet Cheeks, Mynx D'Meanor,
Ophelia Coeur de Noir, Banana Peel, Coconuts
Live musical accompaniment by
LUCIFER's STRIP CLUB BAND!
Catch Burlesquercise students in action with
BOMBSHELL BETTY's "BURLESQUETEERS!"
Naughty bedtime stories by
ONKEL WOLAND and the BLACK FOREST MENAGERIE
MC: ROSE PISTOLA
as Miss Goody Night Night - the Sexy Stage Fairy
Chez Badunkadun
1190 Folsom Street @ 8th Street, SF
21+ only. $10 admission
10pm - 3am
Burlesque, strippers, pole dancers, lap dances - bring your cash!
Hosted by Fudgie Frottage
and Princess Pandora
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Club Deluxe (on Haight @ Ashbury)
Thursday, October 12th
Show starts @ 10PM
$5 admission (21+ only)
Burlesque and Variety Acts
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Looking Good Feeling Fab IV Saturday, September 30th, 2006 at Harvey's Castro & 18th Streets, San Francisco
6:30pm - 1am
The Official San Francisco Mama's Family Annual Breast Cancer
event.
Twice every hour we'll have some of our favorite performers
and we'll be auctioning off outfits off guys' backs (porn-star strip auction!!).
Get a new outfit and help us raise money for a great cause! Last
year we raised over $4000 - this year we want to raise
$5000 so we can give $1000 to each group: -=-=-=-click
on the links to learn more about these groups=-=-=-
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Lady Monster as HoFly
Come to see me dance onstage with the original dirty rapper,
Saturday, September 9th
9PM
$10
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LADY MONSTER BITES INTO CONEY ISLAND Come and see the erotic thrills of
The One, The Only, Dirty-Mind Defying Lady Monster
at her East Coast DEBUT!!
The
Great Fredini and Bambi present: Burlesque at the Beach: Red Hots Burlesque
Friday, September 1st.
Show
starts at 10:00PM
Coney Island Sideshows by
the Seashore
(1208
Surf Ave, Coney Island, NY) You can find more details (and directions) at: http://www.coneyisland.com/burlesque.shtml
Come
watch the fireworks after the fireworks.
Every
weekend night during the summer Coney Island has fireworks.
Every
Friday night Coney Island Sideshows has burlesque.
BURLESQUE AT THE BEACH! Friday, September 1 Red Hots
Burlesque! Burlesque From Coast
to Coast..And More!
 This week we host
performers from around the world. Kick off this holiday weekend with acts never before seen in New York!
Starring Spooky Le Strange
(New Orleans ); Vivienne VaVoom (Denver); Lady Monster (San Francisco); Lux LaCroix
(Hollywood); Tanya Cheex and Sauci Calla Horra(Toronto); Kaspia (Australia)
and NYC's Dottie Lux and Lady Satan! Hosted by your travel agent, Nelson Lugo.
Sideshows by the Seashore
Theater Surf Ave. and W. 12th St. 10:00PM (after the fireworks!) Tickets $15 Get 'em in advance!
THANK
YOU DOTTIE LUX!!!
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Margaret Cho's The Sensuous Woman
SOLD-OUT!!
Monday, August 21st at 8:00pm
940 Sutter Street, San Francisco, CA
94109
Cover charge $25,00
or charge-by-phone:
1-866-468-3399
The Plush Room is located
in the infamous York Hotel. This hotel was featured in Hitchcock’s classic,
Vertigo.
Liam Sullivan as Kelly (LA)
Please come down and support the arts. Margaret will
be donating proceeds of the event to the Women's Community Clinic of San Francisco.
THANK
YOU MARGARET!!
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CANDYE KANE
Center for Sex and Culture
August
16th at 8:00PM
$15-20
sliding scale
I will
be a dancing girl for some of Candye's tunes.
Come
and check out one of her last Bay Area performances!
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Saturday, July 29th
– 7:30PM doors. Show: 8:30PM
SMUT FEST
Center for Sex and Culture
398 11th Street
@ Harrison
$7 - $15, Sliding Scale, Libations and snacks provided
Burlesque, spoken word,
music.
Produced by Jennifer Blowdryer
and Drag Strip
Death of Burlesque! (If you have to ask...)
MC: Blowdryer & occasionally Fudgie
Moonshine Shorey. This full figured bartender/poet from the Bowery Poetry Club,
not yet 26, spotted JT Leroy’s truck stop hustling stories as a fake the minute he scanned them, because he will tell
the story of actually working in a truck stop in Vermont, in between living on a commune becoming a Mr Lower East Side runner
up.
Kirk Read. Author of How I Learned to Snap, is also a peer counselor
and phlebotomist at St James Infirmary, a free clinic for people whove worked in the sex industry at some point in their busy
lives.
Burlesque
by: Rose Pistola, The Indra and other over the top easily co-erced beauties.
Malcolm Hamilton is a sexy singer in a sharp suit, formerly of the bands SIR and the one man sensation
Fauntleroy. He will blow your head. Think Scott Walker with a MAC.
Lady Monster`s wit, charm and presence will rock your world.
Always on the prowl, showing a sexy good time. Revealing her ample talents in a burlesque tease or bringing you to a quick
sizzle with her erotic poetry. Sex is her passion and will enchant you with her fire.
Dave Dalton The Perverted Pastor, fresh from Cell Block 5, will accompany Miss Blowdryer, musically. They both date
from the Mabuhay Gardens, the old SF Punk Scene, and are remarkably alive.
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