"You want to bring back "The Sentinel"? We canceled that series twice already!" The executive tossed the unread script proposal back at the producer.

"This time we want to admit that the main characters are gay men." The producer pressed on.

"On this network? Are you kidding?"

"Our network is the only network left without a gay character. Even the religious channels have gay ministries."

"Who will we get to write this?"

"I have just the team. They have experience with the characters."

"What about the explosions and car chases."

"I'm sure we can work in a few of those."

"But no hugs."

"This is a show about gay men, sir. They have to touch each other. They will even kiss on the mouth."

"The sponsors won't stand for that."

"The sponsors would like for us to show them actually in bed having sex, but since this isn't Showtime or HBO, we have to settle for hugs and kisses on camera and as much innuendo about the bedroom as we can fit into the crime fighting."

"Things have changed since the Gay Agenda hit Hollywood."