Past Updates


October 27, 1999: This month I've added 42 limericks to the Naughty category, 14 limericks to the Nice category, and 11 poems to the Not Quite category.

I'm featuring a new book, Limericks for Lechers, in the Loony Limericks Book Store. All sales are handled by Amazon.com®, but when you buy stuff through this web site, I get a piece of the action too.

Here's a great new feature: Loony Limericks mail! You can sign up for a FREE e-mail account @loonies.zzn.com. If you already signed up, scroll down this page to login.

October 2, 1999: The new and improved Search Feature is handled by Netmind. Give this a try if you're looking for a certain limerick or thinking of submitting a new limerick.

September 27, 1999: My ISP gave me a lot of trouble in August, so that's why I missed a month of updates. But I'm back now! I've added 56 limericks to the Naughty category, 32 limericks to the Nice category, and 11 poems to the Not Quite category.

The Loony Limericks Book Store now features a nice selection of games. Remember, you can search for books, music, videos, electronics, and toys all from the search box at the Loony Limericks Book Store!

July 24, 1999: Loony Limericks turned 3 years old this month. I've added 27 limericks to the Naughty category, 17 limericks to the Nice category, and 12 poems to the Not Quite category.

You can still read the Mass Limerick page, but you can no longer add to it. Webjump changed their policy about the type of scripts allowed. I will be searching for a new host for this feature.

June 13, 1999: This month I've added 14 limericks to the Naughty category, 30 limericks to the Nice category, and 11 poems to the Not Quite category.

I'm trying to solve a few problems with the Mass Limerick. I hope to get it working again this week.

May 15, 1999: I'm back from vacation and finally all rested! I've added 25 limericks to the Naughty category, 52 limericks to the Nice category, and 8 poems to the Not Quite category.

The Loony Limericks Book Store has a new selection of humor books! All sales go through Amazon.com® and help keep this web site going!

April 11, 1999: I found a new host for the Mass Limerick. The new URL is http://mass_limerick.tripod.com/. Most of the old mass limericks were lost. Sorry. But I'm sure we'll create even better ones.

I will be on vacation from May 1 to May 7, so the next update may not be until mid May.

April 5, 1999: This month I've added 31 limericks to the Naughty category, and 50 limericks to the Nice category. I'm afraid that Fiberia.com has deleted the Mass Limerick without warning or explanation. If I find another free web space provider that allows me to run my own CGI, I'll get the Mass Limerick back up and running.

March 3, 1999: This month I've added 32 limericks to the Naughty category, 35 limericks to the Nice category, and 1 poem to the Not Quite category.

Have a happy St. Patrick's Day!

February 2, 1999: This month I've added 27 limericks to the Naughty category, 45 limericks (WOW!) to the Nice category, and 4 poems to the Not Quite category.

The Loony Limericks Book Store now features 10 hot humor titles -- the latest and greatest chuckle-packed books available from Amazon.com®.

January 2, 1999: Happy New Year! This month I've added 24 limericks to the Naughty category, 16 limericks to the Nice category, and 9 poems to the Not Quite category.

November 28, 1998: I've posted the December update a few days early since I will be busy in the coming weeks.

I've added 28 limericks to the Naughty category, 25 limericks to the Nice category, and 1 poem to the Not Quite category.

In addition to the limericks, I've created a Christmas Greeting for all my friends and web site visitors.

The Loony Limericks Book Store has a few Christmas gift ideas including the Titanic video and the Star Wars Encyclopedia. Of course, I'm still featuring a big selection of limerick books. All sales go through Amazon.com® and help keep this site going!

November 1, 1998: I have lots of updates this month! I've added 26 limericks to the Naughty category, 24 limericks to the Nice category, and 6 poems to the Not Quite category. The newest limericks are on the last page of each category.

The Loony Limericks Book Store now features Amazon.com's top 10 bestselling paperback fiction. The list is updated weekly, so don't forget to check back often.

The Mass Loony Limerick experienced a few problems last week, but I think I solved everything.

The search page is using Hotbot again. You now have the option to search the individual categories instead of the entire site.

October 8, 1998: I've added a few new books to the Loony Limericks Book Store. For the adults, I've added Nothing Risque, Nothing Gained, and for the kids, I've added The Hopeful Trout and Other Limericks. For the next few weeks, I'm also featuring the Starr Report and Clinton's video testimony. Click here to see the complete list of books.

I received a bunch of limericks in the last month! I've added 23 limericks to the Naughty category, 7 limericks to the Nice category, and 4 poems to the Not Quite category. The newest limericks are on the last page of each category.

Over the next few days, I'll be selecting more limericks to add to the Favorites category. I planned on updating that section tonight, but it's 2AM and time for me to go to bed.

September 20, 1998: I finally added a feature I've been wanting to add for a long time. I call it a Mass Loony Limerick. Anybody can add a line. Try it now, and if you find any problems let me know.

September 11, 1998: This month I've added 8 limericks to the Nice category, 20 limericks to the Naughty category, and 4 poems to the Not Quite category. I've also added a few new links.

If you want to bookmark this site, you might want to use http://surf.to/limericks. It points right to this same site, but should always work even if I change my internet service provider.

August 10, 1998: This month I've added 15 limericks to the Nice category, and 22 limericks to the Naughty category. Don't forget to check out my new Book Store.

July 27, 1998: Check out my list of Highly Recommended Books of Limericks. You can conveniently order these books through Amazon.com.

In other news, I replaced the Hotbot search feature with Infoseek. Searches are limited to Loony Limericks, so you can find the limerick you are looking for.

I'll be posting more limericks in about two weeks!

July 9, 1998: Loony Limericks turned two years old yesterday, and I turned 29 today, so happy birthday to both of us! This month I've added 8 limericks to the Nice category, 18 limericks to the Naughty category, and 4 poems to the Not Quite category. Hope you enjoy them!

June 15, 1998: I've added 20 limericks to the Nice category, 18 limericks to the Naughty category, and 5 poems to the Not Quite category. I've also updated the Links page. The Hotbot search feature doesn't seem to work any more. It no longer limits the searches to Loony Limericks. I'm looking into either fixing this or finding a better service.

May 14, 1998: I've added 17 limericks to the Nice category, 7 limericks to the Naughty category, and 2 poems to the Not Quite category. I will be gone May 19-26, and I will not be able to answer any e-mail during that time.

April 28, 1998: I've added 8 limericks to the Nice category, and 9 limericks to the Naughty category. At this moment, there are no limericks left in my mail box, so I'm finally all caught up! If you sent me anything, and it still hasn't been listed, you'll have to send it again. I'm hoping to update this site at least once a month from now on.

April 21, 1998: You can now search for limericks using the Hotbot search engine. If you don't find your favorite limerick, you can use the add limerick form to send it to me.

April 19, 1998: In the past week I've added about 75 limericks to the Nice category, about 50 limericks to the Naughty category, and about seven "things" to the Not Quite category. To see the newest limericks, go to the last page of the category.

I notice that some people who send me limericks need a reminder about what a limerick is. Here's a very simple explanation:

You can find a more detailed (and very interesting) explanation here.

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