Submitted By: Ajoy Bhattacharya
Julius Caesar, was a roman leader
Who put his balls in an orange squeezer
the bums went bang, his balls went clang
and that was the end of the roman gang!
Submitted By: jon
I've shit in England
I've shit in france
before i'd shit here
i'd shit my pants
Submitted By: james
If i was a dog,
and you was a flower,
i would lift my leg,
and give you a shower
Submitted By: Geo. Lewis Avery
Here is one for Memorial Day ... A long time ago my Dad recited these
first four lines from a poem he had once read while he was serving in South Africa
during WWII.
The boy stood on the burning deck
Eating peanuts by the peck
The flames swept in and licked his chin
But still he rolled those Goobers in
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And we'd best not forget him ... by heck!
Submitted By: Your Web Form
Hamburger Helper
Hamburger Helper is my favorite food.
I like it hot or cold.
In fact, I like it ANYWAY,
Except when it's covered with mold.
Submitted By: becky
life's a waste of time
time's a waste of life
so get wasted all the time
and you'll have the time of your life.
Submitted By: Lee Sharkey
Pepsi, Pepsi went to town,
Cola-Cola shot him down.
Dr Pepper fixed him up,
And then they all drank 7-UP!
Submitted By: Ron Wax
Math can be a bit of a bore
Said Newton some summers before;
But these fluxions I have invented
Can take gravity as strongly intended
Until someone takes flight
Equates gravity to light
And my theory is finally recinded.
Submitted By: s1leNtcer
There was a boy who swim's at his favorite pool
The people there think he was a fool
And then one day he fell at the place
And then landed on his face
And that day onwards he started to drool.
Submitted By: Les
The boy stood on the burning deck,
his body all a quiver.
He gave a cough, his leg flew off
and floated down the river.
Submitted By: Les
The boy stood on the burning deck,
with TNT and Scallops.
One fell down his trouser leg,
and blew away his bollocks.
Submitted By: Jaime
Kitten
nice, and playful
like to cuddle a lot
also like to eat very much
Loving
Submitted By: Texas Messer
There was a man named George W. Bush
Who lived in a tin can by a bush
he farted too good
After eating Mexican food
And said,"Don't mess with Texas, and marijuana is legalized."
Loony Limericks / webmaster@loonies.zzn.com / revised February 2001