Nice Limericks

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Submitted By: jason
YO my name is jase
i listen to mase
bad boy entertainment rules
if you dont listen to it your all fools
so just go and tie your shoe lace

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Submitted By: Luisa Miccihe
There once was a woman called Tony
Who ate lots of steamed macaroni
She got quite fat
But she didn't mind that
Cos she bounced when she fell off her pony

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Submitted By: Emily Barrett
We know this boy named Tom
Who thinks that he's the bomb
He can sometimes be cool
Or treat you like a fool
Gee, we feel bad for his mom!

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Submitted By: David Myers
There once was a girl in the loo
Afraid of her love anew...
So she packed up her books
Birds, fish and good looks
And moved away to Long Sault.

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Submitted By: Anne
Once it was snowing outside.
I said, "I think I'll go slide."
Out on the ice,
I saw some mice,
And screaming, ran back inside.

Here's another one:

There once was a man named Hink.
Who really loved the color pink.
He was out all day,
Got in everyone's way,
And looked at me with a wink.

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Submitted By: LIL T
There once was a girl named Katie
Who looked like she was from Haiti
She looked very foreign
Now this limerick's borin
Now hoist up the sails, matie.

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Submitted By: Buglyo Gergely
Old man Edward was given his wage,
but he was displeased and ate it with rage.
"What are you doing?"
- said someone, argueing
that hot sauce would do for one of his age.

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Submitted By: Christina landry
There once was a rabbit named Piper
Who was very hiper
had fuzzy hair
leaped in the air
that was my rabbit piper

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Submitted By: kerryl long
there once was a girl named Ms.twinkie
who wore a ring on her pinky
It's colors red and blue
made to match her shoe
when she danced the Rinky Dinky

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Submitted By: A
There once was a girl named Andy
She drank lots of brandy
she got drunk
and smelled like a skunk
And Andy never again touched brandy

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Submitted By: A
There once was a lady who lived in New York,
She was a very big dork.
She thought she was a star,
Becuase she had a car.
And every night for dinner she ate pork.

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Submitted By: Al
There once was a lady named Fran,
For breakfast she ate lots of bran.
Then one day,
She met a girl named Fay,
And together they ate from a can.

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Submitted By: Beki Smith
There was an old man from stock,
Who got rather a shock
He woke up one day
And to his dismay
His feet were simply ICE BLOCKS!

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Submitted By: Heather Stevenson
There was an old man called Goggleyes
Who did so like to eat the pies,
All he did was intrude,
And stuff his face with our food
And tell his great whopping lies.

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Submitted By: Diane Clark
A friend must be patient you see
Whether it is a her or a he
So if you're in a chat
Just remember that
This friend you have found in me

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Submitted By: Mrs. Nash's Second Grade Class
There was a woman from Spain,
And she was completely insane.
He turned into a skunk,
And she totally stunk,
And then she rode on a train.

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Submitted By: Your Web Form
There once was a guy named Dan
He thought that he was the man
He went to a dance
And peed in his pants
Now he hangs out by the fan

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Submitted By: Big Guy
There once was a man named Bob
Who decided to join the mob
He worked hard all day
But never got pay and that's why he decided to rob

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Submitted By: LouCona
There once was a gambling gent,
who found this apartment to rent
He reached for his dough,
But had nothing to show
The money he needed was spent.

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Submitted By: james
There once was boy named Shane
he parked in a fire lane
his car got towed
he was really P.O.ed
and he is insane

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Submitted By: lilc
There once was a movie
it was very groovey
about a comical man
who burned off his hand
and turned his dog into a smoothie!! HAHA

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Submitted By: Ronald Wax
a limerick by Matilda is neater
since she reponds by commutative meter;
she ducks into the fray
in an associative way
until someone finds out how to delete her.

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Submitted By: HELEN GREENO
There once was a girl named Helen
Who loved to eat watermelon
She choked on a seed
And could not succeed
But then she kept on eating the melons.

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Submitted By: Kelli Heath
There once was a girl named Kelli,
who had a friend named Shelly,
They went to the mall,
To meet their friend Paul,
And buy him sixteen jars of jelly.

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Submitted By: Samantha Aragon
There once was a girl named Sam
Who did not eat roast beef and ham
She ate a green apple
Then drank some snapple
Some say she eats like a lamb.

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