Submitted By: J. Clifford
There once was a girl named Rachel
who lacked discernment in all things spatial
She slept on a broom
and had a spoon for a room
and with delight, deemed her palace palatial
Submitted By: J. Clifford
There once was a girl from Burma
Who went by the name of Irma
She loved the desert air
It was good for her hair
But bad for her epiderma
Submitted By: leelee
There was a young lady named Rhonda
Who sped around in her Honda.
While trying to pass,
She ran out of gas
And now her poor Honda is gonda.
Submitted By: Paul Grein
There once was lady named Myrtle
Who sat on the back of a turtle,
We heard her laugh and scream
While she broke every seam
In her beautiful, hand-sewn girdle!
Submitted By: David
We've a major-league president, Bill,
With a pitch for which players would kill.
'Cause he reaches first base
At a breathtaking pace
And can score standing perfectly still.
Submitted By: Paul London
A young couple from Tobago set sail
After dining on seabird quite stale
The sea it was rough,
the bird it was tough
So it all ended up in a pail
Submitted By: carla
There once was a young lad named Bill
Who tripped and then rolled down a hill
He rolled over and over
And flattened poor Rover
So poor Rover is now Road Kill
Submitted By: rodney j.
There once was a boy named Kenny
he said I had a twinkie too many
we started to scrap
he got slapped
and the next day I saw him at J.C.Penney
Submitted By: Robin Williams
There once was a guy from the Goulds
Who thought they all were fools
He moved away
for a year and a day
And started a job making stools
Submitted By: Robin Williams
There once was a guy from Shang Hai
Who poked someone in the eye
The guy who got poked
Got really provoked
Too bad he was only knee high
Submitted By: Tigger
There once was a flower outside
some little brat picked it and died
now everyone is sad
because the boy was bad
sad that the boy was led a snide
Submitted By: Spencer T.
A limerick by Spencer T., age 8
There once was a boy named Jack
Who had a great big sack
He carried each day
in the month of May
and in June he had a sore back
Submitted By: Laura Wilson
"Now remember," said Grandma to kitten,
"I don't want to catch you a-fishin'!"
But I have inferred
Kitty heard not a word,
For she got paw & tail quite shark-bitten!
Submitted By: Jon O'Hara
There was an old lady from Spain,
Who got her foot stuck in a drain,
She let out a yelp,
as she called for help,
but ended up crying in pain.
Submitted By: Sarah s
There once was a man from North Bay
Who was making explosives one day
He dropped his cigar
In the gun powder Jar
There once WAS a man from North Bay
Submitted By: Raphael Darius
There once was the duchess of Devon
Who was the dukes wife no. 7.
Soon he preferred the scent
Of the princess of Kent
And sent No. 7 to heaven.
Loony Limericks / webmaster@loonies.zzn.com / revised January 1999