Groat: Golden Castle Coins that are collected and fondled by the Esteemed Royal Treasurer when unnecessarily foul language is used in the Castle. All proceeds are used to fund Castle Parties and other necessities (i.e. Staci's ammo and Sime's shoes and Sooz's..um, what *did* we buy for Sooz?)
Mickey Damnit: Mickey is The Outsider from 'Watchers'. He is a much loved member of the Castle, even if we do have to keep him trimmed quite often. His favorite place is under the covers with Sir Sweet at Staci's house.
Gizmo: He's our very own Computer Gremlin. A real pain at times. Our Wizard tries to keep him under control. The Honorable Left and Right Gargoyles also keep a close eye out for him. He's tricky.
Chuff: A meaningful exhalation of canine breath, somewhere between a soundless bark (no vocal chords involved) and a cough. Often accompanied by a rolling of canine eyes.
Negative people: Boring
Koontz Castle Standard Time (KCST): 1 hour to the left of GMT.