
There's so much more to share about the babies.
And plenty of photos too. So lets get on with it.
Smoke's Fur Obsession:
Smoke
has something of an obsession with all things fur. First it was the
Kissing Reindeer (though we refer to them as the kissing Moose).
As Fudgie told in his blog
Smoke developed an early obsession with the "Mooses". He, being the
more hyper and agile cat of the two, was always stealing them from the
top of the computer monitor. Joe would chase him, find him beating
on the mooses and take them away. Putting them back on
top
of the monitor only made it easier for them to get stolen again.
So they were stuck on top of the entertainment centre. At seven feet
off the ground, they should be safe there... Then Smoke developed an interest
in the small bear Lynda received with a boquet of flowers.
Now this poor bear had never done anything to offend Mr Smoke.
It sat innocently on top of the bookcase in the Master bedroom. But
it's covered in soft fur so that's good enough for Smoke. He would
bear-nap it and take it down to one of the kitty beds and play (attack)
him there. The little bear had to be rescued more than once.
Since the kitties were getting access to the bedroom from mid-November
on, we had to watch for bear-napping shenanigans on a regular basis.
After
a while Smoke decided he had to find a way to the Mooses on top of the
entertainment centre. In early December we noticed that Smoke was
doing a lot more climbing. He attempted to jump on top of the dressers
in the bedroom -- usually with disasterous results. Watches, rings
and various objects normally found on top of the dressers were scattered
on the floor. Smoke had to listen to a lot of "Smoke! GET Down!!",
with only nomimal chance of compliance. Little did we know at first
that it was merely practice to get to the top of the entertainment centre.
One weekend morning we woke to some unusual noises out in the living room.
"What are they doing out there?", we wondered. When we got up, we
found out as the mooses were on the ground and not on top of the entertainment
centre. It didn't take long before Smoke showed us his climbing style:
from the floor to the top of the stereo system, then to the top of the
TV an then reaching to the top of the bookcase and climbing the shelves
while pulling himself to the top. Once at the top, toys and mooses
were all his! Spot meanwhile, innocent kitty that he is, merely looked
on. We think he's actually the brains of the operation -- encouraging
Smoke in his naughtiness but keeping a 'paws off' policy. You'll
notice in the photo of Smoke on top of the entertainment centre that, along
with the dislodged advent calendar, the mooses have been flung to the floor
for easy retrieval later for play. And attacking!
You can see it's quite the climb. Smoke showed us a couple of times how he gets up and down from there -- and also had some fun with the poor plant up there. He loves to play with plants (which is why we have fewer and fewer of them) and managed to tip over the plant and all the water and most of the soil in it while playing up there. It may have scared him off since we haven't seen him up there since that incident. But with no toys stored up there there's not that much to attract him. The Mooses were rescued from him and taken to the bedroom where they were suspended from the ceiling fan pull chains (6 feet straight up) to keep them safe until they were hung on the Christmas tree. You can see Smoke looking at them there with Joe's help in the top left photo.
Smoke's fur obsession reached new and troubling
heights with the Christmas season. When we began our decorating,
the Santa hat came out. An ordinary Santa hat: red fur trimmed with
white and a white fur pom-pom on the end. Perfect for a fake-fur
hating kitty to attack! We were in trouble if Santa came to our house
-- Smoke would attack to save us from the fake fur-clad beast. Not
exactly what we had in mind for Christmas. So Christmas eve Lynda
found Smoke his own personal kissing mooses and presented them to him in
the hopes that the little guy would wear himself out playing and attacking
them and have no energy to go after Santa.
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Grooming:
The
kitties get a regular toenail clipping from Joe. He has managed to
master the nail clipping partly because he used to clip Angelo's claws.
You can see that Spot doesn't like it that much. He makes quite the
fuss about it, while Smoke mostly endures it. We are keeping them
as indoor cats and in the hopes of saving our floors and furniture we decided
to do something about their claws. No. We are NOT going to
have them de-clawed. This 'procedure', essentially the amputation
of their toes at the first joint, is cruel and we would never consider
it. We have instead tried them on Soft
Paws and though we're not quite convinced that it's for us, if you
need to have kitty's claws such that he won't claw up your stuff, this
might be the option for you. They keep pulling off their soft paws
but when it came time for their most recent bath, they kept us from getting
torn completely to shreds! (Updated) Although the soft paws
seemed a good idea, we decided that if they did ever get out by accident,
they wouldn't be able to defend themselves with the soft paws on.
That combined with their ability to remove them with dispatch, meant that
the experiment with claw covers was over. Joe makes sure their claws
are trimmed regularly and that will have to do the trick.
Smoke and Spot had their second bath on December
27, 2004. This time we were all on our own. It seemed like
the how
to bathe a cat jokes were all appropriate: Cat
Bathing as a Martial Art especially. Actually no cats or humans
were hurt during our bathing adventure. We weren't as efficient as
Miss Shari (who showed us how to do it when they had their first
bath) but then she's had more experience. The kitchen was set
up -- objects moved out of reach and towels found, including their
new chamois-style pet
towels, and made ready. The water was warmed (not too hot, not
too cold) and shampoo at the ready. Joe was designated holder, and
Lynda washer. Spot mostly endured the procedure with some complaints
and he still doesn't like the blow dryer. It was at this point that
he hissed at us. Smoke struggled mightily through the whole procedure,
yowling and scrabbling for purchase on the kitchen counters. But
both managed to get bathed and dried and are much cleaner and softer for
it. I suspect we'll keep to the quarterly schedule. In the
evening Joe found this
blog entry on Fark -- how appropriate.
Kitties' First Christmas!

Joe
placed unbreakable ornaments on the lower branches -- lucky for them.
Smoke and Spot enjoyed batting around a few wooden snowflakes and even
took some Newfie woolen socks off to play with. Those were found
in the computer room!
The arrival of Christmas decorations also meant the arrival of the Santa hat. Lynda traditionally wears it while decorating the tree and sometimes when writing Christmas cards, wrapping presents or doing other Christmas related things. Smoke's above-mentioned fur obsession came into play when he spotted the hat. He was mortally offended by it and proceded to take it off any head in his vicinity when it was close enough to snatch and then to beat it. Of course Joe wouldn't encourage this behavior by wearing the hat and dangling the pompom in front of Smoke and Spot... Surely he wouldn't!
Finally boxes from the mail and wrapped presents
went under their tree. They were quite confused, but soon found that
it was pretty neat to have a tree in the house
to
hang out under and then the presents. There were lots of presents
for everyone and plenty for kitties. Spot liked one box in particular
-- a green one Joe wrapped for Lynda. He thought that gnawing on
the corner was quite fun. Did you know that cardboard makes a neat
crunching sound when bitten by sharp kitty teeth? Spot knows and
loves chewing and shredding cardboard boxes -- as you can see by the incriminating
photo to the left. Joe eventually gave up, knowing that he wouldn't
stop harassing that present and taped all the corners with packing tape.
Smoke and Spot fared very well in the Christmas
present department. Although they were relatively new to our household,
friends wanted them to have presents as much as we did. Lynda will
admit to going a little overboard in the pet store to fill their stockings.
Yes, they had their own stockings. Sandra found a kitty treat that
Spot would eat (we'd had no luck so far), and Lynnda graced them with a
present of kitty balls as well.
The Cat Teaser that they love so much was available
in Christmas colours with the addition of some fuzzy balls as a bonus.
Little did we realize at the time how much Spot would love the fuzzy balls.
To the point that Lynda went in search of Christmas toys through January
to make sure that we had an adequate supply. More on the reasons
for this later. They got a talking Garfield
ball that says things like "Hey! Put me down!" and "Aww, you got me!".
Quite annoying actually, and too heavy to actually play with. When
it was opened and activated, Joe put it on the floor for the kitties to
play with. Spot saw it first and Joe muttered under his
breath,
"go on, touch it!" anticipating a startled kitty when it spoke. Spot,
showing how smart he really is, walked up to it looked at it and then proceeded
to bury it! He was startled when we burst out laughing.
As well they got a kitty tower. We wanted them to have a place that was completely their own. A carpted kitty tower seemed a perfect idea. And by placing it behind the rocking chair, we could use it to block the rocking chair from slamming into the wall when the kitties run at it full-tilt and jump on it when they're chasing each other around the house. They actually put a mark in the wall that I had to repair and re-paint! Both Spot and Smoke liked it, Smoke playing with his moosies on the top of it and leaving one there for Spot. Not a bad haul for two kitties on their first Chrismas. They also got to play in lots of shredded paper (courtesy Joe's present unwrapping techinque) and more boxes.
We didn't have Christmas dinner at our house so
Smoke and Spot haven't had a chance to try turkey yet. Thanksgiving
was also an out of the house event (we're lucky to have good friends to
take pity on us being away from family), so they are so far still in the
dark about the taste of turkey. Judging by how much they like chicken,
I'm sure they'd make a couple of happy connoisseurs. After Christmas
was over and until the tree came down, they were perfectly happy to hang
out under the it and enjoy the lights and ornaments.
Magic
Basket and Ball Patrol: The kitties had all
their toys in the 'magic basket' on the floor
by
the fireplace. In it we kept the feather balls, the mooses, catnip
mice, half balls and fuzzyballs. We tried to fill it when they weren't
looking so toys would magically appear in the basket. We have since
read that they can get bored if they have unlimited access to their toys
at all times and have moved the contents of the basket to a tin box (Lebkuchen
tin, actually) that we can close. They can't get at the cat teasers
there as they would 1) shred them and 2) they don't fit in the box or basket.
Unlimited access is now a thing of the past but not so 'Ball Patrol'. It has been determined by a poll of the judges (Lynda and Joe) the the kitties suck at 'ball'. It doesn't take them very long at all to lose a ball under the couches or a door. Then they either try pitifully to reach under the door or couch to retrieve the ball or miaow in front of it hoping that we will rescue their toy. It's not uncommon to rescue a ball from under the pantry door only to have one of them immediately lose the ball under the same door! Therefore they suck at ball.
They are now quite familar with the ball rescue
impliments. If it's not yet time to sweep the floor (now that we
have laminate floors, we sweep once or twice a week, moving the furniture)
we will retrieve a long handle in order to reach under the couch and 'sweep'
out the balls and toys. As soon as Joe or Lynda reaches for it they
come running and position themselves to get the best access to whatever
might come out from under the couch. We have been known to sweep
out 6 fuzy balls, two or three feather balls, a couple of mice and a couple
of half balls (although they are losing interest in these) in one session
of ball patrol. Silly kitties!
More Cute Photos!
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Well that's the latest from our little fuzzies. I hope you've enjoyed a glimpse into their privilaged world. We are training them to go outside on a harness and leash (do you have any idea how hard this is?) and they are learning where they live in case they ever accidentally get out of the house.
We've added a new kitty, Scrappy, to the household
in October 2007. She's still young and full of beans, certainly she's
keeping the boys on their toes.