Crazy Question 1

Questions that are so crazy you thought that only you could need to know. (1) The Scarred Penis

"I know why my penis has a scar around it near the tip, that's because I was circumcised. But why does it have a long vertical scar from my scrotum on out to the other scar?" Kinkaju asked his physician, Dr. Sclarface. "That's not a scar, exactly, that's your biological zipper," the doctor explained. "In your mother's womb your penis was gradually formed under the influence of masculinizing hormones. One of the things that needed to happen for the job to be completed was that the urinary tract had to grow out to the tip of your penis. When it first starts growing, it is open along its long axis, and as it continues to grow the two edges curve around and fuse together. That is your 'biological zipper' getting zipped up."

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