Generic Quote Generator

v.2.5

This language machine will come in useful for filling in those awkward pauses in conversation that pop up from time to time, and can leave one groping for some witty saying by Oscar Wilde or Yogi Berra or perhaps one of our illustrious previous Presidents. These quotes will help move your discussions into channels more easily fathomed by all concerned.
To operate the GQG, simply insert a word of your choosing (or at random) into the space provided in the following generic phrases.
1. Life is just a bowl of ___.
2. If it ain't _, don't _.
3. I wish I had a for every _.
4. Give me a _, will ya?
5. If had (were) () they would _ (___)!

NOTE: Phrase No. 5 should not be attempted until you have gotten familiar with the other phrases and are comfortable operating the GQG.

These generic phrases have been provided free of charge by our valued sponsors to illustrate to you, the Generator Operator, (hereafter refered to as the G.O.) the effecincy of our new, improved Generic Quote Generator, v. 2.5.

Registered G.O.'s will be provided with new and more flexible phrases that will help you in any social situation with the right quote needed to break the ice. Just send a check or cash in small, unmarked bills to kingbee or his agents. Thank you for your support.

The Generic Quote Generator is an original concept and as such should not be confused with any other ideas you may have had recently.

Link to more quotes here... Some Words of Wisdom

Another possible universe... Fractoid, the Hyperzine of Obscurism

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