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Here Kerry shows off his
very first flip-flop. A reporter asked him what it was about.
Kerry replied, “That’s none of your damn business”. |
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One day the lights of the
heavens shined down on Kerry and a flip-flop appeared. The voice
of James Earl Jones could be heard saying, “Take the flip-flop, use it,
perfect it, leave your values behind, pander to all and all will be
well.”
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Kerry took the use of the
flip-flop to new extreams. You can see him here using two
flip-flops at once.
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Some of Kerry's flip-flops
were small and some were HUGE!
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Kerry became obsessed with
the flip-flop. When others used the flip-flop he became insanely
jealous.
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It got so bad that one time
his wife had to take the flip-flop away from Kerry.
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But Kerry knew that the
flip-flop was a matter of the heart. It had consumed him.
At one point Kerry was quoted as having a different favorite color for
each State he visited.
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It was REALLY a matter of
the heart.
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Kerry turned a new leaf
when he started to share the flip-flop. Now all of the DNC can
flip-flop.
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Kerry hit the road to
praise the value of the flip-flop. Kerry explains, “you can say
one thing to get elected Senator and another to get elected President”
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“I SAID IT’S NONE OF YOUR
DAMN BUSINESS YOU STUPID KID”
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Kerry hopes the flip-flop
will take him to victory this year. I don’t think so.
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