Why can't frogs learn to wipe their feet,
Poop in one place, so discreet,

Instead of in the water bowl

Dirt enow to make me howl.

Why not use tiny paper towel 

And clean the inside glass so neat;

With tiny chirps of duty greet

The giant woman outside wiping,

Smiling now instead of griping.

Poetess gaze round, I pray,
At frogroom in such disarray;

A jumble of cups, pens and dust,

Of metal tools all touched by rust,

Loose insect preens

Near tumbled screens,

And mend thine own house of its taint

Before you whine your fool complaint.

By Ilene Seivert