About Us

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each OWFISH Post-Rapture Pet Rescue Service representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward.  Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

We offer our service to pet owners in all 50 states and we are growing world-wide.  Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to  rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life.  

Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable. 
For $66.60 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within seven (7) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be rescued.  Each additional pet at your residence (up to 5 pets) will be rescued for an additional $6.66 fee.   A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged friends.

Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must  limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals.

Thank you for your interest in OWFISH Post-Rapture Pet Rescue Service. We hope we can help provide you with peace of mind.