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What he has to say about himself (probably too much, and none of it important) (06/04/03)
Wife (you mean he has one?) (03/23/02) read about Dr. Jurretta Jordan Heckscher
Why am I a teacher? (08/30/01)
PUNS: This is a warning!!!!! My favorite form of humor is puns, making language have more than one meaning, playing on words. I like to think about language, and how we use it to express ourselves. There is a pedagogical (vocabulary word) purpose to this madness. We all need to ensure that our words communicate as we intend. My playfulness is but a gentle reminder that sometimes our expressions are not as we intended. To see how bad I can be with this inane form of humor, I suggest you CLICK HERE for the latest sample (05/22/04)
Mr. Bernstein in the news (updated 05/21/02)) latest addition is an article by Jay Mathews of Washington Post about dealing with unruly students that features me. Print version also had my picture (Page A 09 of May 21, 2002 editions).
Writings on various subjects (updated 03/23/02)
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