achladiomorph, (n.) a woman whose figure would be improved if the extra mass could be moved from her thighs and buttocks to her breasts.
affaire de queue, (n.) a sexual involvement completely devoid of romantic sentiment.
aftergibe, (n.) a clever retort that comes to mind when the opportunity to use it has gone.
aftersight, (n.) a new idea so simple that it seems obvious in retrospect.
athreskeutic, (n.) an agnostic or atheist who is simply indifferent to religion, rather than actively hostile to it.
blobster, (n.) someone so grotesquely fat as to seem inhuman and monstrous.
callimetry, (n.) the art of rating and ranking feminine beauty.
Carolojohannine, (adj.) of or pertaining to Karl Jahn.
cicinoleate, (v.) to force someone to drink large quantities of castor oil.
civilizationalist, (n.) one who regards civilization, especially Western civilization, as the proper focus of political identity and loyalty.
concredent, (n., adj.) (person) sharing the same belief(s) as another.
connie, (n., adj.) conservative.
cosmion, (n.) a small cosmos, especially one that is artificial.
curry monkey, (n.) an East Indian.
empossess, (v.) to facilitate someone's acquisition of property.
ethnophobia, (n.) irrational fear and hatred of one's own nation.
eutopia, (n.) any imaginary place conceived as a morally and politically ideal society.
Femspeak, (n.) "non-sexist" language.
frijolero, (n.) any Hispanic, but especially a Mexican.
Genovese, (n.) assertion(s) that one person regards as self-evidently true but another person regards as self-evidently false.
glottopoietics, (n.) the creation of artificial languages.
gynecoscopy, (n.) the habit of looking around for attractive women and admiring their beauty.
ideomania, (n.) excessive pride and zeal in one's (apparently) clever ideas, leading to impetuous action and bad consequences.
jollywobblers, (n.) breasts, especially big ones.
lesbolshevik, (n., adj.) feminist.
mastometry, (n.) the art of estimating the size of a woman's breasts, either visually or manually.
narkie, (n.) anarchist; more generally, anyone who rejects civilized standards of comportment, dress, grooming, and hygiene.
nippleage, (n.) the visible protrusion of a woman's nipples through her clothing.
nosthedonia, (n.) the pleasure derived from things, persons, and situations that are old and familiar.
onanize, (v.) to derive sexual gratification from an object to the point of ejaculating on it; often used metaphorically.
outopia, (n.) any imaginary place conceived for pure esthetic pleasure.
pervertarian, (n., adj.) a radical whose main animus is to promote sexual libertinage and perversion; of or pertaining to such radicalism.
polycosm, (n.) a group of related cosmoses.
pseudotheist, (n.) an agnostic or atheist who dissembles his disbelief, whether from fear of opprobrium or because he thinks religion is socially useful.
revenant, (n.) the sight of someone or something that brings up disturbing memories from the distant past.
ropehead, (n.) someone with hair tightly braided into repulsive, ropelike strands.
siesta monkey, (n.) any Hispanic, but especially a Mexican.
sog, (v.) to make soggy.
theomachist, (n.) an agnostic or atheist who is actively hostile to religion, rather than simply indifferent to it.
theonymy, (n.) the naming of divine beings, or more generally, classes of supernatural beings.
turtle, (v.) to cope with unbearable realities by trying to ignore them until they go away.
tychonize, (v.) to die of a burst bladder, as did Tycho Brahe.
webbed out, (adj.) tired of websurfing or webmastering.
Wogistan, (n.) 1. any foreign country, especially one in the "Third World"; 2. all foreign countries collectively.
wogspeak, (n.) any language spoken by foreigners in one's own country.
xenocentrism, (n.) 1. belief that every other nation is somehow superior to one's own; 2. belief that the well-being of foreigners is more important than the well-being of one's own compatriots.