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The Boys went to Louisville to visit the Louisville Slugger Museum.  Pictures are on on the Family Web site.  Miss Emily dances at the Tri-County Mall today.  Basketball season is upon us and Louie and Heinrich are getting ready to play "HOOPS".  Louie finally sold his expensive popcorn for the Scouts!  What salesmanship Louie exhibited!  Has anyone heard from the newlyweds since their return from Gatlinburg?  Does Brad help with the dishes, washing and cleaning?

Well USGA finally got their act together and ML is going to France for her European Meet.  Her superstar, Cassie, has committed to UCLA.  Haven't heard much out of Miss Rachael lately.  She is probably too busy listening to those liberal professors at Miami.  Phoebe is still jumping fences but she has gotten over some of her bad habits.  Baby is hoping Phoebe jumps the fence and forgets to come home!

John and Angie just returned from Gatlinburg and John said he really got into the shopping scene!  He said it was almost as much fun as Traders World!  Last night we did upscale dining at Ron's Roost with John and Angie.   The place wasn't very crowded as most of the Westsiders were at the Elder game.   Seems like Joe is adapting very well to the Ohio State scene.  Sam has been warned not to take those goofy Miami professors too seriously!  We understand Lil Ern is quite the social butterfly these days.

Julie is very busy lately with her corporate responsibilities at CGA and her two Czars positions.   From what I heard, the cheapskates won on the van rental for the Progressive Dinner.  For thanksgiving we were hoping to eliminate the cooking and dine out, but tight ass Bill wanted to stay home and have Julie do the cooking..   Barney is rolling up the miles back and forth to Ball State.   Benji is trying to figure out where he can land a job because Bill has warned him that "freeloading is nearing the end".

Well it didn't take Fred very long to adopt another dog replacing Spooky.  It's a 6 month old black and white male boxer.  So far Benjamin has accepted him.  Cooper asserted himself this week at the AAF Auction Meeting at Fred's and did some serious growling at the new Boxer pup.  Cooper made a  decision he is not putting up with any nonsense from the new border!   Fred expressed an interest in becoming a Czar.  Fred you have been selected to be the Easter Bunny Czar, should you accept that position!  Craig is healing up after a bout with that nasty Paxton the pit bull at AAF.

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