His
point #1: "OMAG are all wussies..."
My
Response: Oh, most certainly. I know for a fact that Lugnut wears
sun dresses while playing, and Weasel has little rampant Unicorns
all over his Mousepad. I myself am very adept at painting my toenails
while gesture-clicking. That doesn't change the fact, however, that
we will mash your mendicant innards deep into the turf of any netmap
any day of the week. Just try us.
His
point #2: "...because
we won't play BC"
My
Response: Can't joke about this one. Look--being adept at BC is
not the pinnacle of manhood, my misguided fellow. Far from it. While
it takes skill to be good at BC, I've found that the most skilled
BC players play BC and only BC. I personally don't play BC
in ranked rooms (unranked, I've played BC maybe 6 times since Myth
was released simply to keep in practice for tourneys), therefore,
because it atrophies skills rather than increasing them.
His
point #3: "Girls are Losers"
My
Response: I have one request for you and your offensive pals (that
includes all the racists, homophobes, and their ilk skulking around
the corners of bungie.net. ): Reach down, grab yourselves firmly
by the arse and boot yourselves the heck off-line. Wait--better
yet, take offense at my criticizing your offensiveness,
join an OMAG game, and let us familiarize you with the feeling of
a smarting backside. We wouldn't want you to hurt yourselves too
much as you limp away.