Dann Brown and Jason Milner are resolute in their wish to
see the highest levels of American government reflect the real
United States of America. As such, the following is their provisional
list of Cabinet appointees, listed in order of their succession
to the presidency. Where new Cabinet positions are indicated,
it is assumed that the Clinton/Brown transitional team will make
all necessary arrangements with Congress to allow their appointment
until Congress can ratify an amendment to the Constitution permanently
creating the offices in question.
Secretary of State
Noam Chomsky - author, intelligentsia.
Secretary of the Treasury
Ralph Nader - consumer advocate.
Secretary of Defense
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Attorney General
Jello Biafra - of Dead Kennedys fame.
Secretary of the Interior
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Secretary of Deep Dickin'
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Secretary of Whippin' Ass
Beckie Symula - stunningly efficient at the whuppin' of the ass.
Secretary of Punk Rock Music
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Secretary of Agriculture
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Secretary of Commerce
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Secretary of Labor
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Secretary of Health and Human Services
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Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Chuck D - because it just makes sense.
Secretary of Transportation
Al Franken - because he drives a motor vehicle.
Secretary of Energy
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Secretary of Education
Mary Daly - formerly of Boston College.
Secretary of Veterans Affairs
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