Neopagans On
Parade!
Neopagans On Parade
(To the tune of "Teddy Bear's Picnic")
(Note from Jordsvin: ** and *** are for the Earthlink Terms of Service Crew!)
- If you go to the grove today
- You're going to have a scare;
- There's people there wearing nothing at all.
- With sparkle-ees in their hair,
- They're waving swords and dancing about
- With everything they've got hanging out
- But don't flip out,
- The Pagans are having a ga-a-athering!
- They've set up a shop with crystals and rocks
- And a tent where you can get l**d.
- They'll tell you all the secrets they learned
- From a "book that their Granny made."
- They're draped in baubles down to their knees
- Like Busby Berkeley refugees,
- Oh help me please!
- The Pagans are having a ga-a-athering!
- Chorus: Neopagans on parade
- Flapping their t**s and waving their d***s at everyone.
- Here it's easy to get l**d,
- Trying to c**e while beating a drum is so much fun!
- Neopagans on parade,
- Never amused and gender-confused as they can be,
- But you mustn't be afraid,
- No magic is ever made,
- By NeoPagans on Parade!
- They've got a new book that tells how to hook
- The deity of the day;
- Atlantis is just the sort of place they hope
- To go on their holiday.
- Their heads are filled with morning cartoons,
- They think that whales invented the runes,
- What silly loons,
- The Pagans are having a ga-a-athering!
- You'll think you've stepped right into a land
- Where everything is absurd;
- Where nothing ever happens on time
- And nobody keeps their word.
- The things they do you cannot believe,
- Your head will spin; your stomach will heave;
- You've got to leave:
- The Pagans are having a ga-a-athering!
- (Chorus)
Steve Wilson
last modified 04/13/2004