Gopher Guts


(To the kids' tune of the same name)


Great big globs of greasy grimy Christians' guts,
Mutilated Monkling meat,
Little dirty Nun-nies feet,
Two green Bishop's balls rolling through the burning church,
And I forgot my sword:
But I got a spear!



Created by Chandonn and Jordsvin

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last modified 07/22/2003