Sex, lies and real estate... That's what family's for.

Anton and Michelle are ready to pull their big scam and con unsuspecting senior citizen Richard out of everything -- until Richard throws a screamin' monkeywrench into the works. He wants to play matchmaker, although his skills in that area are somewhat lacking. Now, Anton and Michelle have to play Richard's game while playing their own and keeping their other agendas secret. Add into the mix the world's most annoying slacker brother, a mother just released from prison and a famous porn star turned madame, and by the time the game is over, no one will know what hit them. As lies pile upon lies and everyone schemes against everyone else, Screamin' Monkey Love! explodes into a low farce about high crimes and petty thieves.

Anton is married to Michelle. Michelle is trying to seduce Richard into marrying her. She's told Richard that Anton is her gay brother. He's fine with the "brother" part but not the "gay" part, despite his actually being gay. Anton's lover is Kevin, who happens to be Richard's older son. Kevin will do anything to make sure that he inherits everything from his father, and that his younger brother, Kyle, gets nothing. Trouble is, Kyle is already involved in the plot inadvertantly, thanks to his schtupping Michelle while in disguise as the pool boy.

Add into the mix Michelle's recently paroled mother, Lena, and Lena's cellmate Frankie, arrived on the scene thanks to Michelle conveniently appropriating Frankie's vacant house on the wrong weekend, and things start to heat up. Then, when Richard decides to play matchmaker for his two sons, but gets their sexual preferences exactly backwards, everyone has to play along and play the game, lest all the plots fall apart big time.

Sex, lies and real estate... That's what family's for. But when these dysfunctional families collide, sparks fly, and Screamin' Monkey Love! isn't the half of it...

Coming all over a theatre near you in July, 2004...

Charlie Vaughan as Anton	Rebekah Kochan as Michelle	Matt Ryan as Kyle	Carol Sigurdson as Lena	Sharon Alsina as Frankie