As seen on Bumper Stickers.

• How much deeper would the ocean be without all those sponges.
• Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
• I brake for no apparent reason.
• Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
• We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?
• Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
• Laugh alone and the world will just think you're an idiot.
• I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
• Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
• Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
• Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
• IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
• Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students.
• It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
• Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
• Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
• Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
• There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
• Very funny, Scotty, now beam up my clothes.
• He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
• A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
• When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
• I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
• He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
• She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
• Honk if you love peace and quiet.
• Pardon my driving, I'm reloading
• Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
• Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
• Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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