Movies, Movies, Movies
Last Updated: July 14, 2005

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    The Weekly Movie Review


     I LOVE MOVIES…just like you!!! And like you I get discouraged when these other critics out there either wrongly judge a film or miss the boat entirely. This is what fueled my desire to become a reviewer also so I could share my taste (and sometimes distaste) in movies with all of you. I will warn you though, if I thought a movie sucked, I will say so…and then offer a few reasons why. Hey at least I don’t beat around the bush like some critics.

The rating scale is simple:
5 stars
Perfection
4 stars
Great
3 stars
Good
2 stars
Okay / Bad
1 star
Really Awful!!!
4½ stars
Excellent
3½ stars
Very Good
2½ stars
Okay
1½ stars
Bad
0
Rhymes with HIT

      These reviews are for you, so please enjoy. With the absurd rise in movie prices, it’s best to try and not get burned. And remember, even if we disagree, I’m not saying you’re wrong. The whole point is to be entertained, and if you were, that’s great. On a personal note, I would like to say that making these pages does provide me with a great amount of joy. To be able to create something from scratch and let your imagination go is certainly no small matter. :-)


    A     B
  • ABOUT SCHMIDT
  • ADAPTATION.
  • A.I.
  • AIR FORCE ONE
  • ALI
  • ALIEN RESURRECTION
  • ALONG CAME A SPIDER
  • AMERICAN BEAUTY
  • ANALYZE THIS
  • ANGEL EYES
  • ANGER MANAGEMENT New
  • ANTZ
  • ANY GIVEN SUNDAY
  • THE APOSTLE
  • APT PUPIL
  • ARMAGEDDON
  • THE ART OF WAR
  • AS GOOD AS IT GETS
  • AT FIRST SIGHT
  • AUSTIN POWERS
  • AUSTIN POWERS: The Spy Who Shagged Me
  • AUSTIN POWERS in Goldmember
  • BAIT
  • BANDITS
  • BASEKETBALL
  • BATMAN & ROBIN
  • BATTLEFIELD EARTH
  • A BEAUTIFUL MIND
  • BEDAZZLED
  • BIG DADDY
  • THE BIG LEBOWSKI
  • BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE
  • BILLY ELLIOT
  • BLACK HAWK DOWN
  • BLADE
  • BLADE II
  • THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
  • BLAST FROM THE PAST
  • BLESS THE CHILD
  • BLUES BROTHERS 2000
  • THE BONE COLLECTOR
  • BOOGIE NIGHTS
  • BOOK OF SHADOWS: Blair Witch 2
  • BOUNCE
  • THE BOURNE IDENTITY
  • BOWFINGER
  • BREAKDOWN
  • BRIDGET JONES’S DIARY
  • BRING IT ON
  • A BUG’S LIFE
  • BULWORTH


  •     C     D
  • CAPTAIN CORELLI’S MANDOLIN
  • CAST AWAY
  • CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
  • THE CELL
  • CHASING AMY
  • CHOCOLAT
  • THE CIDER HOUSE RULES
  • CITY BY THE SEA
  • CITY OF ANGELS
  • A CIVIL ACTION
  • CON-AIR
  • CONSPIRACY THEORY
  • CONTACT
  • COP LAND
  • THE CORE New
  • THE CORRUPTOR
  • THE CREW
  • CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON
  • DANTE’S PEAK
  • DAREDEVIL New
  • DARK BLUE New
  • DARK CITY
  • DEAD MAN ON CAMPUS
  • DEEP BLUE SEA
  • DEEP IMPACT
  • DEEP RISING
  • THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE
  • THE DEVIL’S OWN
  • DINOSAUR
  • DIRTY WORK
  • DR. DOLITTLE
  • DOGMA
  • DONNIE BRASCO
  • DOUBLE JEOPARDY
  • DRACULA 2000
  • DRIVEN
  • DUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR?
  • DUNGEONS & DRAGONS


  •     E     F
  • THE EDGE
  • EDTV
  • 8MM
  • THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Special Edition
  • END OF DAYS
  • ENEMY AT THE GATES
  • ENEMY OF THE STATE
  • THE ENGLISH PATIENT
  • ENTRAPMENT
  • EPISODE I: The Phantom Menace
  • EPISODE II: Attack of the Clones
  • ERIN BROCKOVICH
  • EVENT HORIZON
  • EVER AFTER: A Cinderella Story
  • EVITA
  • EVOLUTION
  • THE EXORCIST
  • FACE/OFF
  • THE FACULTY
  • THE FAMILY MAN
  • THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS
  • THE FIFTH ELEMENT
  • 54
  • FINAL DESTINATION
  • FOR LOVE OF THE GAME
  • FREQUENCY
  • FROM HELL
  • THE FULL MONTY


  •     G     H
  • GALAXY QUEST
  • THE GAME
  • GANGS OF NEW YORK
  • THE GENERAL’S DAUGHTER
  • GET CARTER
  • John Carpenter’s GHOSTS OF MARS
  • THE GIFT
  • GLADIATOR
  • THE GLASS HOUSE
  • THE GODFATHER: 25th Anniversary
  • GODZILLA
  • GONE IN 60 SECONDS
  • GOOD WILL HUNTING
  • GREASE: 20th Anniversary
  • GREAT EXPECTATIONS
  • THE GREEN MILE
  • HALLOWEEN H20: Twenty Years Later
  • HALLOWEEN: Resurrection
  • HAMLET
  • HANNIBAL
  • HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER’S STONE
  • HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS
  • THE HAUNTING
  • HEARTBREAKERS
  • HIGH FIDELITY
  • HIGHLANDER: Endgame
  • HOLLOW MAN
  • HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL
  • HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
  • HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS


  •     I     J
  • ICE AGE
  • IDENTITY New
  • I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
  • IN AND OUT
  • THE INSIDER
  • INSOMNIA
  • THE JACKAL
  • JACK FROST
  • JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK
  • JERRY MAGUIRE
  • JOE DIRT
  • JOY RIDE
  • JURASSIC PARK III


  •     K     L
  • KEEPING THE FAITH
  • KISS THE GIRLS
  • KNOCK OFF
  • L.A. CONFIDENTIAL
  • THE LADIES MAN
  • LAKE PLACID
  • THE LEGEND OF BAGGER VANCE
  • LES MISÉRABLES
  • LETHAL WEAPON 4
  • LIAR LIAR
  • LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL (La Vita è bella)
  • THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Two Towers
  • LOST IN SPACE
  • THE LOST WORLD: Jurassic Park


  •     M     N
  • MAD CITY
  • Jane Austen’s MAFIA!
  • MAGNOLIA
  • THE MAJESTIC
  • THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK
  • MAN ON THE MOON
  • THE MASK OF ZORRO
  • THE MATRIX
  • MEET JOE BLACK
  • MEET THE PARENTS
  • MEN IN BLACK
  • MEN IN BLACK II
  • MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE
  • THE MESSENGER: The Story of Joan of Arc
  • METRO
  • MICKEY BLUE EYES
  • MIGHTY JOE YOUNG
  • MIMIC
  • MINORITY REPORT
  • MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 2
  • MONSTERS, INC.
  • MOTHER
  • MOULIN ROUGE
  • THE MUMMY
  • THE MUMMY RETURNS
  • MY BEST FRIEND’S WEDDING
  • MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING
  • THE NEGOTIATOR
  • NEVER BEEN KISSED
  • A NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY
  • NIGHT FALLS ON MANHATTAN
  • THE NINTH GATE
  • NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE
  • NOTHING TO LOSE
  • NOTTING HILL


  •     O     P
  • OCEAN’S ELEVEN
  • OCTOBER SKY
  • OLD SCHOOL New
  • THE OTHERS
  • OUT OF SIGHT
  • PANIC ROOM
  • PATCH ADAMS
  • THE PATRIOT
  • PAYBACK
  • PAY IT FORWARD
  • PEARL HARBOR
  • A PERFECT MURDER
  • THE PERFECT STORM
  • THE PEST
  • PHANTOMS
  • PITCH BLACK
  • PLANET OF THE APES
  • PLEASANTVILLE
  • THE PLEDGE
  • POKÉMON: The First Movie
  • PRACTICAL MAGIC
  • THE PRINCE OF EGYPT
  • PROOF OF LIFE
  • PUSHING TIN


  •     Q     R
  • QUEST FOR CAMELOT
  • RANDOM HEARTS
  • READY TO RUMBLE
  • RED DRAGON
  • RED PLANET
  • REINDEER GAMES
  • THE RELIC
  • REMEMBER THE TITANS
  • RETURN OF THE JEDI: Special Edition
  • THE RING
  • THE ROAD TO EL DORADO
  • ROAD TRIP
  • ROCK STAR
  • ROUNDERS
  • THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS
  • RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
  • RUSH HOUR
  • RUSH HOUR 2
  • RUSHMORE


  •     S     T
  • SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
  • SCARY MOVIE
  • SCARY MOVIE 2
  • SCOOBY-DOO
  • SCOOBY-DOO ON ZOMBIE ISLAND
  • THE SCORE
  • SCREAM
  • SCREAM 2
  • SCREAM 3
  • SERENDIPITY
  • SEVEN
  • SHAFT
  • SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE
  • SHALLOW HAL
  • SHANGHAI KNIGHTS
  • SHANGHAI NOON
  • SHOWTIME
  • THE SIEGE
  • SIGNS
  • SIX DAYS SEVEN NIGHTS
  • THE 6TH DAY
  • THE SIXTH SENSE
  • THE SKULLS
  • SLACKERS
  • SLEEPY HOLLOW
  • SLING BLADE
  • SNAKE EYES
  • SOLARIS
  • SOUTH PARK: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
  • SPACE COWBOYS
  • SPAWN
  • SPHERE
  • SPIDER-MAN
  • STARSHIP TROOPERS
  • STAR TREK: Insurrection
  • STAR TREK: Nemesis
  • STAR WARS: Special Edition
  • STIR OF ECHOES
  • SUMMER OF SAM
  • SUPERNOVA
  • SWORD FISH
  • 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU
  • THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY
  • THE THIN RED LINE
  • THIRTEEN DAYS
  • THIR13EN GHOSTS
  • THE THIRTEENTH FLOOR
  • THE 13TH WARRIOR
  • THREE KINGS
  • 3000 MILES TO GRACELAND
  • THE TIME MACHINE
  • TITAN A.E.
  • TITANIC
  • TOMB RAIDER
  • TOMORROW NEVER DIES
  • TRAFFIC
  • TREASURE PLANET
  • THE TRUMAN SHOW
  • TUCK EVERLASTING
  • TURBULENCE
  • TWO WEEKS NOTICE


  •     U     V
  • U-571
  • UNBREAKABLE
  • URBAN LEGEND
  • U.S. MARSHALS
  • John Carpenter’s VAMPIRES
  • VANILLA SKY
  • VIRUS


  •     W     X
  • WAG THE DOG
  • WE WERE SOLDIERS
  • WHAT DREAMS MAY COME
  • WHAT LIES BENEATH
  • WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?
  • WHERE THE MONEY IS
  • THE WHOLE NINE YARDS
  • WING COMMANDER
  • THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH
  • THE X-FILES: Fight the Future
  • THE X-MEN
  • X2 New
  • XXX


  •     Y     Z
  • YOU’VE GOT MAIL


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