Talk about beating a dead horse! As good as Myers is, he hopefully has the brains to realize when something’s run its course - big time. Because there’s not much to smile at in GOLDMEMBER, especially with a rarely funny new title character. And except for one or two Dr. Evil moments, not surprisingly, it’s all a waste. GOLDMEMBER is appalling, but yet not as appalling as the last one. I don’t know, is that really saying something? The Austin Powers movie within a movie is cute, but they recycle it again verbatim for the ending. B-o-r-i-n-g!

      So please, Mike, move on and spare us any more installments. Yeah, yeah, nobody forces us to go, but that’s because we like the guy. Not for much longer though!