Joe Minotaur
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This page is dedicated to the Lyrics, Limerics and Jokes that I've posted to the Pibgorn comments site since 09/26/2008. Please be patient as more are added to this Blog.

Here is my most recent offering on the Pibgorn site:

White Roger(White Rabbit-Jefferson Airplane)

 

One kiss makes you larger

And one kiss makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Pibby
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing demons
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a garbage eating housefly
Has given you the call
Recall Pibby
When she was just small

When men on the minotaur
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Pibby
I think she'll know

When toadies and Drucilla
Have fallen seeming dead
And the White Knight is stalking Roger
And the Red Queen's "off with his head!"
Remember what the housefly said;
"STUPID DEMONS


STUPID DEMONS"

 

All Minotaur, no bull.