Well, that's it. Apart from fragments that were never developed into stories, I have no more Ranma 1/2 to post here. That being said, I do have more stories in the works that are not Ranma 1/2 related, but they are not ready for posting. The updates will now beocme a trickle and it may be days between posts. I am working on scripts for the Pibvers Players, but they will not be posted here. Most likely you would have to visit the Pibgorn Comments site for more info.

Take care of yourselves and your families!

 

The light of dawn shines through the bedroom window. A boy, in a bedroll, snores softly.

"Darling!" calls out a young woman’s voice. The boy turns over.

"Darling!" she calls again, "It’s time for breakfast!" The boy sits up.

"Darling?" asks Ranma, puzzled, "Akane must be in a funny mood or something."

Ranma looks around. He does not recognize his surroundings. The door opens.

"Darling?"

Ranma is suddenly staring into the eyes of a girl with long, green hair, horns, and wearing a tiger stripe bikini. They both blink at each other. The girl looks around.

"Where did Darling go?" she asks. Ranma looks around. No one else is there.

"Who are you?" he asks.

"I’m Lum." she says, "Are you a friend of Darling’s?"

"I don’t know who you’re talking about." he says, "Oh, man! I must be dreaming!"

Ranma pinches himself, "OW!" He rubs his arm, "I guess that answers that."

"Ataru!" a woman’s voice calls out, "Lum, is Ataru coming down for breakfast?"

The steps creak as the woman walks up the stairs. Lum turns to look at her as she reaches the door. "Darling isn’t here." she says.

The woman looks in and sees Ranma.

"Excuse me." she says, "I didn’t know we had a visitor. I’m Ataru’s mother."

"I’m sorry," says Ranma, "but I’m not sure how I got here."

"Didn’t Ataru bring you here last night?" Mrs. Moroboshi asks.

Ranma shakes his head, "The last thing I know is that I was at the Tendo Dojo."

"Tendo Dojo?" she asks.

"Yeah." says Ranma, "It’s not far from the Furinkan High School."

"I’ve never heard of this school." she says, "My son goes to Tomobiki High School."

Ranma wonders if he got lost like Ryoga, "This is Tokyo, isn’t it?" he asks.

"Yes." Ataru’s mother says.

"Nerima district?" he asks.

"Yes." she says again.

"Then something is wrong here, because the local High School should be Furinkan."

"May I have your name, Master Tendo?" she asks.

"Huh?" he asks, then says, "It’s not Tendo. It’s Saotome. Ranma Saotome. My father and I are staying at the Tendo school of Anything-Goes Martial Arts."

"Anything-Goes Martial Arts?" she turns to the girl, "Lum, do you know of this place?"

Lum shakes her head slowly, "No, but maybe Darling knows." Suddenly reminded of who she was looking for, she floats across the room to the window, "DARLING!!" she calls out after she opens it.

THUNK!! Ranma hits his head on the wall as he backs into it, "OWW!!"

Lum and Mrs. Moroboshi look at him. His eyes are wide open in panic as he looks at Lum.

"She... she FLEW!!" he says in surprise. Two pairs of eyes blink at him.

"You can’t be from around here, if you’ve never seen Lum fly." says Mrs. Moroboshi.

"Then just where on Earth am I?" he demands, "And what IS she?!"

"Maybe you should put on some clothes and we can talk more calmly over Breakfast?" suggests Ataru’s Mother.

"My clothes?" he says looking around. All he has on, are his shorts and a shirt.

"I’m sure Lum can find you something to wear." she says and turns to walk down stairs.

Lum looks closely at Ranma as if measuring him. For once, Ranma is embarrassed.

Before he can say anything, Lum turns and goes to a closet. She opens it and throws out pants, a shirt, and shoes. She then sits at the desk and watches as Ranma gets dressed. He is too embarrassed to ask her to turn around. He puts on the pants and shirt, but leaves the shoes off. He then follows Lum as she floats down stairs.

"RAN-MA-AA!!!"

Ataru turns over on the bedroll, "Lum..." he moans, "The neighbors are fighting again. It’s too early. Tell them to shut up."

"RANMA, you’re already late for Breakfast..." Heavy footsteps pound their way down the hall.

Ataru’s stomach grumbles. He sits up, "Breakfast! Lum...?!" The door slides open.

"...are you going to sleep all day?!"

Ataru turns to the door and is now looking into the eyes of a very surprised Akane Tendo. Their eyes blink at each other.

Akane gets angry again and looks around, "Who are you?! And where’s Ranma?!"

Ataru has seen angry women before. He springs out of the bed and backs up, tripping over a sleeping form that growls at him. The form sits up and he is now face to face with a giant panda.

"EEEYOW!!" Ataru throws himself against the wall. BONK! His head hits a bookshelf. "Ow, ow, ow." he says, rubbing it. The girl and the panda step in to get a closer look at him.

"Mr. Saotome, do you know who he is?" she asks the panda.

"Funny name for a pan..." Ataru stops as the panda holds up a sign, "Never seen him before." it says.

"...da?" Ataru’s eyes roll up as he faints. The panda and Akane look at each other.

"How long have you lived in Tokyo, young man?" asks Mrs. Moroboshi.

"All my life." he says, "Except for the times my father and I went on training missions."

"Training missions?" asks Lum.

"My father and I are Martial artists." he says, "We’re trained in the Anything-Goes school of Martial Arts just like Akane and her father."

"Akane?" asks Lum.

"Yeah, Akane Tendo." he says, "Our fathers arranged for our engagement. Without our consent, I might add." Lum’s face brightens up.

"Darling and I are married too." she says.

"We’re not married yet." he says.

She begins to pout, "Darling says that too." she says and her head lowers.

"Excuse me for asking," says Ranma, "but are those horns?"

"Yes." says Lum. Her hand goes to one of her horns.

"Didn’t you know?" asks Mrs. Moroboshi, "Lum is an alien."

"And in just what Country do the people have horns?" he asks.

Mrs. Moroboshi shakes her head, "Not Country, planet."

"I’m from the planet ‘Oni’." says Lum.

"Wait a minute!" says Ranma in disbelief, "You’re from outer space?!"

"Of course I am." says Lum.

"What are you doing here?" he asks.

"Darling beat me in a contest and asked me to marry him." she says.

A wave of Deja Vu runs through Ranma’s mind. He looks closer at Lum. Without the horns and a different hair color, she might pass for Shampoo.

"You must have seen it on the news?" asks Ataru’s mother, "The game of tag to decide the fate of the Earth, the oil being taken by the space taxi people, all of the other visitors from space?"

Ranma shakes his head at each question. Ataru’s mother, sighs.

"Is there someone we can call to pick you up?" she asks.

"I guess so, the number for the Dojo is..." Ranma gives her the number for the Tendo residence.

Ataru’s mother stands, looks puzzled, then sits again, "That is our phone number."

"Can’t be." says Ranma.

"What is the address?" she asks, "I’ll try to take you home."

Ranma is confused, but gives her the address for the Dojo.

Mrs. Moroboshi sits back in the chair, "That is our address too."

"Something weird is going on." he says.

"We could have told you that." says a woman’s voice.

The three turn as Sakura and Cherry enter the Kitchen. Sakura has a ward in her hand. The ends of the two strips of folded paper are pointing straight at Ranma.

"You see, Uncle. I told you my ward would lead us to the source of the disturbance."

"And I told you, that all we had to do was to come here and we would have found it anyway." He frowns at the table, "Looks like we’re too late for Breakfast."

"You said that Ataru must be at the center of it." she reminds her Uncle, "As you can see, that is not Ataru."

"His face is still as unlucky as Ataru’s." says Cherry.

Ranma stands and cracks his knuckles, "Do you want to see if your face is unlucky too, old man?"

"You always bring out the best in people, Uncle." observes Sakura.

"It’s a gift I have." says Cherry.

"Young man," asks Sakura, "where did you come from?"

"The bedroom upstairs." says Ranma, with a touch of sarcasm.

"He’s too funny for a demon." says Cherry.

"Humph!" says Lum as she takes offense, "We found him in Darling’s room."

"Where is Ataru?" asks Sakura.

"We don’t know." says Ataru’s mother.

"Then we must see if there is anything unusual in that room." says Cherry.

All of them follow Lum as she floats upstairs.

As they enter the bedroom, Sakura takes out her ward. It is now pointing to the bedroll.

They look more closely at it. The bedroll has a cord going from underneath it to the wall outlet. Sakura lifts the cord.

"It looks like it could be for a heating pad. It was cold last night." says Ataru’s mother.

Lum examines the cord. "This is not for a heating pad." she says and pulls out a thin pad from under the bedroll.

"It looks like a heating pad." says Mrs. Moroboshi.

Lum shakes her head, "This pad allows two people from different dimensions to trade places."

"Trade places?!" the others say.

Lum nods, "But they have to be in the exact same place and asleep for this to work."

"But I was in my bedroom last night?" asks Ranma.

"This bedroom in our dimension and your bedroom in the other dimension must occupy the same space." says Cherry, "You and Ataru changed places because you were sleeping in the same spot in your bedrooms."

"How do I get back?" asks Ranma.

"You and Darling must be in the same places you were when you got up this morning and asleep." says Lum.

"Why do I have to be asleep?" he asks.

"You have to be completely relaxed and still." says Lum, "Otherwise it won’t work."

"Oh, just great!" he says, "You mean, we have to wait until after tonight to find out if this is going to work?"

Lum nods.

"And, if Ataru is not where he woke up this morning," says Sakura, "you will still be here tomorrow."

"Terrific!" says Ranma, "Maybe I should just find some Ruby slippers and click my heels three times?"

Cherry rubs his beads and chants, "There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home." Sakura whacks him on the head.

After Cherry and Sakura leave, Ataru’s mother turns to Lum.

"Lum," asks Mrs. Moroboshi, "why don’t you take this young man on a tour of the area." She turns to Ranma, "Since you will be here at least until tonight, you may as well look around."

Lum and Ranma nod. Lum leads him out of the house and down the street.

Ranma looks around, "The streets are the same, but all of the houses are different."

He looks back and says, "The Dojo would cover more than half of this block."

They continue to walk down the streets of Tokyo.

"Lum-Chan! Lum-Chan!" a small boy’s voice calls out. Ranma looks around, but Lum looks up.

"Ten-Chan!" she says as she sees him. His arms and legs pump hard as he floats down to her. He sees Ranma.

"Lum-Chan? Where’s that idiot, Ataru?" he asks, "Have you finally given up on him?

"Ten-Chan! Darling is my life!" she says.

"He is also an idiot." he says. He looks at Ranma, "Who’s he?"

"Ten-Chan, this is Ranma." she says, "He is staying with us until we can switch him for Darling."

"Why? Was Ataru kidnapped or something?" he asks.

"No." says Lum, "He used the Trans-Dimension Pad last night."

"I told him not to." says Ten.

"What?!" asks Lum.

Ten is suddenly nervous, "He-he said it was cold last night and pulled it out of the closet. I told him it wasn’t a heating pad, but he wouldn’t listen."

Lum sighs, "I knew I shouldn’t have left him alone last night."

"Where were you?" Ranma asks.

"I was busy with some experiments on my ship." she says.

"Your ship?" Ranma asks.

"Yes." says Lum and points upward. A flying saucer hangs in the sky above them.

Ranma looks up, "That’s a UFO?!"

"That’s my ship." says Lum.

"You really are an alien!" he says.

"We both are." says Ten.

"Ten-Chan is my cousin." she says.

"You’re both from the planet ‘Oni’?" he asks.

Lum nods, "And so are Benten and..."

"Is Benten your cousin too?" he asks.

"NO!" Booms out a young woman’s voice from above.

All eyes look up to see Benten descending on her flying jetcycle.

"I am a Cosmic God." she says as she reaches street level.

"We were living on the same planet." says Lum.

"If you can call that ‘living’." says Benten, "It’s so boring! That’s why I come to visit Lum. Who are you?"

"I’m Ranma Saotome." he says. He looks at the jetcycle, "You don’t fly?" he asks.

"Like Lum? No. Flying is for Demons." she says, "We Gods prefer to travel with style."

"Humph!" says Lum as she takes offense again.

Benten looks around. "Where’s your husband, Lum?"

Ranma thinks, This Ataru must be a popular guy. Everyone is asking about him.

"Darling isn’t here." she says, "He may not be back until after tonight."

Benten relaxes a little, "That’s good. A girl’s not safe with him around."

While Lum grinds her teeth, Ranma asks, "What do you mean by that?"

"No offense, Lum, but," she says to her and looks at Ranma, "Ataru has a well deserved reputation for chasing women. Even when we turn him down or beat him to a pulp, he just does not give up."

"Sounds like a teen-aged version of Happosai." he says.

"Happosai?" asks Benten.

Ranma explains, "He’s the panty-stealing, girl-groping, pervert of a Martial Arts master who founded the Anything-Goes School."

"Does Ataru steal panties, Lum?" asks Benten.

"Certainly not!!" says an angry Lum. Her horns grow longer and her fangs are showing.

"Be glad for small favors." says Ranma, "If he is at the Tendo Dojo right now, you better hope he doesn’t pick up that habit from the old pervert."

"HE’D BETTER NOT!!!" screams Lum. FLASH/CRASH!!!

"OWW!!" Ranma sits up after being knocked to the ground. He rubs the same spot on his head that he hit earlier that morning. He looks at the others. Lum is still glowing.

"Lum?!" he asks, "Are you all right?!"

Still angry, she turns to him, "WHAT?!" she demands.

"You were hit by lightning!" he says. She looks at him, puzzled. The glow fades and the horns shrink.

Benten explains, "No. When Lum gets excited, she gives off lightning."

"And I can blow fire!" says Ten. He demonstrates with a big fireball.

"So much for being in Kansas." says Ranma. His stomach growls. "Is there somewhere we can get something to eat around here?" he asks.

"I saw a restaurant not far from here. It’s this way." says Benten as she rises up on her jetcycle and leads them to it.

As they near, Ranma sniffs, "Okonomiyaki." he says.

"How can you tell?" asks Lum.

"I can recognize that smell anywhere," he says, "but, something’s different."

Ranma looks at the shop curtain as they stop outside, "It can’t be." he says.

"What?" asks Lum. Ranma points. The sign says, "UCCHAN’S OKONOMIYAKI"

"So?" asks Lum. Ranma is too shaken to answer. They go in.

"Ucchan!" calls Lum.

"Be right there." answers a young woman as she serves a customer.

"Hi, Lum. What can I get for you and your friends?" she asks as she looks at the group.

"Ukyo?" asks Ranma. He is stunned. The girl standing there is a mirror image of Ukyo. She looks at him. The others sit down and stare at them.

"Yes, that’s my name." she says, "What would you like?"

Ranma snaps out of it and sits down, "Um, I-I’ll have a Seafood special?"

"One special coming right up." she takes the other orders and pours the batter.

As the okonomiyakis sizzle on the griddle, Ukyo tends to the other customers.

"Do you know her?" asks Benten.

"I thought I did." he says, "Where I’m from, there’s an Ukyo too."

"Two Ukyos?" asks Ten.

"What two Ukyos?" Ukyo asks. Ranma looks up. She is, once again, working on their order.

"Where I come from, there is another Ukyo." he says, "Ukyo Kuonji."

"Can’t be. That’s my name." she says. Her eyes narrow at him, "All right, just who are you?" She serves them.

Ranma takes a bite and swallows, "I’m Ranma Saotome." He looks confused and stares at his plate.

"What?" she asks, "Is something wrong with your pancake?"

"Don’t you mean pizza?" he asks.

"No," she says, "that’s a Japanese pancake."

"Pancake?" he asks. It’s another thing that tells Ranma, he’s not in Kansas anymore.

"Yeah, pancake." she says, "Is there anything wrong with it?"

"N-no." he says, "It’s great. It’s just a little different, that’s all."

Ukyo puts her hands on her hips and glares at him, "I’ll have you know, I’ve always used the same recipe that my father gave to me for the batter and the sauce." she says.

"That’s it." he says, "The sauce is different from the one made by the Ukyo that I know."

"How is it different?" asks Ukyo.

Ranma checks off a list of ingredients. With each one Ukyo is more and more surprised until the last one.

"I don’t know where you learned that list," she says, "but, I don’t use table salt, I use sea salt."

"Sea salt?" asks Ranma. He takes another taste, "You’re right. It is sea salt."

"You must eat at this other Ukyo’s restaurant a lot." says Benten.

"Well, she is my fiancée." he says.

"Fiancée?" asks Ukyo.

"But I thought you’re married to Akane Tendo?" asks Lum.

"I told you, we’re not married yet." he says, "We’re just engaged."

"Wait a minute!" says Ukyo with a little anger, "You have TWO fiancées?!"

"Take it easy, Ukyo!" he says as he backs off, "You’re not going to hit me with that big spatula, are you?"

She looks around, "What big spatula?"

Ranma suddenly realizes that this Ukyo is not wearing the big, steel spatula worn by his "Cute" fiancée. He returns to his chair.

"Why do you have two fiancées?" asks Benten.

"You can blame that on Pops." he says. Ranma explains how he got engaged to Akane and Ukyo. "...so, now I call Akane, my ‘Uncute’ fiancée."

"And this other Ukyo, what do you call her?" asks Lum.

"Oh, um, she’s my ‘Cute’ fiancée." he says as he raises his eyes to look at Ukyo.

Ukyo smiles and says, "I don’t think anyone would say I’m ‘Cute’." She laughs.

"Sure you are." says Ranma.

Ukyo stops laughing. She blushes, "Y-you think so?"

"The two of you are almost identical." he says.

"Almost?" she asks.

He says, "The Ukyo that I know is a Martial Artist and always carries a big steel spatula."

"A Martial Artist?" asks Ukyo.

"Uh-huh." he says and pauses. He smiles, "It’s kind of strange. You know, telling you about your other self."

"It’s kind of strange hearing about someone just like me." she says, then corrects herself, "Almost like me. I mean."

"So, why haven’t you picked a fiancée?" asks Benten, "What’s wrong with them?"

They all look at Ranma.

"It’s not them," he says, "it’s me."

"Well, what’s wrong with you?" asks Ukyo.

"Can I have a glass of cold water?" he asks. Ukyo nods and goes to get it for him.

Ranma almost hopes that the curse doesn’t work in this other dimension.

Ukyo returns with the water. Ranma takes a deep breath and dumps it on his head.

"Ran-Chan!" says Ten in shock.

"You’re right, Ten-Chan!" says Lum, "Except for the pigtail, he looks just like Ran-Chan."

"Hey!" he says, "Only Ukyo calls me that!"

"Why would I...?" Ukyo shakes her head, "Never mind. How did you do that?"

Ranma explains about his curse.

"So," says Ukyo, "your father not only has you engaged to two girls, but also knocked you into a spring that changes you into a girl?"

Girl-type Ranma nods, "He fell into a spring too."

"Both you and your father change into girls?" asks Benten.

"No." says Ranma, "He fell into a different spring. He changes into a big stupid panda."

"Well, that’s not so bad." says Ukyo, "At least you’re still human when you change."

"That’s what Ryoga says." he says.

"Who’s Ryoga?" asks Ukyo.

"He was knocked into another spring." he says.

"What does he change into?" asks Lum.

"Akane’s pet pig, P-Chan." he says.

"One of your fiancées has a boy, that changes into a pig, for a pet?" asks Benten.

"She doesn’t know." Girl-Ranma says.

"And you’re not going to tell her?" Ukyo asks.

"She’ll figure it out sooner or later." he says, "I hope she does before I get back."

"Why?" asks Ten.

"When Akane gets mad," he says, "I’m the one who gets hurt. If she finds out about Ryoga and P-Chan, she’ll probably want to kill me for not telling her sooner."

"Jackpot!" says a young man’s voice, "I told you there were some cute chicks in here."

Those seated at the counter, turn to the door. Three guys in leather jackets walk in.

"Hey, Doll." says one to Lum, "You look better than what’s on the menu."

"Good enough to eat." says the second to Benten.

"Maybe you’d like to join me for a drink?" says the third to Ranma.

Ranma turns back to Ukyo, "Hot water, please." Ukyo nods and gets a cup of hot water for Ranma. Ranma turns back to the guy, cup in hand.

"What are you going to do?" he asks, "Throw it in my face?"

"No, mine." says Ranma. Smiling, he empties the cup on his head. Ranma changes back.

"Hey! What’s going on here?" asks the guy.

"You just got the wrong girl." says the first guy as he puts his hand on Lum’s shoulder.

Lum smiles and soon, Z-Z-ZAK!! Electric shocks travel from her body to his.

"You’re both morons." says the second guy, then to Benten, "Don’t give me any trouble."

Benten smiles, "Ten-Chan?" she calls. Lum’s cousin floats down from the ceiling.

"What’s this?" the guy asks, "A floating beach ball?"

Ten draws in a deep breath.

Passersby watch as fire erupts from the restaurant. Soon, three guys looking "Well-done" stagger from the front door.

Boy-type Ranma sits back and looks at the others, "I could get to like it here." he says with a smile.

"Well, that was fun." says Benten as they leave the restaurant. She calls down her jetcycle, "What’s next, Lum?"

Lum rises up, "I have to look in on the experiments on my ship." she says.

"I want to go too." says Ten.

"No, Ten-Chan." says Lum, "You stay with Ranma. He must be at Darling’s house tonight."

Great, thinks Ranma, I’m being baby-sat by a flame-thrower.

Lum and Benten fly up to Lum’s UFO.

"LUM!!" calls out a young woman as she runs after them. Whether Lum hears her or not, she flies on.

"Shinobu-Chan!!" calls Ten. The woman turns.

"Ten-Chan! Ataru!" she calls and runs to them. When she reaches them, she gets a good look at Ranma and stops. "You’re not Ataru!" she says.

"I’m Ranma Saotome." he says, "Ataru should be back tomorrow."

"Tomorrow?" she asks.

"Ataru was kidnapped." says Ten.

"Kidnapped?!" asks Shinobu in surprise.

"He was not kidnapped!" says Ranma, annoyed.

"He’s a kid and he was asleep when you were switched?" asks Ten.

"It’s not the same thing!" shouts Ranma. "We just traded places."

"You and Ataru traded places?" asks Shinobu.

Ranma tells her, "He used some transfer pad device last night and we got switched"

"One of Lum’s devices?" she asks.

"Uh-huh." says Ten, "The Trans-Dimension Pad."

"GRR-R-R!" says Shinobu, "That, LUM!!" Her fists are clenched and her body shakes as she says it.

"Take it easy!" says Ranma. Ten makes a strategic withdrawal and flies off.

"You don’t understand!" says Shinobu, with tears in her eyes. "Ever since Lum and Ataru had that race, something always happens to keep Ataru and I apart!"

Ranma finally gets a clue, "You mean, you and...?"

Shinobu sniffs, "Yes. I told Ataru that if he won the race, I would marry him. Instead, Lum thinks he wants to marry her."

"MOROBOSHI!!!" yells a young man as he runs at them, sword raised, "How dare you make Shinobu cry again!!!"

Shinobu cries out, "Mendo! Wait! This is not...!" Ranma puts a hand to her shoulder.

"Relax," he says, "I know how to handle someone like him."

Ranma waits until Mendo jumps to bring his sword down, he then grabs Shinobu and leaps to the side, setting her down on a nearby bench. He leaps again as Mendo redirects his strike and bounces off of a tree. Mendo has yet to recover, when Ranma closes in. Using the "Chestnut Fist", he launches a flurry of blows at Mendo and sends him flying. With a "WHUMP!", Mendo lands in a bush. Ranma then plants the sword in the ground near Mendo as he lays there unconscious. Ranma takes Shinobu’s hand and leads her away.

"How did you do that?" she asks, "Mendo’s been trained to use that sword."

Ranma shrugs his shoulders, "Let’s just say, I’ve been practicing against a guy who’s a lot better with a wooden sword, than he is with a real one."

Shinobu looks back. "But what about...?"

"Don’t worry," says Ranma, "if he’s anything like Kuno, he’ll be okay."

"Kuno?" asks Shinobu.

"It’s a long story." he says, then asks, "How long have you known Ataru?"

"All my life." she says, "We grew up together."

"So," asks Ranma, "even back then you figured you’d marry him someday?"

"Yes." says Shinobu, "But now, with Lum here..."

Ranma nods, "You’re kind of like Ukyo." he says.

"You mean that girl at the pancake shop?" she asks.

"Not exactly." he says. Ranma explains how he got two fiancées.

"Aren’t you worried about them?" she asks, "Lum and I have tried to stop him, but Ataru is always chasing other girls."

Ranma smiles, "Ukyo and Akane can take care of themselves. If Ataru goes after them or even Shampoo and Kodachi, he’s gonna need some medical help when he gets back."

"Don’t be too sure of that." says Shinobu, "Even Lum’s electro-shocks don’t slow him down anymore. If there’s a girl involved, Ataru would endure anything to get a date with her."

"He might find out that these ‘girls’ are a little tougher than he’s used to." says Ranma, "They’ve been trained to defend themselves by our own resident pervert. I hope Ataru and Happosai don’t join up. It’s bad enough dealing with only one. I’m just glad we don’t have to worry about aliens like you do."

"A world without aliens." she sighs, "That would be nice."

"Well," says Ranma, "we did have to deal with an ‘Oni’ once. It kept possessing people we knew. We either had to knock it out of them or drive it out with a spirit ward. We finally got it back in it’s box, put a new seal on it and floated the box out to sea."

"Wish I had a box like that." says Shinobu. The thought causes her to smile.

"But," says Ranma, "without Lum’s help, Ataru and I won’t be able to trade places again. And, with Lum being an alien, I don’t know if a spirit ward would work on her anyway."

"That’s too bad." says Shinobu. She sighs, "I don’t think Sakura would make one for me anyway, if she knew I would use it on Lum."

"Shinobu!" a young woman’s voice calls out to them. They turn to see a young woman with red hair and wearing a dress, waving as she walks towards them.

"Hello Ran." says Shinobu. Her voice is a little cold.

"Hello." she says. She looks at Ranma, then looks around, "Where’s Darling?"

"If you mean Ataru, he’s gone." she says, "He should be back tomorrow."

"Tomorrow?" says Ran, looking disappointed, "We were supposed to go on a walk today."

"A walk?!" asks Shinobu. She becomes angry again.

As she smiles, Ran turns angry inside. She thinks, Damn! With Lum in her ship, I thought I’d have a chance to suck Darling’s youth.

Ran looks at Ranma, "Who are you?"

"I’m Ranma Saotome." he says.

"Ran-ma?" she asks. He shakes his head.

"No, just Ranma." he says, "They were right. You do look like me."

"Like you?" asks Ran. She studies his face.

Shinobu loses her anger and becomes puzzled, "You don’t look anything alike." she says.

"I mean, like my girl-half." he says.

"Girl-half?!" ask both girls.

Ranma sighs. He looks over and sees a faucet with a hose. "It’s easier to show you than to explain it." He walks over to the hose and turns on the faucet, spraying himself with water.

After the transformation, Shinobu, in shock, turns from girl-type Ranma to Ran and back.

"What are you?!" shouts Ran, "An Alien?!"

"I’m no more an Alien than you are!" he shouts back. Ran draws back in fear.

"Then," asks Shinobu, "how did you do that?"

"It’s a curse." he says and tells them about the springs of Jusenkyo.

"How many have fallen into these springs?" asks Shinobu.

"Hundreds, probably." says girl-Ranma, "The only ones I know of are Pops, myself, Ryoga, Shampoo, Mousse, and some assassin those creeps from Jusenkyo sent after us."

"Assassin?" ask Ran and Shinobu.

"Yeah," says Ranma, "they said we were breaking their laws or something."

"What happened?" asks Ran.

"I found out that their ‘assassin’ turns into a non-violent priest when splashed with cold water." he says, "As long as we kept him wet with cold water, he helped us. Otherwise, we didn’t stand much of a chance."

"That was quick thinking." says Shinobu.

"It was an accident." says Ranma, "A bucket of cold water was the only thing handy to throw at him."

"Is there a cure?" asks Shinobu.

"We don’t know for sure." he says, "We hope that by taking a dip in the ‘Spring of Drowned Man’, us guys can go back to normal."

"What about the other one, ‘Shampoo’, was it?" asks Ran.

"If it works for us," says Ranma, "she can splash herself with water from the ‘Spring of Drowned Girl’."

"The one that you fell in?" asks Shinobu.

"Yes." says Girl-Ranma, then asks, "Why did Lum and Ataru have that race? His mother said something about deciding the fate of the Earth."

Ran says, "Many years ago, the race of Demons was driven off the Earth and they settled on the planet ‘Oni’. The Cosmic Gods were there first, but let them stay. The Demons decided that they wanted the Earth back, but instead of an invasion that might have destroyed it, they picked Darling to play tag against Lum."

Shinobu picks up, "Ataru had ten days to catch Lum, but he didn’t know Lum could fly. It was only after he pulled off her bikini top that Ataru gained the advantage and on the last day he grabbed Lum’s horns." Shinobu’s face turns sad, "The night before, I told Ataru that if he won, I would marry him. After he won, Lum thought it was her, he was talking about when he said he could now get married." Shinobu starts to cry again, "And now she won’t leave!"

In tears, Shinobu runs away. Leaving Ran with Ranma.

Forgetting that he’s there, Ran says, "That’s what she gets for falling in love with that idiot."

"If he’s such an idiot," asks girl-Ranma, "then why are you after him?"

Startled, Ran realizes that Ranma is looking at her suspiciously.

"I-I-I..." she stutters.

"I mean what would a Cosmic God want with someone like Ataru?" he asks.

Flustered, she asks, "You knew?!"

Girl-type Ranma is shocked that he was right, but follows through, "It wasn’t hard to guess." He says, lying, "After I changed, right away, you thought I was an alien. Lum said there were others here like Ten and Benten. You don’t have horns, so you can’t be a demon. If Benten is here, then other Cosmic Gods could be here as well. And, you knew about how the Demon race came to live on ‘Oni’ and that the Cosmic Gods ‘let’ them stay. You said that as if you’ve had a grudge against them for a long time. Or, at least against Lum. What better way to get back at Lum than to try to steal Ataru away from her."

Angry, Ran says, "Only Lum and Benten know I’m an alien. You better not tell anyone else!"

"Why should I?" asks Ranma, "If you could have taken Ataru away from Lum, you would’ve done it by now. Even if you do, from what I hear, Ataru’s no prize. If all you want is revenge, you and Ataru deserve each other!"

Ran blows a fuse, "REVENGE! I’m not going to take ‘Darling’ away from Lum! With a kiss, I can suck any man’s youth and turn him into an old man! I’m going to find Ataru and drain him dry! Now tell me where he is or I’ll start with you!" She advances on Ranma.

"YEEEEK!!" Ranma turns and runs away. Ran is close behind.

"TELL ME WHERE HE IS!!!" she shouts.

"Great!" says Ranma, "Now I’ve got a ‘Wicked Witch’ after me. If Ryoga were here, P-Chan would make a perfect ‘Toto’. Where’s a ‘Good Witch’ when you need one?!"

A shopkeeper sees them coming up the street, "Are you two girls in a race or something?!" he shouts as they pass.

"Girls?" asks Ranma, then says, "AH-HA!!" He stops and turns to face Ran.

She screeches to a stop and, breathing hard, she closes the distance between them.

Ranma smiles, "What are you going to do? Kiss a girl?"

Ran freezes in her tracks, her claw-like hands centimeters from girl-Ranma’s face.

"GRR-R-R!!! YOU’RE RIGHT!!!" she screams, "But I’ll find out what changes you back into a boy and I’ll drain you like a fresh squeezed orange!!" She stalks away.

"Whew!" he says relieved, "Now all I need is a yellow brick road."

Ranma walks in the direction away from Ran.

A little boy floats by, "HEY, TEN!!" calls Ranma. The boy circles back.

"Ran-Chan?" asks the boy, puzzled.

"No. It’s me, Ranma." he says, "It’s about time you came back, you Munchkin."

"Munchkin?" asks Ten, "I-I went to find Lum in case you and Shinobu had a fight."

"Why would I have a fight with her?" asks Ranma, "It’s Lum she’s mad at. Besides, you were supposed to stay with me. Remember?"

Ten begins to fidget and tears form.

"Never mind, Ten. I’m sorry." he says, embarrassed at taking out his anger on a little boy, "Let’s go back to Ataru’s house before something else happens. Okay?"

"Okay." says Ten as he leads Ranma back to the house. "Why are you a girl?" he asks.

"Let’s just say that I feel safer like this right now." girl-type Ranma says.

"You wouldn’t say that if Ataru was here." says Ten.

"It’s not Ataru that I’m worried about." he says.

They make it to the Moroboshi house.

"Hello! We’re back!" says Ten as they enter the door.

Mrs. Moroboshi says, "Hello, Ten-Chan. Who’s your little friend?"

"It’s me, Mrs. Moroboshi. Ranma Saotome." he says.

"But, I thought you were a boy?" she asks.

"Not all of the time." he says, then asks, "Is Ran around?"

"No," she says, "I haven’t seen her for quite a while."

"Good." he says, "Can I have some hot water, please?"

"Are you going to make some tea?" she asks. She puts a kettle of water on the stove.

"If there’s some left over, I might." he says.

After a few minutes, steam rises from the pot.

"That should be hot enough." he says and with a towel he removes the kettle from the stove.

"It’s not hot enough for tea." says Mrs. Moroboshi.

"It doesn’t have to be boiling, just hot." he says and pours it on his head.

"What are you do...?" Ataru’s mother asks, then stops as he transforms.

She drops back into her chair, "Y-you were a girl. N-now you’re a boy?"

"Mrs. Moroboshi? Are you all right?" he asks and puts the kettle back on the stove.

"H-how d-did you do that?" she asks.

"Mrs. Moroboshi, you have a demon, who wants to be your Daughter-in-law, and her cousin, both living with your son." he reminds her. "I didn’t think that my changing between boy and girl would be such a shock to you of all people."

"I’m sorry," she says, "I just wasn’t expecting something like this."

When the water is hot enough, Ranma makes tea while Ataru’s mother calms down.

"Thank-you." she says as he gives her a cup.

The door opens. "Hello, Dear." says Mr. Moroboshi, "Oh, we have a guest." He looks around, "Where’s Ataru?"

"Hello, Dear." she says, "Ataru’s not here right now. This is Ranma Saotome."

"Hi." says Ranma.

A girl follows Ataru’s father in the door. She is carrying a take-out box.

"Lum-Chan!" calls Ten.

"Hello." she says to all of them, "Ranma, this box is for you." She hands it to him.

"For me?" he says, "From who?" He opens it. There inside, is an Okonomiyaki. On it is written, "Please meet me at the vacant lot. Ukyo."

"What does she want?" he asks Lum.

"She wouldn’t say." says Lum.

Ranma worries about running into a certain alien while in boy form.

"Well," he says, "if I’m going to go out..." Ranma pours himself a glass of cold water and dumps it on his head. He changes. Mrs. Moroboshi leads her husband to a chair as he is now in shock, much like she was.

"Lum?" he asks, "Could you show me to the vacant lot?" Lum nods and they leave.

"I’ve always wanted a daughter." says Mrs. Moroboshi after they are gone.

"With him as your child," says Ten, "you could have had a son and a daughter."

Ranma and Lum arrive at the vacant lot. Ukyo is sitting on an unused length of sewer pipe.

"Hi, Lum." she says, "Ranma? I thought you would be here in your boy form?"

"I just thought I would surprise you." he says as a lame excuse. "What is it you want, Ukyo?" he asks, then points, "Where did you get that big spatula?"

On her back, Ukyo is wearing a big metal spatula. "It belongs to my father." she says, "He stopped by the shop this afternoon. He was wearing it on his back and I asked him about it. He told me that if he had had a son, he would have taught him how to use it. I asked him if I could try it out. Would you teach me?"

"Why me?" girl-type Ranma asks.

"You and that other me have known each other for a long time." she explains, "If anyone should know how she uses it, it would have to be you."

"You’re probably right," he says, "but I would have to learn how to use it before I could teach you." He walks over to her. She hands him the spatula.

"Lum?" he calls as he turns to her, "This is going to take a while. Why don’t you go home and tell them not to hold dinner for me?"

"I have some Okonomiyakis with me in case we get hungry?" Ukyo offers.

Lum nods and flies away.

Girl-type Ranma walks to an open spot while checking the weight and balance of the weapon in his hands. Ukyo watches as he takes some practice swings. Soon she can hear and feel the wind being pushed by the spatula. Her hair, dances behind her as the breeze passes. Nearby, Cherry leaves his tent and sits to watch. After a while, Ranma, sweating and breathing heavy, lowers the spatula.

"You are good!" says Ukyo.

"It takes a lot more effort than I thought." he says.

"That is because you were fighting your own weapon." says Cherry.

"What was that?" he asks, "Maybe you’d like to show me?" He offers the oversized spatula to the little monk.

Cherry waves him off, "I shall demonstrate with one of those." He points to the smaller spatulas in Ukyo’s belt. She gives him one.

"By holding the weapon always flat into the wind," he explains, "you fight not only your opponent, but your weapon as well by forcing it to stay flat all of the time." He holds the spatula flat as Ranma had, then brings the handle forward. The paddle is angled back, much like the sword of a Samurai preparing to slice through the bamboo armor of an enemy. Cherry pivots and then brings the paddle forward with an audible "Crack".

"I see." says Ranma and he repeats the moves shown to him. "So. That’s how she does it!" With a few more swings that generate more wind and a metallic "Ring" that was not there before, Ranma stops and hands it to Ukyo.

Unsure of her own ability, Ukyo tries too hard to duplicate the moves and falls to the ground as the spatula leaves her hands. "OW!" she cries. Ranma ducks behind a sewer pipe as the spatula sails on by. Girl-Ranma retrieves the spatula and returns it to Ukyo as she gets back up again.

"Are you okay?" he asks.

"Like they say," she says, dusting herself off, "the only thing hurt is my pride." She takes it from him and sets herself again.

"You must not treat the weapon as a club." admonishes Cherry, "You must make it a part of yourself." He holds up his spatula, "Move with me."

Ukyo tries to do the same, "I’m never going to get this right." she says.

"Patience." says the monk. His moves become fluid and slow. Like someone practicing a form of relaxation and not a martial art. Ukyo follows along and both speed up as she becomes accustomed to it.

"I DID IT!!" shouts Ukyo after her spatula rings true as it passes through the air.

"You see." says Cherry, "The right Teacher and the right Student can accomplish great things."

Sensing that the training has paused, Ukyo makes a suggestion, "Why don’t we take a break and have something to eat?"

Like Pavlov’s dog, the very mention of food causes Cherry to drool. Ukyo walks over to her take-out box. She gives one to Cherry and Ranma, then nibbles on her own as they settle down to eat.

"Ranma?" asks Ukyo, "How long are you going to stay here?"

Pausing between bites, girl-type Ranma says, "If everything works out all right, I should be back home tomorrow morning."

"And, if it doesn’t?" she asks.

"I’ll have to keep trying until it does." he says. Ukyo looks down in disappointment.

Cherry finishes his Okonomiyaki before he says, "You’re the second Ranma that I’ve met today. Are you related?"

"I’m the same Ranma you met this morning." he says, "Thanks to a curse, I’m not always a boy."

"A curse?" asks Cherry. Ranma tells him about the springs of Jusenkyo.

"A most interesting curse." says Cherry when he is done. Cherry closes his eyes in concentration.

Girl-type Ranma looks around.

"What are you looking for?" asks Ukyo.

Startled, Ranma says, "Oh! Um... I’ve gotten so used to him showing up, that for a minute I thought he might be here."

"Who?" asks Ukyo.

"Ryoga." he says.

"You mean, Akane’s pet pig?" she asks.

"He’s not always a pig." Ranma has second thoughts about that statement, but goes on, "When he’s a pig, he’s called P-Chan."

"What made you think that he might be here?" she asks.

"That guy has no sense of direction." he explains, "If anyone could find their way here by mistake, it would have to be him."

"What does he look like?" she asks.

"When he’s not a pig, he carries a backpack and bamboo umbrella." he says, "But, he always wears a yellow and black checked bandanna. So, if you ever see a little pig with a bandanna like that, do me a favor and hit him with some hot water." He smiles.

"I’ll try it if I see one." she says.

Ranma thinks for a moment, "You might want to wrap a towel around him first."

Ukyo looks puzzled. She thinks it through, then blushes at the idea of a little pig changing into a boy, wearing nothing but a bandanna.

When the Okonomiyakis are gone, Cherry stands and heads for his tent, "Tomorrow, we shall continue the training. Young lady," he says to Ukyo, "you are a good student."

"What about me?" asks girl-type Ranma.

"You are a great student," says Cherry as he enters his tent, "but you will never be a great teacher."

Steam pours from Ranma’s head as his face turns red.

"Oh, come on, Ranma." says Ukyo trying to calm him down, "Pay no attention to the monk behind the tent flap."

"Oh, you’re back." says Mrs. Moroboshi when she opens the door for Ranma.

"Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Moroboshi." girl-type Ranma says, "Is Lum home?"

"She’s upstairs in Ataru’s room." says Ataru’s mother.

"Are you spending the night with us?" asks Mr. Moroboshi.

"Not all of it, I hope." he says, "Just until Ataru and I can switch again."

"Do you want to change back?" asks Mrs. Moroboshi, "To a boy, I mean."

Ranma looks down, "I think I’d better. I don’t know if it’ll work if I’m like this."

Ataru’s mother gets the teapot from the stove and pours hot water on Ranma. After the change, she puts more water into the pot and returns it to the stove.

Ranma walks upstairs. Pausing, he knocks on the door to Ataru’s bedroom.

Lum opens it. "Ranma!" she says, "Come in. It’s getting late."

Floating in a corner, Ranma finds Lum’s cousin, already asleep.

Ranma sees the bedroll and the cord from the pad leading to a wall outlet.

He looks around, "Will you be sleeping in your UFO tonight, Lum?" he asks.

"No." says Lum, "I want to be here when Darling comes back."

"H-here?" he asks.

"Yes." she says and pulls open the closet. In it, is another bedroll on the floor.

Ranma lets out a nervous laugh. He had only seen the one bedroll laid out for him.

Ranma takes off the shirt given to him by Lum that morning. He turns away to remove the pants when he notices that Lum is still looking at him. Embarrassed, he hands her the clothes and climbs into the bedroll. Lum then inspects the bedroll to make sure it is in the right position and at the same time, gives Ranma a closer look at her than he expected.

When she is satisfied that all is in order, she turns out the light, gets into her bedroll and closes the closet door part way.

Ranma turns over and thinks about the events of that day, trying to put all thoughts of Lum out of his mind as he drifts off to sleep.

Ranma awakens to find that he is once again in his own room at the Tendo Dojo. With a sigh of relief, he lies back down and listens to his father’s snore. The sound of someone else sleeping in the room attracts his notice. Did Ataru stay here after all? Ranma looks around. There by the door, is Akane. She is sitting up and asleep. She has a baseball bat resting on her knees. As a precaution, Ranma crawls over and removes the bat, just in case she suddenly wakes up and starts swinging. With the bat now safely out of range, Ranma relaxes and returns to the bedroll. He sits there and watches as Akane dozes. Her face is peaceful and calm. So different from when she is awake and angry at him. Genma’s snore changes tone as his breathing is briefly interrupted. Ranma looks at his father, then back at Akane. Her eyes open. Her hands reach for a bat that is no longer there. Surprised by it’s absence, she springs to her feet, ready to fight before she sees him.

"Ranma?" she asks in shock.

"Hi." he says.

"How long have you been here?" she asks.

"Just a few minutes." he says.

"Why didn’t you wake me?" she asks. She kneels by the bedroll.

He lifts the bat from it’s hiding place, "I didn’t want to be wearing this."

She looks around, "He’s gone isn’t he."

"If I’m here," says Ranma, "I sure he is."

"That’s a relief." she says. Then gets angry, "You have no idea what it’s been like here all day!"

"Still," says Ranma, "I feel sorry for him."

"Sorry?!" asks Akane, "He’s a bigger pervert than you are!"

"Akane," says Ranma, "you have no idea of what he’s gone back to. Over there, he’s got a demon girl that gives off lightning and wants to marry him, her cousin who’s like a little flame-thrower, an alien girl that would like to drain his youth. Also, there’s another girl he grew up with that also wants to marry him and some jealous guy that would like to take his head off. Being here must have been like a vacation for him."

"Are you saying, you’d rather be here, Ranma?" asks Akane.

"Are you kidding?" he says, "All I have to deal with is a curse, an Amazon with a ghoul for a Great-grandmother, three guys that would like nothing better than to kill me, a pervert for a Martial Arts Master, a panda for a father, a girl that’s as insane as her brother, two fiancées and one of them thinks that I’m a pervert. Why shouldn’t I rather be here?"

"I guess you’re right, Ranma." she says, "I mean, why would he want to go back to a demon girl?"

"Well," says Ranma with a smile, "she is a cute demon girl."

"Cute?!" asks Akane as she glares at him.

"MY COLLECTION!! WHERE IS THAT THIEF?!!"

Ranma and Akane turn to the hall as Happosai rushes up and pulls open the door.

"ATARU, YOU PERVERT!! WHERE ARE YOU?!!" He yells, waking up Genma.

Ranma says, "I’d guess he went back to where he came from."

Happosai sinks to the floor, "My collection." he whimpers.

"Ranma!" says Akane, her eyes wide in wonder, "You’re glowing!"

A blue haze surrounds him.

Ranma feels his hair stand on end as the static charge builds up. He leaps from the bedroll, "Akane! Look out!" He grabs her and pulls her away from the haze.

"What are you doing?!" she demands.

A voice calls from the haze. It is the ghostly voice of a very angry young woman, "DAH-LING-G-G!!". The haze erupts in blue fire and crackling thunder.

A second voice cries out. That of a very frightened young man, "EE-YY-OWW!!"

Moments later, the screams and blue fire disappear, leaving only bits of charred cloth drifting through the air. Happosai reaches out and catches one. He holds it close as the tears fall.

"M-my co-collection." He whimpers.

"Sea salt?" she asks, "I’ve never used it before."

"You should give it a try." he says.

"Wait a minute, Ranma." she says suspiciously, "Have you been eating someone else’s Okonomiyaki?"

"The only Okonomiyaki that I’ve eaten," he says with a smile, "are the ones cooked by Ukyo Kuonji."

Ukyo glares at him as if she still doesn’t trust him, "Okay, I’ll make a batch just for you, but don’t blame me if you don’t like it."

A boy runs into a restaurant, "Ucchan!"

KLANG!! The boy flies through the door and lands in the trash across the street.

Ataru looks up, says, "I’d recognize that spatula anywhere." and passes out.

A week later, Ranma is talking to a still shocked Ryoga.

"She knows, Ranma." he says.

"Who does, Ryoga." he asks.

"Ukyo." he says, "I was P-Chan and I was making my way through what I thought were the streets of Tokyo, except I couldn’t find anything but Ukyo’s restaurant. The next thing I know, I’m being grabbed from behind and dragged into the restaurant by Ukyo. She wrapped a towel around me and splashed me with hot water!"

"What did you do?" asks Ranma.

Shaking, Ryoga says, "I panicked! I ran out, found the nearest water and threw myself in!"

"Don’t worry about it, Ryoga." he says. Ranma explains.

"Another dimension?" he asks, "How did I get there?"

"You’re asking me?" says Ranma.

"If that’s true, then you don’t have to worry either, Ranma." says Ryoga.

"Worry about what?" he asks.

"While I was there, I saw a red-haired girl looking for you." he says, "At first I though she was you. She was furious and carrying a boiling teapot."

Ranma shudders at the thought.

"Where is this other dimension, Ranma?" asks Ryoga.

"Over the rainbow, Ryoga." Ranma says with a smile, "Somewhere, over the rainbow."

Fade Out

A little older looking Akane is putting books from a box onto a shelf. Her long hair is similar to when she first met Ranma. She is in a bedroom, different from the one she used to have. For one thing, there is P-Chan, wearing a familiar yellow and black checked Bandanna, watching her from a full-sized bed. She looks at a small hard cover book she has taken from the box.

"My Diary" it says on the cover. "Here you are." she says and takes a key from the back binding. She sits at a desk by the bed and unlocks it. She opens to the last page with writing on it.

"Looks like I haven’t had time to keep you up since the day Ranma and the others were cured." she says. P-Chan moves closer to her and, without looking, she reaches out to scratch him behind the ears.

She takes out a pen and writes:

Time to bring my diary up to date. Where shall I start?

After the cure, Cologne, Mousse, Shampoo, Sapphire, Opal and Jaden went back to China. The panda went with them and was released in a panda reserve. Sapphire met her fiancee Rubis, and it was love at first sight. That was three and a half years ago. So much seems to have happened since then.

Mousse’s eyesight and Ranma losing his fear of cats, weren’t the only extras following the cure, Ryoga now has an excellent sense of direction and has been making deliveries for Ukyo ever since. Even Dr. Tofu lost his nervousness around Kasumi and asked her to marry him. She agreed and he went out his mind. Leaping and spinning as he ran through the streets shouting, "She said, YES!". Four months later, they were married and now have two children, Emiko and Kenma. The room Ranma and his father were staying in is larger, so Dr. Tofu and Kasumi moved in there. It’s funny, even though he’s now married to my sister, we still call him, ‘Dr. Tofu’. Ranma then moved into Kasumi’s old room. Ranma’s father had a lot of explaining to do when he went home to his wife, but she took him back.

A year and a half ago, Ukyo and Ryoga, and Ranma and I, were married in a double ceremony. The others came from China to act as best men and bridesmaids. Three months later we acted as witnesses for them. Ranma’s father stood in for Opal’s father, while my father stood in for Sapphire’s. I think my father has fallen in love with Sapphire’s mother. He’s been back to China four times since the wedding. He calls them "Training Journeys". Ranma’s mother played the part of Opal’s mother. Sometimes she would slip and call Opal, "Lon-ko". For both weddings, Shampoo’s sister, Dye, made an adorable, if dangerous, flowergirl. As I was getting ready to marry Ranma, Dye said that if I was too nervous to go through with it, she would take my place. Needless to say, I turned her down, but I still had to break down the door of the dressing room after a chair had ‘accidentally’ found itself jammed against the door knob.

As Ukyo and I, joined Ranma and Ryoga for the ceremony, things became a little confused. For a while, it looked as though Ukyo was marrying Ranma and I was marrying Ryoga. What was even stranger, they didn’t seem to mind. It was when Ranma turned to Ukyo and Ryoga turned to me, that I had to say, "Wait a minute!?" All three of them started laughing like it was some big joke. I only wished they had let me in on it.

Halfway through our wedding, Kodachi Kuno crashed the ceremony, vowing to stop it. Shampoo, Dye, Opal, and even Sapphire teamed up and, as they called it, rendered her, ‘reasonable’. Ukyo and I wanted to help, but Cologne said it was the duty of the bridesmaids to prevent this from happening. Cologne made sure, that for the rest of the ceremony, Kodachi remained, ‘reasonable’.

Before they could get married, Shampoo and Mousse had to go through an Amazon ritual of some kind. Each had to answer any challenge to their union. Shampoo faced and defeated only one challenger, while Mousse had to face three. With Shampoo being the Great-granddaughter of the village Elder, it was no surprise that some would question Mousse’s fitness as Shampoo’s future husband. With his restored eyesight and no longer needing to rely on glasses, Mousse easily took on and defeated all of the young men who wanted to take his place. He even asked Ranma if he wanted to challenge his right to have Shampoo as his bride. Ranma, quickly and wisely, pointed out that he was already married and declined.

After graduation, Ranma was accepted to a university. Kodachi Kuno has also been accepted and started terrorizing it the moment she got there. Three months ago Ranma and I had our son. His name is Sounma, well, I had the baby, Ranma was passed out on the floor. Dr. Tofu delivered him as Cologne assisted. For some reason she said she had to be there when our child was born. Two weeks later she returned to China after Ukyo and Ryoga had their daughter, Ryuko. She has the blackest hair I have ever seen. After they were born, our fathers tried to talk Ranma and I into arranging a marriage between Sounma and Ryuko. We quickly put a stop to that. We told them that if, in the future, our child married Ryoga and Ukyo’s, it would be their decision, not ours. Still, she is cute. And if Ranma says, "Just like her mother." ONE MORE TIME...!

A letter from Shampoo arrived two weeks ago. She and Mousse are expecting their child in four months. She also said Opal and Jaden expect theirs in two months. Sapphire and her husband Rubis are still trying. Sapphire says her mother is thinking of coming to Japan. I haven’t told my father yet.

Ranma and I are settling into our new home. It’s a small addition father built onto the Dojo’s training hall. Kasumi’s children are now moved into our old rooms. After they were born, she was spending so much time with them, it was no wonder, that their first words were, "Auntie Nabiki."

Even though what I have written so far, seems more normal than what happened before Ranma and the others were cured, that doesn’t mean things were dull around here. Far from it. Ryoga and Ukyo had a few adventures of their own, and if I can get all the details from them, I will write them down here. One summer, Ranma and Ryoga worked as stuntmen on a movie, and almost killed each other during more than one fight scene. When the movie did come out, we were able to see it, only because those two had healed enough to be released from the hospital. Ukyo and I made it clear to them that if they ever tried anything like that again, we would put them back in the hospital, before the first day of shooting.

Akane smiles, puts the pen down, and closes her diary.

Ranma enters carrying a letter and a baby bottle.

"What’s that?" she asks.

"A bottle of cool water. It’s hot in here." he says.

"No, in your other hand, silly!" she points to the letter. He grins as he hands it to her.

"It’s a wedding announcement! Nabiki and Kuno are getting married!" she laughs.

"I’ll bet you, Akane, that by the time three months have passed after the wedding, she’ll have control of the Kuno family fortune." he says.

She laughs, "You don’t know my sister. If he’s marrying her, it’s because she already has control of it. Probably the only way she’ll let him have it back."

Ranma laughs and goes over to the crib to give Sounma his bottle.

"Akane, come here!" he says.

"What’s wrong?" she asks, getting up from the desk.

"The top came off the bottle." Ranma says as he sets the bottle down.

Akane looks at the baby, "He’s soaked. We’d better change him." Akane lifts her son from the crib, places him on the changing table and begins to pull off his clothes. Sounma is smiling.

"Akane," says Ranma. "I thought he had brown hair. Doesn’t it look a little red to you?"

"It’s just wet, Ranma. Let’s get his diaper off too." she says.

"Akane?" asks Ranma, "I thought we had a son?"

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, RANMA!!!" she shouts at him.

Ranma sits up in bed, his heart pounding. The room around him is dark.

"Ranma, what’s wrong?"

He turns, looking at him from the bed next to him, is Akane.

He looks across the room to the crib holding their son.

Ranma lies back down.

"A bad dream?" she asks.

"I hope that’s all it was." he says. As he lies there he thinks, Sounma has never been splashed with cold water. Maybe tomorrow, that will have to change. But, what if it were true? Akane would have to know. What about the others? What would happen if their children...?

Akane’s hand slides across Ranma’s chest, "I know of a cure for bad dreams." she says.

Soon, all thoughts of cold water disappear from Ranma’s mind.

Fade out.

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Genma has made a collar and leash for the panda and leads it to join the others.

On the way down, Akane walks between Ranma and Dr. Tofu. She turns to him.

"Dr. Tofu," she asks, "how long have you known about this spring?"

"My father," he says, "told me about this spring when I studied folk medicine with him."

Ranma asks, "Why couldn’t we use this spring before, if you knew it would cure us?"

Everyone comes to a stop and looks at Dr. Tofu.

Dr. Tofu looks at Ranma, "If we had used this spring before now, before you and the others started having the dreams, your two halves would have split with no souls to return to the other halves. The bodies would be here, but they would be empty. In other words, dead."

Everyone, except Cologne, is staggered by this revelation.

Akane looks down at P-Chan, she swallows and holds him closer. Ranma, with his arm around her, can feel her trembling as he looks at each of the others who had drowned at Jusenkyo. The animals may not understand, but Opal is crying into Jaden’s chest, her hands clutching at his robe and he is also visibly shaken after Cologne tells them what was said. As Soun is the one closest to her, Sapphire turns to him in tears. Having raised three daughters of his own, he draws her in to console her. Genma, Shampoo, and Mousse show the same reaction as Akane, to the animals in their charge.

Ukyo looks at Ryoga. He is standing there, frozen. His eyes stare vacantly ahead as Dr. Tofu’s words sink in. She steps into him and wraps her arms around him, holding him tight, waiting for Ryoga to come back to himself. Ukyo knows he would have gone without the cure, if it had meant that Akane would have been handed a lifeless P-Chan. She can feel the pounding of the heart within her own chest, echoing against his. As time passes, the two beats merge and become one.

Slowly, Ryoga’s arms enfold Ukyo, as he becomes aware of her presence.

As they stand there, wrapped in each other’s arms, Ukyo remembers the first night that Ryoga spent in the spare room next to hers above her restaurant. Sometimes he would call out and wake her as she dozed in the chair at his bedside. Once, when he had awoken her by calling out, "Akane", she had shaken her head and said, "Dreaming". He must have heard her because his voice changed and it sounded as if he was repeating a passage from a book. He had said, "We all need something to hold onto, even if it’s only a dream, but sometimes, a dream can fade and die."

It was Ryoga’s next line that hit Ukyo the hardest, "And sometimes, a new dream comes along to take it’s place."

In his arms, Ukyo promises to give Ryoga a new dream, and make it a reality.

Long moments pass as they and the others recover from this shock.

It is a much quieter group that is once again walking down the path.

Soon, Ryoga and Ukyo are leading the way. Halfway down they hear a familiar howl coming from the trail ahead. Ryoga looks at Ukyo.

"Looks like they haven’t learned their lesson." he says, smiling. She grins and nods.

Ryoga turns to Akane, P-Chan is starting to panic.

"Hold tight to P-Chan, Akane." he says as he pulls out his umbrella, "Ukyo and I will take care of this."

He turns to Ukyo, "Are you ready, Friend of my Soul?"

Her grin goes wider as she pulls the large metal spatula from her back.

"Right behind you, Friend of my Soul." she says. Together they run down the trail.

"‘Friend of my soul’?" asks Ranma. He shakes his head, "Must be a private joke, or something."

Akane turns to Ranma, "Aren’t you going to follow them?"

"Who me?" he asks, "I’m not going to spoil their fun."

As they reach the trees, Ryoga asks, "Ukyo, are we a couple now?"

"Yes, Sugar." she says as the first of the wild dogs come into view, "We’re a couple now."

Akane and the others listen as animal howls and human yells, mix with the sound of metal hitting flesh. Yelps of pain and cries of rage are followed by a distant voice bellowing, "BAKUSAI TENKETSU!!".

A loud rumble is heard and then silence.

They resume their walk down the trail, knowing that it is now, safe.

As they walk, Akane turns to him, "Ranma, how long have you known about Ryoga and P-Chan?"

"Well... I... uh..." stammers Ranma. Beads of sweat form on his face.

"When we get back," Akane says in an extremely threatening tone, "you and I are going to have a very, long, talk."

Ranma resigns himself to his fate, thinking, "So much for nobody getting hurt."

In China, the Jusenkyo guide is standing by the springs. He watches as six drain, then refill. He marks down each one as it happens, "Panda... cat... duck... boy... girl... pig..." He watches for others. Seeing no more drain, he says, "This very bad, can’t have ‘Training Ground of Cursed Springs’ without cursed springs. Look like I must find replacements again." He flips through his list of springs, finds what he wants, goes over to a spring and dips a pail into it. He takes the pail to his campfire and sets it aside. He takes a kettle of water and puts it on a hook above his campfire. He adds three drops from a small green bottle and says, "This for later, no need for me to stay cursed." He smiles, dumps the pail of spring water onto his head and changes into a large wolf. He turns to the woods and howls. Soon answering howls come and he lopes off into the woods.

At a Circus in Eastern China, a sideshow Barker is having problems.

"What do you mean, ‘It doesn’t work anymore.’?!" he demands.

"We’ve been trying all afternoon." says one performer, "It must have worn off."

"It’s a curse! How can it wear off?!" the Barker asks, "Did you use cold water?!"

Another performer, her feet in a tub of hot water and a blanket around her, says, "We even put ice in the water to make sure." she sneezes, "It just doesn’t work anymore."

He turns to his assistant, "How many are left that still change?"

The Barker’s assistant says, "Only three can’t change anymore, so that leaves seven."

"What did these three change into?" he asks.

"The boy, the girl, and the panda." says the assistant.

"What?!" says the Barker, "Those are my star attractions! Who cares if we can change a monkey into a mouse! We need these three to be able to change again!"

The Circus Manager asks, "How did they get the curse in the first place?"

"They each fell into a spring at some place called Jusenkyo." says the Barker.

"Well," says the Manager, "don’t just stand there. Take them back!"

After their return to Tokyo, the group breaks up as they walk. Cologne, Shampoo, and Mousse make their good-byes and, with the cat and duck, turn down a street leading to the Cat Cafe. Ryoga and Ukyo do the same as they head for her restaurant. Ranma notices that Ryoga seems to be leading the way.

Ranma discusses an idea he has, with the ones that remain.

As Opal, Akane with P-Chan, and Dr. Tofu enter the Dojo gate, Kasumi and Nabiki see them and walk out of the house to meet them. Jaden walks in next to Soun, with the panda, carrying a sign in his mouth, next to him.

"Hello, Dr. Tofu." says Kasumi as she greets him.

"Good afternoon, Kasumi. How are you today?" he asks in return.

"I’m fine. Thank-you Doctor." she says.

Nabiki looks at P-Chan, in Akane’s arms, then Opal, Jaden, and the panda. She says, "I guess it didn’t work after all." then to Opal with a smile, "Ranma, the price of hot water has just gone up."

Akane smiles as Genma, Ranma, and Sapphire step into view from beyond the Dojo gate. Genma soon stands by the panda, Ranma walks over to be next to Opal, Sapphire and Jaden are now arm in arm.

Nabiki and Kasumi both stare at them with an amazed look in their eyes. This proves to be too much for Kasumi, her hand goes to her mouth, "Oh, my!" she says and faints.

Dr. Tofu rushes forward and catches her. He picks her up and carries her inside. Nabiki looks as though she might follow her older sister’s example. Soun Tendo keeps his middle daughter on her feet as he guides Nabiki inside.

Through Sapphire, Opal and Jaden say good-bye. Sapphire leads them to the Cat Cafe.

Genma takes the leash and guides the panda around the house. Ranma tries to follow.

"Hold it right there, Ranma!" says Akane.

Ranma cringes, "Uh-oh."

"‘Uh-oh.’, is right!" she says grabbing his arm, "You and I are going up to my room so we can talk in private!" and pushes him ahead of her as they go inside.

A voice calls out from upstairs, "Ranma, my boy! It’s been a long time! Heads up, Cutie!"

Ranma is doused by cold water. Instead of getting angry, he waits for the inevitable as Happosai follows the water and lands on his chest. It takes a few moments for Happosai to realize that something is wrong.

Ranma grabs him by the collar, "And just who do you think you were looking for?" he asks as he pulls Happosai away and gives him a good look at his chest.

"What?!" says Happosai, "Wasn’t that water cold enough?!"

"It’s all over, Freak!" says Ranma as he carries Happosai outside, "Looks like you’ll have to find your nourishment somewhere else!" Ranma tosses him up in the air, pulls back his right foot, "PUNT!!" and kicks Happosai for all he’s worth.

Two students from Furinkan High School look up, then at each other. Both nod and say, "Boy-Ranma." and continue on their way.

"Ranma!?" asks Akane, "Was that really necessary?"

"Don’t worry about him, Akane." Ranma says, "He’ll be back in no time."

"But for now," she says as she again leads Ranma back inside, "we are going upstairs."

Genma, who has returned from tying the panda to a tree in back, hears this, walks to the living room door and calls to his friend. Together, he and Soun watch as their children go up to Akane’s room and close the door.

Nabiki leaves the living room to find them at the bottom of the stairs and looking at the upper floor.

"What’s going on up there?" she asks.

Her father jumps, "N-nothing, Nabiki! Wh-what makes you think anything is going on in Akane’s room? I mean! How is Kasumi?"

Nabiki looks back at the living room and says, "She’s fine. Dr. Tofu’s with her. I’d better get back." She looks up in the direction of Akane’s room, "I guess they aren’t the only ones who need a chaperone." She returns to the living room.

Ryoga and Ukyo reach her restaurant.

"I’m impressed, Ryoga." she says, "You didn’t get lost once."

"It must have been that spring, Ukyo." he says, "My mind is clearer now than it ever was. I think I could guide you back to that spring and not take a single wrong turn."

"We’ll see, Ryoga." she says and gives him a little test, "Which way is the Tendo Dojo?"

Ryoga points and gives directions from their location, he even gives her a shortcut she didn’t know about. He does the same for the Cat Cafe and Furinkan High School.

"Okay, Ryoga. Enough." she says, smiling, "You made your point. Come on inside. You’ve got some bed rest to catch up on." She takes his arm as they go in together.

"WHERE IS THAT BOY?!!" yells Happosai after he knocks down the front door. He is breathing hard and his battle aura surrounds his body, "NOBODY DOES THAT TO ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!"

"Please, Master." begs Soun, "Keep your voice down. He’s upstairs with Akane."

Happosai’s eyes open wide, his aura fades, "Well, that’s different! I didn’t know the boy had it in him."

He begins to climb the stairs.

"Master!" Soun says in a loud whisper, "I’m sure they wish to be left alone!"

"You worry too much!" he whispers back, "They won’t even know I’m there."

In Akane’s room, Ranma is standing by the desk. Akane is sitting on the bed and looking at P-Chan as he begins to explore the room. Finally she asks, "All right, Ranma. The truth this time. How long have you known about P-Chan?"

Ranma takes a deep breath. With a sigh he says, "Almost from the very beginning."

Ranma tells Akane about the night when she found P-Chan in her room and asked Ranma to give him a bath. He explains how P-Chan changed when he put the little pig in the hot water and became Ryoga.

"It all goes back to that fight we were supposed to have in Junior High." Ranma says, "After three days, he didn’t show so I went home. I thought that was the end of it, but when my father took me to China, Ryoga followed us there. After we fell into the springs, I was chasing Pop and somehow Ryoga was knocked into the ‘Spring of Drowned Piglet’."

"No wonder you two are always fighting. But that still doesn’t explain why you didn’t tell me about Ryoga and P-Chan." she says.

"I’m not the only one who’s kept it from you, Akane." he says.

"So," she says, "everyone knew and was laughing at me behind my back! ‘There goes Akane Tendo. She has a boy for a pet and even takes him to bed with her.’?!"

P-Chan is on the floor. He is rooting around and sniffing, as if looking for food.

"Look at him, Ranma." she says, "He doesn’t even act like he used to."

Ranma picks him up and holds him out to Akane. "No, Ranma." she says, shaking her head, "I can’t. He’s just not the same anymore." Ranma sets him down again. P-Chan resumes his search of the room. P-Chan stops at the door and snorts. Ranma looks at him. P-Chan looks at the door, then Ranma, then back at the door. His actions remind Ranma of something he used to do when he was still Ryoga’s other half. Ranma goes over and picks up P-Chan once more. Without waiting for an argument from Akane, he forces the little pig into her hands and takes something from Akane’s desk.

"What are you going to do with that, Ranma?" she asks. His hand is a blur as the object streaks toward the door.

Happosai leaps back as the needle sharp blade of the letter opener punches through the outer skin of the door. From his new vantage point, at the top of Genma’s head, he stares at the knife point that now occupies the space his ear was in, just seconds ago.

He rubs the side of his face, then looks at his hand, as if checking for blood.

"I guess they wish to be left alone." he says. The others, standing just below the top of the stairs, nod. First Soun, and then Genma, with Happosai still perched on his head, turn to go back downstairs. After they are gone, Ranma and Akane close the door.

Ranma turns to look at her, "P-Chan may not be as different as you think, Akane."

Akane looks down at the little pig in her arms and a smile returns to her face.

"Come on Ryoga, only one more step." says Ukyo as she leads him up the stairs.

"I think the tea has worn off." he says. His feet are now like lead weights as Ukyo helps him return to the same room he has occupied the last few days. Carefully, she lowers him to the bed. Off come the boots and his shirt. Ukyo leaves the room to give him some privacy as he finishes getting ready for bed. While she is out, she gets a medical kit and brings it back to the room. When she returns, Ryoga is already asleep. With a smile, she sits beside the bed and removes his arm from beneath the covers. She takes off the dressing applied by Cologne. The scrape, from the paw of a dog that almost got her, is healing nicely. She cleans it, then applies ointment and a fresh bandage. As she works, she remembers that it was he, who said it first; ‘Friend of my Soul’. If you loved someone so much, you would risk your life to save theirs, that, is what you would call them.

She places his arm on the blanket and starts to stand, his hand reaches out and takes hers. "Ukyo." he calls out. She looks at him, but he is still asleep. She sits back down. It was only a few days ago that it was "Akane." that he had called out in his sleep. After a few moments his hand relaxes. She thinks of something and decides to see how it sounds. Holding his hand, softly, she says, "Mrs. Ukyo Hibiki."

Ryoga stirs in the bed, "What? Ukyo, did you say something?"

Smiling, she says, "It’s okay, Ryoga. Go back to sleep, and this time, Ryoga, no more nightmares. Please?" A brief smile touches Ryoga’s face. His eyes close.

Ryoga opens his eyes again, "Ukyo, please look in on my dog, Checkers."

Ukyo asks, "But, I thought you hated dogs?"

He says, "That was because of P-Chan’s memories. I could never hate Checkers."

Ukyo listens as he gives her directions to a house he has only found with help or by accident before. She promises to see how his dog and her puppies are doing and to leave a note for his parents if they are not there. Exhausted by this last effort, Ryoga closes his eyes again. Once more she places his hand on the bed. This time she does not get up, but watches as he sleeps.

At the Cat Cafe, Cologne watches as the cat and duck play together. Finally, the duck lies down. The cat leaps on his back, curls up and goes to sleep. Mu-Mu Chan extends his wings, then brings them in to cover the cat in a blanket of feathers.

"That looks familiar." she says, "Maybe there is something of you two still within them." She turns to look at Shampoo and Mousse. They seem to be ignoring her and the animals completely. She walks over to separate them.

"That’s enough, you two." she says, "We have to get this cafe ready for it’s next owner."

The spell broken, they turn to her.

"What you talking, Great-grandmother?" asks Shampoo.

"We can’t stay here forever." she says, "We have to get back to our village in China."

"Shampoo no want to go!" she says.

"If Shampoo stays, so will I." says Mousse.

"That is just not possible." Cologne says, "We must go back and we will take Sapphire, Opal and Jaden with us. Besides, it’s not as if we were leaving tomorrow. It’ll take a few weeks to find someone to take over here and to arrange for our return. And, I think a going away party is in order. It’ll probably take us three days to clean up just from that."

On the way to the cafe, Sapphire, Opal, and Jaden come across someone who thinks he knows one of them.

"Saotome!" he says, "I thought you were to be ‘cured’ this day. Did it not work?"

Opal appears to recognize him. Her look is one of annoyance bordering on hatred.

"I do not know who you are." says Sapphire, "But this is no longer Ranma Saotome. This is his former girl half, who’s identity has been returned to her. Her name is Opal. She is of a China long past and does not understand your Japanese."

"If that is indeed the case," says Tatewaki Kuno, drawing his kendo sword, "inform her that I would date with her."

Jaden steps in front of Opal. "And just who are you?" asks Kuno.

"This is her fiancé, Jaden." says Sapphire.

"FIANCÉ?!?!" he says. Enraged at the hated word, he swings his sword at Jaden.

Jaden catches the wooden sword and takes it away from Kuno. He runs his thumb and forefinger along it’s entire length and gives it back.

Dumbfounded, Kuno stands there looking at his sword, as Opal, Jaden and Sapphire resume their walk to the Cat Cafe.

After they are gone, Kuno watches as his kendo sword splits into two identical halves.

At the Tendo Dojo, Ranma is still trying to help Akane come to terms with the relationship that existed between Ryoga and P-Chan. As they talk, P-Chan watches them from the bed.

"It’s not as if we didn’t want to tell you, Akane," he says, "I guess we all thought that if anyone should tell you, it had to be Ryoga."

"It’s okay, Ranma." she says, "I know I should be upset with Ryoga for not telling me, but I can understand why he didn’t. He’s just a lonely boy. At least when he was P-Chan, he was accepted as part of this family. Maybe we can find someone for him."

"I wouldn’t worry about that, Akane." says Ranma, "The way he and Ukyo were acting on the way back from the spring, I’d say they both found what they needed."

"I guess you’re right." says Akane, "I wanted to talk to Ryoga on the train coming back, but Ukyo wouldn’t let me get near him."

"That reminds me," says Ranma as he pulls a piece of cloth from his pocket, "Ryoga wanted me to give you this." he shows her a yellow and black checked bandanna, walks to the bed, and ties it around P-Chan’s neck. Akane stares at P-Chan as Ranma steps back.

Tears form in her eyes, she turns and wraps her arms around him, her face buried in his chest, "Thank-you, Ranma."

"Akane?" says Ranma.

"Yes, Ranma?" she asks. Her voice muffled by his chest.

"What are we going to do now?" he asks.

"What do you mean?" asks Akane as she pulls back to look at his face.

"We are, after all, engaged. Aren’t we?" he asks. He places his hands on her shoulders.

"Yes?" she asks, suddenly suspicious, "Just what did you have in mind?"

"Well." he looks deep into her eyes and asks, "Shouldn’t we tell our fathers?"

Akane stares at him for a second, then starts to laugh. Again, tears form in her eyes from this emotional release. After a minute, her laughter eases.

Ranma is not done yet, "What’s wrong, Akane? Don’t you think they’ll approve?" he asks.

Akane starts laughing all over again. Her laughter rings throughout the house.

Soun, Genma, Nabiki and Happosai look up, but it appears that Kasumi and Dr. Tofu, only have eyes for each other.

Fade out.

The next morning, the cafe is quite crowded as all concerned arrive. For Akane’s sake, Ryoga acts as if nothing is wrong, but he is sitting down when she and Ranma get there.

They go to the station and get on a train. They get off at the station for Gotemba, and catch the bus for Mount Fuji. After the bus drops them off, Cologne and Dr. Tofu lead the way to the spring.

Halfway up the trail to the spring, Ryoga and Ukyo slow down and soon fall behind.

"Come on Ryoga, we have to keep up." Ukyo says. She helps him walk.

"I’m trying." he says. They go on, but fall farther behind. Ahead of them, the others can no longer be seen. Ryoga is soon out of breath. Ukyo eases him down.

"Rest awhile." she says, "We’ll catch up later."

"If we don’t get there soon. They may start without us." Ryoga says between breaths.

"Ryoga," asks Ukyo as she sits beside him, "do you think this cure will work?"

Ryoga takes a deep breath and says, "I almost hope it won’t."

Puzzled, she turns her head to look at him. "Why?" she says, "I thought you said you wanted to be cured before Akane found out about P-Chan?"

"Even if they won’t admit it," he says, "Ranma and Akane do love each other. If Ranma is cured, nothing any of us do, will ever break them up. To her, I’m just a friend. Akane loves P-Chan, but only as her pet. If I am cured," he takes a deep breath as he pauses,

"P-Chan will be gone, and that will break Akane’s heart. I don’t think I could live with myself, with that on my conscience. I know that I would rather go without the cure, than hurt Akane."

Ukyo thinks for a while. Ryoga’s words, "To her, I’m just a friend." reflect her own feelings on how Ranma sees her. She decides that it is time to bring up a subject neither has talked about since it happened.

"Do you remember the Tunnel of Lost Love, Ryoga?" Ukyo asks. "Where we almost made it to the exit?"

He nods, "The ghosts said we were more of a couple than Ranma and Akane."

Ukyo says, "We had to fight them off just to get outside. When we got to that cafe, everyone thought we were a couple."

Ryoga says, "I think we may have deserved that for trying to break them up."

"If Ranma is cured, and we can’t break them up," asks Ukyo, "where does that leave us?"

"We’ll still be friends." he says, as he takes her hand in his and gives it a squeeze.

She squeezes his in return. "Ryoga?" she asks, "What kind of a friend am I to you?"

"You’re the best friend that I have." he says.

"That’s, not what I mean." she says as she continues to hold his hand.

"What do you mean?" he asks.

"My father said that there was more than one type of friend. Those you knew and liked, were just ‘plain’ friends. Those you cared about to the point that, if they got hurt, you would want to help them anyway you could. He said they were a ‘Friend of your heart’."

"Ukyo," says Ryoga, "if those are my choices, then you’re a ‘Friend of my Heart’."

A wave of relief passes through her.

She kisses his cheek, "Thank-you, Ryoga." and smiles, "Friend of my Heart."

Blushing, he asks, "Which is Ranma?"

She smiles, "I haven’t decided yet." It is a small lie, but harmless, at this point.

"Is there a third choice?" he asks.

She nods, "If you loved someone so much, you would risk your life to save theirs. They would be called a ‘Friend of your Soul’."

Ryoga nods.

Ukyo thinks of something he said the day before.

She asks, "Ryoga, do you think today might be the day?"

He nods and says, "Today may be the day."

He thinks, Today may be the day we give up on Akane and Ranma.

A howl is heard in the distance. They look at each other. A second howl is heard, closer.

Ukyo pulls him to his feet and says, "Let’s go Ryoga."

Fear drives them both now, but a low growl in front brings them to a stop. They are soon surrounded by a pack of wild dogs.

"Can you stand?" Ukyo asks. He nods and she releases him and readies her big metal spatula. Ryoga is unsteady, but covers her back. He unwinds his bandanna and begins to twirl. The dogs close in.

Ukyo sends three dogs flying with her spatula. Ryoga sends two running with his bandannas. Ukyo throws her large spatula at the pack leader, driving him away. Ryoga is down on one knee, his umbrella propping him up. Ukyo now has only her small spatulas and cannot keep the dogs at bay. "Ryoga! Help me!" she calls. Seeing her surrounded by dogs on three sides, he leaps in front of her, driving one finger into the ground. He yells, "Bakusai Tenketsu!" and uses his body to shield Ukyo from the exploding rock. The dogs that can, run. He falls into her arms.

"Thank-you Ryoga." she says.

"I hate dogs." is all he can say.

"I don’t blame you, Sugar. Lets go." Ukyo pulls him up the trail. Cologne watches from a tree as they move on. She disappears. As Ryoga and Ukyo enter a widening in the path, they see Cologne and Sapphire.

Over a small fire, a teapot is steaming.

Sapphire takes the teapot and pours into a cup, "Drink this, Ryoga."

Cologne says, "You will need this. You must be strong when you are cured."

Ryoga takes the cup. He says, "Thank-you." and drinks. Sapphire pours a cup for Ukyo.

She says, "Thank-you." She tastes the herbs and a generous portion of honey.

They rest for a few minutes, then Ryoga gets up, "Shall we go?" He gives Ukyo a hand.

He pulls her to her feet and they continue up the path. Soon they reach a clearing. The others stand around a stream leading to a pool fed by water from the side of a cliff wall.

Akane asks, "Where have you been?"

"We, um, got lost." Ukyo says.

Ranma looks at her, but says nothing.

"Great-grandmother, we here." says Shampoo, "We start now?"

Cologne studies the spring. "Not yet, we must wait until the hot water flows as well."

"How much longer do we have to wait?" says Ranma.

"Be patient, Ranma." says Dr. Tofu, "We can’t simply turn on the hot water, now can we?"

"Perhaps, we can." Cologne examines the rock face, "The hot water is here." she taps the cliff wall with her staff. A trickle of water appears. Steam rises from it in the cool air.

Soon, hot water flows into the pool mixing with the cold.

Everyone looks at Ranma. He says, "Pop, why don’t you go first."

Genma nods and steps up to the pool.

Dr. Tofu steps into the pool and says, "Mr. Tendo, I’ll need your help."

Soun Tendo nods and steps into the other side of the pool.

With a deep breath, Genma steps into the pool between the two men.

Dr. Tofu says, "Mr. Tendo, after we lower Mr. Saotome into the water, if you feel any change, pull him out." Soun nods. They lower Genma into the pool. The waters churn and Soun looks surprised as he pulls a panda out of the water.

"IT DIDN’T WORK!" shouts Ranma.

Then, Dr. Tofu pulls Genma from the water.

"WHAT’S GOING ON?" shouts Soun.

Akane helps Ranma pull his father from the pool. "Hey Pop, are you okay?" Genma nods.

Ryoga and Mousse pull the panda from the water. The panda wanders over to some bamboo, breaks off a piece and begins to eat.

Ranma eases his father down. Genma looks at the Panda and says, "Sure takes a lot out of you." as he works to get his breath back.

"Cologne, what just happened?!" demands Akane.

"The dreams they were having, were the souls trying to reclaim their bodies." says Cologne, "The souls could only do this when they went to sleep in the bodies of those that drowned at Jusenkyo. The healing waters of this spring, will allow the two halves to split and the souls to return to their bodies."

Ukyo pulls on his arm, "Ryoga, did you hear that?"

"Yes, Ukyo," says Ryoga with a dazed look on his face, "I can be cured and Akane will still have P-Chan."

"But, if she sees P-Chan coming out of the water...?" she asks anxiously.

Ryoga nods, "Maybe it’s better this way. If she wants to kill me for not telling her sooner, I won’t stop her."

"She’ll have to get through me first, Sugar." says Ukyo.

Ryoga looks at her, thinking, Did she mean that?

She looks at him, "I didn’t spend the last few days nursing you back to health, just to let someone kill you." She pokes his chest with her finger, "And, once we return, you’re going right back in that bed."

Ryoga stares at her with his mouth open. She reaches over, closes it for him, and pats his cheek as she smiles.

Shampoo goes next, then Mousse. As Shampoo helps Mousse out of the pool, his glasses fall off. She bends down to pick them up.

He stares at her, "Shampoo? Is that you?"

She stands and hands him his glasses, "Here, Mousse, put on glasses."

He looks at the glasses, then back at her, "No, Shampoo." he says, "I don’t need them anymore."

"You no need glasses?!" she says, staring at his face.

"No, I don’t." he says, trembling, "Shampoo, you’re beautiful!"

"You see Shampoo without glasses!" she says, "I so happy!" and throws her arms around him, nearly knocking them both back into the pool. Shampoo pulls back a bit, looks Mousse in his eyes and says, "Wo ai ni." Mousse’s eyes tear up as they resume their embrace.

The others look at Dr. Tofu and Cologne.

"I told you it was a healing spring." says Cologne. Then to Ranma, "Well, former Son-in-law, I guess you’re off the hook."

When they part, Shampoo takes Mu-Mu Chan from Ukyo.

Ranma stands behind Akane as Ryoga walks by with Shampoo’s cat.

He gives the cat to Mousse.

Sapphire takes her turn and a robe from Cologne’s pack covers Jaden as he is pulled from the pool.

"You’re next, Ranma." says Dr. Tofu. Ranma looks at Akane, then Ryoga and Ukyo, and steps into the pool. Another robe is provided for Opal as she leaves the pool. The others watch as Opal and Jaden are reunited at last.

The flow of hot water begins to decrease.

Cologne says. "If anyone else needs this cure, they’d better do it now."

As he steps forward, Akane asks, "Ryoga?"

"I had hoped you would never see this, Akane." he says. He looks at Ukyo. She nods. He looks back at Akane, "But I am glad I no longer need to keep this from you." He steps into the pool.

Dr. Tofu and Soun Tendo lower him into the water. Moments later, Dr. Tofu lifts Ryoga out of the water. Ukyo and Ranma pull him from the pool.

Soun has his back to her as he calls, "Akane, come here."

She steps to the pool not knowing what to expect. Soun turns and hands his youngest daughter, a little black piglet.

"P-P-P-Chan?!" she says. Akane’s hands shake as she takes him. The little pig opens his eyes and snorts softly. As with the others and their clothes, he is not wearing the Bandanna that he wore when he was Ryoga’s other half.

The hot water stops flowing from the rock. "It is done." says Cologne.

Akane carries P-Chan over to Ryoga, who, is resting on Ukyo’s lap. Ukyo has her hands on his shoulders and looks as though she is ready to protect him, if needed.

"I’m sorry, Akane. I just couldn’t bring myself to tell you." he says, "You’re one of the kindest people I’ve ever known. I hope you’re not too angry."

Akane, as if in shock, looks at P-Chan, then Ryoga, "Ryoga, you and P-Chan, have helped me through some very rough times." she says, "Even with Ranma and my family, I don’t know how I would have gotten by, without the two of you." He smiles. She adds, "What are you going to do now?"

Ryoga looks up at Ukyo, she says, "Akane, you leave him to me. Ranma?"

"Yes, Ucchan?" he asks.

"From now on, we’re just ‘plain’ friends." she says, "You got that."

"Yes, Ucch-," he stops as she gives him a stern look, then says, "Yes, Ukyo."

Ryoga understands what she means, and smiling, he says, "Poor Ranma, dumped by two girls in one day."

Ranma looks at Mousse and Shampoo, Ryoga and Ukyo, then Akane and says to Ryoga, "Today the best man won." Who that is, he doesn’t say.

Ukyo says, "I told you Saotome, if you didn’t choose, someday that choice would be made for you."

Ranma adds, "So far, it doesn’t look like anyone has gotten hurt."

Akane pulls on Ranma’s arm, "What?" he asks. She points to Opal and Jaden. They are sitting together under a tree and holding hands. Akane leads Ranma away from the others. She puts P-Chan down and sits under a tree.

"Weren’t you going to ask me something after your cure?" she asks.

He smiles and sits beside her. Taking her hand, he says, "Akane, there is no one here telling us what we must do. What we do from now on, must be for us, not them." pausing, he says, "Akane, I love you. It would honor me greatly, if you would be my fiancée."

"Ranma," says Akane, "what I do now, is for us and no one else." she leans in close, "I love you. The answer is yes. I want you to be my fiancé." They both lean forward and kiss. After they part, Ranma smiles and says, "No tape this time."

Akane smiles, "No tape, no reversal jewel, no pendant."

He adds, "And no accident."

She smiles at him, "Am I still ‘uncute’?"

He smiles at her, "Akane, you were never, ‘uncute’."

"Are we still ‘just friends’, Ranma?" she asks.

"The best kind, Akane." he answers. They both lean forward again.

Something small, fast and pink leaps onto Ranma’s chest. "Meow?" He looks down.

It’s Shampoo’s cat.

"Ranma!" says Akane. Knowing about Ranma’s fear of cats, she braces for his reaction. She watches as he leans back, puts his hands around the cat and pets it. The cat is soon purring and rubbing his chin with her head.

"Ranma!" she says in surprise, "Y-your fear of cats is gone."

Ranma looks at Akane, "The old ghoul said it was a healing spring."

"Then," she says, "your Cat-Fist is gone too." He nods. The cat leaps away and they watch it return to Shampoo and Mousse. Near them, Sapphire and Cologne are pouring tea.

"Ranma?" asks Akane.

"Yes, Akane?" he says.

"What did it feel like?" she asks, "When you were cured, I mean."

Ranma thinks for a moment, "There wasn’t really any pain. It felt more like I was leaving something behind. As if something I’ve been carrying around for so long, was dropped and now I can’t find it. Except, that I know what’s gone and I know where it is." he says as he looks toward Opal, "I guess it would be like when P-Chan was missing and you couldn’t find him."

Akane picks up P-Chan, "I think I understand, Ranma."

Ranma helps her to her feet and they rejoin the others.

Sapphire and Cologne walk up to Ukyo as she pulls Ryoga to his feet. Each is holding a cup of tea for them. Cologne says, "Both of you will need this for the journey down to the bus stop." They drink the tea, once again Ukyo notices the herbs and honey. They smile and say "Thank-you" to Sapphire and Cologne.

"Young man," says Cologne to Ryoga, "once this wears off, you will need three more days of bed rest. You will also need someone to take care of you." She looks at Ukyo, who now has one arm around his, and says, "But, I don’t think that will be a problem."

Ryoga and Ukyo look at each other and they both stifle a laugh at Cologne’s statement of the obvious.

As they walk away from Ryoga and Ukyo, Cologne turns to Sapphire and asks, "Was I ever so young?" Sapphire knows better than to answer such a rhetorical question.

Opal and Jaden walk up to Sapphire and Cologne. Jaden speaks to Sapphire in Chinese. Cologne has to provide her with a running translation, because the Chinese of 1500 years ago is somewhat different from that of today. When they finish, all four bow and Jaden embraces Sapphire.

Akane asks Ranma, "What’s that all about?"

Ranma shakes his head, "I don’t know."

The four turn to them and Opal speaks to Ranma in Chinese. Again Cologne translates, "Opal wishes to thank Ranma for giving her back her life and reuniting her with Jaden."

Opal and Jaden bow, Ranma and Akane do the same. Opal moves up to Ranma and embraces him. As Ranma puts his arms around her, he is reminded of when he held Akane and had the vision of holding Opal as well. Akane has to restrain herself from hitting Ranma out of pure reflex. After they separate, Opal looks at Akane, and smiles as she steps back to stand beside Jaden.

They arrive at the restaurant, Ranma checks with Ukyo about Ryoga.

"He’s sleeping, Ranma." says Ukyo, "As exhausted as he is, it’ll probably take three or four days for him to fully recover."

Ranma nods, "I gotta go over to the Cat Cafe and find out more about this cure."

"Wait, Ran-Chan." says Ukyo as he turns.

He looks back at her. Her face is one of a person, about to make a choice, but needs more information to decide.

"I got a letter from Tsubasa this morning." she says.

"Oh, yeah?" says Ranma, "How’s he doing?"

"He’s fine." she says, "He and Maxine have decided to get engaged."

"You mean their parents decided." says Ranma.

"No." says Ukyo, "They actually got engaged on their own."

"Why now?" he asks, "Their still young."

"A lot of people would like to know what’s going to happen to them in the future." she says, "You know, such as, who they are going to spend the rest of their lives with."

"Couldn’t they just be friends until they’re older?" he asks.

"Just ‘plain’ friends, Ranma?" she asks.

"Sure." he says, "Why not?"

"Not everyone wants to be just ‘plain’ friends." she says.

Ranma finally gets the idea that he might be missing something important, "Ucchan, what are you trying to say?" he asks.

"Nothing, Ranma." she says, turning her back to him, "If you don’t know by now, you never will."

Ranma reaches out to Ukyo, then, pulls back. They might have known each other when they were kids, but the girl standing in front of Ranma, suddenly feels like a stranger to him. Not knowing what else to do, Ranma leaves for the Cat Cafe.

When he gets there, Shampoo, Mousse, Akane and Cologne are having tea.

"Ranma, you should hear this." says Akane.

"As I told the others, Son-in-law." says Cologne, "Dr. Tofu has told me about a healing spring on the slopes of Mount Fuji. It is there that we hope to bring an end to this curse. The melting snow from the top and water heated by the dormant volcano, come together in one spring. The cold water is always there, the hot water is not. We have to be there when both hot and cold waters flow. According to our information, that will happen in two days."

Ranma thinks, Two days, I don’t know if I can wait that long.

A postman brings a letter. It is addressed to Shampoo.

She reads:

To the Amazon Shampoo;

Prepare yourself. On the 5th, I will come to defeat you and take your man away.

Signed: Monlon

Shampoo looks at Ranma.

He remembers the guitar playing woman from their journey to Nekonlon, China.

Ranma says, "Isn’t she one of the Seven-Lucky-Gods Martial Artists?"

Akane asks, "Why would she want to take Ranma from Shampoo?"

"Revenge." says Cologne, "By defeating Shampoo and taking someone she loves from her, Monlon is trying to gain some measure of revenge against Shampoo."

Shampoo says, "Shampoo defeat Monlon so Ranma could save Akane."

Mousse says, "The 5th is tomorrow."

"Does the letter say where or when you two are supposed to fight?" asks Akane.

"It not say." says Shampoo.

"So, anytime tomorrow she could come to fight you?" asks Ranma.

Shampoo nods.

"So, what are you going to do, Ranma?" asks Akane.

"What do you mean, what am I going to do, Akane?" asks Ranma.

"You’re the ‘prize’. When Monlon comes to fight, you have to be there." she says.

Ranma sits quietly to think.

On the way home from the cafe, Ranma asks, "Akane? Do you want to do something special this afternoon?"

"Sure, Ranma," she says smiling, "but why?"

"Well," smiling, he says, "if Monlon wins tomorrow, this may be our last day together."

As Akane helps Ranma limp home, he thinks, Yep, she’s still ‘uncute’.

In the morning, Ranma and Akane arrive at the Cat Cafe. As they enter, Shampoo turns on them, as if expecting an attack.

"Take it easy Shampoo, it’s only us." says Ranma looking around, "I guess she hasn’t been here yet."

Shampoo relaxes a little. Mousse returns to his sweeping.

"She’s probably just waiting for her ‘prize’ to get here." says Akane.

Ranma thinks, There she goes being ‘uncute’ again.

After a while, a letter arrives addressed to Shampoo.

It contains a map of a nearby park, on it is written "1 hour", next to that is an X.

They find the spot on the map, it is a small clearing surrounded by brush and trees.

Looking around, they find no sign of Monlon.

Minutes pass, and then, they hear the plucking of the strings on a Chinese guitar. They follow the music. Monlon is in one of the trees. She leaps down and lands on the other side of the clearing.

"Shampoo. Today is the day I will take your man away from you." she says as she strums her guitar.

Akane steps forward, "If it’s Ranma you want, you’ll have to fight me, not her!"

The others look at Akane, then Monlon.

Monlon says, "I am not here for Ranma." she points, "I came for him!"

They all look at who she points to.

Shampoo asks, "Monlon want Mousse?"

Everyone, including Mousse, is stunned. "ME?!" he asks.

Monlon says, "I was defending my gate. Shampoo, you challenged me to let Ranma through. After you defeated me and as I laid there unconscious, it was Mousse who picked me up and carried me to safety. Shampoo, you do not deserve such a fine man. I will take him from you!"

Shampoo thinks back on how she has treated Mousse in the past. Then she thinks of something else. Unable to decide, she walks up to Mousse.

"Mousse love Shampoo?" is all she asks.

"My heart has always been yours, Shampoo," he answers.

Shampoo bows her head and nods.

With a sudden anger in her eyes, she turns to her opponent, "You I fight, Monlon."

With her usual weapons, large colored balls on long handles, she leaps at Monlon.

Monlon takes her guitar and knocks her to one side. Monlon sends wire strings from her guitar to trap Shampoo. Shampoo blocks with one of the balls. More strings fly. She catches them with the other ball. Shampoo throws one ball to Monlon’s left, one to her right. Trailing strings the balls get tangled in the brush. Shampoo leaps at Monlon as she tries to free her guitar.

Akane steps in front of Ranma as he tries to see if Monlon is all right. "You’d better let me handle this, Ranma." she says, "I don’t want her to try to take you away from me."

He stands there, stunned, as Akane goes to check on Monlon.

Shampoo and Mousse stand to one side. What they say, is not heard.

Monlon stands, looks at Shampoo and Mousse, frees her guitar, then leaves.

Ranma and Akane walk home.

She turns to him, "You were right, Ranma."

"About what, Akane?" he asks.

"You once said that Shampoo loved Mousse." she says, "She fought for him."

"You were going to fight for me." says Ranma. "Does that mean you love me?"

"I’m your fiancée, Shampoo isn’t." says Akane.

"I thought we were trying to pretend we weren’t fiancées, just friends?" he says.

"That was your idea. How can we be ‘just friends’, Ranma?" she says, "You live in my house, we see each other every day, get on each other’s nerves, and when you’re a girl, you sometimes wear my clothes. You’re like a brother and sister I never knew about."

Ranma looks at Akane in shock, "Do you really think of me as a brother, Akane?"

She nods, "And sister." she smiles.

"Akane," he says, "I don’t know what to say. I’ve never had a sister or a brother. Except when I was in school, it was just me and the old man going from one place to another to train. Being with you and your family..."

"Ranma?" she says as she put her arm around his, "Tell me the truth, do you want to call off our engagement?"

"Our engagement?" he says, "It was our fathers who said we were engaged. They said we must continue the ‘Anything-Goes School of Martial Arts’. Everyone has been telling us what we ‘must’ do. Nobody has ever asked us what we want to do." He looks into her eyes, "Akane, I believe this cure will work. I didn’t ask you to be my fiancée, and you didn’t say you wanted me to be your fiancé." He swallows, "After I’m cured, I will have something very important to ask you."

At the Cat Cafe, Shampoo and Cologne are sitting together in the kitchen.

"Great-granddaughter," Cologne says, "I’m proud of you. You defeated Monlon much easier than even I expected."

"Shampoo want to fight for Ranma, not Mousse." she says.

Cologne’s eyes narrow as she looks at Shampoo, "Still, you fought for him."

Shampoo says, "Shampoo defeat Monlon no matter who she fight for."

"Of course child," she says, "but don’t you realize by now that Mousse loves you and Ranma does not?"

"Mousse not know who he love." Shampoo says, as tears form.

"What?!" Cologne asks.

"Mousse, he say he love Shampoo, but, he looking at lamp post, or pig, or Akane." she says looking down, "Shampoo not lamp post. Shampoo not pig. Shampoo NOT Akane!"

Shampoo closes her eyes tight as the tears fall.

Cologne closes her eyes, then opens them, as if she has come to a decision.

"Shampoo," says Cologne, "there is something I need to tell you. If Mousse’s eyesight can be cured, I see no reason why you can’t marry him instead of Ranma."

"But, Great-grandmother," Shampoo says, "Amazon law..."

"There is an even stronger law at work here, Shampoo." says Cologne, "You have done everything required of you, to try to get Ranma to marry you. That boy is as stubborn as any Amazon woman I have ever known. I know you love Mousse and would have accepted him long ago if Amazon law would have allowed you to marry someone who was less than perfect. With his eyesight, it’s amazing that boy has survived this long. I am the village Elder, and what I say, goes. If Mousse’s eyesight is restored, you no longer have to marry Ranma."

Shampoo doesn’t know how to react, finally she says, "Thank-you, Great-grandmother."

Later, Ranma goes to Ukyo’s place.

He finds Sapphire, he asks, "How’s Ryoga?"

She says, "He’s getting better. I’ll take you to him." and leads him upstairs. There, he sees Ryoga sitting up in bed, eyes closed. Ukyo puts down a book.

"How is he, Ukyo?" he asks.

"He should be fine in a couple of days." she says. Ryoga stirs.

"According to Cologne, the cure must take place tomorrow." says Ranma.

"I’ll be there." says Ryoga.

"No, you won’t!" says Ukyo, "You’re not strong enough to go tomorrow!"

"I’ll be there." he says to Ranma. He turns to Ukyo, "If you’ll help me."

She looks mad, but she nods.

Ranma says, "We’ll meet at the Cat Cafe tomorrow morning. Then go to the spring on Mount Fuji." He leaves. Sapphire goes downstairs with him.

Ryoga lowers himself in the bed, "That Ranma’s too lucky for his own good."

"Why do you say that, Ryoga?" Ukyo asks.

"Not only does he have two wonderful fiancées," he says as he looks at Ukyo, "he also has two more girls chasing him."

"Akane’s not chasing him." she says.

"She’s already caught him," he says, "but he’s too blind to see it."

"What about you?" she asks, "Aren’t you in love with Akane?"

"It’s hopeless." he says. His face clouds up. He doesn’t like the decision he must make. It is a choice he does not wish to make alone.

"Ryoga, are you giving up on Akane?" Ukyo asks. Her question reminds him that she has a decision to make as well.

"Ukyo, I’ll give up on Akane," Ryoga says as he closes his eyes, "the same day you give up on Ranma."

Ukyo pulls the blanket up to his chin. "Touché, Ryoga." she says as she leaves the room.

Ranma and Nabiki return to the Dojo. On the way, they get hit by a rain shower. Ranma turns into his girl-type. They run, and when they get home, Ranma takes a hot bath.

"No way am I going to sleep like this." he says.

Genma brings Dr. Tofu to dinner.

Dr. Tofu makes a fool of himself over Kasumi as she and the others look amused.

"I hope you enjoy your dinner, Dr. Tofu." says Kasumi as she serves him.

His glasses fog, he laughs and says, "Kasumi, I’ve always loved you. I mean, your cooking." She smiles.

Ranma and Akane look at each other and can barely keep from laughing.

Ukyo and Sapphire close the restaurant. Ukyo walks her home.

"Ukyo, how long have you known Ranma?" asks Sapphire.

"Well," she says, "we knew each other as kids, but for some reason, he thought I was a boy. We played, well, he called it play, I wanted to fight. He always won and my father would give him a pizza. I think he liked the pizza more than he liked me. My father made an agreement, that if his father took me with him to become Ranma’s fiancée, he would throw in our food cart as a dowry. Ranma’s father took the cart all right, but left me behind. When that happened, I thought my life was over." She thinks, Just like Ryoga. She continues, "After that, I vowed to become the best Okonomiyaki Chef in the World, build up my martial arts and get even with Ranma and his father. I got back at his father, but when I fought with Ran-Chan, he found out I was a girl," Ukyo shrugs her shoulders smiling, "and now we’re fiancées again."

Ukyo drops Sapphire off and returns to her restaurant. On her way back she sees a familiar face.

"Ryoga? I tried to find you earlier. Where have you been? No, never mind." she says, shaking her head, "Ranma says both Dr. Tofu and Cologne may have figured out a cure."

"Are you sure, Ukyo?!" asks Ryoga. "Is it possible?"

"Yes, Sugar. If Ran-Chan says they may have found a cure, then I believe him."

Ryoga collapses to the ground, his face is pale and drawn, "Will the nightmares finally be over?"

Ukyo rushes to his side. "‘Nightmares’? Are you okay? You don’t look so good."

"I am so tired." he says, "Ukyo, I’m afraid to go to sleep."

"Why, Ryoga?" she asks, "The nightmares?"

He nods his head.

She pulls him up, "Come on Ryoga. Let’s get you some place you can go to sleep."

"Where?" he asks, "I don’t want Akane to see me like this."

"My place. There’s a spare room above my restaurant. You can stay there tonight."

At the Dojo, Ranma is walking to his room when he passes by Akane as she stands by her door. She has a sad look in her eyes.

"What’s wrong with you?" he asks.

"I was just wondering." she says.

"About what?" he asks.

"If you’re cured..." she says, hesitatingly.

"If I’m cured... What?" he asks, wishing she would just get to the point.

"It’s not going to be the same." she says, "Without your girl-half, I mean."

"I’ll still be here." he says, "Don’t tell me you like me better as a girl?"

"YOU IDIOT!" she says, suddenly angry, "We still don’t know much about her and if you are cured, she could be gone forever! It would be like her dying all over again!"

Akane turns, stomps into her room and slams the door in his face.

Soon, Ranma is in his room going over some photographs. He comes across one of his girl-type seated at the dinner table with Akane. He swallows as he studies the photo.

He thinks about the possible cure promised by both Dr. Tofu and Cologne.

"If it works, the dreams will go away and you can rest in peace." he says. "But, Akane is right, I wish I knew more about you just in case something goes wrong."

Ranma puts the photo away and stands. Akane, in her bedroom, hears his footsteps pass by her door. Moments later he is in the bathroom dressed in pajamas. He holds a wash cloth under the cold water tap to soak it. He then slaps it to his face and changes to his girl-half. Akane, once again hears footsteps pass by her door. She can tell by the sound, what has happened. A half-smile forms on her face as she turns out the light.

That night, the images in Ranma’s dreams are much clearer. Memories of a life that ended in tragedy so long ago, come to Ranma. All thoughts of the events leading up to her death are pushed aside as earlier and happier memories fill his dreams. The images come fast and random, as if a young child was leading him, eager to show a new friend her favorite things. Girl-type Ranma smiles as he sleeps.

In the morning, Ukyo is at the side of the bed when Ryoga wakes up.

"Hi." he says, weakly.

"Take it easy, Ryoga." she says, "Dr. Tofu was just here. He said you needed to rest for a few days and you’ll be fine. How do you feel?"

"I feel better," he says, "I must have slept all night."

"More or less." she says, then asks, "How long has it been since you’ve had a good night’s sleep?"

"I think it’s been two weeks." he says.

"You’ve been having nightmares for two weeks?" she asks.

"Yes, but not every night. Only when I went to sleep at the Tendo Dojo." he says.

Ukyo says, "Dr. Tofu wanted me to ask you something. Have you had these nightmares when you were not P-Chan?"

Ryoga thinks, Wait a minute, Ranma said he’s had these dreams when he went to sleep as his girl-type. He says, "That’s right, I’ve only had these dreams when I was P-Chan."

Ukyo’s expression changes. The comforting smile, is replaced by a look of great concern.

"Ryoga, I am your friend." she says, as she places her hand on his shoulder, "Please, tell me about these dreams."

Ryoga looks at her. The need to tell someone, anyone, is overwhelming.

Slowly, painfully, the events of his dreams are revealed to Ukyo. By the time he is done, it is almost more than she can bear to hear. For his sake, she does her best to maintain her composure. As sleep takes him once more, Ukyo gets to her feet and walks downstairs to the back room. It is there, that she breaks down.

Akane and Ranma are in the training hall. They are not practicing, but are seated on the floor next to each other.

"What were the dreams about this time?" she asks.

Ranma turns to her, not surprised that she knew.

"Mostly girl stuff." he says, "It’s kind of embarrassing to think about it."

"Oh?" asks Akane, smiling, "What kind of ‘Girl stuff’?"

"Just, you know, girl stuff." he says. Ranma’s face is red.

"Anything else?" she asks.

"Opal had an older brother." he says, "He used to tease her a lot."

"What did she do about it?" Akane asks.

Ranma leans back and smiles, "Most people say they got their nose from their father or mother. Her brother says he got his from her." Ranma makes a fist and touches it to his nose. Akane laughs.

Sapphire arrives at the Tendo Dojo. She sees Ranma and Akane coming out of the training hall.

"Hello, Sapphire." says Akane.

"Hi, Akane, Ranma." she says, "Have you found out anything more about the cure?"

"Hi, Sapphire." says Ranma, "Dr. Tofu was here for dinner last night, but when Kasumi is in the same room with him, he’s hopeless."

Sapphire looks confused.

"Dr. Tofu is completely in love with my sister, Kasumi." says Akane.

"But, if she knows, she doesn’t show it." adds Ranma, smiling.

"Did you two just finish your workout?" asks Sapphire. They nod.

Sapphire says, "I guess I should have gotten here sooner. I wanted to watch." As if she just remembers something, she says, "Oh, Ranma! Ukyo would like to see you at her restaurant."

"Okay." says Ranma, "Akane, why don’t you show her your warm-up routine and I’ll go see what Ukyo wants."

"Okay Ranma." says Akane. Then to Sapphire, "Follow me." She leads Sapphire into the training hall. Ranma leaves for Ukyo’s restaurant.

Akane goes into her routine and soon Sapphire is doing her best to imitate her moves.

After a while, they both pause to cool down. Sapphire is breathing heavily.

"Sapphire, why did Ukyo want to see Ranma?" asks Akane.

"She didn’t say." says Sapphire. She changes the subject, "Akane, do you think this cure will work?"

"I hope so," she says sitting down, "I don’t want to marry some pervert who can turn into a girl at any time."

"Do you love him?" Sapphire asks as she sits beside Akane.

"He doesn’t always make it easy," says Akane, "but I guess so."

"Have you told him that?" asks Sapphire.

Akane thinks about what happened when she was wearing the Reversal Jewel.

The Reversal Jewel is an Amazon treasure that when worn up-side down, as Shampoo did, it turns love into hatred that is just as strong. When it was worn by Akane, it was right-side up and amplified the love she already had for Ranma. Under it’s influence, she expressed that love to him. When it was removed, she came to her senses and knocked Ranma through the Cat Cafe door.

"Not voluntarily, no." she says, "It’s funny, I can tell you, but not Ranma."

"Akane, do you give up during a fight?" Sapphire asks.

"No way!" Akane says angrily.

"That’s probably why you can’t tell Ranma." she says, "The two of you are fighting your parents over this engagement. If you were to admit that you even like each other, it would be like giving up. The two of you have got to stop believing that the only ones who want this engagement are your parents. Both of you have to decide if you are engaged or not. If you don’t, it won’t matter if you get married or not, because you will both be miserable."

"How can you know that?" asks Akane.

"My parents had an arranged marriage." says Sapphire, "As I grew up, I could never tell if they really loved each other. I don’t think they even knew. After I fell into the spring and we found out about the curse, I guess it was just too much for my father. He took me home to my mother, packed some clothes, and left. Nobody has seen or heard from him since."

"Sapphire, I’m sorry." says Akane. She gives Sapphire a cloth to dry her eyes.

Sapphire says, "You are not the only ones who have to live your decision. Do you know what it’s like to live in a house with only one parent."

"Yes, I do." says Akane. "My mother died when I was very young. Since then, it’s been just my father, my sisters, and me. That is, until Ranma and his father showed up."

Sapphire gives the cloth to Akane. "Thank-you." she says.

"Akane," Sapphire says, "if you two love each other, don’t keep it a secret."

"Have you talked to Ranma about this?" asks Akane.

"Yes, I have." says Sapphire.

"What did he say?" asks Akane.

"I’m sorry, Akane." she says, "When he’s ready, he’ll have to tell you, not me."

Akane says, "Talk about keeping secrets." Akane thinks about what Sapphire said, "When he’s ready, he’ll have to tell you, not me." Something clicks in Akane’s mind, "I think I’ve heard Ranma say that same thing." she pauses, "We were talking about Ryoga and P-Chan." another pause, then shakes her head, "I just can’t put my finger on it."

Sapphire lets out the breath she had been holding, knowing that, for the moment, Ryoga’s secret is still safe.

Ranma arrives at Ukyo’s restaurant.

"Hey, Ucchan!" calls Ranma.

"Be right there!" she answers from the back room.

She comes out of the back, "There you are Ran-Chan. Is Akane with you?"

"She’s back at the Dojo with Sapphire. Did you want to see us both?" asks Ranma.

"No." she says, "I asked Sapphire to get you here and keep Akane from following you."

"Okay, but why?" asks Ranma.

"Ranma," she says, "Ryoga’s here."

"Where? I still owe him for..."

"That’s enough, Ranma!" she interrupts, "You leave Ryoga alone! You hear me?!"

"Why?" he asks, surprised by her sudden anger.

Ukyo calms herself down again, "He’s sick." she says, "He’s upstairs."

"What’s wrong with him? Should I get Dr. Tofu?"

"Dr. Tofu’s already been here. He says Ryoga just needs a few days rest."

"Why didn’t you want Akane to know?" he asks, "If she finds out, she’ll want to see him."

"He’s been talking in his sleep." she says, looking upstairs, "I don’t think he’d want Akane to hear anything he might say right now. Some of it’s embarrassing." her cheeks turn pink.

"All about Akane, I suppose." says Ranma.

Ukyo turns away, "Not all of it." Ukyo bites her lip to hold back the tears.

"How did he get sick?" asks Ranma, "He was fine two days ago."

Ukyo turns back to him, "He hasn’t been getting much sleep. For the last two weeks, whenever he went to sleep as P-Chan, he was having nightmares." she says.

"Nightmares." nods Ranma, "Just like me."

"You too, Ran-Chan?"

Ranma tells Ukyo about his dreams.

"So, Opal made it to the spring before the bandits got her?"

Ranma nods.

"Well, P-Chan wasn’t that lucky." she shudders as tears form in her eyes, "The dogs..." She swallows, "The dogs caught him twice before he made it to the spring." She puts her arms around herself as if she feels suddenly cold. Her eyes lose their focus and her breathing becomes slow and ragged. Her eyes close as her head lowers.

Ranma puts his hand to her shoulder, "Ukyo?"

Blinking, as if brought back from a dark, far away place, she raises her head to look at him.

"I’m all right." she takes a deep breath, "Most people forget their nightmares. Not Ryoga. He remembers everything. As if it actually happened to him." She shakes her head to clear the image. "You’d better go now." she says.

Ranma still looks at her with concern, then, as he leaves, he says, "I’ll be back later. Take care of him, Ukyo."

"Someone has to." she says after he is gone. Ukyo pauses to collect herself before she goes back upstairs.

Ryoga is awake again and drinking from a glass.

Ukyo forces a smile, "Feeling better, Sugar?" she asks.

"Yes, Ukyo." he says, "I want to thank you for helping me. It really means a lot."

"Hey," she says, "that’s what friends are for." This time, the smile is genuine.

He smiles back, but, suddenly his smile drops and he looks embarrassed.

"What?" asks Ukyo, sensing that something is wrong.

Ryoga is reluctant to tell her, "I, uh, have to..."

Ukyo rolls her eyes as she figures out his problem. She knows Ryoga is still too weak to make it down the hall by himself.

"Okay, Ryoga." she says, "I’ll get you there, but once your in that room, you’re on your own." As she helps him out of the bed, Ukyo is amazed at just how weak Ryoga has become.

At the Cat Cafe, Shampoo and Mousse are telling each other about their other halves lives. Mousse tells Shampoo about Mu-Mu Chan flying with his mate, looking for open water, and teaching their young to fly during their second summer together. Shampoo smiles. Shampoo tells of her cat being the pampered pet of a merchant’s daughter and chasing mice during family picnics. Cologne listens from the kitchen.

Ranma returns to the Dojo to find Akane and boy-type Sapphire coming out of the training hall. They both look a little banged up.

"I told you Akane, Jaden fights by instinct. I can’t control him in a fight." says Sapphire.

"It’s not your fault." says Akane.

"What happened?" asks Ranma.

"After the warm-up, Sapphire and I had a little sparring match." says Akane.

"I wasn’t doing so good. Akane suggested I change into Jaden." Sapphire says and looks at Akane.

She says, "I’m okay, Sapphire. He’s good, Ranma. I’ve never seen that fighting style before."

Ranma looks at them and says. "I guess he fights pretty good for someone who’s been dead for 1500 years. After you two get cleaned up, I’ll take Sapphire back to Ukyo’s."

"I’ll go with you." offers Akane.

Ranma says, "Akane, why don’t you go to the Cat Cafe and I’ll meet you there? Maybe Cologne will tell you something about this cure."

"Okay, but what did Ukyo want?" asks Akane.

Ranma covers for Ukyo by saying, "She couldn’t find Ryoga yesterday to tell him about the cure, she wanted to know if we’d seen him."

"That’s funny, I don’t remember seeing Ryoga for at least three days." says Akane, "Do you think he’s all right?"

"I’m sure he’ll be fine Akane. He’s probably just lost or something." he says.

After they clean up, Akane leaves for the Cat Cafe. Ranma and Sapphire go to Ukyo’s restaurant.

"Did Ukyo tell you about Ryoga, Sapphire?" asks Ranma.

She nods, "She had me get Dr. Tofu this morning. Is he okay?"

"She says he just needs some rest." he says.

"Ranma?" she asks, "How many fiancées do you have?" she asks.

He winces. "Two, that I know of, Akane and Ukyo. My father made both arrangements when I was very young. It’s a long story."

Sapphire says, "When Cologn told me about you, she also said that her Great-granddaughter, Shampoo was engaged to you. How did that happen?"

"Yes." says Ranma, then with a sigh, "She was fighting in a tournament when we showed up at her village in China. I was in my girl form, Pop was in his panda form. We were hungry and we sat at a table with a lot of food on it. We ate as we watched Shampoo and another woman fighting. Shampoo won and attacked us because we were eating her prize. I thought it would be simpler if I defeated her in the tournament so the food prize would be mine and there wouldn’t be a problem. After I was declared the winner, she walked up and kissed me on the cheek. The guide called it the ‘Kiss of Death’, a vow to kill me according to Amazon law. So, she chased us all the way to Japan trying to kill me. Then, to protect Akane, I defeated her as a boy. I was expecting the ‘Kiss of Death’ and for her to vow to kill me as a boy, instead, she kissed me on the lips and said, ‘Wo ai ni.’, which means ‘I love you.’ or ‘It’s you I love.’, because according to Amazon law, she now has to marry me. After that, whenever she saw me as a girl, she tried to kill me, but, whenever she saw me as a boy, she wanted me to marry her. She even wanted to get rid of Akane, because she is my fiancée. By changing from a boy to a girl in front of her, using cold water, I was able to convince her that I had been a girl all along and was just disguised as a boy. Disappointed, she left vowing never to return." Ranma takes a deep breath, "Back in China, however, she fell in to the ‘Spring of Drowned Cat’ at Jusenkyo. She discovered that hot water, not cold, returns you to normal and she came back with her Great-grandmother to try to get me to marry her. You wouldn’t believe some of the things they’ve tried. Even Shampoo’s little sister, Dye, got into the act. Only, she was trying to kill me, so her sister could marry Mousse. Then, there’s Kodachi Kuno, the ‘Black Rose’." he shudders at the thought of Tatewaki’s sister. He asks, "Sapphire, do you have a fiancée?"

She looks down, "We were engaged when I was three. We’re supposed to meet when I turn Eighteen next month, but unless I am cured..."

"I know the feeling." says Ranma. "It’s hard enough living with a curse like this. How can you ask someone else to live with it too?"

Ukyo is taking Sapphire on her deliveries, when they run into Ryoga.

"There you are Ryoga, where have you been?" asks Ukyo.

"I have no idea." he says. His eyes are heavy. As if he is fighting to stay awake.

"Figures. Have you met Sapphire?" she asks.

"We met yesterday." says Ryoga, "She was with Ranma on their way to the Dojo."

Seeing Sapphire glance between them, Ryoga says, "It’s okay Sapphire, Ukyo knows."

Ukyo snaps, "Ryoga! You told her on the first day you met her, when you only told me yesterday? I thought we were friends!"

"I’m sorry, Ukyo." he says apologizing, "When I heard she’d been to Jusenkyo, there didn’t seem to be any reason to keep it from her."

"All right Ryoga, I forgive you." says Ukyo, still a little put out that he didn’t confide in her earlier, "We’re on our way back to the restaurant. If you’re hungry, I’ll get you something to eat."

"Thank-you, Ukyo." says Ryoga, then to Sapphire, "Any word on a cure?"

"Not yet. It may be a while before one is found." says Sapphire.

Back at Dr. Tofu’s office, Ranma and Akane break their hold on one another.

Akane says, "Thank-you, Ranma."

Ranma says, "You’re welcome Akane." his hands go to hers and he adds, "I could get used to that."

"You may have to." she says, smiling.

They look around and discover they are alone. They go outside.

"Mr. Saotome, where’s Dr. Tofu?" asks Akane.

The panda holds up a sign, "Of course I will." Seeing their confusion, he looks at the sign and turns it around, "He went to see Cologne."

"What would Dr. Tofu want with the old ghoul?" asks Ranma.

"Maybe he wants a second opinion, or something." says Akane.

"Let’s go over to the Cat Cafe, Akane." says Ranma, "We still have to invite him over for dinner."

"Good idea, Ranma, we haven’t had lunch yet and I’m starving." Akane says as they leave.

"Now you’re the one who’s being nice for a change, Akane." says Ranma as he reaches out his hand.

"Are you complaining?" she asks as she takes it.

As Ranma and Akane arrive at the cafe, so does Shampoo and Mousse. Both couples are holding hands. When they see each other, Shampoo pulls her hand away from Mousse, as Ranma and Akane let go.

Embarrassed, all four enter in silence.

Cologne and Dr. Tofu are having tea.

"Feeling better, Akane?" asks Dr. Tofu.

"Yes, Doctor." says Akane. "Thank-you."

"That’s good." he says, "Ranma, Cologne and I have a cure for your curse that might work, but it may take a few days before we’re ready to try it."

"Really?! That’s great! What do I have to do?" asks Ranma.

"Calm down, Ranma." says Akane, "What about the others?"

"If this works," says Cologne, "everyone can be cured and the souls of those that drowned will have peace at last."

"Shampoo no turn into cat?!" squeals Shampoo.

"I won’t turn into a duck?" cries Mousse.

Ranma thinks, Never gonna be a girl again. Then asks, "Will the dreams go away?"

"If this works, yes Ranma, the dreams will go away." says Dr. Tofu.

With this news, Ranma and Akane have lunch. Akane tells Dr. Tofu about Kasumi’s invitation to dinner, which renders him useless to Cologne for the rest of the day.

She asks Ranma and Akane to take him back to his office.

After leading Dr. Tofu back to his office and leaving him in Genma’s care, Ranma takes Akane over to Ukyo’s restaurant to tell Sapphire the news.

On hearing about the cure, Ukyo rushes out saying, "I can’t wait to tell Ryoga!"

Sapphire tries to hold back her tears, "I think she means Ryoga will be very happy to know a cure has been found."

Akane, still confused by Ukyo’s action, says, "We don’t know for sure if it will work, but if Dr. Tofu and Cologne think it might, then it’s probably your best chance at a cure."

After they leave, Ranma asks, "Akane, when Dr. Tofu comes over for dinner tonight, do you think he’ll tell us about this cure?"

"With Kasumi around, are you kidding?"

"Oh, right."

On their way home, Ranma and Akane run into Nabiki. They tell her the news.

"Looks like I won’t be able to charge you for hot water anymore, Saotome." she says, "By the way, you still owe me for three days ago."

Akane looks at Ranma. "Kuno." he says. She nods.

"RANMA SAOTOME! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE PIG-TAILED GIRL?"

Yells Tatewaki Kuno as he runs at Ranma, kendo sword raised.

"Better find her soon, Kuno! In a few days, you may never see her again!" Ranma says and kicks him through a wall.

After watching Ranma and Akane leave, Nabiki walks over to where Kuno lies in the rubble unconscious, and says, "Kuno Baby, we have got to talk."

As he comes to, Nabiki says, "Listen, Blue Thunder, as much as I have enjoyed tormenting you, I think it’s time for you to know the whole truth about Ranma and the pig-tailed girl."

Uncertain, he takes her hand and she helps him to his feet. As they walk, she picks up his kendo sword.

He turns and says, "I will get even with you, Ranma Saotome!"

CRACK!! Nabiki whacks him on the head with his sword and says, "Pay attention!" She leads him away.

Looking at her and rubbing his head, a subdued Tatewaki Kuno, complies.

An hour later, Nabiki delivers a letter to Ranma.

"Is this a challenge?" he asks Nabiki as he opens it.

"No." she says, "He just wants to talk to you."

Ranma reads it;

To my worthy adversary, Ranma Saotome;

Information has been brought to my attention regarding your relationship with the pig-tailed girl. I wish to meet with you to confirm what I have been told. The fair Nabiki Tendo shall guide you to our meeting place.

Signed; Tatewaki Kuno

"What did you tell him?" he asks Nabiki.

"I told him everything. The truth this time." she says.

"Why should I care if Kuno believes this curse is real or not?" he asks.

Nabiki is getting angry, "If you were cured before he found out about the curse, he would never believe it. Every time you turned around, he would demand that you show him what happened to your girl-half. If you were cured, how could you prove to him that you and she were the same person."

"We’ve tried this before." he says.

"I know." she says, "But this time you must change while he is watching. Even if you have to change back and forth a dozen times, we have to convince him, that you and she, are one and the same."

Ranma thinks for a while, "Let’s go." he says finally.

Nabiki leads him to the meeting place.

"Kuno’s house?" Ranma asks when they arrive.

"He wanted someplace private for the meeting." says Nabiki as she pulls on a bell rope, "Nobody, in their right mind, will come here to disturb us."

"You’re coming in too?" he asks.

"Of course I am." Nabiki says, "If you and my sister are to have any peace together, I have to be here to make sure he believes I told him the truth."

The gate opens, "Good-afternoon, Master Saotome, Mistress Tendo." It is Kuno’s manservant, Sasuke, who answers the door, "My Master, the Great Tatewaki Kuno, awaits your arrival in the main hall. Follow me and I shall take you to him."

The little ninja leads them to the main hall and opens the door.

Ranma and Nabiki enter the hall to find not one, but two, of the Kuno clan present, "Ranma, Darling." says Kodachi as she kneels beside her brother.

"Kodachi?" Ranma is a little shaken up. Nabiki is not happy. They both kneel.

"What is she doing here?" asks Nabiki, "I thought you wanted a private meeting with Ranma?"

"My sister," says Tatewaki, "has more than a passing interest in young Ranma here. I thought it fitting that she should also learn the truth, if indeed, it is the truth you have told me this time. As you can see," he gestures to buckets of water arranged nearby, "I have provided all that you have requested."

"I was told by my Brother Dear," says Kodachi, "that, that hussy who dares take the same name as my beloved, would be here as well. Where is she?" Her eyes narrow as adoration turns to hatred.

Nabiki gets up and walks to a bucket of cold water.

Ranma says, "You asked for it." as Nabiki pours.

On the way home, Ranma turns to Nabiki, "You were right. We went through almost every bucket of water just to convince them about this curse."

"Her brother may be convinced," Nabiki says, "but Kodachi will be more than happy if you are cured. If that happens, she won’t need to worry about having to fight your girl-half over you."

He nods, "If, I am cured," he says, "only half of my problems may be solved."

Nabiki says, "He still has a crush on Akane."

Ranma asks, "What do think I should do about that?"

Nabiki says, "You leave him to me, Ranma." she smiles, "I have plans for him."

Ranma looks at her and thinks, Poor Kuno. He hasn’t got a chance.

As they finish breakfast Ranma asks, "Akane, would you like to go with me to take Sapphire over to Ukyo’s?"

"Okay Ranma." she says, "On the way back, you might want to talk to Dr. Tofu about your dreams."

Kasumi asks, "If you’re going to see Dr. Tofu, would you please invite him over for dinner tonight, Akane?"

"Great idea, Kasumi." says Akane.

Ranma and Akane leave to pick up Sapphire.

"Akane, Dr. Tofu isn’t a psychiatrist. Why should I tell him about my dreams?"

"He still might be able to help, besides, it’s been a while since we’ve seen him. Don’t you want to see the look on his face when we invite him to dinner?" asks Akane.

"You’re right, Akane." he says.

Ranma thinks over what Sapphire had said to him the day before, "Akane?"

"Yes, Ranma?" asks Akane.

"I kind of like it when we can just be together like this and not fighting." says Ranma.

"We don’t fight all the time."

"I know, but why do we have to fight at all?"

"I don’t know." says Akane.

"Sapphire says it may be because this fiancée thing was forced on us." says Ranma.

"We didn’t have much of a choice did we?" she asks.

"Do you think we could pretend we’re not engaged and just try to be friends."

"Are you saying we should break the engagement, Ranma?"

"No, Akane, but we’re both afraid of this engagement. If we can at least pretend we’re not engaged, it might take the pressure off us and we might find it easier to be together."

"Do you think we’re afraid our fathers were wrong about our engagement?" asks Akane.

"I think we’re more afraid that they were right." says Ranma.

Akane thinks of something Dr. Tofu once said. "...the man you’ll marry will have to be even stronger than you are." she looks at Ranma.

In silence they reach Sapphire’s aunt’s house.

"Hello, Sapphire." says Akane.

"Hi Akane, Ranma." says Sapphire, "Have you heard anything from Shampoo’s Great-grandmother?"

"Hi, Sapphire." says Ranma, "No, not yet. Let’s go see if Ukyo could use some help at her restaurant." They leave for Ukyo’s place.

"What kind of restaurant is it, Ranma?" asks Sapphire.

"She makes the best Okonomiyaki, or Japanese pizza, in Japan." says Ranma.

"She also happens to be Ranma’s ‘cute’ fiancée." says Akane.

As Ranma rolls his eyes, Sapphire asks "What do you mean by ‘cute’, Akane?"

"Didn’t you know? I’m Ranma’s ‘uncute’ fiancée." says Akane.

"Here we go again." says Ranma, "Akane, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I ever called you ‘uncute’. Can we just let it drop? Okay?" He whispers to Sapphire, "I told you it won’t be easy."

She whispers back. "Don’t worry. You’re doing fine."

"What are you two mumbling about?"

"We had a bet on how long it would take you to lose your temper." says Ranma, "I won."

Sapphire gives Ranma a sharp elbow to the ribs.

"Thank-you." says Akane to Sapphire.

In a short time they reach Ukyo’s restaurant. She is outside, sweeping the walk.

"Ranma Honey, Akane, I’m not open yet, but come on in." says Ukyo. "Who’s your friend?"

"Hi Ukyo, this is Sapphire. She’s been to Jusenkyo." says Ranma.

"You mean like you, Shampoo, Mousse..." asks Ukyo.

"And my father." finishes Ranma before she could say Ryoga.

"Oh yeah. So what do you change into Sapphire?"

"Ranma’s fiancée." says Akane.

"Good one, Akane. As if Ran-Chan needs one more fiancée." laughs Ukyo, until she sees no one else is laughing.

"I turn into a boy that, a long time ago, was betrothed to Ranma’s girl-type before they both drowned at Jusenkyo." says Sapphire.

"Whoa, Akane, I guess you weren’t kidding." says Ukyo.

"How’s your restaurant doing, Ukyo?" asks Ranma.

"My Okonomiyaki is selling as fast as I can make them. I can barely keep up with the deliveries." says Ukyo.

"Maybe Sapphire can help." says Ranma, "She’s staying with her aunt, but she needs a job to help make ends meet."

"Sure. When can you start, Sapphire?" asks Ukyo.

"I can start right now if you’d like." says Sapphire.

"How well do you know the area?" asks Ukyo.

"I’ve only been here a week, so not all that well. But I can read a map." says Sapphire.

"That alone puts you way ahead of Ryoga." says Ranma.

"There’s nothing wrong with Ryoga, Ranma." says Ukyo.

"Ukyo, he couldn’t find North if you gave him a compass." says Ranma.

She glares at Ranma. "Tell you what. Sapphire, today I’ll take you around and introduce you to my regular customers. Get to know the area, so to speak, and go from there, okay?" asks Ukyo.

"Okay, Ukyo." says Sapphire.

Akane and Ranma leave Ukyo’s place to go to Dr. Tofu’s office.

"That was a really great idea you had Akane." says Ranma. "Until we find a cure, Ukyo can help look after Sapphire."

"Thank-you Ranma. My, aren’t you being nice for a change." says Akane.

"I’m just trying, Akane. You know, to be friends." says Ranma.

"I know, Ranma. I can tell. Just don’t over do it." she says smiling at Ranma.

He thinks, Is she being ‘cute’ or what?

Outside Dr. Tofu’s office, a panda is sweeping.

"Hi Pop, is Dr. Tofu in?" asks Ranma.

The panda holds up a sign, "Yes, go right in." it says.

"Is someone there?" calls out Dr. Tofu as Ranma and Akane enter.

"Yes Dr. Tofu, it’s me and Ranma." says Akane.

"Oh, Akane, nice to see you. It’s been a while, any new injuries?" asks Dr. Tofu.

"Not today Dr., but Ranma has been having nightmares about his girl-type." says Akane.

"Come into my office and tell me about them Ranma, you too Akane." says Dr. Tofu.

Ranma and Akane follow him into the inner office. Akane makes tea as Ranma talks to Dr. Tofu.

"They only come to me when I go to sleep in my girl form, but they seem more like memories than dreams, Doc." says Ranma, "Shampoo’s Great-grandmother thinks that the souls of those that drowned at Jusenkyo may be trying to talk to us in the dreams of those who fell into their springs."

"She may be right. What do you remember?" asks Dr. Tofu.

Ranma looks over at Akane and takes a deep breath, "I usually dream about what happened just before she drowned," he says, "but last night, I dreamed about my girl-type, her name is Opal, she becomes engaged to a boy named Jaden. That’s the name of Sapphire’s boy-type. She was at Jusenkyo four years ago and fell into the ‘Spring of Drowned Man’. She’s had these dreams for over a month. Anyway, soon after the engagement, Opal’s mother gets very sick. The village Medicine Woman doesn’t think she’ll last very long and the wedding is moved up so she can be there." he pauses, his eyes go moist from the memory, he takes a deep breath and continues, "But, even with the best local medicine, she gets worse and worse until, three days before the wedding is to take place, she dies. After the funeral, they..." Ranma is interrupted by a sniff.

He looks over at Akane, she is fighting back tears. He remembers that she also has lost her mother.

He moves in front of her, puts his hand on her shoulder and says. "Akane, I’m sorry."

"Ranma." she sobs as she leans into him, wraps her arms around him and cries into his shoulder. Understanding her pain from Opal’s memories, he pulls her in and holds her close. Ranma can feel the sobs echoing through him. Unseen, Dr. Tofu leaves the room.

Looking back, he closes the door and goes out front to find his helper.

"Mr. Saotome, have you had dreams about your panda side when you go to sleep in your panda form?" Genma nods.

"I see." he pauses and looks in the direction of the Cat Cafe, "I’m going over to speak with Shampoo’s Great-grandmother. Would you look after them until I get back?"

The panda holds up a sign, "Of course I will."

As Ranma holds Akane, in his mind, he sees an image of Opal crying into his other shoulder, just like Akane. After a few minutes, her sobbing eases, Akane breaks her hold on Ranma and leans back as he releases her.

"Thank-you, Ranma. I didn’t realize just how much I missed my mother before." she says.

"You’re welcome Akane." he says, "It’s strange, but it almost felt like I was holding you and Opal at the same time. You know, comforting you both, sharing your pain."

"You’re not going crazy on me, are you Ranma?" she asks in a half laugh/half cry as she wipes her tears.

"I hope not." he says, then thinks, But Opal is becoming more and more real to me as time goes by.

Akane asks, "Ranma?" looking into his eyes.

"Yes, Akane?" he asks.

She leans forward and puts her arms around him once again, "Just hold me for a while, please?"

Once more Ranma sees the image of holding both Akane and Opal in his mind as he brings Akane in close. Not a word is said as Akane and Ranma’s breathing slows and the tension that had been between them fades.

Arriving at the Cat Cafe, Dr. Tofu enters.

"So, Dr. Tofu." Cologne says. "Is this a professional visit or would you like something to eat?"

"Hello, Cologne, I was hoping to speak with you in private." he says.

Cologne studies him and says, "Shampoo, I have six orders ready to go. Take Mousse with you."

"Okay, Great-grandmother. We go now Mousse." says Shampoo as she hands Mousse one of the boxes and leads him outside.

"Now then, what shall we talk about?" asks Cologne.

Sapphire turns to Ranma as they walk, "Why are we going to the Tendo Dojo? I thought your name was ‘Saotome’?"

"That’s where my father and I are staying." he says, "My father made an arrangement with his best friend, Soun Tendo, that one of his daughters would marry me. So, like it or not, I am now engaged to his youngest daughter, Akane. Neither of us is happy with it, but we weren’t given a choice."

"But aren’t you supposed to marry Shampoo?" she asks.

"That’s only because I defeated Shampoo and according to Amazon tribal law," he explaines, "Shampoo has to marry me."

On the way back to the Dojo, Ranma and Sapphire run into Ryoga.

"Another fiancée, Ranma?" asks Ryoga.

"Knock it off Ryoga." he says, "This is Sapphire. She’s been to Jusenkyo."

"I’m sorry." Ryoga apologizes to her and asks, "Which spring did you fall into, Sapphire?"

"The ‘Spring of Drowned Man’." says Sapphire.

"You mean, there really is a ‘Spring of Drowned Man’?!" shouts Ryoga.

Ranma says, "Forget it Ryoga! The Old Ghoul says taking a dip in that spring won’t work."

"What do you mean, ‘won’t work’?!" asks Ryoga.

After Ranma explains about the dreams he and the others have had and what Cologne said about the nature of any cure, Ryoga tells about his dreams.

"I dream of my pig-type being chased by a pack of wild dogs, he slips into the spring and drowns." said Ryoga. His body is shaking at the memory.

"So, you do dream about that pig, hey P-Chan?" asks Ranma.

"Laugh all you want Ranma!" his anger is sharp and sudden, "At least you’re still human when you change!"

Sapphire tries to ease the tension, "Is P-Chan the name of your pig-type, Ryoga?"

Ryoga’s anger fades as quickly as it came.

"That’s the name Akane gave me when she found me as a pig and..." says Ryoga.

"She still has no idea that her little pet piggy and Ryoga are one and the same." Ranma finishes for him, "When are you going to tell her, P-Chan?"

Sapphire glares at Ranma as Ryoga’s anger returns, "Never! If I can be cured, Akane never has to know!" says Ryoga.

Sapphire studies Ryoga’s face and comes to an obvious conclusion. She asks, "Ryoga, then, you’re in love with Akane, but I thought she was Ranma’s fiancée?"

With his attention pulled away from Ranma, Ryoga calms down.

"If you think that’s confusing," he says, "Akane isn’t Ranma’s only fiancée."

As they arrive at the Tendo Dojo, Ryoga says, "See you later, Ranma.", leaps over the wall and disappears leaving the two, with Ranma grinding his teeth and turning red.

After they enter the Dojo, Ranma is making introductions when Akane enters with P-Chan in her arms. She asks, "What’s this Ranma, another fiancée?!"

Tired of this question, Ranma says, "As a matter of fact Akane, you might say Sapphire and I were engaged long before you or I were even born."

After the dust settles and the bandages are applied, Ranma and Sapphire explain about how their other halves drowned at Jusenkyo.

"...and then the old ghoul asked me to bring Sapphire here until she could find a way to let their souls rest in peace." says Ranma.

"Sapphire, could we see what this Jaden looks like? Is he cute?" asks Nabiki.

"Nabiki, Jaden already has a fiancée." says Akane.

"So does Ranma, but that doesn’t seem to slow him down." says Nabiki.

Ranma tries to change the subject. "Sapphire, have you studied martial arts?"

"No, but Jaden did. If I have to fight, I do it as Jaden. His body reacts by instinct during a fight. I just let it do whatever it takes to win." says Sapphire.

"You should still learn to defend yourself as a girl." says Akane.

"That’s why I went to Jusenkyo in the first place." says Sapphire, "Four years ago, my father took me there to teach me. I had to climb the poles to build my strength while avoiding the springs, but I lost my grip and fell in. When I climbed out of the spring, my father asked me what I had done with his daughter. I said ‘I am your daughter’, then, I looked down and saw what had happened to me. The guide then explained about the curse and that there was no known cure. My father was so ashamed of me, my mother and I never saw him again. A little over a month ago, I met Cologne. She was looking for plants to make a special tea. She let me try some before she left. She even told me about Ranma having fallen into the Spring of Drowned Girl. She also told me where to find him. I began having dreams about Jaden and what had happened to him and Opal. So I left China to see Cologne and find out if your other half was Jaden’s fiancée. She told me you often eat there because her Great-granddaughter, Shampoo would one day be your bride. I started going there because I wanted to find out if you had discovered a cure that keeps you from changing to your girl-type, so I could keep from changing to my boy-type. Then, maybe the dreams would go away."

"‘Bride’, huh?" asks Ranma. Then says, "Now the old ghoul says that if we do find a cure that keeps us from changing into our other halves, their souls will have to find another way to rest in peace."

Kasumi asks, "Oh my, you’ve had this curse for four years?"

Sapphire nods her head. Ranma, his father, and P-Chan nod in understanding of what she must have gone through.

"Do you have a place to stay until a cure is found?" asks Soun Tendo.

"What’s the matter, Daddy?" asks Nabiki, "Afraid you’ll have another mouth to feed?"

"That’s not it, Nabiki. We, just don’t have any more spare rooms. If she stays here, two of you girls will have to share a room." says Soun.

"I don’t want to put you out." says Sapphire, "I’m staying with an Aunt here in town, but I should get a job to help her out."

"Maybe Ukyo could use some help at her restaurant, Ranma." says Akane.

"Great idea, Akane." says Ranma, "Sapphire, I’ll walk you to your Aunt’s house and tomorrow, I’ll take you over to Ukyo’s place."

"Thank-you." she says.

Ranma then walks with Sapphire to her aunt’s house.

"Ranma, why don’t you tell Akane about Ryoga and P-Chan?"

"Ryoga followed me when my father and I went to China." he says, "He wanted to continue a fight we were supposed to have when we were still in Junior High. Instead, he was knocked into a spring at Jusenkyo. You might say that I’m to blame for what happened to him. So, under the Warriors Code, I can’t come right out and tell Akane, that the little black pig she’s been carrying around all this time is really Ryoga."

"Do you love Akane?" asks Sapphire.

"It’s hard to say." Ranma tries to explain it to himself as well as Sapphire, "I guess that if we had a chance to get to know each other before this fiancée business was forced on us, we might get along better, but as it is now, we seem to fight every time we see each other." he says.

"Then, maybe you should stop treating her like she’s being forced on you." suggests Sapphire.

"What do you mean?" asks Ranma.

"Why not treat her as if you were just starting to date her and not engaged at all?"

"That may not be as easy as you think."

"It may not be as hard, either."

Ranma drops Sapphire off at her aunt’s house and goes back to the Dojo deep in thought.

He arrives at the Dojo and eats dinner with the rest. As he eats, he looks over at Akane. P-Chan is in her arms and she is feeding him bits of food from her plate.

He thinks, How can I treat her like I was just beginning to date her, when Ryoga’s always around?

As night approaches, Akane carries P-Chan to her bedroom. Ranma walks up to them and makes a show of sniffing something unpleasant, "Akane, maybe you should give P-Chan a hot bath before you take him to bed."

As P-Chan goes from sleepy, to angry, to nervous, Akane asks, "Do you really think so, Ranma?"

"Oh sure, Akane." he says, "Who knows when P-Chan’s had a good hot bath."

As P-Chan begins to squirm in her arms, Akane asks, "Well, why don’t you give him a bath if you think he smells so bad?"

"Oh no, Akane, he’s your pet pig. I think you should be the one to give him a hot bath."

"Okay Ranma," she says, "I’ll do it."

Unable to stand it any longer, P-Chan leaps from Akane’s arms and bolts through a window.

Akane asks, "Did you see that, Ranma? I guess P-Chan hates baths as much as you hate cats."

Ranma, grins, thinking, "Gotcha, Ryoga. You won’t be sleeping in Akane’s bed tonight."

P-Chan finds the spot on the Dojo grounds where his clothes are hidden. Exhausted, he lays down and goes to sleep. As night wears on, he begins to shake and squeal in his sleep. With a start, he wakes up and shakes his head to clear it. He looks up and sees Ranma’s bedroom window. P-Chan rummages through his pack and finds the camp stove and tea kettle. After he pours the hot water, Ryoga says, "If I can’t get any sleep, neither will you, Ranma."

As Ranma sleeps, Ryoga sneaks into the room and carefully pours cold water on Ranma changing him into a girl. "Pleasant dreams, Ranma." says Ryoga as he leaves.

"Wake-up Ranma."

Girl-Ranma sits upright in bed. Sunlight is shining through the bedroom window.

Ranma looks around, there kneeling next to his bedroll, is Akane.

"You were crying in your sleep. Were you having a nightmare?"

Wide awake now, with his cheeks wet, Ranma says, "I dreamed about her again, but this time, it was more like, I was her." A cold shiver runs through him.

Then he looks down and asks, "Akane, am I still dreaming?!"

"Why did you go to bed as a girl, Ranma?" asks Akane.

"I didn’t. Either someone splashed me with cold water, or maybe..." Ranma gulps.

"Maybe you don’t need cold water to change into a girl anymore?" asks Akane.

"I hope not." Ranma puts his hand to the bedroll and pillow, "Look Akane, the bedding is damp. Someone must have poured cold water on me without waking me up."

"Now who would do a thing like that?"

"I’m not sure, Akane." says Ranma, then he thinks, I’ll get you for this Ryoga.

"Ranma?" asks Akane as she kneels beside him, "What was the dream about this time? Was she running away from something again?"

Ranma thinks back on what he still remembers. The sense of panic, left over from previous dreams, has been replaced by a feeling of great sadness. He looks at her, "Thanks, Akane, but I’m fine now. I’ve already forgotten most of it. What’s left just doesn’t make any sense. If I can remember more of it later, I’ll tell you about it."

Ranma takes a hot bath and changes back to his boy-type.

Akane is carrying P-Chan to her room as she sees girl-type Ranma going to his. "Ranma," she asks, "aren’t you going to change before you go to bed?"

"I’m too tired, Akane." says a bleary-eyed Ranma as he makes his way to his room. He slides the door open, enters, slides it closed, and collapses on his bedroll.

"Dreams or no dreams," he says, "I’ve got to get some sleep."

Later that night Ranma is tossing and turning in his sleep.

Ranma is dreaming of his girl-type running from a burning wagon. She is being chased by bandits. She throws herself into a spring to escape and drowns.

At the same time, P-Chan is also having a bad dream in Akane’s bed. His eyes open wide and he is shaking. He lets out a soft squeal.

"Shhh, P-Chan." says Akane in her sleep. As if by reflex, she pulls him closer to her.

Girl-type Ranma sits up in bed, his heart is pounding. The room around him is dark.

"Ranma, what’s wrong?"

Ranma turns, looking at him from a bedroll next to him, is his father.

He looks around the room.

Ranma lies back down, "Don’t worry Pop, it was just a bad dream."

Genma rolls over. Soon, Ranma can hear him sleeping, but Ranma does not.

In the morning, on his way to take a bath, girl-Ranma sees Akane coming from her room. Akane sees him and comes to a stop.

"Ranma, are you okay?" she asks, "You look like you could use some more sleep."

"Thanks," he says, "I needed that."

"I’m serious, Ranma." says Akane, "The last few mornings you’ve looked as if you’ve been awake all night."

"I don’t know Akane, I guess I haven’t been getting enough sleep." he says, "One night it’s Pop keeping me awake with his tossing and turning, the next I have some strange dream." He looks at her, "You don’t look too fresh yourself."

"Tell me about it." says Akane as she stifles a yawn, "P-Chan has been a bundle of nerves all night. We’ll be asleep one moment, the next, he’s on the floor snarling and looking around as if he’s surrounded by something."

"Where is he now?" asks Ranma.

"I let him sleep. He’s been awake most of the night." she says.

"Maybe we’re both having the same dream." he says.

"What kind of dream is it?" she asks.

"I don’t remember much," he says, "there’s a girl running from something or someone."

"I don’t think P-Chan dreams of a girl running." she says.

"I wouldn’t bet on that, Akane." he says as he manages a smile.

"What does the girl look like?" asks Akane.

Ranma’s face turns sad, "She looks just like my girl half." he says.

Akane thinks for a while, "Sounds like your father has been having dreams too. Maybe you should ask him about his?"

Girl-type Ranma nods his head, "After I take a bath."

In the outer room leading to the bath, Ranma finds a hand mirror belonging to one of the Tendo sisters. He picks up the mirror and looks at his reflection.

"No doubt about it." he says, "You’re the girl in my dreams, but who are you?"

Faintly, as if a mere echo, Ranma hears a name. He looks around, but no one is there.

After his bath, Ranma finds his father.

"Hey Pop." he asks, "Do you ever dream about a panda?"

"Sometimes, Ranma, why do you ask?" asks Genma.

"For a couple of weeks now, I sometimes have these dreams." says Ranma, "But they feel more like memories than dreams. It’s almost as if I’m remembering something from my girl-half’s life, not mine."

"Maybe you’re just spending so much time as a girl, you’re beginning to think like one." says Genma, "I sometimes find myself thinking like a panda."

"You may be right, Pop." says Ranma.

"Ranma my boy, I’ve learned to accept my panda side." says Genma, "With no cure in sight, you should try to accept your girl side." Ranma goes away unsatisfied.

After breakfast, Ranma finds Ryoga and asks, "Ryoga, do you ever dream about P-Chan?"

Ryoga gets upset, "No I don’t, Ranma!" he says, "I have enough problems without dreaming about him!"

Ranma thinks, You lie like a chewed-up rug, Ryoga. I know you’ve had those dreams.

After lunch, Ranma goes to the Cat Cafe to see Shampoo. "I wonder if anyone else that’s been to Jusenkyo has had these dreams?" he asks himself.

Meanwhile Ryoga, depressed, wanders around until he finds himself in front of Ukyo’s restaurant. With a sigh he goes in.

Ukyo, seeing his mood, asks, "Hey, Sugar, why so down?"

"Hi, Ukyo. I’m just a little tired." he forces a smile as he sits at the counter. Ryoga pauses, "You know about Ranma’s girl-type, don’t you?"

"Ran-Chan’s?" she asks, "Sure I do. He fell into a spring at Jusenkyo. Now when he’s hit with cold water he turns into a girl."

Ryoga asks, "Did you know he’s not the only one who’s been to Jusenkyo?"

Ukyo answers, "Well, I know that his father changes into a panda, Shampoo changes into a cat, and Mousse changes into a duck. Why do you ask?"

"They’re not the only ones." says Ryoga, "There’s one more."

"Is there something you want to tell me, Ryoga?" asks Ukyo.

Ryoga takes a deep breath, he feels that the time has come for Ukyo to know his deepest secret. "Ukyo, you’re one of the few friends that I have." he says, "Please, promise me, you won’t tell this to Akane."

"I’m glad you think I’m your friend, Ryoga." She senses something important is about to happen. Wiping her hands on her apron she asks, "Okay I promise, but what is it?"

"You’ve seen Akane’s little black pig, haven’t you?"

"If you mean P-Chan, of course I have."

"Ukyo, I followed Ranma to Jusenkyo, and I fell into the ‘Spring of Drowned Piglet’." he says, "Now, whenever I get splashed with cold water, I change into Akane’s pet pig."

Ukyo stares at him blankly. Ryoga is afraid that she does not believe him and might have to prove it to her, when she speaks.

"You mean," asks Ukyo, "that every time I’ve seen P-Chan in Akane’s arms, that was you?"

He nods. His relief, at not needing to give her proof, is more than he shows.

"I take it that Akane hasn’t a clue that you are P-Chan?" asks Ukyo.

"Yes," he says, "but you have to understand. Before Akane took me in as her pet, the only thing I wanted, was to get even with Ranma for destroying my life."

"He seems to have that effect on people." says Ukyo. "Wait a minute. Last week, when P-Chan ran behind me to get away from that dog? That was you?"

"Yes, Ukyo." he says, "After I left, I was splashed by water from a street cleaning machine. I changed into P-Chan and was chased by that dog back here."

Ukyo shakes her head smiling, "I was wondering why P-Chan closed his eyes and was blushing when I opened my blouse." A thought occurs to her, "Ryoga, what do you do when Akane gets ready for bed?"

Ryoga hangs his head, his cheeks turning a bright red.

Ukyo can not stop smiling, "Now, I know why you’re in love with her."

"I thought," says Ryoga, "that my life was over. After I fell into the spring at Jusenkyo, all I wanted was revenge. When Akane took P-Chan in, she showed me that someone could love me, even in my pig-form. I’ve been a loner for so long, I never thought anyone would accept me with my curse. Ever since then, I’ve been trying to break them up, hoping that Akane would finally dump Ranma and turn to me."

"Even if that did happen, Ryoga," says Ukyo, "you still couldn’t tell her. If she knew that she’s been carrying you all this time, she’d tear your head off."

He nods, "I just hope I find a cure before someone tells her or she figures it out."

"Does Ran-Chan know?" she asks.

"He knows." says Ryoga.

"Then, why hasn’t he told Akane?" she asks.

"He’s dropped enough hints," says Ryoga, "but he also knows he’s responsible for knocking me into that spring. I think that’s why he won’t come right out and tell her."

Ryoga sways a little and his head droops for a moment.

"Are you okay, Ryoga?" asks Ukyo, "You look like you could fall asleep on that stool."

"I haven’t been getting much sleep at night." he says, "But I’m okay." He gets up and leaves. Ukyo watches him go.

At the Cat Cafe, Ranma finds Shampoo.

Shampoo sees him, "Ranma! I so happy! You come to date Shampoo?"

"No, Shampoo." says Ranma, "I’ve come to ask you about your dreams."

"Shampoo only dream of Ranma." she says.

"No, Shampoo." he says, "I wanted to ask if you’ve had dreams about a, a, c-c-CAT."

"Shampoo not know what you talking, Ranma." says Shampoo defensively.

"Sometimes when I dream," he says, "it doesn’t feel like a dream at all. I keep seeing images of what it might have been like when my girl-half was alive. It’s like I’m remembering events from her life. I just want to know if you or Mousse have had dreams of your other halves."

Cologne and Mousse hear Ranma talking to Shampoo, and come up to Ranma.

Cologne asks, "Son-in-law, do these dreams come to you only when you go to sleep in your girl form?"

Ranma thinks about it, "I guess so, I haven’t had them when I go to sleep like I am now."

Cologne says, "So, future Son-in-law, it has begun."

"What you talking, Great-grandmother?" asks Shampoo.

"That Tea," she says, "I gave each of you two weeks ago, was made to give you a better understanding of your other halves. Instead, I believe it has drawn the souls, of those who drowned at Jusenkyo, to those who fell into their springs."

"Their souls?" asks Ranma.

"Everything that drowned in those springs," Cologne says, "had a soul, and their souls have been wandering, waiting to rejoin their bodies, or, to find some way to rest in peace."

"‘Rest in peace’?" asks Mousse.

"Yes, drowning is a violent death." says Cologne, "Violent deaths can cause the soul to be torn from the body, preventing it from resting in peace. The soul must then find some way to rejoin the body, or, find someone who can give it what it needs so it can rest in peace."

"Do you think that’s what’s happening, that the soul of my girl-type is trying to talk to me in my dreams?" asks Ranma. "Hoping that I can give her what she needs to rest in peace?"

"It is possible." she says, "What do you remember?"

"I dream about my girl-half riding a wagon in a caravan going somewhere and they are attacked by bandits. Her wagon is on fire and she is running away. She is being chased by some of the bandits. She sees the springs and throws herself into one of them, but she can’t swim and she goes under. That’s about all I can remember." says Ranma.

"Hiya!" says Shampoo, "Shampoo remember dreams of cat chasing mouse and falling into water."

All eyes turn to Mousse. His fists are clenched and his head is lowered.

"I too, have had dreams." says Mousse, "I could see my duck-type flying over the springs and he is hit by an arrow." Shampoo looks at Mousse in surprise as he continues, "He fell into a spring. He was too weak to keep his head above the water and..."

"It seems then, that the nature of your cure must change." says Cologne.

"The nature of the cure?" asks Ranma.

"If we discover a cure that keeps you from changing into your other types, those poor souls will have to keep wandering until they find someone else who has fallen into their springs at Jusenkyo." says Cologne, "Now, we must locate a cure that allows their souls to find peace."

"I was afraid of that." says a young woman at a table. She stands up.

Cologne’s eyes narrow in recognition.

"Who are you?" asks Ranma.

"She new customer, she come here every day for week now." says Shampoo.

"My name is Sapphire. I too, have been to Jusenkyo." she says. Taking a pitcher of water from the table and emptying it on her head, she changes from a yellow haired girl of seventeen to a brown haired boy of seventeen.

"I..." says Ranma in disbelief, "I think I know you, or at least my girl-type does. I’ve seen you in my dreams."

"My boy-type knows your girl-type in my dreams too." says boy-type Sapphire as she looks at Ranma, "That’s why I’ve been coming here. I was hoping that you would find a cure, and then I could be cured as well."

"But how can your other types remember each other?" asks Mousse.

"I think they were traveling in the same caravan." says Ranma.

"Yes." says boy-type Sapphire, "They were on their way to a temple to be married when they were attacked."

"Married?!" asks Shampoo.

"Yes." says boy-type Sapphire, "Their parents had arranged for this marriage, but they did love each other and were looking forward to the wedding. They were traveling in the caravan to the temple with their parents, when the bandits came. The wagons were set on fire by the bandits. He saw his fiancée running and he had to defeat two bandits before he could follow her. By the time he reached the springs and defeated the bandits that got there before him, it was too late. One said his fiancée had thrown herself into one of the springs, but the bandit couldn’t tell him which one. So, he jumped into a spring hoping he would find her in it. Instead, he hit his head on a rock and lost consciousness."

"Do you know the name of your boy-type, Sapphire?" asks Cologne.

"His name was Jaden."

"And you Ranma, what is the name of your girl-type?"

Ranma thinks for a moment. The name he heard that morning in the bathroom comes to his mind, "Opal. Her name was Opal."

"Ranma, I must think on this. Take Sapphire to the Tendo Dojo." Cologne says, "I will send for you if I find a way to give the souls of your other halves the peace they need."

"Okay." says Ranma.

"Could I have some hot water before we go?" asks Sapphire.

"Of course, Child." says Cologne.

After Ranma and Sapphire leave, Shampoo turns to Mousse, "Why you no tell Shampoo how duck-type drown, Mousse?"

"It’s not something I like to think about." says Mousse.

"There’s still a few hours before dinner. Why don’t you two go for a walk and let me think." says Cologne.

"You want to go for walk, Mousse?" asks Shampoo.

"Okay, Shampoo." says Mousse as he walks into the door.

"Here, Mousse." says Shampoo as she takes his arm and leads him outside.

"Mousse, do you remember any more from duck-type?" asks Shampoo.

"He had a mate." says Mousse.

"A mate?" asks Shampoo.

"Yes. Ducks mate for life." he says, "They were together for three summers. They were on their way to the nesting grounds when he saw an arrow flying toward his mate. He flew in it’s path and the arrow hit him instead. He then fell into the spring and drowned. The last thing he remembers, is seeing his mate chased away by the man who shot the arrow."

As he finishes, Shampoo holds tighter to his arm. She remembers something similar. But from the perspective of a small cat. The cat, whose form she takes on when splashed with cold water, was the pet of a young girl. The girl would bring her cat whenever the family went on long rides to have a picnic. During one afternoon picnic, the cat watched as ducks flew over the nearby springs. The little girl’s father retrieved a bow from the wagon and let loose an arrow at the "V" shaped formation. A duck broke ranks and flew into the path of the arrow. The cat watched as it fell into a spring. Another duck, circled down to the one that fell, before being chased away by the girl’s father. The cat became distracted as a mouse ran by. Possibly to get at the fallen duck before the girl’s father. Anger and instincts took over as the cat chased the mouse through the springs.

Thank-you for visiting this blog. I am having a lot of fun posting these stories and welcome all of the comments that I have received at the Pibgorn comments site.

This next group of postings will take several days as they are parts of the largest Ranma 1/2 story I have written. All of the previous stories that I have posted here, have been leading up to this. This is not the finale, but a lot of things happen in the lives of Ranma and company.

These stories are Fan-fiction based on Rumiko Takahashi's Ranma 1/2 and are not a part of the original series of Manga or Anime. Ranma 1/2 and it's characters are Copyrighted by Rumiko Takahashi.

 

Shampoo is on her bike careening through the streets of Tokyo on the lookout for Ranma. After an hour she slows down, "Not so easy to find one who could be boy or girl." She thinks, If he not with Shampoo, he not with Akane... "Hiya!" she locks the brakes on the bike and turns down a street. She says, "He must be with spatula girl!" Her bike leaves a black mark on the road as she speeds on her way.

Ukyo is at her restaurant cleaning up after lunch is over. She wipes her forehead, "Whew, I’m glad that’s done. I could sure use Ryoga’s help more often. Even taking time to look for Ran-Chan, the deliveries went pretty fast today. Too bad he can’t tell his right hand from his left." She looks at herself in a mirror and fixes her hair, "If I’m supposed to be his ‘cute’ fiancee, why does Ranma spend all of his time with Akane?" Then with a sigh, she says, "I’d better take the shop curtain down so I can get some rest before the dinner orders arrive." She goes outside and takes down the shop curtain. She is about to bring it inside when Shampoo screeches to a halt.

Akane and Ryoga resume their search. Finally Ryoga says, "Akane, maybe Ranma has returned to the Dojo by now. I’ll keep looking out here. If I find him, I’ll make sure he gets home."

"You’re probably right Ryoga," she says, "I’ll try there." They separate.

As she walks, she thinks, Why would Ranma be so jealous of P-Chan? So what if he sleeps in my bed? What’s wrong with that? P-Chan is only a little pig. Honestly, the way Ranma is acting maybe he thinks P-Chan is... she shakes her head and says "No. That can’t be it."

As Akane walks, she tries to think of a reason for Ranma’s disappearance.

If it’s not about P-Chan, she thinks, what made him so mad, that he felt he had to leave? Once more Akane goes over their conversation in the training hall.

Suddenly she stops. Her hand goes to her mouth as she remembers her last words to him, ‘Sometimes you make me so mad, I wish it was YOU, who drowned at Jusenkyo, instead of your girl half!’

The impact of those words leave her shaken. "That’s it." she says, "It must be. We’ve never talked about it. About her. The girl that drowned at Jusenkyo. That must be why he got so mad. Oh, Ranma. I’m so sorry."

Akane pauses at the Dojo gate. She looks back down the street, "Ranma, where are you?"

Akane enters the Dojo to find Kasumi putting lotion on Ranma as he sits on the training hall steps.

"What happened to you?" she asks.

"Oh, Akane." says Kasumi, "It’s just a little sunburn."

"Never mind that. Ranma," she asks, "where have you been?"

"Right here." he says.

"Where right here?" she asks, trying to hold her temper.

"On the roof of the training hall," says Ranma, "I went up there to think and I fell asleep."

"You fell ASLEEP?!" she asks, not believing her ears, "I’ve been searching HALF of Tokyo looking for you and you’ve been here all along?!"

Confused, Ranma says, "Well, yeah."

"Ranma, you are late." she says, barely holding back her anger.

"Late for what, Akane?" he asks.

"Late for your appointment with Dr. Tofu!" she says as the anger builds to a boil.

"I didn’t make an appointment with Dr. Tofu." says Ranma.

"That’s okay." she says as she grabs the front of his shirt, "I MADE ONE FOR YOU!!"

Nabiki watches from a safe distance through binoculars, "Here’s the windup, the pitch..."

WHAM!! She continues, "He’s going... going... and he’s out of here!"

"AAAAAAAHH!!!" yells Ranma as he flies through the air.

The same two students look up and see Ranma high over head. They look at each other, one says, "Akane." The other nods and they walk on.

Shampoo and Ukyo look up as Ranma passes over head. They both get on Shampoo’s bike and follow him. "He’s heading for Dr. Tofu’s all right." says Ukyo. Shampoo nods and takes a few short cuts.

Dr. Tofu and the panda watch as Ranma comes into sight and lands in the middle of the pile of bedrolls and pillows they have laid out. Ryoga comes out of the office and helps them bring Ranma inside, "Looks like I did the right thing by staying here when I found myself out front." he says, "I knew Ranma would show up sooner or later."

Dr. Tofu looks Ranma over once they get him inside, "I can understand the bruises and dislocated joints, but where did you get that sunburn?"

"Ow." is the only thing Ranma can say.

"Oh, well." says Dr. Tofu as he begins to put Ranma’s joints back into place. With each adjustment, Ryoga seems to be wincing more than Ranma. Unable to stand it any more, he goes out to the waiting room to find Ukyo and Shampoo.

They both ask about Ranma.

"Don’t worry about Ranma," Ryoga says as a painful yell comes from the other side of the door, Ryoga smiles, "he’s in good hands."

Akane stalks into the waiting room, "Where’s Ranma?! I’m not through with him yet!"

Ryoga heads her off, "Wait, Akane. I think you’d better let Dr. Tofu take care of Ranma for a while." The loud sound of a joint popping back into place is followed by an "OWWW!!"

"Did I do that?" says Akane, her face suddenly full of concern.

A voice is heard through the door, "Ranma," says Dr. Tofu, "you have to relax, or these adjustments are not going to take."

Ryoga takes her arm, "Maybe we should go for a walk and check back later to see if Ranma is okay?" Akane nods and he leads her outside.

"Akane is such a violent girl." says Shampoo. Ukyo nods.

"Only when Ran-Chan is involved." she says. Shampoo nods.

Outside, Akane turns to Ryoga, "Is he going to be okay, Ryoga?" she asks.

"He’ll be fine," says Ryoga, "I’m more worried about you."

"Why do you say that, Ryoga?" she asks.

"This whole thing started when you two were talking about P-Chan." says Ryoga.

"Why is Ranma so jealous of P-Chan?" asks Akane.

"Ranma thinks he can keep any rival away from you." says Ryoga.

"What do you mean by ‘rival’?" asks Akane.

"Like Kuno, for instance." he says.

"I can handle Kuno all by myself." she says.

Ryoga nods, "There have been others, like that skater, Mikkado, and the leader of the Seven-Lucky-Gods Martial Artists, Kirin, and Toma, that ‘Prince of Illusion’."

"Are you saying that Ranma thinks P-Chan is his rival?" she asks.

"He probably thinks you treat P-Chan better than you treat him." he says, then thinks, I cannot believe I am saying this.

"How can he think that? P-Chan is just my pet pig. Isn’t he, Ryoga?" she asks.

"Oh, he’s much more than just a pet pig, Akane." he says.

"Why do you say that?" asks Akane.

Ryoga stumbles when he realizes what he was about to say.

"Well, um," he says, stalling until he can think of something else, "P-Chan is like, any pet. We like to think that, without us to look after them, to care for them, they would be lost, homeless, and alone." Ryoga begins to get depressed as what he is saying hits a little too close to the heart. He continues, "We tell our pets things, things we would never tell them if they were someone else. Maybe, Ranma thinks P-Chan means more to you than he does."

"I wish I knew where he is right now." says Akane.

"He’s back at Dr. Tofu’s office." says Ryoga.

"Not Ranma," she says with a smile, "P-Chan."

Ryoga bounces off of a light pole, "Excuse me." he says to it and returns to Akane’s side. The light pole fractures and collapses.

Akane and Ryoga come to a stop and realize that they have come full circle. Once again, they are in front of Dr. Tofu’s office.

Akane squeezes his arm, "Thank-you Ryoga. You’re a good friend." she says and goes in.

He watches her and thinks, If I’m such a good friend, I’d tell you, it’s me, not P-Chan, that Ranma is trying to keep away from you. He shakes his head, If I did that, I’d have to tell her, I’m P-Chan, and I’d be in worse shape than Ranma was. With a sigh he goes in.

Akane is talking to Dr. Tofu, "How is he, Dr. Tofu?"

Dr. Tofu says, "He’s a little stiff right now, but baring any new injuries, he should be fine."

As Akane takes Ranma home, the others watch them leave. Shampoo gets on her bike and goes back to the Cat Cafe.

Ukyo turns to Ryoga, "Well, I’ve got to get back to my restaurant. The dinner orders will be coming in soon. Ryoga, would you like to help me with my deliveries again?"

He takes one last look in the direction that Akane and Ranma took to go back to the Dojo. "Sure, Ukyo." he says and follows her.

As Akane walks with Ranma, he is stretching and swinging his arms and legs to work the stiffness out of them.

"Ranma?" says Akane, "Are you okay?"

"Oh sure, Akane. A couple of weeks in traction and I’ll be just fine." says Ranma as he rubs his shoulder.

"This wouldn’t have happened if you weren’t so jealous of P-Chan." says Akane.

"Who says I’m jealous?" asks Ranma.

"Oh, come on, Ranma. You shouldn’t be." she says, "Ryoga told me everything."

BOOM! Ranma walks into a wall. Akane picks him up.

"Ranma, watch where you’re going." she says. He is unsteady, so she puts his arm over her shoulder and her arm around his waist.

"Everything?!" he asks, not believing his ears, "Ryoga told you everything?!"

"Yes, he did." she says. "Please understand Ranma, P-Chan is just my pet pig. It’s not as if he were some boy trying to take me away from you." Ranma tenses up. "Ranma, you’re choking me." she says, his arm is now around her neck.

He releases her. He steps away, "I’m sorry, Akane." he says, "I thought he told you everything."

"He did." says Akane, "He said you were jealous of P-Chan, because you think of him as a rival. That you think I treat him better than I treat you. That he means more to me than you do."

With each sentence, Ranma reacts as if he is being hit in the chest.

"Is that all he told you?" he asks when he recovers.

"Well, yes." she says, "What else should he have said?"

"Not a thing, Akane," he says, "it’s not important."

"What’s not important?" she asks.

"Forget it Akane." he says, "When he’s ready, he’ll have to tell you, not me."

Akane pauses for a minute, then takes a deep breath and says, "Ranma, I’m sorry."

"Don’t worry about it, Akane." he says, "Like Dr. Tofu said, I’ll be fine."

"That’s not what I’m talking about." she says.

"Well, if you’re not sorry for almost putting me in the hospital." he asks, "What are you sorry about?"

"I’m sorry about that too! Okay?!" she says losing some of her patience, then forces herself to calm down. "I’m sorry about what I said this morning."

"Akane," he says, "if you want to marry a little pig, it’s all right with me."

Akane is turning red and is about to lose all of her patience.

Ranma backs up, "I’m sorry, Akane! But, if it’s not about P-Chan, what is it?"

Akane’s anger fades and she pauses to think about what she is going to say.

"It was about you and your girl half." she says finally, "It wasn’t fair of me to say that."

Ranma finally understands and makes a peace offering.

"That’s okay, Akane. I know you didn’t mean it," he says, "and I’m sorry I got you so mad, you felt you had to say something like that."

"I wonder what she was like." says Akane.

"Me too." says Ranma.

"Do you ever, dream about her?" asks Akane.

"As a matter of fact, a couple of times this week." says Ranma.

"What did you dream?" she asks.

"I don’t remember any details." he says, "Just that she was in them."

As Ranma walks with Akane, his thoughts turn inward. The dreams he has had are vague. Images and emotions of someone running for her life. The only thing that he is sure of, is that the memories and fears belong to his girl half.

Ukyo returns with Ryoga to her restaurant and begins to receive takeout orders for dinner. Since she is usually the only one there, she has to schedule the takeout orders early, make the deliveries, then return to the restaurant to take care of the eat-in and carry-out orders. With Ryoga to help her, Ukyo is able to accept more orders and deliver them in time to cook pizzas for her other customers. As time goes by and customers thin, Ryoga helps her clean up. After they finish, Ryoga and Ukyo both stretch to get the kinks out of their backs.

"Thank-you, Ryoga." she says, "Here you go." she hands him some money.

"What’s this?" he asks.

"You were a big help today," she says, "that’s what I would have paid someone who worked for me."

"Ukyo, I didn’t do this, to get paid for it." he says and tries to give it back.

"Please, Ryoga," she says, "keep it. Everyone can use a little extra spending money. Why don’t you go buy Akane a present or something?"

"Thank-you, Ukyo." he says and puts the money in his pocket. He looks as if he wants to tell Ukyo something, but he changes his mind, "I’d better go now."

Ryoga goes outside and walks down the street. A street cleaning machine goes by and splashes him with water turning him into P-Chan. As he snorts angrily at the machine, he hears a low growl close by. Turning, he sees a dog walking toward him. P-Chan’s eyes go wide and, squealing, he runs back up the street. Ukyo is taking down her shop curtain. He hides behind her as the dog barks at him.

"Get out of here!" Ukyo yells at the dog and swings her shop curtain at it. With a yelp the dog gives up it’s pursuit of P-Chan to search for easier prey. Ukyo looks at him. She bends down, "You’re P-Chan aren’t you?" The little pig nods and lets out a soft squeal.

"I thought so." she says, "Are you lost? Should I take you back to the Tendo Dojo?"

Again P-Chan nods. She picks him up.

"Well," she says, "looks like I have one more delivery to make." She takes him inside.

She sets him on a stool and says, "You wait right here and I’ll get ready to take you."

She puts her shop curtain away and stops at the mirror to fix her hair. As she does this, she glances at P-Chan who is watching her closely.

"I’ve seen that bandanna around your neck before." she says, "Did Ryoga give it to you?"

P-Chan nods.

"I thought so." she says and looks back at the mirror, "Tell me something P-Chan, if I’m supposed to be Ran-Chan’s ‘cute’ fiancee, why does he spend so much of his time with Akane? They don’t get along at all, and yet, when someone tries to break them up, they’ll do anything to stay together. With Shampoo and me, it’s a wonder that Ranma hasn’t chosen one of us over Akane." She shakes her head, "How can one boy drive three girls so crazy. Better make that four, Kodachi is after him too. Akane’s no better, she’s not satisfied with having just Ranma, she also has other boys chasing her. Kuno, even Ryoga thinks he’s in love with her. Akane sometime accuses Ranma of being jealous of you, but I don’t think he’s the only one. Ryoga would trade places with you in a second. Ryoga’s a nice guy and all, and I’d like to have his help making my deliveries more often, but with his sense of direction, I’d never know if he was going to make the delivery in Tokyo or Taiwan. Shampoo has Mousse, even if she wants him or not. I’m engaged to Ranma just like Akane, but if Ranma marries her, what about me?"

She adjusts her blouse and looks at P-Chan. He now has his eyes covered and is blushing. "What?" she asks, puzzled, and looks down. She is showing more cleavage than usual. She closes her blouse and studies him, "It’s okay, P-Chan, you can look now." He uncovers his eyes. "If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were blushing." She laughs, "You’re as bad as Ryoga. Maybe I should find a cute little girl pig and introduce you to her." She laughs again, gets a takeout box, punches some holes into it for air, and sets P-Chan inside. "Are you hungry?" she asks. He nods and she gets a pizza from her refrigerator. She tears it apart and puts it inside the takeout box for him to eat. He sniffs it and looks at her.

"Don’t worry," she says, "I don’t like pork, so I don’t put any in my pizzas."

She watches as he takes a few bites and closes the box.

After she arrives at the Dojo, Ukyo finds Ranma and Akane playing a game of Go.

"Hi, there." she says, "How are you feeling, Ran-Chan?"

"A lot better than I did when I landed at Dr. Tofu’s." he says as he rubs his shoulder.

"It’s your own fault, Ranma, for being so jealous of P-Chan." says Akane, "When he comes back, I want you to treat him nice. Do you hear me?"

"Speaking of whom..." says Ukyo as she shows them her takeout box, "I have a special delivery for Akane." and opens it.

"P-CHAN?!" Akane says as she gets up, "Thank-you Ukyo! Where on earth did you find him?"

"We kind of ran into each other." she says as Akane takes him out of the box, "He was running from a dog and hid behind me until I chased it away."

"What’s this on his face?" Akane asks as she looks him over.

"Okonomiyaki." says Ukyo, "He was hungry and I had one left over, so I let him have some on the way here."

Akane wipes the pizza crumbs from his face. "Thank-you, Ukyo." says Akane, "See, Ranma. That’s how you should treat P-Chan." P-Chan makes a face at Ranma, sticking his tongue out at him.

"Oh, I’d like to treat him all right, Akane." says Ranma, "I’d like to treat him as the guest of honor at a pig roast."

P-Chan’s eyes go wide and he begins to shake with rage.

"Ranma!" yells Akane, "Do you want to have two appointments with Dr. Tofu in one day?!"

"I guess I’d better leave now." says Ukyo as she removes herself from what soon could become ground zero. Neither Ranma, nor Akane notice her departure. P-Chan, on the other hand, watches her go.

Ranma gets up, "That reminds me." he says as he walks away.

"Where are you going?" she says pointing to the Go board, "The game’s not over and you’re losing!"

"Doctor’s orders, Akane." says Ranma, "He suggested that I try a soak in cold water to keep any swelling down. Now, seems to be as good a time as any for me to cool off."

"If you ask me." says Akane, "Now, is the perfect time for you to cool off. Go soak your head while you’re at it!"

After his bath, girl-Ranma walks by Akane’s room and sees the light coming from under the door, go out, "One of these days..." he says as he continues to his room.

Still in his girl form, he goes to sleep. As night wears on, he begins to dream and he tosses and turns. In his dreams are images of a red-haired girl, running for her life, burning wagons, bandits, and springs.

P-Chan, in Akane’s bed, is shaking. With a start, he leaps from the bed and snarls as he looks around. A light goes on. Akane removes her hand from the switch.

"What is it P-Chan?" she says as she kneels before him, "Another bad dream?"

She picks him up and holds him close until his shaking eases. He lets out a soft squeal.

"Hush now, P-Chan," she says, "it was only a dream." and takes him back to her bed.

The light goes out, but P-Chan does not close his eyes.

Fade out.

It is early morning and just before breakfast, Akane walks into the kitchen to find Ranma standing in front of the refrigerator, with the door open.

"What’s the matter, Ranma?" she asks, "Can’t you at least wait until Kasumi cooks it before you eat your breakfast?"

Ranma looks at her, sees P-Chan in her arms, and says, "No, Akane. I was just seeing if Kasumi could fry up some ‘bacon’ for me."

On hearing this, P-Chan goes from ignoring him to focusing all of his anger on Ranma.

"GRR-R-R!!"

He explodes from Akane’s arms, throwing himself at Ranma. When it is all over, the kitchen is in a shambles, P-Chan is gone, and Ranma finds himself stuffed into one of the kitchen cabinets. Pots and pans fall to the floor as Ranma works to free himself.

With a clatter, he follows them, "OW!"

Akane, with arms crossed, stands in the doorway, "It’s your own fault, Ranma. You know P-Chan is sensitive about pork, and I have had enough too. I’m going to tell Kasumi not to buy any more pork for this house."

"What?!" asks Ranma, rubbing a lump on his head, "Are we going Kosher?!"

Akane steps closer to Ranma and points behind him. Ranma turns his head to look and Akane gets a firm grip on his pig-tail, "C’mon!" she yells and drags Ranma to the training hall. "OWW!! AKANE!! HEY!! LET GO!!" Ranma’s protests fall on deaf ears. When they reach the training hall, Akane releases him. She sets herself and says, "Ranma, I’m going to make sure you never eat pork again!" She launches a flurry of blows at him. Ranma easily dodges Akane’s attack and she is getting madder and madder.

"Stay still and face me Ranma!" she says, "How do you expect me to work out my anger at you if you won’t take me seriously!"

Ranma ducks one thrown punch then another and leaps over and behind her.

"How can I take anyone seriously, that sleeps with a little pig." he says.

"You leave P-Chan out of this, Ranma!" Akane screams swinging a leg and strikes Ranma with her foot, sending him into the wall. With a look of satisfaction, she walks over to where Ranma lies, "Honestly, the way you’re acting, I’d think you were jealous of him."

"Me? Jealous of that little ‘porker’?" Ranma says sarcastically, "If you like P-Chan so much, maybe you should be engaged to him and not me."

Akane picks him up and throws him across the room, "Good idea, Ranma! I’d rather spend the rest of my life with P-Chan, than with a pervert like you! Sometimes you make me so mad, I wish it was YOU, who drowned at Jusenkyo, instead of your girl half!"

Ranma looks at her as if he cannot believe what she has just said. He gets up off the floor and walks to the training hall door. He pulls it open so hard, it fall off it’s tracks. Pausing at the doorway, he says, "Fine then! Have it your way!" and leaves.

"What’s gotten into him?" Akane says as she goes to the door. She looks around, but Ranma is not in sight. "I guess I hurt his feelings." she pauses to think for a while, "Good, maybe now he’ll take me seriously." Akane walks to the house. She looks around, "Where did he go?"

"Where did who go, Akane?" asks Nabiki as she walks by.

"Ranma." she says, "I thought he came in here."

"Sorry," says Nabiki, "haven’t seen him. Did you two have another fight?"

"How can we have a fight, when he never takes me seriously." she says.

"What happened?" asks Nabiki.

"We were in the training hall, I landed a kick and then threw him across the room. He got mad and left." says Akane.

"You did that?" says Nabiki, "The only times you’ve been able to do that, is when he’s been distracted or upset. Was there someone else in the room?"

"No." says Akane, "It was just us."

"In that case, he must have been upset about something." says Nabiki, "Don’t worry, he’ll sulk for a while and then he’ll be back."

"I am not worried, Nabiki." says Akane.

"We’ll see." says Nabiki, "Oh, and Kasumi asked me to thank-you for doing the dishes this morning."

"That was Ranma’s fault!" she says, "He knows P-Chan is sensitive about pork, but he just had to have his little joke! Well this time, that joke backfired, right in his face!"

Feeling a little guilty, Akane goes to the kitchen to apologize for what Ranma and P-Chan did. She helps her sister clean up the last of the dishes. Kasumi, for her part, displays her characteristic patience and calm, and acts as if having her kitchen blown up, is a daily occurrence.

"I’m sorry, Kasumi." says Akane, "It’s just that, P-Chan is a little touchy about it when someone eats anything made of pork around him."

"Oh, my." she says, "I suppose it is a little insensitive for us to be eating pork when you have a little pig for a pet." She puts her hand on her sister’s shoulder, "Don’t worry Akane. As long as P-Chan is with us, we will not be having any pork in this house."

"Thank-you, Kasumi." she says.

Nabiki is standing by the door, "Hmm, we have Koi in our pond. Do you suppose we should stop eating fish too?"

Akane can not believe her sister may actually be serious, "I think that may be a little extreme, Nabiki." Nabiki laughs as if she has told a very funny joke, but it was Akane, who delivered the punchline.

Akane goes to her room and reads a book. Her door is open. A few hours later, she hears the door to Ranma’s room slide open, then closed. She closes the book, "It’s about time he came back." She goes down the hall and slides the door open, "Ranma!" she yells, then stops. The only one there is a panda.

"Oh," she says, "Mr. Saotome, I’m sorry. Have you seen Ranma?"

The panda shakes his head and holds up a sign, "Not since last night." it says.

She slides the door closed and looks around the house again. Not seeing him, she goes outside to the training hall. Her father is repairing the door.

"Dad, have you seen Ranma?" she asks.

"Not since early this morning." he says as he puts the door back in place.

Akane walks around the Dojo grounds looking for him, "Where could he have gone?"

She leaves the Dojo and walks up the street, "He’s probably with Shampoo, or Ukyo."

"Hi, Akane." says a familiar voice.

"Oh," says Akane, "hi, Ryoga. You haven’t seen Ranma have you?"

Ryoga looks a little hurt that it wasn’t him, she was looking for, "No, not after yesterday."

"Hi, guys." says Ukyo as she walks up carrying takeout boxes from her restaurant. "What’s up?" she asks.

Akane asks, "Hi, Ukyo. Have you seen Ranma?"

"Not today, Akane." she says, "Why, is he missing?"

"I don’t think so," says Akane, "I just can’t find him right now."

"If I see him," says Ukyo, "I’ll let him know you’re looking for him. Have you tried the Cat Cafe?"

"Thanks, Ukyo." says Akane, angrily, "I’m going there right now." The very thought of Ranma with Shampoo, gets her blood boiling.

"I’ll go with you, Akane. If you’d like me to?" offers Ryoga.

"Thanks Ryoga," says Akane, "but you can help Ukyo look for him. If Ranma is at the Cat Cafe, he’s going to need a doctor, not a friend." Akane massages her knuckles.

"I have a delivery here for Dr. Tofu." says Ukyo, "Come on, Ryoga. We’ll let him know he’s on standby." She gives some of her takeout boxes to Ryoga and leads him away.

Ryoga helps Ukyo with her deliveries. They tell Dr. Tofu about Ranma missing and Akane looking for him with murder in her eyes. Dr. Tofu smiles and says he’ll be ready.

Akane enters the Cat Cafe. She looks around, but apart from the lunch time crowd, the only one there, is Shampoo’s Great-grandmother.

"Welcome, Child," says Cologne, "come in. What would you like to eat?"

"Thank-you," she says, "but I’m not hungry. Have you seen Ranma?"

"Not today." she says, "Maybe he’s joined Shampoo and Mousse. They’re out making deliveries for me right now. They should be back in a couple of minutes. If you’d like to wait...?" Her hand directs Akane to an open table.

Akane does a slow burn as she sits to wait. A young woman at another table, watches as Akane grabs a pair of chopsticks and breaks them into pieces less than an inch long.

As Ukyo completes her deliveries, Ryoga sees someone he knows and walks over to him. "Hey, Kuno." he says, "Have you seen Ranma?"

"You will address me as Upperclassman Tatewaki Kuno." he says.

"Whatever." says Ryoga, "Have you seen him?"

"Why should I even be interested in finding someone I despise?" he asks.

"Have it your way, but Akane is out looking for him." says Ryoga.

"Akane Tendo, hmm." he says, then points, "Isn’t that Ranma over there?"

Ryoga turns to look, "Where?"

CRACK! Ryoga falls as Kuno strikes him with his kendo sword.

"With Ranma and this buffoon out of the way." he says, "Now’s my chance to date both Akane and the pig-tailed girl!" He laughs maniacally and rushes off.

"Ryoga!" says Ukyo as she pulls him to his feet, "I turn my back for one moment and the next, you’re out like a light. What happened?"

Ryoga rubs the lump on back of his head, "Kuno. I asked him about Ranma, then told him Akane was out looking for him, and he hit me."

"Which way did he go?" asks Ukyo.

"I think he went that way." Ryoga says and points down a dead end.

Ukyo looks in the opposite direction and says, "We’ll go this way."

Akane, while waiting at the Cat Cafe, has splintered a dozen pairs of chopsticks and driven two more into the tabletop before Shampoo and Mousse arrive. Alone.

"All right, Shampoo." says Akane as Shampoo puts the delivery containers on the counter, "Where is he?!"

"Where who, Akane?" asks Shampoo with her hands on her hips.

"Ranma! Where is he?!" says Akane, fists at her side.

"Shampoo not know where Ranma is." says Shampoo, "Even if Shampoo know, Shampoo no tell you." She adds as a challenge.

"Wait, Akane Tendo." says Mousse as he steps between them, he may be talking to Akane, but, he is looking at Shampoo, "We have not seen him all day."

"You keep out of this, Mousse!" says Shampoo as she knocks him into the kitchen.

Akane and Shampoo stand only a pace apart, the air between them is filled with electricity.

Akane says, "Humph!" and stalks out the door. "When I get my hands on him..." she says as she goes up the street.

Shampoo watches as Akane leaves. She thinks to herself, Akane can no find Ranma. If Shampoo find Ranma, Shampoo have Ranma all to herself. With that, she runs out front and gets on her bike to look for Ranma.

"AKANE TENDO, I WOULD DATE WITH YOU!!" says Kuno as he runs at her, kendo sword raised.

"WHO EVER SAID I WANTED A DATE WITH..." says Akane as she throws a punch, but she is interrupted by a "WHAM!!" as Ryoga sends Kuno flying with a blow from his umbrella.

Two students, from Furinkan High School, watch as their classmate passes by over head.

"There goes Kuno, again." one says.

"Yeah," says the other, "maybe he should sign up for frequent flier miles."

"I wonder who did it today?" the first one asks, "Akane or Ranma?"

"Even if it was Ranma," asks the second, "which one?"

"Good point." says the first as they walk on.

"Do you think Kuno will ever figure it out?" asks the second, "That both Ranmas are the same person?"

"Nah." says the first, "That’s part of his charm."

Both laugh as they turn the corner.

Ukyo shields her eyes from the sun as she watches Kuno’s trajectory. Her head jerks and she closes her eyes as he hits. "I’d guess about 400 meters, Ryoga." she says, "Maybe you should try your hand at baseball."

"I’m sorry, Akane." says Ryoga, "But I owed him that."

"Thank-you, Ryoga," says Akane, "but I can handle Kuno. It’s Ranma you should be worried about!" she takes her fist and smashes the head of a hollow cement statue.

Ukyo says, "Thanks for your help, Ryoga. Well, I have to get back to my restaurant. I’ll see you two later. If you do find him, Akane, send what’s left over to Dr. Tofu. He’ll be waiting."

Nabiki Tendo is enjoying tea at an open air cafe. She looks up to see someone she knows, coming in for a landing. She pulls out a chair and awaits his arrival. Kuno hits with a bone crunching thud. "It’s so tiresome having men falling at my feet." she says with a smile. Nabiki gets up and lifts him into the chair.

"Honestly, Kuno," she says, "if you wanted a date with me, all you had to do was ask."

A barely conscious Kuno asks, "What have I done to deserve this?"

"Would you like a list?" asks Nabiki. She calls the waiter over to change her order.

At his office, Dr. Tofu is receiving an unusual delivery.

"Where do you want these bedrolls and pillows, Doc?" asks the driver.

"You can set them down here, I’ll have to arrange them myself." he says.

"Are you expecting a lot of patients, Doc?" asks the driver.

"No," says Dr. Tofu, "just one."

"He must be in pretty rough shape to need all this." says the driver.

"Not yet," says Dr. Tofu, "but I just want to be sure I’m ready for him."

"You’re the Doctor." says the driver as he finishes unloading the truck.

After the driver leaves, a panda walks up to Dr. Tofu.

"Mr. Saotome, you’re just in time to help me arrange these." says Dr. Tofu.

After they finish, the panda holds up a sign, "What are these for?"

"They’re just a precaution. I’m expecting a patient later this afternoon."

Ryoga turns to Akane, "Where do you want to look next, Akane?"

"I don’t know, Ryoga. Can you think of where he might be?" asks Akane.

"I’m not sure. Where have you looked so far?" he asks.

"I’ve been all over the Dojo and the house, his Father and his backpack were there, so he can’t have gone far." she says, "You and Ukyo haven’t seen him. Mousse says he and Shampoo haven’t seen him, but this is Mousse we’re talking about. With his eyesight, there’s no telling who he has, or hasn’t seen. I hate to say this, but I am getting worried, Ryoga."

"Well," says Ryoga, "who saw him last?"

"I guess I did." says Akane.

"Ranma may have his faults," says Ryoga, "a lot of them, but he wouldn’t disappear for no reason."

Akane thinks back on the events of that morning.

"We were fighting this morning." she says as they walk, "He wouldn’t take me seriously. I got mad. We both said some things. He got mad and left."

"What did you two say?" asks Ryoga.

"We were talking about P-Chan." says Akane, "I said that the way he was acting, I thought he was jealous of P-Chan." Ryoga stumbles, then catches his balance.

"J-j-jealous?" stutters Ryoga.

Akane nods, "He said that if I liked him so much, maybe I should be engaged to P-Chan, not him." Ryoga falls flat on his face.

Akane notices he’s not walking beside her and turns around, "Ryoga, are you all right?"

Ryoga leaps back to his feet and smiling deliriously, he says, "Never better, Akane."

He shakes his head, "I guess I’d better watch where I’m going." He returns to her side, "I’m sorry. What did you say after that?"

"What? Oh," she says as they resume walking, "I said that I’d rather spend the rest of my life with P-Chan, than with him." She looks around, Ryoga is stopped in his tracks. "Ryoga?" she asks, "Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack?!"

She leads him over to a bench and sets him down, "Wait right here, Ryoga. I’ll get you some water." Suddenly, the thought of being splashed with cold water by Akane, sounds like a good idea to Ryoga, but he snaps out of it.

"No!" he says, "Wait Akane. I’m all right. I just can’t believe you’d choose P-Chan over Ranma. I’m sure P-Chan knows how lucky he is to have someone like you who cares for him so much."

"I just wish I knew where he was." she says.

"I’m sure P-Chan will show up soon, Akane." he says.

"Not P-Chan," she says, "Ranma."

Ryoga looks as if he’s going through a personal reality check. He thinks, She’s more worried about Ranma than P-Chan. Who am I kidding? It’s not just Ranma I’m competing against for Akane, but P-Chan too. I never thought I’d be jealous of myself. It’s hopeless.

Mousse and Shampoo are walking back to the Cat Cafe.

"Just you wait, Saotome." says Mousse, fist raised, "Tomorrow, I’ll use something more effective than a bucket of water to bring you to your knees."

"No, Mousse." says Shampoo, "You no bring weapon tomorrow."

"But, he cheated, Shampoo." he asks, "We can’t just let him get away with it?"

"No, Mousse." she repeats, "Garden is too beautiful."

Angry, Mousse draws into himself, "You’re lucky, Shampoo. If you get mad at him, all you have to do is change into a cat, and he’s helpless."

Shampoo smiles at the thought, the smile, twists, as she prepares her plans for the evening.

At the Tendo Dojo, everyone is getting ready for bed as night falls. Kasumi is about to close the front door, when a small, pink cat walks in.

"Oh my." she says, "Sh-shampoo? Ranma is upstairs in his room."

The cat "meows" and pads her way up the stairs.

"Don’t you think you should change first?" Kasumi calls after it.

Akane comes walking down the hall, "Was that someone at the door, Kasumi? Who could it be this late at night?"

"It was Shampoo." says Kasumi, "At least, I think it was. It looked like her cat."

"Her cat!" says Akane, "What did she want?!"

"I assumed she wanted to see Ranma." she says, "I told her that he was upstairs and she went right up."

"AAAKAAANEEE!!!" they hear Ranma screaming out from above.

"Honestly!" says Akane as she climbs the stairs, "I get so tired of this!"

Akane slides the partly opened door to Ranma’s room the rest of the way. She finds Ranma on the floor, his fists starting to ball up and the cat on his chest. She is rubbing his chin with her head and Ranma is paralyzed, twitching in fear.

"Shampoo!?" yells Akane, "What do you think you’re doing!?"

The cat turns on Akane and hisses.

"Oh no, you don’t!" she says. She grabs a broom from the corner and sweeps the cat from Ranma’s chest.

The cat leaps to the door and faces Akane, hissing all the while.

Akane holds the broom like a sword between her and the cat.

"I don’t know why you are here like that?!" she says angrily, "You know Ranma’s afraid of cats! How can you expect Ranma to marry you, when he’s afraid of you half the time?!"

The hissing stops and the cat looks at Ranma. He is shuddering in terror and crying.

Tears form in the cat’s eyes and in a flash, it turns to the door and leaves.

Akane lets out a deep sigh and puts the broom back in the corner.

"She’s gone Ranma," says Akane as she steps to the door, "and I’m going to bed."

"Mmmmrrrrr." Akane turns back, Ranma’s hands are now balled into paw-like fists and his shaking is even worse. Akane goes to his side.

"Ranma!" she says, "She’s gone!" The shaking continues. Akane takes a deep breath and kneels by Ranma. She pulls him from the floor and into her lap. She begins the process of restoring Ranma to his senses that she has used in the past. As her hands rub his back and face, her voice becomes soft and soothing. "Calm down, Ranma. It’s over. She’s gone." Slowly, Ranma responds to the treatment and gradually calms down. When the last of the shudders subside, she gently places Ranma on his bedroll and covers him up. His breathing has become slow and he appears to be asleep.

"Honestly, Ranma," she says to the sleeping form, "what are you going to do if the two of you do get married? If she changes into a cat, I won’t be there."

The sleeping figure’s breathing becomes rapid as Ranma’s shudders return.

"I’m sorry Ranma!" she says as she lifts him from the bed again, "I’ll be there."

The shuddering eases and the breathing slows. She lays him down again.

She swallows, wipes a tear, and says, "I’ll always be there, Ranma."

Kasumi steps from the doorway. She helps her sister to her feet and guides her to her room. She stays long enough to see that Akane is safely in her bed, P-Chan in her arms, and turns off the light as she closes the door. She returns to Ranma’s room, looks in on him, and slides his door closed.

The next morning, Ranma and Ryoga are heading to the private garden together.

"What was all the yelling about last night, Ranma?" Ryoga asks, "I was stuck in Akane’s room and couldn’t get out. Unless I broke down the door, that is."

"Shampoo was there in my room last night." he says.

"Well, I can understand Akane’s screaming," Ryoga says with a smile, "but, why were you yelling?"

"She was there as a cat." Ranma shudders, "I don’t even want to think about it."

Ryoga pauses and says, "She’ll be there at the garden today."

"Don’t remind me." he says.

As they reach the private garden, Ranma’s father and Mousse are standing outside the door. Ranma looks around.

He says, "Where’s...?"

Mousse faces Ryoga and points at him, "Ranma Saotome, this is all your fault!"

Genma reaches over and turns Mousse so that he is facing Ranma.

"My fault!" he says, "Now what did I do?"

Mousse says, "When Shampoo came home late last night, she was very upset."

"She was upset?!" yells Ranma as he advances on Mousse, "Listen, you near-sighted Loon. She was the one who came into my room as a cat!"

"I-is that what happened?" asks Mousse as he steps back.

"Yes, it was!" yells Ranma, "I can’t understand why she did it. She knows I’m afraid of cats!"

"Uh, never mind." says Mousse nervously, "A-all of us have to go to the Cat Cafe."

"Why?" asks Ranma.

Genma says, "Cologne says it’s very important that we all meet there this morning."

"The Old Ghoul’s back from China?" asks Ranma, "What’s she up to?" Mousse does not answer.

At the cafe, Shampoo is tending a teapot as they enter. She sees Ranma, and with a hurt look, she turns her back to him. Puzzled, he and the others sit at a table as Cologne enters the room from the kitchen.

She looks around, "Well, if it isn’t the ‘Jusenkyo Five’?" she says sarcastically.

"‘Jusenkyo Five’?" asks Ryoga. He looks around, but apart from them, no one else is there.

"She means us, Stupid." says Ranma.

"Who are you calling ‘Stupid’?!" Ryoga yells as he stands.

Genma puts a firm hand on both of them, forcing Ryoga back into his seat. He asks, "What is this all about, Cologne?"

"I understand from Shampoo," she says, "that you have been training to avoid changing into your other forms." She motions to Shampoo. Shampoo pours the tea into five cups and serves the four guys, keeping one for herself.

"Yeah, so?" asks Ranma. He and the others begin to drink the tea.

"That may be a bad idea." she says.

"What do you mean?" asks Genma.

"Ever since each of you fell into the springs at Jusenkyo," she says, "you have tried to avoid changing into your other forms or used the change to gain some advantage over the others." As she says this last, she looks at Shampoo. Shampoo does not meet her gaze and sips her tea.

Ranma asks, "Until we’re cured, what else are we supposed to do?"

"Just drink your tea and listen." she says, "Each of your other forms was, at one time, a living, breathing person or animal before they drowned at Jusenkyo. You should show them more respect." She pauses to let them finish the tea. "At the moment, you know almost nothing about them. That tea you’re drinking, will help you get to know your other halves better than you do now."

"WHAT?!?!" the five say together. Each of them looks at the empty cup in their hands.

"Calm down." she says, her eyes narrowing, "The effect is completely harmless."

Cologne leaves them in stunned silence and returns to the kitchen.

"So, you gave them the tea. Against my advice."

"Mind your own business, you old goat." she says to Happosai, "I didn’t spend five weeks looking for the ingredients to turn back now."

"Have you at least tested it?" he asks.

Cologne nods, "When I found the last of the ingredients in China, I was with a young woman who had fallen into a spring at Jusenkyo, four years ago."

"When do the dreams start?" he asks.

"They should happen the next time they go to sleep in their other forms." she says.

"Cologne," says Happosai as he leaves, "you’re no fun anymore."

"Nothing lasts forever." she says.

"Nothing, except you." he says.

The look she gives him, as he passes through the door, is cold enough to freeze a bonfire.

Fade out.

Dawn is just breaking at the Tendo Dojo. P-Chan rolls over in Akane’s bed. The sound of crinkling paper wakes him up. Under him appears to be a note. In the early morning light, he tries to make out who it’s for. "RYOGA", it says on it. P-Chan’s eyes pop and he lets out a squeal. Akane rolls over and reaches for him. P-Chan clamps onto the note with his teeth and leaps from the bed. P-Chan looks for a safe place to read it when he spies the open window.

"P-Chan?" calls Akane as she sits up in bed. P-Chan leaps through the open window and down to the grounds of the Dojo.

Ryoga arrives at the meeting place. It is a large shed near a private garden. It has taken him seven days to find it. The note from Ranma is cryptic, hinting at special training. The note says to tell no one and to come alone. He sees that he was not the only one invited. Mousse and Shampoo follow him in. They are each carrying a bag.

Ranma looks up as they enter.

"Ryoga," he says, "you’re right on time. Good thing I gave you that note last week, or we’d have to start without you."

"What’s this all about, Ranma?" asks Ryoga.

"Yes, Saotome," asks Mousse as he points at a poster on a wall, "who do you think you are, ordering us around?"

"Shampoo very unhappy with you, Ranma." she says, "Shampoo thought you want to date, not train."

"Lighten up, okay?" he says, "This is Pop’s idea, not mine."

"What’s going on, Ranma?" asks Ryoga.

He says, "Look, you all have something in common, don’t you?"

"That we all hate you, Ranma?" asks Ryoga with a sarcastic grin.

Ranma rolls his eyes, "Anyone else?" he says.

Mousse asks, "Jusenkyo?"

Ranma points to him and says, "We have a winner! Give that man a fortune cookie."

"What you talking, Ranma?!" asks Shampoo as she runs short on patience.

"Okay." says Ranma as he turns serious, "We’ve all been to Jusenkyo. Right?"

"Yes." says Ryoga.

"Right." says Mousse.

"Shampoo know this." she says.

"But," he says, "do you all know about each other’s animal halves? Mousse, do you know about Ryoga and P-Chan?"

"Yes," he says, "I do." Oddly enough, he is now actually looking at Ryoga. "When are you going to tell Akane Tendo?"

"Stay out of it, ‘Duck-Boy’." says Ryoga as he reaches for his umbrella.

"So," says Mousse as he reaches under his robes, "do you want a fight?"

Ranma quickly steps between them, "Stop it. Both of you." he says, "As much as I’d like to see you two try to beat up each other instead of me for a change," Ryoga looks at him, his face turning a beet red. Ranma continues, "we are not here for that."

The two separate and Ranma returns to a chair by a door, "My father suggested that since we all have this curse, we should train together to try to come up with a way to keep it from being used against us during a fight."

"I don’t get it, Ranma?" asks Ryoga. "You at least stay human when you change. Why should you care if we can fight as our animal types?"

Ranma looks at the others, Mousse and Shampoo nod in agreement.

"Do you remember what happened when those creeps from Jusenkyo showed up?" he asks, "They knew all about us and used our transformations against us."

Ranma pauses and lets what he said sink in.

"We didn’t stand a chance." says Ryoga.

"We were just about helpless against them." says Mousse.

"Shampoo no care!" she says, "Girl or cat, Amazon is still Amazon! Shampoo fight even if turn into butterfly!"

Ranma decides to let that one pass without comment.

"What did you have in mind, Ranma?" asks Ryoga.

"We need to train to avoid cold water," he says, "like you said, Ryoga, I stay human when I change, so it’s no problem for me. Pop changes into a large panda and can still fight, that is, when he doesn’t run away. You three, on the other hand, fight better when you don’t change. If we can train to avoid cold water during a fight, we all stand a better chance of winning."

"And just how do we do that, Saotome?" asks Mousse.

"Set your bags down and come with me." he says. He picks up a canvas bag and walks through the door behind him. The others follow him into a large open space surrounded by walls. Flowers, shrubs and small trees line the paths that wind their way around the grounds.

"This look like private garden." says Shampoo.

"Yeah," says Ranma, "it belongs to an old friend of Pops, so take it easy you guys. No weapons."

"What are we supposed to use, Ranma?" asks Ryoga.

"I’ll show you in a minute." he says, "First, get rid of that umbrella, Ryoga. Leave that and your pack in the shed." As Ryoga removes his pack, Ranma turns to the other guy in the group, "Mousse, that goes for you too." Mousse pushes his glasses back on his nose as if he does not trust Ranma. He then walks back into the shed, loosens his robes, and allows his arsenal to fall noisily to the floor. Knives, short swords, an inflatable duck, weighted chain, dozens of morning stars and other assorted implements, make a pile that surprises everyone, including Shampoo.

"There must be Fifty pounds of stuff here." says Ranma.

Two more items fall. "Fifty-seven." says Mousse. He turns to Ryoga, "Impressed?"

"Not really." Ryoga says and tosses his pack, with the umbrella strapped on it, to Mousse.

Mousse catches the pack and he is almost pulled to the floor by the unexpected weight.

"Ninety-four." says Ryoga with a look of satisfaction.

Mousse bounces the pack in his hands, trying to gauge the weight. As he sets the pack down, he looks at Ryoga as if he has underestimated him, in the past.

Ranma turns to the lone female of the group, "Shampoo, do you have anything to contribute?"

Shampoo smiles and reaches behind her back. Her hands return, each with a short metal cylinder. She thumbs a button on them and they spring out to a length of three feet. She joins them at the ends, making a metal staff six feet long. As Ranma and the others watch, she puts on a show of twirling the staff, both in the air and around her body.

Obviously enjoying the attention, she twirls faster, making the air sing as the metal staff passes through it. She brings the staff to a sudden stop, separates the two halves, and collapses them into the short metal cylinders she first showed them.

Ranma, Mousse, and Ryoga give applause for this performance.

Shampoo bows and takes the cylinders into the outer room and sets them down next to Mousse’s collection. Compared to what he has on display, they seem perfectly harmless, but Ranma and the guys, now know better.

Ranma leads the three back into the garden.

"What now, Ranma?" asks Ryoga.

Ranma sets down his bag and says, "Hidden around this garden, are buckets of hot and cold water. For every bucket of hot, there are four buckets of cold. We have to be able to tell, just by looking, if a bucket has hot water in it." He opens his bag, "And just to keep this interesting..." He reaches into his bag and hands each of them a squirt gun. "Like I said, we have to learn to avoid cold water. Chasing each other around with these should be training enough. There are also extra jumpsuits located throughout the garden in case you get soaked and have to leave your clothes behind to find a bucket of hot water."

The three look at the squirt guns in their hands.

"Wait a minute, Ranma?" says Ryoga, "Where is your squirt gun?"

Ranma smiles, reaches into the bag and pulls out a super squirt gun. He pulls on the pump and pressurizes it.

Ryoga’s jaw drops, "THAT’S NOT FAIR!!!" he yells.

"And your point is?" still smiling, Ranma runs off and disappears into the garden.

Ryoga, Mousse, and Shampoo stare after him in shock.

They look down at the squirt guns in their hands. Then they look at each other. All three smile and nod in silent agreement. They each run in a different direction hoping to catch Ranma before he gets them. Mousse is hit first and has to go through three buckets to find one with hot water in it. He finds a jumpsuit and retrieves his squirt gun.

Both Ryoga and Shampoo get the drop on Ranma. Ranma rolls out of the way as they fire and hit each other instead. Ranma takes off to hide again as they look for hot water.

A stream of cold water passes by Ranma and he returns the favor, hitting Mousse. Instead of going after hot water, Mu-Mu Chan picks up the gun with his webbed feet and fires blindly. For him, this is normal and he actually hits Ranma, turning him into a girl. Mu-Mu Chan then flies away to look for a bucket of hot water. Under the rules his father set out for this training, girl-type Ranma must find hot water and turn back into a guy before he can squirt anyone else. After he does this, he sneaks around, and spotting Shampoo, boy-type Ranma levels his gun at her.

She turns and, knowing his weakness, she smiles, "Ranma, want to change Shampoo into cat?"

Ranma pauses nervously, "Uh, not really."

From nearby, Ryoga stands up and says, "No? Well I do!" and sends a stream of cold water at Shampoo.

"LOOK OUT!!" Ranma leaps to intercept the water, but he is too late. Shampoo is hit and changes into a cat. Fortunately, Ranma was ready for this. He takes out a second squirt gun and hits Shampoo with hot water before she can get free of her clothes and at the same time uses his other gun to squirt Ryoga. P-Chan crawls from under his clothes and snarls angrily at Ranma. Then he stops and looks above Ranma, his eyes going wide.

Ranma turns to look up and is hit with a bucket of cold water dropped by Mu-Mu Chan as he flies overhead. All three of them laugh at Ranma as he falls to the ground and turns into a girl.

"How humiliating." says girl-type Ranma as he removes the bucket from his head, "To be laughed at by Shampoo is bad enough, but to be laughed at by a duck and a pig is too much!"

Girl-Ranma gets up, finds a bucket of hot water and changes back. He rushes off to the far wall. In the distance, he can see Mousse, Ryoga and Shampoo converging on his position. Boy-type Ranma waits for them to get closer.

"Just a little more." he says as he places his hand on a wheel. "We’ll see who has the last laugh." When they are right where he wants them, Ranma turns the wheel. Sprinklers through out the garden gush forth spraying everything inside it, including him.

Girl-type Ranma puts out his hand and does his best Kasumi imitation,

"Oh my, it looks like rain."

Ranma turns off the sprinklers and heads back to the door that led them into the garden. He opens the door and steps back to let Shampoo enter first. She is still in cat form, so he gives her a wide space. After she goes in, he closes the door behind her. In a few minutes, she returns and allows the boys to use the hot water and towels she found in there. Ranma does the honors with the hot water for all three. They towel off and change into the dry clothes in the bags they brought with them. When they finish, boy-type Ranma opens the door to let Shampoo back in.

Ryoga says, "You know, this was actually fun."

"Yes," says Mousse, "I haven’t enjoyed training this much in a long time."

"Shampoo almost have you, Ranma." she says smiling.

"I’m glad you guys had fun." says Ranma, "Same time tomorrow?"

"I’ll be here." says Ryoga.

"I shall be ready as well." says Mousse.

"Shampoo not be such easy target tomorrow, Ranma." she says.

Mousse and Shampoo leave for the cafe as Ranma and Ryoga walk back to the Dojo.

"Who’s idea was this, Ranma?" asks Ryoga.

"Pop’s. I told you that already." he says.

"I don’t mean the training and the buckets." says Ryoga.

"Okay. I admit it." he says, "The squirt guns were my idea. Just looking at buckets of water seemed boring, so I decided to add something to the training."

"Why wasn’t your father in there with us?" Ryoga asks.

"He’s the one who set out the buckets." says Ranma, "If he trained with us, he would have had an unfair advantage."

"You should talk, Ranma." says Ryoga, "Giving us those small squirt guns when you had that big one."

"I knew you guys would gang up against me," he says, "I just needed an edge to keep things even."

"You know things will be more ‘even’ tomorrow. Right now, I’d say Shampoo and Mousse are probably looking for bigger squirt guns to use against you."

Hi, Everyone!

Just a brief pause before the next story gets posted. Only 5 stories in this series remain. A bonus/crossover story with Rumiko Takahashi's other long running series: Urusei Yatsura, will be posted after that. Most of these stories were written between 1995 and 2000, so you get to see some of my earliest work.

If you are not familiar with Urusei Yatsura, do a little research. The main character, Lum, is a female teenage space alien and usually wears a tiger-striped bikini and go-go boots. An unlucky Earthling, Ataru Moroboshi, becomes her husband-to-be after he wins a game of tag to save the Earth from the Invaders. Ataru is a teenage lecher and will chase any woman, but Lum usually has to chase him and punish him for being unfaithful.

After changing out of their bathing suits, they eat dinner and return to their room. Ryoga sits in the rocking chair as Ukyo straightens out her futon. A thought comes to him.

"Ukyo?" he asks, "What does ‘*Sweet Memory*’ mean?"

"It’s the name of the resort." she says, "Let’s see, *Sweet* can mean *Fond* and that is ‘Konomu’. *Memory* is the same as ‘Kioku’. So it would be ‘Kioku Konomu’ Resort."

"Kioku?" he asks as he stands, "Are you sure?!"

"I think so, why?" she asks.

"Then, the legend might be real, after all." he says.

"What do you mean, Ryoga?" she asks.

"What’s the only spring we haven’t checked?" he asks.

Ukyo thinks for a moment, "The one that dried up. But what use is a dried up spring?"

"I don’t know, but we have to look." he says.

"It’s dark out there now." she says, "Do you want to fall into one of those fake springs and break your neck?"

"Please, Ukyo," he pleads, "We have to do this now." His voice is urgent.

"All right." she says as she gives in, "We’ll go already."

The lights of the hotel allow them to pick their way through the springs to the one marked off with ropes. Carefully, Ryoga climbs down into it.

"It’s hard to see." says Ukyo, "Is there any water at all?"

"None." says Ryoga as his feet sift through the sand. He searches the sides of the spring. He stands and says, "There’s a concrete floor, but I can’t find any pipes or drains."

"Do you think it’s a real spring?" asks Ukyo.

"I’m sure it is." he says with a little anger, "They plugged it up for some reason."

"Why would they want to do that?" she asks.

"Lets find out. Stand back Ukyo!" he says. When she complies, he raises one hand up, finger pointing to the sky. "BAKUSAI TENKETSU!!" he yells and drives the finger into the concrete. The concrete explodes and throws Ryoga free from the spring as a blast of hot water follows. Ukyo goes to him and helps him back to his feet. They look at the spring. In the column of water, a small glowing figure appears.

"Kioku." says Ryoga.

"‘Kioku’?" asks Ukyo.

The figure takes on the shape of a young girl. Her eyes open and she smiles at them.

"Ryoga." she says, "You’ve come back to me."

"You..." he says and pauses, "You were the one calling me?"

"Yes." Kioku says, "Do you remember me now?"

"Yes, I remember now." he says.

"Remember what?" asks Ukyo, "Who is she?"

"Her name’s Kioku. She is the spirit of this spring." he says, "I was lost, a long time ago. I found this spring and drank from it. Then she appeared."

"I stayed with you until you were found." says Kioku. Her face turns sad, "After you left, some of the people who found you, came back and started to build that hotel. I tried to scare them away, but I can only appear when the waters of this spring rise in a geyser. When the waters receded, they came and sealed it up."

Ryoga is shaking in rage, "Those... THOSE..."

"Jackasses?" offers Ukyo.

"I was thinking of a stronger term than that, Ukyo." he says, "But that’ll do for now."

A commotion behind them causes them to turn. All of the guests have been drawn from their rooms by the noise of the concrete seal breaking and are now pointing and talking.

"The Legend is real!" says one. "The dried up spring came back!" says another.

"What are we going to do, Ryoga?" asks Ukyo.

Ryoga turns to face the other guests. "Listen to me, all of you!" he shouts, "The spring didn’t dry up! Whoever built this hotel, sealed up this spring! They did that so that Kioku, the spirit of this spring couldn’t scare anyone away! All of the other springs are fake!"

"It’s true!" shouts Ukyo, "What you thought were springs, have pipes and drains and concrete floors! What Natural spring needs those?!"

The clerk, who had come out with the guests, stands there in shock. He comes to his senses and runs back into the hotel. He grabs the house phone and quickly dials a number.

"Answer, please! We’re in trouble here!" he says while waiting for someone to pick up. His face brightens up, "Mr.? Oh! I’m sorry! Mrs. Amishida, this is Mr. Imani at the resort. Could I please speak with your husband?"

There is a long pause as he waits. Despite the coolness of the evening, he is starting to sweat.

"Mr. Amishida?" he asks then goes on, "We have trouble here! The seal is broken on the spring that we told everyone was dried up! Yes! She’s there! Kioku! And the guests now know that all the other springs you put in are fakes! What are we going to do?!"

Mr. Imani listens intently to his bosses instructions. His eyes widen in shock.

"Re-resign?!" he asks, "I don’t think that my resigning will accomplish anything, Mr. Amishida! Those people are going to be out for blood, or at least their money back! They might even tear this hotel apart!"

Mr. Imani listens as his boss issues new instructions. The instructions are quite complex. He nods at the phone as he understands what he is to do.

"Yes, Mr. Amishida, yes." he says still nodding, "I’ll tell them. I just hope they’ll believe it." He hangs up the phone and walks outside. Composed once again, he addresses the crowd.

"PLEASE! EVERYONE!" he calls out above the noise of the guests. All eyes turn to him. He clears his throat and goes on, "Please calm down! I’m as surprised as any of you that the springs are fake and that the legend is true! I just got off the phone with the hotel manger, Mr. Amishida! It seems that he bought this resort after the hotel was built. When he found out that the only spring here was dried up, he hired people to put in these others. I’m sorry, but I didn’t know this until just now. Mr. Amishida will be here in the morning and he will give you your money back."

"WHAT ABOUT THE SPRING?!! WHY WAS IT SEALED?!!" yells Ryoga.

Mr. Imani recoils from the question. He had assumed that the seal had broken on it’s own and that no one had known about it. He had hoped to convince them that the spring had just started flowing by itself. He slowly recovers.

"You’ll have to ask the people who built the hotel!" he calls out to him, "Mr. Amishida and I only know about the legend!"

An older man makes his way through the springs toward Ryoga and Ukyo.

"What are we going to do, Ryoga?" asks Ukyo, "We can’t stay here forever to protect the spring?"

"But if we leave and the waters die down," he says as he looks back a Kioku, "they might seal it up again."

The man reaches them. "I think I have an answer to your problem, young man." he says and shows them his cell phone. "I was just talking to my brother-in-law. He’s a Shinto Priest. I told him about what is going on and he said that he and his son will come up here and see if they can declare this spring a holy shrine. If they can, the hotel people will have to leave. He can then turn the hotel into a temple. He may even pull out all of these fake springs and put in ornamental gardens fed by the waters of this spring. That is, if it pleases the spirit of the spring?"

"Her name is, Kioku." Ryoga says to the man and looks at her.

"Well then," says the man, "Kioku? Would that be all right?"

Kioku smiles at them, "That would be very nice."

A burbling noise comes from the spring. Kioku looks down.

"The water is losing pressure." she says, "I must go now."

"Will I see you tomorrow?" asks Ryoga.

"Yes." she says as she fades, "Tomorrow." The fountain of water collapses.

With the excitement over and satisfied with the explanation from the clerk, most of the guests return to their rooms. Ukyo and Ryoga go to theirs.

Ryoga sits in the rocking chair and waits for Ukyo to finish getting ready for bed. She comes out of the bathroom in her robe and pajamas, but is not wearing the facial mask that had shocked him the night before. He stands and walks by her and into the bathroom to get ready for bed himself. When he comes out, Ukyo is still standing there.

"Ryoga?" she says and steps up to him.

"Yes, Ukyo?" he asks.

"I just wanted to say, that I’m proud of what you did tonight." she says and surprises him with a brief kiss. She adds, "Now, get some sleep." She then turns and crawls into her futon. Stunned, Ryoga walks behind the blanket dividing the room and sits down hard on his futon.

‘Get some sleep’? he thinks as his fingers touch his lips, How can I get any sleep after that?!

"And if you say ONE word of this to Ranma..." comes a warning from the other side of blanket.

The next morning, Ukyo walks over to Ryoga as he sits beside the spring.

"Nothing yet?" she asks.

Ryoga shakes his head.

"Well," says Ukyo, "the manager showed up, apologized all over the place, then gave everyone their money back. I put yours in your backpack."

"Thank-you, Ukyo." he says, half-heartedly.

"That was really something, last night." she says and looks at the spring, "Ryoga, the water’s going down."

Ryoga turns to see the water being sucked down into the rock floor of the spring. The sand being blown away with the broken pieces of the concrete seal. He puts his arm out in front of Ukyo.

"Stand back, Ukyo." he warns, "I think it’s going to..."

BLOOSH-SH!! The hot water erupts in front of their faces, spraying them both. Soon, a figure appears in the column of water and takes on a familiar shape. She smiles at them.

"Good-morning, Ryoga and Ukyo." she says.

"Good-morning, Kioku." they say.

"Are you leaving soon?" she asks.

"Yes," says Ryoga, "but I’ll come back."

"I’ll be glad to see you both." she says.

Ukyo is puzzled, but nods in agreement like Ryoga.

"Once the Shinto Priest and his son get here, you should be safe." offers Ryoga.

"I look forward to meeting them." she says, "After all, if they are going to become my guardians, then I should get to know them first."

"Yeah, well..." he says then trails off.

Ukyo senses his reluctance to say ‘Good-bye’. "Ryoga?" she says, "We have to go if we’re going to make the bus that will take us back to the station."

"Good-bye and thank-you," Kioku says and bows, "both of you." She fades as the waters subside.

"Good-bye, Kioku." Ryoga says at last. Ukyo leads him back to the hotel room. They pick up their bags and drop off the key at the front desk. Ryoga turns to Ukyo as they get ready to go out the hotel’s front door. Cradled in one arm, is the small doll from their room. Ukyo rolls her eyes and takes it from him. She sets it on the front desk and leads him outside.

It is early evening by the time they get back to the Tendo Dojo. Ukyo is anxious to drop Ryoga off and have a word or two with Ranma. They find Ranma waiting for them at the front door.

"Hey! It’s Ryoga and Ukyo!" he says, a little louder than necessary, "You’re back!"

"Yeah, we’re back." says Ukyo, "Ran-Chan, about that spring?"

"You can tell me later." he says, "Today is a special day for both of you, right?"

Neither can believe what they are hearing.

"R-ran-Chan?" asks Ukyo, "Y-you remembered?"

"How could I forget?" he asks. "Come on inside."

He leads them to the door to the dinning room. He turns to them.

"Ukyo, Ryoga..." he says and throws open the door.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!" Horns sound and streamers fly as Ranma and the others spring their surprise.

Ukyo and Ryoga are stunned.

"Happy?" asks Ukyo.

"Birthday?" finishes Ryoga.

"Yeah." says Ranma, "It’s your birthdays, right?"

"Ryoga, is it your birthday?" asks Ukyo.

"Not mine. Is it yours?" he asks.

"Nope." she says.

"Wait a minute?" asks Ranma, "Ryoga, I remember being told to find you so you could be home for your birthday party."

"That was for my mother’s party." he says and reaches for his umbrella, "Today is her birthday!"

In desperation, Ranma turns to her. "Ukyo," he asks, "what about the party your father threw for you when we were little?"

"That," she says as she reaches for her large metal spatula, "was to celebrate our engagement!" Red battle auras surround both of them.

"You mean to tell us," growls Ryoga, "that you sent us on this trip, JUST SO YOU COULD THROW A PARTY, AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY?!!"

"uh-oh..."

"Ranma Saotome?" asks the homeroom teacher, calling the roll, "Is Ranma Saotome still absent?"

Akane stands. "Yes, Sir." she says, "He’s still recovering from the ‘accident’ he had."

"It’s been two weeks, Miss Tendo." says the teacher, "That must have been some ‘accident’."

"It sure was." she says as she sits down.

Fade out.

"I’m sorry," says the desk clerk, "but we only have one room left. If you want to stay, you’ll have to share."

"I can’t share a room with him!" complains Ukyo.

"If it’s a problem," asks the clerk, "you can always string up a rope and hang up a blanket to divide the room?"

"GR-R-R." she fumes and asks, "How much?"

"Let’s see..." says the clerk, checking a price list, "Two people, two nights, one room, that comes to 15,100 Yen. Access to the springs comes with the room."

Ukyo chokes, "H-how much?"

"We’ll take it." says Ryoga.

"WHAT?" screams Ukyo, "Are you out of your mind? I can’t afford that!"

"We need this room to get to the springs." he says to Ukyo and then looks at the clerk, "Am I right?"

"Yes, Sir." says the clerk, "The springs are reserved for guests of this resort only."

"There, you see?" says Ryoga as he swings his pack down and opens one of the side pockets.

"Well, you’d better come up with some money," says Ukyo, "because I certainly don’t have enough."

"No problem." says Ryoga as he pulls from the pack, a stack of 1,000 Yen bills. He counts them out for the clerk.

"Where did you get all that?!" demands Ukyo.

"Where ever I go," he explains, "there are always people who need chores or odd jobs done. I work for them for as long as I’m there and they either pay me, or feed me and let me stay somewhere dry for the night."

The clerk collects the money and hands Ryoga a key and a slip of paper. "Thank-you, Sir. Here’s your room key and a receipt. It’s just down the hall to your right. Room eighteen."

"Could you tell us more about these springs?" asks Ryoga.

"Certainly, Sir." he says, "There are thirty springs in all, though I should say there’s only twenty-nine. One of the springs in the communal area dried up long ago. They are divided into three areas, the communal side, where men and women can bathe together, then there are the separate men’s and women’s only areas. There are ten springs in each area. Except, of course for the...?" The clerk stops his description and looks at Ryoga, who, once again is staring off into space. "Sir? Sir?!" he calls, "Are you all right?"

Ukyo raps her knuckles against Ryoga’s shoulder, getting his attention.

He blinks, "I’m sorry. It..." He pauses and says, "There’s something strange about this place."

"Oh, Sir!" says the clerk, "You must be psychic or something! There’s an old legend that’s been around since before I started working here! A legend about that dried up spring!"

"What legend?" asks Ukyo, "It’s not about a ghost, is it?"

"Not so much a ghost as a spirit of some kind." says the clerk, "But you don’t have to worry, I hear that she hasn’t made an appearance since the spring dried up. Most of the people around here have forgotten all about her."

"A woman spirit?" asks Ryoga.

"More like a small girl, I understand." says the clerk, "I think it’s been at least ten years since anyone’s seen her."

Ryoga and Ukyo go to their room. On entering, they look around. The room has a sliding door leading to the springs, a rocking chair, a writing desk, a private bath and a closet.

"Not too bad, I guess." says Ukyo as she walks to the closet. She opens it. "Two futons and..." she pulls out a rope and large blanket. She turns around and freezes in place. The rope and blanket fall to the floor.

"R-ryoga?" she asks, in near panic, "What are you doing?!"

Ryoga is sitting in the rocking chair and is cradling something small. The image is very similar to one of Ukyo’s reoccurring dreams. She sinks to her knees.

"This?" asks Ryoga as he shows Ukyo the doll he is holding, "It must have been left behind by the child of one of the guests. Ukyo? Are you okay?"

"Put the doll down," she says as she recovers, "and help me rig this rope."

After the rope and blanket are up and the futons are laid out, Ukyo walks over to her luggage. She pulls a robe and pajamas from the large case and picks up her small case.

"Ukyo?" asks Ryoga, "What are you doing?"

"It’s too late and I’m too tired to go looking at the springs tonight." she says, "I’m going to get ready for bed."

Ryoga stands and faces the door leading to the springs. He says, "Then I guess I’ll..."

"You stay right there, Ryoga!" she warns him, "I don’t want to spend the rest of the night searching for you. You move one inch and I’ll hog tie you to that futon!"

Chastised, Ryoga turns and sits in the rocking chair. His hand reaches to the writing desk.

"AND STOP PLAYING WITH THAT DOLL!!!" Ukyo yells as she slams the door to the bath. Ryoga jerks his hand back and looks at the now closed door.

He asks himself, "What’s wrong with her?" He begins to rock and closes his eyes.

"Ryoga?" says Ukyo as she shakes his shoulder, "It’s your turn in the bathroom."

Ryoga opens his eyes, they go wide in shock. "AAAAHH!!" he screams and nearly falls over backwards in the chair. "U-ukyo?" he asks.

"You men are all alike." she says as she checks the dryness of her blue colored facial mask. "You want women to look pretty, but you don’t want to see how it’s done."

In the morning, dressed in bathing suits, Ryoga and Ukyo are looking at the map of the resort’s springs. The springs are in an area shaped like a pie divided into three pieces.

"The communal springs are closest to the hotel." Ukyo points out, "The men’s side is further out to the left, the women’s side to the right. We’ll check out the communal side first and then go from there. Now, what are we supposed to look for?"

"What?" asks Ryoga.

"What makes this spring you’re looking for so special?" she asks.

"Ranma said it was some kind of healing spring." he says.

"‘Ranma said’?" she asks, "He told me this was your idea."

"He told me that Nabiki heard Dr. Tofu talking to his cousin about it." he says, forgetting about Ranma’s advice to go along with whatever Ukyo says.

"Something fishy is going on here, Ryoga." she says, "If Ran-chan wanted to find out about this spring, why didn’t he go with you, or alone?"

Ryoga starts to panic. Should I tell her? I can’t! She might tell Akane! "H-he said that if it was the right kind of spring, it might remove his curse."

"How are we supposed to know if it’s the right kind of spring?" she asks, "We’ve got no way of testing it."

"I-I-I," stutters Ryoga as he tries to think of something, "I was just supposed to find it. Ranma was going to check on any springs I found, later."

"Well he’s got a whole lot of springs to check up on now." she says, "I don’t believe this! C’mon Ryoga!"

"Where are we going?" he asks.

"As long as we’re here," she says as she opens the door leading to the springs, "we might as well check ‘em out for ourselves. Just look for anything unusual."

To the far left and right, bamboo walls run from the ends of the hotel and meet at a point. Two doors, one on the left and one on the right, lead to the men’s only and women’s only areas. Where the walls meet, there are ropes and signs marking where the dried up spring is. Ryoga and Ukyo walk up to the nearest of the springs.

"Well, this is what you came for." says Ukyo, pointing to the spring. "Get in."

"It doesn’t look very warm." he says and thinks, What if it’s a cold spring?

Ukyo kneels down and puts her hand into the water. "Well, it’s not hot." she says, "Barely warm. At least it’s not freezing."

How warm does it have to be to keep me from changing? wonders Ryoga, I have to find out if it will cure me, but if I change now, Ukyo will know about me and P-Chan!

Ukyo steps into the spring. She turns and splashes him.

"Well?" she asks, "Are you going to get in or not?"

In near panic, Ryoga checks himself over. In relief, he finds that he has not changed.

"It’s just water, Ryoga." says Ukyo, "You’re not going to melt."

Cautiously, Ryoga slips into the spring. The lukewarm water feels odd to him somehow.

"Well?" asks Ukyo, "Is this the kind of spring Ran-Chan’s looking for?"

"I’m not sure." he says, trying not to look at Ukyo. The bathing outfit she has on is less than modest.

"What’s the matter, Ryoga?" she asks as she moves through the water to get in front of him, "Your face is red. The water isn’t that hot is it?"

"No. It’s just that..." he says as he tries to concentrate on the sides of the spring.

Ukyo suddenly remembers a similar reaction he had when they were practicing with the vest she was going to use in her challenge with Akane. She strikes a pose in front of him.

"Oh. I see what the trouble is." she says coyly. She turns serious, then stands and puts her hands to her hips, "You’re not going to get a nose bleed are you?"

Surprised by her actions, Ryoga falls backwards. Desperately, he turns to look away from Ukyo. Concentrating on the sides of the spring, he sees something that surprises him just as much. His hand reaches over to it.

"You really know how to make a girl feel pretty, don’t you, Ryoga?" she asks sarcastically. She starts to get out.

"Wait, Ukyo." he says and points, "Look over here."

"What is it?" she asks.

"This is where the water is coming in." he says.

"So?" she asks.

"It’s coming in from a pipe." he says and puts his hand over the opening. The pressure from the water pushes on it.

"What’s a pipe doing in a spring?" she asks.

"I don’t know." he says. He digs his foot into the sandy bottom. A few inches down, his toes find a rough concrete floor. "This isn’t a spring. It’s a pool. A man-made pool."

"Are you sure?" she asks.

He goes over to the opposite side of the pool. Hidden by natural looking rocks, is a drain with a built in filter. His shoulders slump in disappointment. His fists and face rise in anguish. "DON’T TELL ME THAT THEY’RE ALL FAKE!!!" he cries.

The other guests turn to look at him. Ukyo apologizes for the disturbance and tries to calm him down.

"Ryoga!" she hisses, "Get a hold of yourself! We don’t know that they’re all like this."

"What are we going to do, Ukyo?" he asks, "If these are all fake, then they’re useless!"

Poor guy. thinks Ukyo, He must really want Ranma and the others to be cured.

"We’ll just have to check them one-by-one." she says, trying to sound hopeful, "They can’t all be fake springs."

Ryoga and Ukyo check each of the springs in the communal area. Their search is slowed by the presence of the other guests. Ryoga is anxious, but Ukyo won’t let him disturb the others just so they can check out the spring someone else is in. By the time all nine active springs in the communal area are looked over, it is lunch time and they take a break. So far, all of the springs they have looked at, are man-made.

"Maybe it’s just the ones closest to the hotel." she says trying to cheer him up, "Maybe the ones in the other areas are real?"

"I don’t know, Ukyo." he says as he picks at his food, "Why would they go to the trouble of putting in fake springs?"

"Maybe they only have a few real springs." she says, "They might have thought that they couldn’t make enough money with what they had and built the fake ones to draw more customers?"

"What about the legend?" he asks, "About the dried up spring and that girl spirit?"

"We only have the clerk’s word on that." she says, "He might have just made it up, or it could have been used when the resort first opened to get people to come here. Then, when the spring dried up, they had to drop it."

"I guess that’s possible." he says.

"Look." says Ukyo, "We’ll check the other springs this afternoon, get some rest tonight and go home tomorrow. I’d like to get back to Tokyo. Sunday’s a special day for me."

Ryoga smiles, "Me too."

"Well then," says Ukyo as she stands, "lets get to it."

Impatiently, Ukyo stands by the door leading to the men’s only side. An older man comes out leading Ryoga.

"Is this him, Miss?" he asks.

"Yes." she says, exasperated, "Thank-you." She takes Ryoga by the arm and leads him away. "What took you so long? I’ve been waiting an hour. Were you able to check all of the springs?"

Ryoga has a sheepish look on his face, "I..."

"You got lost, didn’t you?" she asks, "There’s only one door leading in and out, and you still got lost."

"I wanted to make sure I didn’t miss any of the springs." he says.

"A likely story." she says sarcastically, "Are any of them real."

"None. They’re all fake." he says, "How about you?"

She sighs, "Sorry, but we’ll have to tell Ran-Chan that he’d better look somewhere else. It’s getting late, lets get back to our room." She leads him back to the hotel.

"I’m ho-ome!" calls Akane as she slides the door open. She removes her shoes and walks in. Ranma and the others look up from the dinner table.

"You’re home late." he says, "We started without you. Hope you’re not hungry. There’s not much left."

"That’s okay." she says, "I’ve already eaten."

"My, ain’t you rich." he says, "It’s not everyone who can afford to eat out whenever they like."

"For your information," she says as she glares at him, "I was at a birthday party."

"A birthday party?" he asks, "Why wasn’t I invited?"

"It was for one of the girls in our class. No boys." she says, "I told Nabiki about it."

"Yes," says Nabiki, "and I told Kasumi. That’s why we didn’t have a place set for Akane."

Surprised, Ranma looks back at the table. "We didn’t?" he asks.

"You didn’t even notice that I wasn’t here!?" Akane yells.

Oh, man! I’m in trouble now! C’mon! Think of something! thinks Ranma nervously.

"I just thought you might not have been hungry." he says with a weak laugh, "Yeah, that’s right." He looks at Akane, I hope she buys that!

"Humph!" says Akane as she turns to walk down the hall.

Ranma slowly begins to relax as Akane’s foot steps fade.

Genma’s hands go to his shoulders and lift him up. "Go after her, Boy!" he demands.

"Why do I have to..." he starts and is interrupted by Soun.

"Son!" he says, "It is your obligation as Akane’s fiancé to..." Ranma interrupts him.

"Enough with the fiancé thing already!" he says and knocks his father’s hands away. He turns to walk down the hall, "I’m going, okay?"

Ranma catches up to her as she reaches the stairs.

"Akane, I’m..." he freezes as she looks at him with a furious stare. Better change the subject, Stupid! he thinks. "So, Akane, um..." he manages to get out, "Wh-when’s your birthday?"

Her face relaxes as she turns to look back up stairs. "Not for another three months." Her eyes suddenly go wide open and she turns back to him. "YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHEN MY BIRTHDAY IS?!!!" she screams.

Uh-oh! is all Ranma has time to think before...

CRASH!! BANG!! THWACK!! CRUNCH!! BOOM!! THUD!!

"ow..."

At breakfast the next morning, Akane refuses to look at Ranma. It is only on their way to school, that she will even talk to him.

"C’mon Akane," he says, "it’s just that nobody ever told me when your birthday was."

"You never even thought to ask until last night." she says, coldly.

"Do you know when my birthday is?" he asks.

Stunned, Akane freezes in her tracks. Shaking it off, she says, "That’s not the point!" and starts walking again.

"You don’t, do you?" he presses her for an answer.

"Okay! So were even!" she yells, "Do you know anyone’s birthday?"

"I know Ryoga and Ukyo’s." he says.

"You know theirs, but you don’t know mine?" she asks.

"Only because they’re on the same day." he says.

"When?" she asks.

Ranma thinks for a moment, "The 23rd of this month."

"That’s this Sunday." she says, then asks, "Are you sure?"

"Of course I am." he says, "I remember having to track Ryoga down, just so he could be there for his own party and Ukyo’s father threw her a party when we were both little."

"Maybe we should throw a surprise birthday party for both of them." Akane says and asks, "What do you think?"

"It sounds like a good idea, Akane," says Ranma, "but if we start getting ready now, Ryoga or Ukyo might find out by accident."

"We’ll just have to keep it a secret." she says.

From P-Chan? thinks Ranma, then says, "I got a better idea, Akane. Why don’t I ask them to check on something Nabiki heard when Dr. Tofu was talking to his cousin?"

"What do you mean?" asks Akane, "What were they talking about?"

"Dr. Tofu’s cousin said there was a spring on Mount Fuji." he says, "Some kind of healing spring. I can ask them to find it and let us know what kind of spring it is. If we’re lucky it might remove this curse."

"That sounds okay, but why would they do it?" she asks, "Ukyo might as a favor to get you back to normal, but what about Ryoga? What makes you think he might go along?"

"I think I can talk him into it." he says, "Besides, I think he’s beginning to like Ukyo."

"What?! When did this happen?" asks Akane, surprised by Ranma’s sudden change of subject.

"Think about it Akane." he says, "It’s not often that you see one without the other anymore. Remember when Ryoga was trying to talk Ukyo into helping him find the Old Ghoul?"

Akane nods, "I thought they might have been in love the way Ryoga was begging Ukyo to help him, but he just wanted her to help him find Cologne. If Ryoga does like her, maybe searching for the spring will give them enough time together for him to figure out if he does or not."

"A spring?" asks Ryoga, "On Mount Fuji?"

"Yeah," says Ranma as they stand outside Ukyo’s restaurant, "Nabiki heard Dr. Tofu and his cousin talking about it. If I’m right, it could remove this curse we got."

Ryoga’s knees begin to shake. "Are...? Are you serious?" he asks nervously.

"Yes." he says, "I don’t know if it’ll work, but it’s worth a try. And, I want you to take Ukyo along."

"Ukyo?" he asks, "Why?"

"To keep you from getting lost." Ranma says, "We can’t wait forever, you know, and besides, I think she likes you."

Ryoga blushes intensely, "WHAT?!! Ranma... You... Ukyo... Me..."

"Think about it, Man. Wasn’t she the one who took you to Dr. Tofu’s after you fought with his cousin?" he asks, "And didn’t she take care of you when you fainted after you tried that Battle Aura Blast on me? I’m telling you, Man, I think she likes you."

"But I can’t!" Ryoga says, "Not with Ukyo!"

"Why not?" Ranma asks.

Ryoga starts to fidget. "She..." he starts, "She doesn’t know."

"About what?" Ranma asks.

"ABOUT ME AND P-CHAN!!!" Ryoga yells then whips his head around when he realizes how close they are to her restaurant.

"Why haven’t you told her about it?" he asks, "What’s the big deal if she knows?"

"It just never came up, okay?" Ryoga says, "And, she might tell Akane by accident."

"I think you can trust her, Ryoga." Ranma says, "Don’t worry, if I’m right about this spring, it won’t matter if she knows or not."

"I can’t ask her to do something like this!" he says.

Why not? You did it before, when you were looking for the Old Ghoul. thinks Ranma.

He says, "Jeez, you’re a wimp. Okay, I’ll ask Ukyo and try to talk her into it. If she comes out, just go along with anything she says. You wait right here and don’t move." Ranma leads him over to a nearby post and wraps Ryoga’s hand around it. Making sure Ryoga has a firm grip on the post and understands that he is not to let go, Ranma has at least some hope that Ryoga will still be there when he comes out. He then enters the restaurant.

"What’s going on out there, Ran-Chan?" asks Ukyo as she scrapes and cleans the grill. Her hands move back and forth in preparation for the next meal. "You and Ryoga were making enough noise for a small riot."

Ranma sits down and acts bored, "It’s nothing, Ukyo. Ryoga wants to go up to Mount Fuji so he can find something, but he doesn’t have a lot of time. So he asked me if I could help him, but Akane and I are going to be too busy at the Dojo for me to get away right now."

"What’s so important that he has to go there to find it?" she asks.

"I don’t know," he says, lying, "some kind of spring. Hey, Ukyo? Could you do me a favor and go with him?"

"What makes you think I’d leave my restaurant and take the risk of being lost for weeks with him?" she asks, "I can’t just lock up here and take off. I’d lose business."

"That’s why I’d like you to go with him." he says, "If you’re there to keep him from getting lost, then it shouldn’t take more than a couple of days to get there and back. Tomorrow’s Saturday, you should be back by Sunday night."

"We’d better be back by then." she says and adds, "If I do this, you are going to owe me big time, Ranma Saotome."

Ranma holds his hands together in front of his face, almost as if in prayer. "Thank-you, Ukyo." he says, "You won’t be sorry. I promise."

"I said ‘IF’." she points out, then asks, "Just two days?"

"Three at the most." he says, "Think of it as a vacation."

"‘Three days’?" she asks, "If I have to spend that much time alone with him, I’m going to need a vacation."

Although Ranma had thought to use the same ploy with Ukyo, he decides that the line, ‘I think he likes you.’ would not work on her as it did on Ryoga. Instead, he holds his tongue and waits for Ukyo to give in. The hopeful look he gives her is for real. She stares at him for a while, then her head lowers as she shakes it. Ranma begins to have doubts when she speaks.

"One of these days," she says as she raises her head with a smile, "I’ll learn to say ‘no’ to you, but okay, I’ll do it."

As Ukyo goes upstairs to pack, Ranma goes outside. He gets there just in time to see Ryoga let go of the pole and begin to wander off. Ranma runs to reach him.

"Where do you think you’re going?" Ranma asks. He turns Ryoga to him. There is a glazed look in his eyes. Ryoga’s eyes are slow to focus.

"What?" he asks, then realizes what is happening. He says, "Someone was calling my name."

"This is no time to be listening to the call of the wild, Man." says Ranma, "You’re supposed to go with Ukyo to find the spring, remember?"

"The spring?" he asks, still not completely back. He blinks, "The Spring! Ranma did you talk Ukyo into going?"

"Yeah, Man. She’s packing right now." he says and pulls on Ryoga’s arm, "C’mon, we gotta get back to the restaurant before she comes down."

They reach the front door just as Ukyo is closing and locking it.

"He wandered off, didn’t he?" she asks.

"Well, yeah but," says Ranma, "he’s all yours now, Ukyo."

"Thanks." she says sarcastically, "Thanks a lot."

"See you in a couple of days." he says and quickly leaves.

"Jackass." mutters Ukyo, then she turns to Ryoga, "Right. Have you got any money?"

"Money?" he asks, "Yeah, some. Why?"

"If you think we’re walking all the way to Mount Fuji," she says, "then you’re as crazy as I am for taking you. We’ll take the train and go to Gotemba and then we’ll ask about this spring you’re looking for."

It doesn’t sound as if she likes me. wonders Ryoga, Was Ranma lying when he said that?

"Hello-o!" she calls, "Earth to Ryoga! Are you there?"

Ryoga blinks, "Yes. Well, let’s go to the train station." He turns to walk away. Ukyo grabs his arm.

"The train station is this way." She says and pulls him along. Her grip is a little tighter than necessary.

"A spring?" asks the bus ticket seller for the station at Gotemba, "On Mount Fuji?"

"Yes, Sir." says Ryoga, "It’s supposed to be a special kind of spring somewhere on Mount Fuji."

"If’n it’s springs yer wantin’ young feller," he says, "then it must be at that there resort on the other side of Mount Fuji. Those are the only springs that I know of. We got a bus that stops where they pick up their guests. The last bus for this evening leaves in ten minutes. If’n you wants to go there, you’d better buy yer tickets now."

"What’s the name of this place?" asks Ukyo.

"*Sweet Memory* Resort." says the old man. He says ‘Sweet Memory’ in English, instead of in Japanese.

"That’s English, isn’t it?" asks Ukyo, "Why give a Japanese resort, an English name?"

"I believe it was done to encourage more foreign tourists to go there." he says.

"What do you think, Ukyo." asks Ryoga.

"If these are the only springs around here, then we’d better go." she says and buys the tickets.

Moments after they get on, the bus pulls out. An hour and a half later, the bus slows to a stop. "*Sweet Memory* Resort!" calls the driver.

Ukyo and Ryoga step off the bus and look around. "There’s no one here!" she tells the driver.

"Did you call ahead and make reservations?" he asks.

"No." she says, "We only had time to buy the bus tickets."

"Well, that’s why they’re not here to pick you up." he says, "The resort is about a mile down that road. If you start walking, you should be there in fifteen to twenty minutes."

The driver closes the door of the bus and pulls out, leaving the two behind.

"A MILE?!" fumes Ukyo, "When we get back, I’m going to KILL Ranma!" She looks over at Ryoga. His eyes are glazed and he is staring off into space. She snaps her fingers in front of his nose. SNAP, SNAP! "Ryoga! Don’t act like a deer caught in the headlights now. We gotta get going." SNAP, SNAP!

Ryoga shakes his head, his eyes are still unfocused. "I’m sorry." he says, "It’s just that I thought someone was calling my name."

"That was me, you idiot." she says and grabs his arm, "Let’s go."