Then this is your lucky day, my friend!

Life-Time Books & Videos (tm), producers of such acclaimed nature series as The Kingfisher and I , Taming of the Shrew and Taming of the Shrew II - Advanced Tricks & Tips , Clam Up! , and He's a Lion Old Buzzard , is pleased beyond adjectives to announce our latest epic series:

That's Incredi-Vole!

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You'll start the series with A Fascinating Look at the Exciting Lives of Giant Pygmy Voles , which is a fascinating look at the exciting lives of giant pygmy voles! Then, approximately once a month, new volumes will arrive, such as:

Fire in the Vole!

The great vole battles of history. From the Revoleutionary and Civole wars to World Wars I & II, in land campaigns, navole engagements, and aerial encounters, you'll experience vole warfare as never before. Remember the Alamole!

Serve & Vole-y

Voles, and the varied contributions they've made to the sport of tennis.

The Truth, the Vole Truth, & Nothing but the Truth

An in-depth look at the vole judicial system, social infrastructure, and geopolitical influence.

This Vole House

Vole architecture, engineering, and construction techniquies. Special fold-out on grouting!

The Rise and Vole of the Roman Empire

Astounding new archaeological evidence which points to the fact that Romulus & Remus, founders of Rome, were raised by a giant pygmy vole, and not a wolf as earlier myths state!

It's Only Rock & Vole, but I Like it

From the smooth sounds of Nat King Vole's Unforgetavole to Big Joe Turner's Shake, Rattle, & Vole you'll discover the influence voles have had on popular music through the decades. Includes a bonus CD!

Plus shipping & handling, state & local taxes, permits & waivers & licenses, bribes, donations, security deposits, legal fees, and salaried wages. Additional fees may apply. Next-day delivery is also available (requires one week advance notice).