You better slow down!

You better not slide!

You better not crash!

I'm telling you why:

I don't want to hit a

snowbank!

I know the road is slippery;

don't wanna hit a ditch.

But if I do,

and I get stuck,

I will swear,

"Oh, son of a

You better slow down!

You better not slide!

You better not crash!

I'm telling you why:

I don't want to hit a

snowbank!

Drivers honk,

are you listenin'?

Pedestrians dodge,

and you keep missin'.

You'd better not swerve,

or pass on a curve.

Drivin' in a winter wonderland.

Black ice gleams

and we're a-slidin'.

Under the dash

you're a-hidin'.

We'll hit the guardrail,

take air and then sail.

Drivin' in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can do a donut,

hit a rut and then flip over twice.

They'll say, "Are you bleedin'?" we'll say, "No, man,"

"but if you'd call a tow-truck that'd be nice."

Later on,

we'll perspire

when the engine

catches fire.

We'll act unafraid,

but desperately pray.

Drivin' in a winter wonderland.

Drivin' in a winter wonderland.

Drivin' in a winter wonderland.