LFC Manager,
Please see the above applcation for membership in the prestigous Lavaggi Fan Club. I MUST be a Charter Member as I anticipate a victory in Japan and wouldn't want to seem like I was jumping on the bandwagon. Plus, the price is reasonable!
*Will he be the next F1 world champion?
*Probably not, unless looks count! But I will root for him, big time.
That's saying a lot since I also root for JV!
*Do you have a preferred Lavaggi Fan Club member number?
*Of course. I'll take my reserved number, 3! Thanks for
saving it for me.
*Will he be the next F1 world champion?
Yeah, because, ya see, it's like this.....At the last race this year, Michael Schumacher's gonna get jealous of Damon Hill joining the Footwork instead of him...so Schumi's gonna ask Damon over for a couple
of drinks to celebrate and then he'll get Damon so drunk (Germans are
good at that) that Damon's not even qualify for the last race. Footwork
will be so disappointed, that they'll immeadiately call a press
conference after Suzuka and announce that Damon is a joke, and when
Damon goes to Stewart begging for a ride, Jackie will laugh in his face
and offer him a drink. Then Damon is forced to go for an IRL ride for
team Scandia. (They'll hire anybody) Then JV sees this unprecedented
move to Scandia and immediately goes and joins his buddy in IRL.
Meanwhile, Jackie Stewart announces his long awaited drivers for 1997 as
GIOVANNI LAVAGGI and Giovanni's dog in the second car. Upon being asked, Jackie replies "well, it took the dog under a month to learn how to roll over, and any dog with that kind of talent deserves to be in my racecar.
And as far as Giovanni, if he can teach a dog to roll over in under a
month, why then I suppose he can tame my racecar in no time." Honda
immediately adds its new engines to the program, and although they're
not as fast as the rest, they go the entire year without one mechanical
problem, while the rest of the Formula 1 drivers keep crashing every
week. (Rumors are heard that Schumi's going around buying Bitburgers for
the drivers before every race) Hence, Ginvanni Lavaggi narrowly beats
his dog for the 1997 Formula 1 championship.
*Will he be the next F1 world champion? What?
*Will he be the next F1 world champion?
I think this year will be a learning experience, but after that I see
consecutive World Championships without a doubt. That is unless pupo
moreno goes to F1.
*Do you have a preferred Lavaggi Fan Club member number?
Number 58 in honor of his year of birth, or whatever number is next in
order!
*Will he be the next F1 world champion?
ummm - no - but maybe next year??
Will he be the next F1 Champ: YES!!!
Why do you think lavaggi is so good:
He is the most famous backmarker in F1, in my opinion he is a
better backmarker than Hiro.
will he be the next F1 champ:
After Damon, Schumacher, and JV defect to the IRL next year,
Lavaggi will conqure F1, setting several records in the process.
*Will he be the next F1 world champion?
Good possibility.
**Will he be the next F1 world champion?
Of course, in fact, he is the F1 champion except
he is overlooked at this time.
*Will he be the next F1 world champion?
For sure!
*Will he be the next F1 world champion?
probably not
*Why do you think Giovanni is so good?
'Cause he's driving a Minardi and I'm not.
*Will he be the next F1 world champion?
No way Jose.
*Will he be the next F1 world champion?
No, I think not the next one.. I think not the next one either... Maybe
the next one.... Naw,, not that one..... Well, maybe if we could figger
out a way to make pigs fly then he might......Naw....... If he drove a
Fiat instead of the Minardi he would have a better chance.. Maybe more
garlic in his marinara... Maybe a few pointers from Katayama might help
him... Then again, maybe not!!
*Do you have a preferred Lavaggi Fan Club member number?
# 2001 Puhleeze!!
*Will he be the next F1 world champion?
YES!
*Will he be the next F1 world champion?
Well he's on a rating of one to ten.
*Do you have a preferred Lavaggi Fan Club member number?
Just like the great man himself...I won't be selfish, any number will do just as
long as we make the top 107%