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Monday, November 12, 2007

Happy Birthday to JJ who Lives in a Zoo!
Hey ya'll!! Guess what, it's JJ's birthday!!! OMG (she says) I've moved into another age bracket. Well, we say "you're not gettin' older, you're gettin' even MORE lovable"!! HA HA! But, you know me, I'm K-R-A-Z-Y!

What? What, Jinx(sh)? oh, C-R-A-Z-Y!! Well, Jinx(sh) you might be able to spell good but you are soooooo fat you can't... oooh, I probably shouldn't make that public!!

Well, we have been really happy lately because, when JJ isn't riding the rosso bicicletta, she has been spending a lot of time HOME with us!! We had some itty-bitty kittens in here for awhile. We were pretty mad when JJ first brought them home. Jinx(sh) squeezed her fat little body through the cat door into the basement just as fast as she could. Tita GROWLED!

JJ told us that someone had thrown these itty-bitty kitties out in the park near her favorite bike shop, the MOB. She said that most of us were "thrown out" or abandoned at one time. You know what we said "We don't care -- take them back" but she didn't listen to us -- how strange -- usually JJ does just exactly what we tell her too -- NOT! But, finally, she found some other homes for those kittens and we were really GLAD! We told her "no more cats" and "no more cheewawas"!

The Lucky cat, Master of the Household, has been spending most of his time indoors and that makes JJ really happy. She is all of the time petting on him and telling him he is so handsome and wonderful. (BARF-a-nola!!!) We are glad JJ is happy but that cat is SUCH a snob -- he looks down his nose at us and pretends we don't even EXIST!!

We have heard that many of us have our pictures in the AARF 2008 Calendar and are calendar STARS!! Also, Mr. Jinx of St Lucia has his picture in there. JJ still sends food to Mr. Jinx (not to be confused with our Jinx(sh)-y) and his family who live in Soufriere, St. Lucia. I guess we won't ever go and visit him, though, because Jinx(sh) says that we wouldn't like it because of hurry canes AND she said we would have to learn to swim and ride in an airplane a loooonnngggg way. Personally, I would just like to stay in our house for ever and ever -- I didn't even like it when we changed our house -- but now I REALLY like playing in the basement where we can pretend we are SCARYcats!

Well, I had better go because we are going to put kitty paw prints ALL OVER THE HOUSE to celebrate JJ's birthday!! Don't you think she will like that? Maybe we can put them on the front window, too -- and maybe on the computer screen. Whoa!!! There are no limits!! We had better get started now!!

Peace.
Oregano, the doh-doh kitty
1:17 pm pst

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