| Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both
could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in
the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we
just went through a red light." After a few more minutes they came to another
intersection and the light was red again and again they went right through it.
This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red
but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided
to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going
on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right
through it again. She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you
know you just ran through three red lights in a row!!! You could have killed
us."
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?" |