"What is a Grandmother?"
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by Ó Ronald R. CASEBY
Chichester, WS, England, UK PO19 4DN

[ A child's definition of a grandmother. ]
  • A grandmother is a lady who has no children of her own so she likes other people's little girls and boys.
  • They are old and should not run or play hard.
  • Usually they are fat but not too fat to tie children's shoes.
  • They have funny glasses and funny underwear and can take their teeth and gums out.
  • They do not need to be smart only answer questions like, "Why do dogs hate cats" and "Why God is not married."
  • Everyone should have one, especially if they don't have a TV.

 


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