| "What is a Grandmother?" |
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by Ó Ronald R. CASEBY
Chichester, WS, England, UK PO19 4DN |
[ A child's definition of a grandmother. ]
- A grandmother is a lady who has no children of her own so she likes other people's
little girls and boys.
- They are old and should not run or play hard.
- Usually they are fat but not too fat to tie children's shoes.
- They have funny glasses and funny underwear and can take their teeth and gums out.
- They do not need to be smart only answer questions like, "Why do dogs hate
cats" and "Why God is not married."
- Everyone should have one, especially if they don't have a TV.
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